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Sun September 12, 2010
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Minnesota Twins win their 4,000th game  (startribune.com) (39)
(Some Guy)   Not only did the Lions lose a close one against the Bears after a controversial incomplete ruling with 25 seconds to go, but it looks like Matthew Stafford will be out a minimum of two to three weeks with a shoulder injury   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (260)
(Boston Herald)   Woman sues Giants after Jets fans beat her up because her daughter wore Patriots shirt  (bostonherald.com) (34)
(ESPN)   BCS officials rejoice as Boise State loses ground in the Week 2 AP Rankings. Michigan still sucks, but at #20  (sports.espn.go.com) (130)
(ESPN)   The long offseason is finally over. No questions, just your Week 1 NFL Sunday discussion thread. Football  (espn.go.com) (4762)
(Some SFW Cuties)   Two Lesmos, one Curve Grande, and a Parabolica. Must be the Italian Grand Prix  (planet-f1.com) (40)
(ESPN)   Not news: Yankee provides game winning hit. News: Yankee in question is pitcher. Fark: What he hit was the batter, winning it for the *Rangers*  (sports.espn.go.com) (44)
(USA Today)   Clijsters tops Zvonareva. I think I have a cream for that  T-Shirt  (usatoday.com) (10)
(Yahoo)   Rockies win 9th straight. Is it subby or does Rocktober seem to come earlier every year?  (sports.yahoo.com) (40)

Sat September 11, 2010
(ESPN)   Remember how last week was only the second time ever that two FCS teams beat FBS opponents in the same week? Well, it happened again this week. (LGT one of the two games)  (sports.espn.go.com) (122)
(ESPN)   Edwards takes the pole for the Air Guard 400 at Richmond, but will he be able to hold off the rest of the field to get his first 2010 win? Your Official NASCAR discussion thread  (sports.espn.go.com) (410)
(YouTube) Video If this doesn't get you excited about NCAA women's volleyball, nothing will  (youtube.com) (90)
(SeattlePI)   In case you wondered whatever happened to Ryan Leaf, he's living with his parents and selling resort packages as the business development manager for a Canadian company. "Life is life and there are always going to be struggles"  (seattlepi.com) (54)
(Yahoo)   Ken Dorsey leads the Hurricanes against Craig Krenzel's Buckeyes while Chris Weinke's Seminoles clash with Josh Heupel's Sooners. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your college football thread  (rivals.yahoo.com) (lots)
(Deadspin)   It's time to tell it like it is - Tony Dungy is a pious, self-righteous douchebag  (deadspin.com) (66)
(CBC)   10 Things we've learned this CFL season, with binary pic goodness  (cbc.ca) (29)
(Daily Mail)   How many goals will Chelsea drop on West Ham? Can Aston Villa stay in the top 4? All this, SAF's 700th, and bonus "Yes, this thread is a repeat from last week" smack in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (69)
(Yahoo)   There's fail, there's epic fail, and then there's this soccer goalie celebrating a blocked shot while the ball rolls in behind him (with fail-larious video)  (sports.yahoo.com) (67)
(ESPN)   For Alabama fans, Saturday's matchup sparks memories of the Bear, in Joe Paterno's dreams  (sports.espn.go.com) (34)
(ESPN)   Mets save their fans the time, get their 2011 collapse out of the way now by sending Johan Santana in for major surgery  (sports.espn.go.com) (20)

Fri September 10, 2010
(ESPN)   News: Floyd Mayweather Jr. has theft charge added to domestic abuse charge. Fark: He stole an iPhone. He probably couldn't afford the Apple tax making $30 million a fight  (sports.espn.go.com) (21)
(ESPN)   Stop the presses, Bill Simmons picks the Colts to win the Super Bowl. Hmmm, think he made the Manning Face while typing it?  (sports.espn.go.com) (57)
(Some Guy)   The NCAA Violations Express continues to roll across the country. Next stop: Knoxville. But hey, don't pay players because it might corrupt the sport  (cbssports.com) (103)
(Some Guy)   Keeping with the finest of Bengal traditions, Antwan Odom tests positive for banned substance, insists it's not a performance enhancing drug. He says he "feels great", so he's likely high as a kite  (nfl.com) (21)
(Yahoo)   The Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience will be selling his Lakers Championship ring......for charity to raise money to put more psychologists, psychiatrists and therapists in schools  (sports.yahoo.com) (43)
(96.1 Kiss)   The NHL has developed a new product for the Ed Hardy wearing douchebag in you  (961kiss.com) (65)
(ESPN)   Stealing home for the winning run is hard. It becomes a lot easier when the pitcher sees you and then fakes to second base  (scores.espn.go.com) (52)
(Some Guy)   Favre still can't Do Dat - Saints take Vikings 14-9  (wwltv.com) (233)
(Gant Daily)   Two-time Sprint Cup champ Terry Labonte, who has retired and unretired more times than Brett Favre, to unretire this weekend  (gantdaily.com) (45)
(WALB News 10)   Daytona International Speedway getting repaved with "elastic" asphalt. What could possibly go wrong?  (walb.com) (32)

Thu September 09, 2010
(News.com.au)   Roosters crap in hotel. Friggin' cocks  (news.com.au) (19)
(Jacksonville.com)   Jaguars Coach Del Rio says his dog chews on Tebow's balls  (jacksonville.com) (18)
(ESPN)   Damn it, we can't wait anymore. Saints-Vikings ODT, Breesus vs. Purple Moses, Lee Harvey Oswald vs. Minnesota Child Protective Services Case #7894 - FOOTBALL (7:30 PM EST, NBC)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(Fox News)   Floyd Maywether, Jr. gives a heartfelt apology to all those who may have been offended by his racist internet tirade...just kidding, he went home and demonstrated his hatred for women by beating his girlfriend  (foxnews.com) (55)
(AJC)   Forget X's and O's. The coach of the Tennessee Volunteers has to teach his players the right way to shower. "Soap Every Corner"  (ajc.com) (53)
(ESPN)   Floyd Mayweather is in John Rocker's class, not Muhammad Ali's  (espn.go.com) (15)
(Some Guy)   We've ignored it, denied it will happen, and even become angry at the prospect, but the fact remains that there will probably be an NFL lockout in 2011   (nfl-facts-and-rumors.blogs.cbssports.com) (219)
(USA Today)   Once again, the Patriots' offensive line fails to protect Tom Brady  (content.usatoday.com) (48)
(Telegraph)   Not letting your prisoners watch the women's tennis? That's a riotin'  (telegraph.co.uk) (6)
(NHL)   Sidney Crosby takes batting practice and hits a ball that leaves the stadium, not to be confused with Ovechkin hitting women with cameras as he leaves the arena  (video.penguins.nhl.com) (84)
(Yahoo)   The Bulls' summer might not be over--Melo is acting anything but  (sports.yahoo.com) (25)
(Yahoo)   Not news: Armando Galarraga will pitch on Friday night. News: Jim Joyce will be umpiring. FARK: Behind home plate  (news.yahoo.com) (35)
(NYPost)   "Caroline Wozniacki was able to trump Maria Sharapova on the court Monday because she had Donald Trump in her box". Headline adds to the fun  (nypost.com) (21)
(Life.com)   "All I want out of life is that when I walk down the street folks will say, 'There goes the greatest hitter who ever lived.'" Wish granted  (life.com) (93)
(Chicago Sun-Times)   Bears quarterback Jay Cutler says he knows he's going to be "facing pressure" during this Sunday's home opener at Soldier Field. That pressure will be coming from the Detroit Lions. Who have won five games in three years  (blogs.suntimes.com) (110)
(Sports by Brooks)   Russia hoops coach, who is American, calls '72 USSR Olympic disgrace "fair"; Coach K. responds w/ verbal beatdown for the ages. For once, Duke doesn't suck (video)  (sportsbybrooks.com) (37)

Wed September 08, 2010
(Yahoo)   Dwight Howard, of the Orlando Magic, fulfills an old white lady's fantasy  (sports.yahoo.com) (29)
(Some Guy)   Iconic Yankees announcer Michael Kay revealed to only eat three foods: steak, bacon, and chicken parm. "It combines chicken with mozzarella. Two great tastes together, like a Reese's peanut butter cup"  (walkoffwalk.com) (45)
(AJC)   What's the going rate for a game-used jersey these days? A four game suspension  (blogs.ajc.com) (41)
(Sporting News)   Alabama already preparing excuses for losing to the Nittany Lions  (sportingnews.com) (50)
(CNN)   SI's NFL Week 1 Power Rankings, considering their pick for #1, shows a distinct lack of John Clayton  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (90)
(The Onion)   Onion Sports 2010 NFL Team-by-Team Guide  (theonion.com) (67)
(ESPN)   Moss: "No one here likes me." Brady: "I like you. I think you're the bestest ever"  (sports.espn.go.com) (27)
(Some Guy)   Reporter: "Mr. Bush, how do you feel about being stripped of your Heisman?" Bush: "I got stripped of my Heisman?"  (nfl.com) (31)
(TMZ)   Joe Montana confirms what everybody should have already known: The movie Rudy was a load of crap  (tmz.com) (74)
(Deadspin)   Michael Jordan and Wayne Gretzky gambled in Vegas, and MJ tried to tip a waitress with a $5 chip. Gretzky instead gave her one of MJ's $100 chips and said "that's how we tip, Michael." Wayne Gretzky is probably dead right now  T-Shirt  (deadspin.com) (124)
(Some Guy)   All that LeBron gear Clevelanders gathered to donate to Miami homeless shelters? Yeah, Miami doesn't want it  (clevescene.com) (27)
(Daily Mail)   Boxing champ under fire for suggesting that 9 out of 10 people would enjoy his next fight  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)
(Saints Report)   Starting tomorrow, the New Orleans Saints begin a new tradition where Drew Brees will lift his arm in the air and lead 80,000+-strong "who dat" chant before games. You know who else raised their arm in the air and led two-word chants?  (saintsreport.com) (145)
(ESPN)   2010 Texas Rangers doing very good impersonation of 2007 New York Mets  (scores.espn.go.com) (55)
(CBS News)   Mike Tyson's biggest regret? He did not smoke weed with Tupac  (cbsnews.com) (86)
(ESPN)   600 (No asterisk)  (scores.espn.go.com) (57)
(The New York Times)   In what comes as a surprise to no one, Giants Stadium leaves Giant Debt  (nytimes.com) (43)

Tue September 07, 2010
(LA Times)   NFL expected to have lowest game attendance in 12 years, as league discovers its attempts to make pro football a mind-blowing HDTV Internet-enabled experience have worked too well  (latimes.com) (193)
(Washington Post)   Vince Lombardi, buried 40 years ago this week, wished he had never said winning is the only thing. "I meant the effort. I meant having a goal. I sure didn't mean for people to crush human values and morality"  (washingtonpost.com) (23)
(ESPN)   The greatest time of the year once again kicks into high gear as the NFL week 1 power rankings are here  (espn.go.com) (151)
(ESPN)   Sharapova succumbs to Caroline Wozniacki  (sports.espn.go.com) (21)
(ESPN)   NFL Preview / In specific writing style / for your amusement  (sports.espn.go.com) (41)
(CBS Sports)   Redskins, Titans talk Haynesworth Deal. This is not a repeat from 2009  (cbssports.com) (21)
(ESPN)   Boise State picks up 7 first-place votes in this week's AP rankings. Still no cure for Virginia Tech being ranked above USC  (espn.go.com) (186)
(The New York Times)   WNBA's lack of popularity isn't because of the quality of the game; it's because the system doesn't stack the deck in favor of New York  (nytimes.com) (77)
(CNN)   Bush to be stripped  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (79)
(ESPN)   Boise State is a championship contender after a Week 1 win and a presumptive undefeated wining streak with the remainder of their cupcake schedule. In other news, Globetrotters are early favorites for the NBA finals after beating the Generals  (sports.espn.go.com) (323)
(WPXI)   In a stunning move, Steelers name Dennis Dixon as starting quarterback. Hines Ward seen sobbing quietly in a corner  (wpxi.com) (80)
(Fox Sports)   Yankees may pressure free-agent-to-be Derek Jeter into accepting vastly less money to stay in New York, since his statistics are virtually identical to those of Red Sox SS Marco Scutaro  (msn.foxsports.com) (146)
(Chicago Sun-Times)   "Last season, Chicago had to watch more of Lovie Smith's catatonic sideline act. It was like watching a statue play chess," says columnist. This is fundamentally unfair, as playing chess is at least intellectually stimulating  (suntimes.com) (49)
(ESPN)   Randy Moss gets a little emo, confessing he feels "not wanted" by the Patriots. Um, dude, if you're expecting Bill Belichick to act like Brad Childress, you're gonna be waiting a LONG time  (sports.espn.go.com) (76)
(ESPN)   Boise State gets by Virginia Tech, still has a shot to be embarrassed by Alabama in the BCS Championship  (scores.espn.go.com) (203)

Mon September 06, 2010
(Yahoo)   Navy dominates Maryland in yards (485 - 271), plays (82-39) and time of possession (40-20) and still loses  (rivals.yahoo.com) (249)
(SFGate)   Former WWE wrestler Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart hit with drug charges, steel chair  T-Shirt  (sfgate.com) (81)
(Wired)   Brazil wins the Blind Soccer World Cup. I SAID, BRAZIL WINS THE BLIND SOCCER WORLD CUP (w/ video)  (wired.com) (20)
(Fox Sports)   Australian gold medal swimmer wishes South African rugby team better luck next time, after Australia wins 41-39. Just kidding. She Tweeted to South Africa, "suck on that f*ggots"  (msn.foxsports.com) (50)
(Toronto Star)   Angry elderly Canadians protest loudly after Blue Jays games no longer reach nursing homes. "They were the ones who helped bring the CBC to its publicly funded knees when the corporation deprived them of curling"  (thestar.com) (13)
(ESPN)   Despite Houston Texans finally having a competent QB in Matt Schaub, the Texans are arguably the #1 contender to land the bust that is Matt Leinart. Well, it looks like the AFC South is already locked up before the first week even starts  (sports.espn.go.com) (229)
(Washington Post)   The long nightmare for Jets fans has finally come to an end, as Revis inks a new deal. Still no word on whether or not Sanchez's competence will sign before the regular season opener  (washingtonpost.com) (64)
(USA Today)   This year's contenders for NFL comebacks  (usatoday.com) (44)
(Major League Baseball)   Texas Rangers lose on one of the worst calls in the history of baseball  (mlb.mlb.com) (129)
(AP)   How bad has the San Diego Padres 10 game losing streak been? They've been outscored by a stunning 55-23  (hosted.ap.org) (36)

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