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Sun August 29, 2010
Sat August 28, 2010
(Some Guy)
News: Cheerleader sues website for saying she's infected with a pair of STD's. Still just news: she wins the $11 million defamation suit. GIMME AN F-A-R-K...WHADDYA GOT? FARK: Suit may be nullfied after her lawyer named the wrong website
Reds to revive "Can't touch this" from 1990
(Some Guy)
Australia beats Jordan, 76-75, at FIBA World Basketball Championships. Though to be fair, it WAS 5-against-1, and the man IS 47 years old now
It isn't often you see first base stolen, especially by a manager
James Toney, pugilist extraordinaire, to take on Randy Couture, punk street-fighter, in UFC 118
After a decade of excellence and having spent the past three years with one of the five-lowest payrolls in the league, Forbes declares Colts GM Bill Polian the NFL's best GM. It's not easy piping in crowd noise and changing the rules
Team USA begins the World Basketball Championships in Croatia at noon EST today and already the majority of sports journalist are calling this America's "B or C" team. This should go well
The Cubs are searching for a manager, practically begging Joe Girardi, who says his loyalty is to the Yankees. You know, a team that typically has things to do in late September/early October
U.S. soccer currently talking with German team coach Juergen Klinsmann with the gooooooaaal of getting him to replace current coach Bob Bradley in December once his contract runs out
McGruff mounts Uga for the eighth time this offseason. Your dog wants puppies
Jay-Z teams up with the New York Yankees to release a limited clothing line expected to capture the rare combination of rap/Yankee fans. In other words, trust fund kids from the Midwest
Texas to face Kenya in US Little League World Series final
Scary woman wrestler Luna Vachon significantly less scary at 48
Knicks sign Patrick Ewing from Georgetown. This is not a repeat from 1985
Bad: You let up at least four runs for the fourth straight start. Worse: You get robbed at gunpoint after the game
Fri August 27, 2010
Thu August 26, 2010
Carmelo Anthony's agents to the Nuggets: Here's a short list of teams he'll go to, get to work. Nuggets to Carmelo Anthony's agents: fark you
Rangers second baseman demonstrates how not to slide head first. Dirt eating video goodness at :47
The most important factor working in the New Orleans Saints' favor as they try to repeat as Super Bowl champions is having no pressure on them because they're thought of as a fluke
MLB sued for making baseball interesting
Joining the list of ridiculous names for college football bowl games is the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl
(Some Guy)
Eighteen games? In MY football season? It's more likely than you think
Chad Ochocinco responds to $25,000 in a classy, professional way. No wait, he tweeted about it like a whiney douche
The Rocket faces his toughest opponent yet, U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton. REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE
(SI.com)
Like every other man on Earth, Tiger Woods plays better golf without a wife hanging around
(Some Guy)
Some surprising player cuts could be looming in the NFL. When the description of your passing game is "He is not accurate on the short, middle or deep ball", you may be one of them
29 hour train ride, $160. Marlins cap, $22. Dad with inoperable cancer watching his son play in MLB in person for the first time, priceless
AOL suspends Jay Mariotti after domestic assault charge. Declines to reveal why it hired him in the first place
Birmingham ups N'Zogbia bid, Vogons loath to release him
Inter. Barca. Chelsea. Ajax. The best teams, from the best leagues. The 2010 Champions League draw is here
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for the 2012-2013 NHL strike
Wed August 25, 2010
Arena football's Oklahoma City Yard Dawgz deny intent to move franchise to Seattle in 2011, making up for Supersonics' 2008 move to OKC
In the greatest multimedia presentation it has yet produced, the NYTimes documents the beauty of female tennis players in super slow motion
"As long as he's healthy and he can play, it's impossible to say you don't want Manny Ramirez.". Well, unless you are the Dodgers, Red Sox, and every team that passed him up when he was on waivers in 2003
Castor Semenya elated to find out he's been picked for South Africa's squad for the Commonwealth games
Bobby Bowden refuses to leave the stadium quietly. "First thing he says is, 'This ain't gonna be pretty.' It went downhill from there ... I couldn't believe it"
Jim Furyk disqualified from The Barclays. Because he overslept
Sometimes the universe just comes together to make its own comedy. This horse race is one of those moments
(Some scUM)
Which Michigan Wolverine asked his position coach how many pairs of underwear he should bring to summer camp?
Mike Martz, Jay Cutler expected to announce their engagement any day now
The umps were so bad in last night's Phillies-Astros game that they ejected a player that's on the DL
The title hopes of the Minnesota Vikings rest in the sure hands and secure grasp of Adrian Peterson
How the Marlin hid profit numbers and got taxpayers to foot the bill for their new stadium-aquarium
Pro female golfer bags it
One rink to rule them all
George Steinbrenner to get memorial in Yankee Stadium. Monument to be constructed of cold, hardened steel
Good: Cardinals get 11 hits. Bad: They leave 11 men on base. Fark: And lose 4-3. TotalFark: To the Pirates
Bud Selig's statue is unveiled in Milwaukee, much to the delight of pigeons and seagulls throughout Southeastern Wisconsin
Tue August 24, 2010
Hi, I'm a hot German lady announcing a soccer ga--BOOM TO THE HEAD
No Fun League fines Ochocinco $178 a character for Tweeting before the game
Cubs create a "peanut free zone" to go with their win free zone at Wrigley Field
Albert Pujols, who leads the NL in HRs and RBIs, is now only .004 points behind the batting average leader and in position to become the first triple crown winner since 1967
Stunning naked Beaver results in ejection
Tampa Bay manager Joe Maddon urges Johnny Damon to reject Red Sox waiver claim, stay with Tigers: "I think he needs to really, really understand what a great community Detroit is. It would be a great place to raise a family"
Red Sox find Jesus. Again. Maybe
Virginia Tech coach Frank Beamer channels John Madden in his analysis of VT's opener against undefeated Boise State "There'll be two good quarterbacks in this game, ours and theirs"
Member of the Abu Dhabi royal family spends hundreds of millions of pounds acquiring Manchester City and new players, decides to grace their presence. Fark: Two years later
Sumo wrestlers to use iPads to communicate since phones are too small
(Some Guy)
And the award for the most gratuitous use of a picture in a totally unrelated sporting context goes to...
Champions League play-offs: Sampdoria v Werder Bremen, Tottenham v Young Boys, and for our Czech Farker, it's MSK Zilina (no, I've never heard of them either) against Sparta Prague (or them)
(Some cheesehead)
All things are possible with Zombo
(fanhouse.com)
Sammy Sosa is again running his mouth, complaining that the Cubs don't care about him. It's finally time to just put a cork in it
Just as everyone had predicted at the start of the year, Jose Bautista is the first to 40 home runs
In this week's episode of "The Umps Must Be Crazy", the grass in foul territory is now considered part of the basepath
Former Olympic Gold medalist dies after falling off a bike. Fark: An exercise bike
Tiger Woods divorce settlement becomes the most expensive 18 holes he's ever played
Mon August 23, 2010
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