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Sun August 29, 2010
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The worst high school football play ever
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(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Japan destroys Hawaii. This is not a repeat from 1941
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(31)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
13-year old Peter Lenz killed in crash at Indianapolis Motor Speedway
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(64)
 
(Fortune)
 
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Vladimir Putin called He wants his warships (Featured Partner)
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Ambrose finally win in Canada or prove to be a complete choke artist? Will Villeneuve win one for the faithful? Right turns and racing in Canada? It's your official NAPA 200 discussion thread (green flag 2:30 pm EDT on ESPN2)
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Favre last night: 0 TDs, 2 INTs. Love him or hate him, it's impressive he can miss all of training camp and be right in playoff form
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(50)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning is not a "big fan" of recent rule change that allows a portly out of shape umpire in the backfield the ability to destroy the entire premise their offense is built on. Your move, Mr. Goodell
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Rain at Spa? Park it." Twenty-four drivers are set to ignore Denny Hulme's advice. It's your Belgian Grand Prix thread
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(80)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Cardinals' decision confuses Matt Leinart" Well, that doesn't sound too hard
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(71)
 


Sat August 28, 2010
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Cheerleader sues website for saying she's infected with a pair of STD's. Still just news: she wins the $11 million defamation suit. GIMME AN F-A-R-K...WHADDYA GOT? FARK: Suit may be nullfied after her lawyer named the wrong website
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reds to revive "Can't touch this" from 1990
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australia beats Jordan, 76-75, at FIBA World Basketball Championships. Though to be fair, it WAS 5-against-1, and the man IS 47 years old now
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(9)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It isn't often you see first base stolen, especially by a manager
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
James Toney, pugilist extraordinaire, to take on Randy Couture, punk street-fighter, in UFC 118
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(357)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a decade of excellence and having spent the past three years with one of the five-lowest payrolls in the league, Forbes declares Colts GM Bill Polian the NFL's best GM. It's not easy piping in crowd noise and changing the rules
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Team USA begins the World Basketball Championships in Croatia at noon EST today and already the majority of sports journalist are calling this America's "B or C" team. This should go well
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(30)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Cubs are searching for a manager, practically begging Joe Girardi, who says his loyalty is to the Yankees. You know, a team that typically has things to do in late September/early October
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
U.S. soccer currently talking with German team coach Juergen Klinsmann with the gooooooaaal of getting him to replace current coach Bob Bradley in December once his contract runs out
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(29)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
McGruff mounts Uga for the eighth time this offseason. Your dog wants puppies
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(21)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jay-Z teams up with the New York Yankees to release a limited clothing line expected to capture the rare combination of rap/Yankee fans. In other words, trust fund kids from the Midwest
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas to face Kenya in US Little League World Series final
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(31)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Scary woman wrestler Luna Vachon significantly less scary at 48
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(24)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Knicks sign Patrick Ewing from Georgetown. This is not a repeat from 1985
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bad: You let up at least four runs for the fourth straight start. Worse: You get robbed at gunpoint after the game
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(9)
 


Fri August 27, 2010
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The all time HR king reunites with the two fans that rounded the bases with him on his record-breaking night 36 years ago in Atlanta
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(46)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Devils have submitted a new Kovalchuk deal to the NHL. Rumored to be 15 years, $100M. Go get 'em Gary
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(9)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols, you've just hit your 400th career home run. What are you going to do next? "I'm going to Derpyworld"
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(92)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
That guy next to you in the sports bar who goes on and on about his cup of coffee in the majors and how things would've been different if he didn't blow out his arm? That's Stephen Strasburg
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Updated MLB Power Rankings are out and at #1...wait...who the fark are the San Diego Padres?
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(75)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Football Writers Association of America asks USC to return 2004 national championship trophy. Lane Kiffin allowed to keep trophy wife
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(90)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers absolutely destroy Indianapolis Colts by a final preseason score of 59-24. In a game that means absolutely jack squat, the Colts were lucky enough to only lose five players to injury
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(125)
 
(FanNation)
 
 
 
Without a new stadium, the Minnesota Vikings will soon be weeping and bitterly decrying evil referees in Los Angeles
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(120)
 


Thu August 26, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony's agents to the Nuggets: Here's a short list of teams he'll go to, get to work. Nuggets to Carmelo Anthony's agents: fark you
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(49)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rangers second baseman demonstrates how not to slide head first. Dirt eating video goodness at :47
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The most important factor working in the New Orleans Saints' favor as they try to repeat as Super Bowl champions is having no pressure on them because they're thought of as a fluke
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(92)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
MLB sued for making baseball interesting
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(37)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Joining the list of ridiculous names for college football bowl games is the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eighteen games? In MY football season? It's more likely than you think
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(180)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chad Ochocinco responds to $25,000 in a classy, professional way. No wait, he tweeted about it like a whiney douche
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Rocket faces his toughest opponent yet, U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton. REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE
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(19)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Like every other man on Earth, Tiger Woods plays better golf without a wife hanging around
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some surprising player cuts could be looming in the NFL. When the description of your passing game is "He is not accurate on the short, middle or deep ball", you may be one of them
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(127)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
29 hour train ride, $160. Marlins cap, $22. Dad with inoperable cancer watching his son play in MLB in person for the first time, priceless
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(38)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
AOL suspends Jay Mariotti after domestic assault charge. Declines to reveal why it hired him in the first place
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Birmingham ups N'Zogbia bid, Vogons loath to release him
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Inter. Barca. Chelsea. Ajax. The best teams, from the best leagues. The 2010 Champions League draw is here
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for the 2012-2013 NHL strike
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(81)
 


Wed August 25, 2010
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Arena football's Oklahoma City Yard Dawgz deny intent to move franchise to Seattle in 2011, making up for Supersonics' 2008 move to OKC
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the greatest multimedia presentation it has yet produced, the NYTimes documents the beauty of female tennis players in super slow motion
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"As long as he's healthy and he can play, it's impossible to say you don't want Manny Ramirez.". Well, unless you are the Dodgers, Red Sox, and every team that passed him up when he was on waivers in 2003
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Castor Semenya elated to find out he's been picked for South Africa's squad for the Commonwealth games
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(11)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Bobby Bowden refuses to leave the stadium quietly. "First thing he says is, 'This ain't gonna be pretty.' It went downhill from there ... I couldn't believe it"
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(94)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jim Furyk disqualified from The Barclays. Because he overslept
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Sometimes the universe just comes together to make its own comedy. This horse race is one of those moments
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(47)
 
(Some scUM)
 
 
 
Which Michigan Wolverine asked his position coach how many pairs of underwear he should bring to summer camp?
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(105)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Mike Martz, Jay Cutler expected to announce their engagement any day now
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(56)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The umps were so bad in last night's Phillies-Astros game that they ejected a player that's on the DL
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(72)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The title hopes of the Minnesota Vikings rest in the sure hands and secure grasp of Adrian Peterson
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How the Marlin hid profit numbers and got taxpayers to foot the bill for their new stadium-aquarium
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro female golfer bags it
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(49)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
One rink to rule them all
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(110)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
George Steinbrenner to get memorial in Yankee Stadium. Monument to be constructed of cold, hardened steel
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good: Cardinals get 11 hits. Bad: They leave 11 men on base. Fark: And lose 4-3. TotalFark: To the Pirates
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(41)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bud Selig's statue is unveiled in Milwaukee, much to the delight of pigeons and seagulls throughout Southeastern Wisconsin
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(31)
 


Tue August 24, 2010
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Hi, I'm a hot German lady announcing a soccer ga--BOOM TO THE HEAD
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(63)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
No Fun League fines Ochocinco $178 a character for Tweeting before the game
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(59)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Cubs create a "peanut free zone" to go with their win free zone at Wrigley Field
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(84)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols, who leads the NL in HRs and RBIs, is now only .004 points behind the batting average leader and in position to become the first triple crown winner since 1967
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(89)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stunning naked Beaver results in ejection
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(14)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay manager Joe Maddon urges Johnny Damon to reject Red Sox waiver claim, stay with Tigers: "I think he needs to really, really understand what a great community Detroit is. It would be a great place to raise a family"
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(34)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Red Sox find Jesus. Again. Maybe
source: m.theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Tech coach Frank Beamer channels John Madden in his analysis of VT's opener against undefeated Boise State "There'll be two good quarterbacks in this game, ours and theirs"
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Member of the Abu Dhabi royal family spends hundreds of millions of pounds acquiring Manchester City and new players, decides to grace their presence. Fark: Two years later
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(15)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Sumo wrestlers to use iPads to communicate since phones are too small
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the award for the most gratuitous use of a picture in a totally unrelated sporting context goes to...
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Champions League play-offs: Sampdoria v Werder Bremen, Tottenham v Young Boys, and for our Czech Farker, it's MSK Zilina (no, I've never heard of them either) against Sparta Prague (or them)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Some cheesehead)
 
 
 
All things are possible with Zombo
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(24)
 
(fanhouse.com)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa is again running his mouth, complaining that the Cubs don't care about him. It's finally time to just put a cork in it
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(28)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Just as everyone had predicted at the start of the year, Jose Bautista is the first to 40 home runs
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(56)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of "The Umps Must Be Crazy", the grass in foul territory is now considered part of the basepath
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(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Olympic Gold medalist dies after falling off a bike. Fark: An exercise bike
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods divorce settlement becomes the most expensive 18 holes he's ever played
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(43)
 


Mon August 23, 2010
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bears sign a backup quarterback, who last saw significant playing time with the Redskins in 2007
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Air bag technology has made it safer for equestrian riders who fall off their horses. That is super, man
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former NFL player Kevin Turner suffering from Lou Gehrig's Disease, crushing shame of having played for the Eagles
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A stat that's difficult to reach around: Yankees improve to 12-0 this year without A-Rod in the lineup
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Sam Bradford Interception and Fumble Experience may kick off sooner than expected
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(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How can a MLB team with 18 losing seasons turn a hefty profit? Here's the math
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(96)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB gives Charlie Hustle one-day furlough from his lifetime ban from baseball
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
And here's the 49ers third string QB out-Favreing Favre
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(64)
 
(Some Dirty Russian Whore)
 
 
 
Greenville picks "Road Warriors" as name for the new hockey team. Unknown if goalie is bodybuilder in metal mask
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(35)
 

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