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Sun August 22, 2010
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussies stun US in a "gripping come-from-behind" by "3-on-3 women". It's not what you think
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(12)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Cubs say goodbye to Lou Piniella the only way they know how: by losing in a spectacular fashion to a vastly inferior team
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(63)
 
(pittsburgh live)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger returns to the field in Steelers' preseason game, seeing his first serious action since early this year in a Georgia women's restroom
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Federer has fish for dinner
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(18)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dodgers and Vin Scully will hold a press conference on Scully's future broadcast plans before today's game versus the Reds; insiders predict Vin Scully will be taking his talents to retirement
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lou Pinella. Done. Book It
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Just when you thought you'd seen every homemade basketball dunking video, comes this gem featuring three guys and a pool
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(56)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Free-agent pitcher Mike Hampton signs with Diamondbacks, says he is fully committed to some quality time on Arizona's disabled list
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(22)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Several inmates from various Nebraska prisons are assembling new stadium seats for the University of Nebraska. No word on how many of the felons are ex-Cornhuskers, but at least it will give current players a chance to see their future
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(15)
 
(Redskins Post)
 
 
 
After much speculation and failed conditioning tests, Haynesworth's career has a Redskins is about to come to an end
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(64)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Stephen Strasburg is starting to look a lot like Mark Prior, Kerry Wood, Andy Benes, Ben McDonald, Ben Sheets, Rick Ankiel, Kris Benson, and that pitcher from Tampa Bay whose arm almost fell off
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(56)
 


Sat August 21, 2010
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Oakland A's ballboy scores date with female fan after giving her a handful of balls
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 10 fictional home runs. BONUS: Not a slideshow
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(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The preseason AP poll is out and makes even less sense than the coaches poll
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(82)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will The Shrub make it the first-ever weekend sweep? Will Brad K. pay him back for last night's wreck? Your official It's Bristol Baby Night Race discussion thread (ESPN, green flag 7:30 pm EDT)
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(496)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite sports writer arrested after domestic dispute. No, not that one, the other one, No, the other one, The one on the horn, so to speak
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olympic figure skater burns down $1 million house while trying to dry a Porsche with a leaf blower. 5.9 - 5.8 - 5.9 - 5.7 - 5.9
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can Chelsea make it an even dozen? Will the Gunners shoot down Blackpool's cinderella start? Will Manchester City's millions mesh or meltdown? Your EPL thread is here
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(109)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Top 20 Most Unathletic Looking Athletes in Pro Sports. #17: "Ted Lilly will strike you out and then help you with your math homework"
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(101)
 
(The News-Herald)
 
 
 
Michigan says switching Ohio State game to midseason "best thing" because it means they can play them again in the Big Ten Championship. Tag for Michigan's chances of being in the championship
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(70)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Pirates streak of losing seasons is now of legal age
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jason Bay out for season after recovering from a concussion and realizing he's on the Mets
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(29)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
23 high school football players hospitalized, after first-year head coach's "total immersion" training program goes too far
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(69)
 


Fri August 20, 2010
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Recently released documents show that the FBI tracked Alabama football during the 'Bear' Bryant era
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(5)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Rays mascot wakes up drunk, napping fan with silly string attack
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jayson Williams pleads guilty to DWI, 1st-degree asshattery
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Torre "sad" that everyone knows he aided steroid use in baseball
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(22)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals broadcaster arrested for drunk driving. Includes a "there is no way that guy is drunk" pic
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(30)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Phillies fans, already ecstatic about the Cliff Lee trade, are delighted to hear that one of the "prospects" they picked up was also picked up by the police for leaving his coke in a cruiser during a courtesy ride home
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not only was he a great person and coach, but Coach Wooden could play a little golf as evidenced by his hole in one and double eagle in the same round in 1939
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Didn't even spill his nachos
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(44)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"The Vikings better get used to it. The Saints aren't the only ones who will come after Favre and his brittle body this season. The NFL is a merciless league. There are no senior-citizen discounts when you step under center"
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(92)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Neckbeard to make more than Tony Romo, Tom Brady, Drew Brees
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(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaq's pissed, Nolan Ryan loves that he punked Robin Ventura, Aniston is milking the Pitt breakup and James Dolan is a child. Just another day in the life of The Sports Guy
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(86)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
Nothing improves team spirit like your mom giving oral sex to a teammate in the stands during a wrestling tournament. (w. "you'd pin it" mug shot.)
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(111)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
There's a curve in the theory that a fastball will be hit farther than other pitches
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(37)
 


Thu August 19, 2010
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Brett Favre acts the same way Terrell Owens does and isn't called out on it because he's white. BRETT FAVRE'S LACK OF SKIN PIGMENTATION
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(126)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tony Gwynn's season likely over due to injury. This is not a repeat from 1995-2001
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can tell this isn't a repeat from 2009 because this time, former Oregon RB Garrette Blount punched his own teamate
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(59)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Good: A story about the Vikings that doesn't involve Favre. Bad: The NFL's offensive Rookie of the Year for 09 just collapsed in practice and was taken away by ambulance
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(58)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Congress throws a curveball at Roger Clemens
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An NFL starting quarterback should always have a good relationship with his head coach, especially if that head coach is an offensive minded coach. The QB should never say that the coach has "no clue about offense", right, Brett?
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(66)
 
(BSO)
 
 
 
Watch Jets Cornerback Antonio Cromartie try to remember the names and ages of his eight kids. Sad assplodes Amusing
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(78)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN says it is sick and tired of superstar athletes commanding so much attention
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(90)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
International Bullfighting Federation tests the Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience
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(83)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MWC to BYU: Screw you
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(57)
 


Wed August 18, 2010
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cubs trade Derrek Lee for three prospects, some magic beans, and at least six months of biatching from Cubs fans
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(66)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
NHL development team looking at new rule changes. Proposed changes include, no-touch icing, new faceoff zones, overtimes settled by 4 on 4, then 3 on3, then 2 on 2, and finally by random crowd members playing beer pong at centre ice
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most players would be pissed that a Pro-Bowler had been hired to share their duties. Not Frank Gore: "I feel he can help me get better"
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(90)
 
(Fanhouse)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning is the most dominating athlete in sports today. Just try to forget that his team is the NFL's answer to the Atlanta Braves and that whole fourth quarter of this year's Super Bowl thing
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(144)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Whoa. Double eagle all the way. What does this mean?
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(55)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
If you're gonna hit the first ever walk-off homerun in a new ballpark, you might as well do it like this
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PGA prepares for 2015 to Whistling Straits by revamping course. All bunkers are bunkers, even if they aren't. The fairway is a bunker. The green is a bunker. The 19th hole is a bunker. The parking lot is a bunker. Got it?
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Attorneys for the woman convicted of extorting Rick Pitino accuse prosecution witnesses of lying, which could lead to a retrial, more testimony about how Pitino is a two pump chump
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
As college football inexorably moves towards mega-conferences, BYU considers becoming an independent - because that's worked so well for other schools lately
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(73)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mayoral Candidate badly photoshops a picture of Nick Saban to make it appear the coach is endorsing her candidacy
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Buddy Ryan crticizes Tony Dungy's criticism of Rex Ryan's method for criticizing players
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yet another college basketball player acts like an egotistical dickhead. Just kidding, this one voluntarily gave up his full-ride scholarship to help out the team
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(18)
 
(Football News)
 
 
 
After a 44-year search, Bears finally find a quarterback
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 most gorgeous NBA wives (slideshow)
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(81)
 


Tue August 17, 2010
(KIRO)
 
 
 
Favre arrives in Minnesota to find that NOBODY CARES ANY MORE
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(134)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Best known for hitting the most famous walk off homer in baseball history, Bobby Thomson runs the bases for the last time
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(96)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Three wisemen sent to visit the messiah. This is not a repeat from 0
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(95)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' half-brother opens up on Tiger Woods' struggles on ESPN's "The Herd" with Colin Cowherd. That hot blonde chick that does Sportsnation with Colin wasn't there this headline blows
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(39)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets may KO K-Rod's kontract
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today Laird Hamilton changed the world of big wave surfing by taking on a monster wave at Teahupoo
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron tells GQ that people from Cleveland are a bunch of jerks and that he's glad he left. That should smooth things over
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(106)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rumors begin to swirl that Carmelo Anthony might be taking his talents to New York City to play for the Knicks alongside Amare Stoudemire. No word on if he plans to annouce his demand for a trade on a ridiculous two-hour ESPN special
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Westbrook signs one-year injury reserve contract with San Francisco
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(89)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How does Dodgers owner Frank McCourt justify a lower payroll than the Twins, M's, and Tigers? They pay inflated rent on Dodger Stadium...to themselves. Wait, what?
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harper up the Bryce Harper Harper machine
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cricketer Graeme Swann arrested for DUI, claims he was buying a screwdriver so he could rescue a trapped cat
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(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former US figure skating champion on very thin ice with the law. Surprisingly, it's not Tonya Harding
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(16)
 
(WLSAM)
 
 
 
Old an busted: Drunk school bus drivers doing doughnuts with their buses. New hotness: School bus slaloming
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(8)
 


Mon August 16, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
10 Taekwondo knockouts that will blow your mind ... out the side of your skull if you're not careful
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(132)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
K-Rod should've watched Bull Durham, then he'd have known that when you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York Yankees surprise 13-year-old quadruple amputee with a pool party. Really. And, no, his name was not "Bob"
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight fame examines ESPN umpire study, finds it about as credible as a Zogby poll
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is it possible to be too big to play D-1 college football? 6'11" 415lbs Terrell Brown is about to find out
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(69)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Through Aug. 15, the Padres are the only big-league team that has yet to allow 400 runs." Your Week 20 MLB Power Rankings
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LeBron James in hot water again for tweeting that Gus Johnson was dead, not considering that there was a more famous Gus Johnson who UNBELIEVABLE, OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT A TWEET
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. President's daughter, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... IT'S IN THE HOLE...IT'S IN THE HOLE
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(68)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
After finally ridding themselves of their troublemakers and less than a week after making a spectacular four-team trade, the Pacers decide to celebrate by telling the media their new rookie pushed his girlfriend down a flight of stairs
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN analyzes two weeks of MLB games, finds umpires wrong 20% of the time. Not counting balls and strikes
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In his pro debut, Tim Tebow throws 8/13 for 105 yds, rushes twice for 10 yds, and feeds everyone in Mile High with five hot dogs and two cups of beer (192)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
College football coaches, already having to cover for players who drink underage, commit rape, and fail classes, now have to worry about their team posting their illegal acts on Facebook
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dustin Johnson loses PGA Championship for...well, subby doesn't know what he did, but apparently it cost him two shots
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(212)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Kurt Warner to replace Trent Green. This is not a repeat from 1999
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(33)
 

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