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Sun August 15, 2010
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LA Dodgers plan on breaking the bank to fill a huge hole in their lineup...quarterback
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(26)
 
(JOCKpost)
 
 
 
Uber-nerd simulates the upcoming season 25 times in NCAA Football 2011 game, puts the whole thing into delicious pie charts
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(91)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
23 years after being steamrolled by Bo Jackson, Brian Bosworth lives on as texting recluse in Malibu, having sued his agent, divorced his wife, and refused to answer any reporter's questions about his football or movie careers
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(72)
 
(Fortune)
 
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will someone punch Kurt Busch? Can Dale Earnhardt Jr. push the fuel mileage? Can Brad K. sweep at home? All this and more in your CarFax 400 discussion thread (1 p.m. EDT on ESPN)
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(276)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
NFL reportedly in discussions with German manufacturer that specializes in micro-tracking systems to develop new high-tech football that would tell exactly where the ball went out of bounds or crossed the goal line, thus eliminating ref errors
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"For the first time since 1989, I no longer clip every box score of every baseball game... a daily task that I've estimated, at roughly 15 minutes per day, has cost me 40 days of my truly pathetic life"
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(36)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Icky Woods' son shuffles off this mortal coil
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Owners of the rooftop seats overlooking Wrigley Field find their investment was about as sound as Cubs' shareholders
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Every weekend, across Britain's rolling countryside, watch out for the Mamils: middle-aged men in lycra
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(8)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Scottie Pippen thinks with LeBron James, the Miami Heat has a good chance of breaking the record for most wins in a season. Just kidding. "Me, personally, I think that Boston is still the best team in the East. "
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(31)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
49ers running back Glenn Coffee has forsaken the NFL
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(110)
 


Sat August 14, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Milton Bradley to have knee surgery. Don't touch the sides...... BUZZZZZZZZ
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(34)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Province of Ontario to allow MMA fights. The first one will feature Bob versus Doug Mckenzie
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(26)
 
(Some bad tat guy)
 
 
 
The 20 "coolest" tattoos in sports
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FIFA decides to improve World Cup excitement by banning ties. Can dickies, bolos, and ascots be far behind?
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(42)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Backup QB to a backup QB who has never taken a professional snap is outselling Peyton Manning and Tom Brady's NFL merchandise
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants acquire Jose Guillen for player TBD, cash, glossy of Adrian Zmed
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Will Chelsea retain their championship? Or can Manchester City buy the title? Will someone other than Rooney ever score for Manchester United? The new EPL season kicks off today
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer saves woman from foul ball at Nationals Park (video)
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 1992 Dream Team, the greatest basketball team of all time, inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame. Yes, even Christian Laettner
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets little dickey nearly prevents the Phillies from getting any
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(24)
 


Fri August 13, 2010
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
"What happened to Billy Van Raaphorst inside a tiny independent league baseball stadium on July 31 was as despicable as anything Jackie Robinson endured breaking into the majors 60 years ago"
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(54)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Florida Marlins delay game until their fan shows up. "I know his daughter has a dentist appointment, but I'm pretty sure that's next Sunday," said Dan Uggla
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best eight-year-old basketball player you've ever seen. No, really, he's that good
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(49)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Add Senator Al Franken to the unending list of crybaby Vikings fans as he calls the Saints' and refs' treatment of Brett Favre in the NFC Championship Game "kind of a disgrace"
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Friday Night Lights, NFL Preseason KC CHIEFS vs. ATL FALCONS tonight. Go Chefs
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(84)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Jonathan Sanchez gets his chance tonight to back-up his guarantee that the Giants will sweep the Padres to takeover first place. Brandon Phillips seen shaking his head in disappoint
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(49)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
LeBron James takes first step towards multiple NBA championships by losing 3-point shootout to some guy at an amusement park
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(89)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Mets never just have lousy seasons, the way normal teams do. Armageddon and apocalypse must always accompany them
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(42)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Young fan puts the hex on relief pitcher. Pitcher promptly gives up four runs. Bonus hot girl in the background
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(96)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Did you care that the White Sox and Twins were playing a crucial series for the lead in the AL central? Apparently the White Sox fan didn't either
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the 2012 Olympics not far away, Brits are being asked not to confuse Canadians for Americans
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(95)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
That Reds/Cardinals thing was nothing. This was the best basebrawl off all time, that still exists on video anyway
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(55)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Prominent college football coaches attend conference call with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in attempt to stop rogue agents from ruining their schools' reputations. Duke sucks
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(22)
 


Thu August 12, 2010
(RickLimpert.info)
 
 
 
Alabama can't spell 'Mississippi' on football tickets...Role Tiade
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You'll never guess who the best-paid athelete of all time was. Nope, not him, or him, definitely not her
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
5. 5 Dollar. 5 Dollar Floyd Landis bike
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(18)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Wade Boggs is doing supermarket grand openings
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(29)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tebow gets his Hyperbaric chamber setup in Denver. Expected to soon bring his chimp 'Bubbles' and the Elephant Man's bones
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NHL Accidentally Engraves "Washington Capitals" On Prince of Wales Trophy Instead Of Chicago Blackhawks. Y'know, The Team That ACTUALLY Won It?
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
That guy who let his girlfriend get hit by a foul ball? Yeah, she dumped him
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(73)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Brett Favre uses his agent's airplane to get his ankle checked out by Dr. James Andrews. BRETT FAVRE'S AGENT'S AIRPLANE
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(46)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"We apologize for describing Tiger's change of heart as a 360-degree turn." Still no cure for journalists who can't do math
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(16)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
It's pretty much official: Tiger Woods is washed up
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nicklaus sinks a 100 foot putt, promptly reminds everone whose green it is, that they need to get off it
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(33)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
And now, ladies and gentlemen, here are your 2012 Brooklyn Vodaks
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(36)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
38 year old Atlanta Braves 3rd baseman Chipper Jones has a torn ACL. Career? Done. Hall of Fame? Book it
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(133)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After Brandon Phillips called the St. Louis Cardinals a bunch of "little biatches", St. Louis proceeds to sweep the entire series from the Reds on the Reds own home field. What a bunch of little biatches
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(82)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
After just a few weeks in retirement, former NJ Nyets GM unretires to become president of the Thrilladelphia 76ers
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(6)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
David Beckham off of England's national football team. Will have to console himself with spending his millions of dollars and having biblical relations with his extremely hot wife
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(47)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mets lose, K-Rod finds the strike zone in the clubhouse
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Although this season will be remembered for all the no-hitters and perfect games, the Arizona Diamondbacks hit four home runs in a row for only the seventh time in MLB history
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(18)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fontenot gonna play for the Cubs anymore
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(24)
 
(Some Football Guy)
 
 
 
Chiefs WR Chris Chambers proves love is not only blind, it's totally insane, after he gets married a mere two days after his divorce is finalized...to a woman who was once charged with stalking him
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thomas declines job with Knicks, explaining "I just can't respect an organization that would hire me. Twice"
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(32)
 


Wed August 11, 2010
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN's Adam Schefter makes the cardinal mistake of posing for a picture with a guy holding a sign he can't see
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(33)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Bradford will work with Rams No. 1 offense Saturday; will likely be more convinced that they are No. 2
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(23)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Saturday has weakened knee surgery
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the golf world, this amounts to a bench clearing brawl. Yawwwwwwwn
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(20)
 
(RickLimpert.info)
 
 
 
Iowa State's basketball arena hit by a flood, not a Cyclone
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots to win this season's Super Bowl according to this just released Madden 2011 simulation. Looks like the cheat codes have been released as well
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(166)
 
(Nat'l Football Post)
 
 
 
"a Todd Marinovich Raiders throwback jersey would also be a no-no in Eagles camp for a credentialed guest prowling the sideline"
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matt Hasselbeck trying to learn from Kobe Bryant videos. Clearly won't help his passing
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(7)
 
(WPIX)
 
 
 
Man sues Major League Baseball and the New York Mets after being hit in the face with a broken bat back in 2007. Hey, at least the Mets hit something that year
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(34)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis "Little Biatches" biatch-slap the Reds after 1st inning brawl; Cueto apparently thinks he knows kung-fu
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(125)
 
(todaystmj4.com)
 
 
 
Tiger's an hour from Milwaukee for the PGA. One of his mistresses has a show in Milwaukee. Can we create a "not sayin, just sayin" category?
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(66)
 
(MLB)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the hottest team in MLB is the ... (drum roll)... Baltimore Orioles?
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(78)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
LeBron James hires rabbi to trim his crown
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(46)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Guy gets out of the way of a foul ball that hits his girlfriend
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(187)
 


Tue August 10, 2010
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates mathematically eliminated from Major League Baseball
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(57)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Thought the Mets couldn't suck any worse? Well, Julian Casablancas of The Strokes is writing a song for the team
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew talks sports with WBIZ (mp3 link on page)
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Encounter with Gay leaves Bolt screwed for the rest of the year
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(17)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Bucs skip early practice for "team building" exercise at Mons Venus
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(24)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Former NFL VP of Officiating: "The Seahawks did not play well and neither, actually, did the Steelers. The officials also did not have a great game. In truth, Super Bowl XL suckled donkey shlongs"
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(185)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rookie flamethrower Strasburg plans to take the mound tonight, feed 5000
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(31)
 
(Some Hoosier)
 
 
 
Peter Jurkin verbally committs to play for Indiana's basketball team. Hoosiers also hoping to get committments from Ben Dover, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
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(18)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Chris Carpenter, between extended time on the DL, spends his time berating his young teammates, being a dick
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(34)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Reds second baseman Brandon Phillips: "They're little biatches, all of them. I really hate the Cardinals. Compared to the Cardinals, I love the Chicago Cubs" before losing 7-3 to the Cardinals
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(87)
 


Mon August 09, 2010
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Brett Favre's mom gets confused, "likes" story about Favre's Crocs habit on Facebook...twice. BRETT FAVRE'S MOM
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(38)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Outpouring of support caused Favre to reconsider retiring. It's not the $20 million, it's the fans
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good: NASCAR Hall of Fame on target to draw 400,000 visitors in its first year. Bad: promised city if they put up $200 million to build it that it would draw 800,000
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(46)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Naval airman gets saddled with "Romo's Biatch" call sign due to his fervent love of the Cowboys. A certain Farkette is ready to scratch some naval airman's eyes out
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(103)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
10 biggest storylines from college football's bizarre offseason (not a slideshow)
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners put manager, 2 coaches into dry dock
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(54)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts lineman John Gill arrested after being found "disheveled and soiled" passed out in a ditch. Wow, last time that happened he was in Miami
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(26)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Actual sports headline: "Woods desperately needs tough love." Isn't Tiger's desire for tough love the cause of all his problems?
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(25)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gold's Horse Radish company asks Amar'e Stoudemire to prove he's Jewish by touring their factory, trying their products, dropping trou
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man vs. hot dog wrapper - there can be only bun
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
President Obama remains awesome at life as he plays basketball with NBA all-stars for wounded troops
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(249)
 
(FanHouse)
 
 
 
Florida Gators' head football coach Urban Cryer is scared of "internet people"
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's always embarrassing when you have to write "botched pie in the face" on your health insurance claim, but it is doubly so when you are a professional baseball player
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(23)
 

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