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Sun July 04, 2010
UGA decides to can athletic director Damon Evans after his DUI arrest despite Evans' offer to augment his in stadium "don't drink and drive" PSAs with "don't drink and drive with red panties on your lap"
Lance Armstrong currently in 4th place at the Tour de France. Wait...the Tour de France is happening now?
MLB All-Star Game rosters announced. Stephen Strasburg will have to strasburg his way in another year
Rafael Nadal wins Wimbledon. No, this is not a repeat from 2008
Rick Monday's career MLB statistics: .264 BA, 241 HRs, 1,986 games, 2 All-Stars, and rescuing a burning American flag from dirty America hating hippies during a Dodger/Cubs game on 4/25/76
(Some Guy)
So far Paul the Octopus has gone five for five. What will he pick for Germany vs Spain?
Cleveland brewery offers free beer for life to LeBron if he stays in Cleveland
(Some Hot Dog)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of a World Hot Dog Eating Championship
Happy 80th birthday to George Steinbrenner, the man who built the Yankees into a $1.6 billion franchise. Coincidentally, that's about the same price it now costs to sit behind home plate
Dirk Nowitzki signs contract extension for an early playoff exit
Parents are willing to sell their home and live apart for months just so their 11-year-old daughter has a chance to play tennis in the Olympics. It's so inspiring what some people will do for another shot at their own failed dreams
The reports of Elin Nordegren's $750 million divorce settlement with Tiger Woods were greatly exaggerated
Sat July 03, 2010
Fri July 02, 2010
The Big Ten will continue to be the Big Ten when it has 12 teams, the Big 12 may still be the Big 12 when it has 10 teams, and the Pac-10 will have 12 teams but no one east of the Rockies will care. Everybody got that?
Impressive: 7'4" 285-lb high school junior basketball player. More impressive: 7'2" 260-lb high school sophomore basketball player. Off the charts: They're brothers that play on the same team
A major league umpire couldn't possibly miss a call that happened directly in front of him from five feet away, right?
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
The Amazing Kreskin to the Pittsburgh Pirates: Hire me and I can make you win. In related news, The Amazing Kreskin is a 75-year-old power hitter who can also pitch
The New York Knicks offered Lebron James a billion dollars. No, seriously. A billion
Brazilians waxed
Forget the NFL season the NCAA the BCS the Superbowl and Tim Tebow, the football game of the year was played last night
It's your FIFA World Cup Quarterfinals Day 1 Thread -- "Total Football v Joga Bonita" -- Netherlands v Brazil (10 am EDT, ESPN); Uruguay v Ghana (2:30 pm EDT, ESPN)
Don Coryell, pioneer of the modern passing offense, passes at 85
With rabid anticipation for Saturday's huge Lesnar/Carwin fight, here's the top 10 reasons the UFC rules all sports right now. Bonus - not a slideshow
And now...your 2011 NBA Eastern Conference 8th seed
Some mid-season baseball power rankings for to all argue over. You'll never guess which division has 3 of the top 4 teams
In order to underscore UGA's rep as a party school, the Athletic Director is popped for DUI. Bonus: "Faced" mugshot
UFC Champion Brock Lesnar says he's returning to the ring because he's a cat with 9 lives. A huge, angry, violent cat, but a cat nonetheless
Darko Milicic to get $20 million contract from Minnesota. That seems fairly reas--*SPITS GATORADE*..wait, WHAT??
No Brit has ever won the Tour De France, a shortcoming they hope to rectify this year by Bradley Wiggins
(Book It...Done)
The Chicago Cubs are on a hot eleven game losing streak. WHERE IS YOUR GOAT NOW?
As if the Phillies didn't have enough problems with injuries this season, a woman is suing the Phillie Phanatic for injuring her at a game
Thu July 01, 2010
Wed June 30, 2010
Tiger Woods' wife to get $750 million divorce settlement. That seems fairly reas--*SPITS GATORADE*..wait, WHAT??
After 20 years Carolina Hurricanes' great Rod Brind'Amour decides to hang up his skates
Cristiano Ronaldo: soccer player, pretty boy, poet, "I feel a broken man, completely disconsolate, frustrated and an unimaginable sadness"
(Some Guy)
Instead of peanuts and popcorn, the Anaheim Angels will offer bacon wrapped hot dogs and liquid nitrogen ice cream at this year's All-Star game
You can't teach an old dog-killing QB new tricks
Vanity Fair interviewer finally asks Erin Andrews the one question on all of our minds: "What is the one thing you take when feeling constipated?"
Old and busted: playing football for Michigan and receiving a college degree. The new hotness: playing football for Michigan and receiving 45 years
(ufc.com)
UFC Bans Vuvuzelas -- Dana White: "[they] make the most horrific sound I've ever heard. I'd rather let Brock punch me in the face than hear 15,000 people blow on those things"
Daryl Morey on why NBA free agents should want to join the Houston Rockets: "We have more people tuning in to our regular season games each game than the Super Bowl"
(FanHouse)
Want to know where LeBron is headed? Read the tea leaves. No, really
Yankees fan makes the highlight reel after a spectacular heads-up play in foul territory
Hot Aussie Sports minister in pearl necklace scandal
Rookie phenom opts not to take part in this years MLB All-Star game. No, not that one. The other one
(Some Socceroo)
Germany and Argentina reignite old rivalry not seen this heated since Hitler faked his death and moved there in 1945
Phillies' fans breathe a collective sigh of relief as Cliff Lee throws his third consecutive complete game, thankful that they got rid of him while we had the chance
The 2010 All-Overlooked All-Star Team. At least their choice for starting pitcher is obvious
(Some Guy)
Wade, Lebron, and Bosh all meet in Miami to discuss their upcoming free agency, playing for the Heat
Isiah Thomas still wrong about who the New York Knicks should be signing
The Tampa Bay Rays have gotten so bad that the kids are starting to drink during the games (pic)
Paul Pierce joins Dirk Nowitzki as the latest old guy who's looking for one last cash grab and opts for free agency
(WSPA.com)
UCLA loses to USC. This is not a repeat from football or basketball season
Tue June 29, 2010
The face of the franchise..check. Single highest goal scorer among all US players ever ..check. Fired...check
There may be an increased problem of suckage at New York Jets' stadium this season
(Some Guy)
There may be an increased problem of suckage at Tennessee Titans' stadium this season
England's World Cup team lost everything in South Africa...including their underwear
(Some Guy)
Number of days without a Cincinnati Bengal being arrested: 0
"Fifty bucks says the German soccer coach picks his nose" "Fifty bucks more says he eats it"
Looks like Best Korea will be returning home with the cup after all
The Steelers' offseason struggles continue as they blow out their Colon for the 2010 NFL season
FIFA to consider instant replay, other technologies to improve game. By "other technologies" we can only assume they mean some device that puts helmets on players, allows tackling and converts ball into a sort of lozenge-shaped object
(Some Guy)
Little known rule costs team undefeated season. Fark: They invite umpire who made the call to their banquet
Cubs' woes continue after Zambrano tirade with loss to Pirates and when do the Bears report to training camp?
Today, he's Argentina's manager. A couple of years ago, he was a cocaine-riddled pre-corpse. But once upon a time, he scored what is considered the greatest goal in soccer history
Phoenix Coyotes re-sign Wojtek Wolski after Arizona officials determine he's not Mexican
Warren Sapp tells Albert Haynesworth to STFU and GBTW. "If a body part's not missing, you're showing up for division games"
"Don't tell me none of y'all never seen Voltron. Y'all never nobody over here know who never watch the cartoon Voltron? With the tigers? They CONNECT"
It's your FIFA World Cup Day 19 Thread -- "Iberian Hostilities Resume" -- Round of 16: Paraguay v Japan (10a EDT, ESPN); Spain v Portugal (2:30p EDT, ESPN)
Those Dutch will have to rudder their team perfectly if they're going to wax the Brazilians on Friday
For approximately the fourth time in Joel Zumaya's career we learn the human arm is not intended to throw 102 mph regularly
America would fully embrace soccer if it would only get on the technology bandwagon. "Soccer must leave the Stone Age"
Stephen Strasburg faces Braves on national TV, gets undermined by flaccid offense, iron-glove shortstop, and throw-to-wrong-base center fielder
Mon June 28, 2010
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