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Sun April 11, 2010
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The five most badass (and possibly insane) athletes of all time
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(79)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After enduring months of off-the-course troubles involving his wife, former Masters champion wins another green jacket. Um...no, not that one
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds says he is proud of Mark McGwire for returning to baseball, goes on to remind all 30 MLB teams he isn't ready to retire yet
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(56)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Stewardess, do you have anything light?" "Try this leaflet - Famous Jewish Sports Legends"
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
While you were watching another lackluster MMA PPV, Evander Holyfield became a champ again
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(152)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
81 games played and we still don't have it all figured out. It's the end of the regular season for the NHL and three games have playoff implications
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(651)
 
(Some Golf People)
 
 
 
Everyone knows about the green jacket at the Masters, but how many know about the crystal? Masters final day discussion thread
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(637)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not news: Bruins score 3 goals and ultimately win game. News: 3 shorthanded goals. Fark: On the same power play. UltraFark: Win clinches play... ###NO CARRIER
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're going to pick a fight in hockey, make sure you can take more than one punch. Evander Kane KO's Matt Cooke
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(198)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Stadium: 1971-2010
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Houston Astros begin season 0-5 for the first time since 1983, back when the team sported uniforms designed by a drag queen high on paint fumes
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(30)
 


Sat April 10, 2010
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mike Lowell: "This probably is my last year." Warm bench: "damn it"
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(28)
 
(Some Baseball Guy)
 
 
 
It took all of 5 games into the season for Milton Bradley to flip off the fans. This IS a repeat from 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009
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(42)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Saturday night's alright for fightin'. Do we have the anti-48 idol? Will the Dinger win the race from the pole? How many laps until Son of Sam eats the wall? All this and more in your Sprint Cup Subway Fresh Fit 600 thread
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(324)
 
(WBZ 1030)
 
 
 
Boston College. Wisconsin. The NCAA college hockey championship. This entire thread is for only one farker who actually watches college hockey
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(54)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
No charges filed against NFL QB Ben Roethlisberger. DNA testing confirms he was white all along
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(73)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Sharks are a concern for triathletes competing in Sydney this weekend. But on the bright side, record times are expected
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(11)
 
(Some Jockey)
 
 
 
Big Fella Thanks touted to take the purse in the biggest betting event of the year. The Grand National Discussion here
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(10)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Masters Tournament discussion thread. Others are in the lead, but Tiger's chasing them like a bar waitress at closing time
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(234)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two FA Cup semi-finals, six EPL games, and one pretty damn huge 'El Clasico' in your weekend European footballer thread
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(97)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Retiring Supreme Court Justice, Chicago Cubs fan, and nonagenerian John Paul Stevens confirms that Babe Ruth really did call his shot in the 1932 World Series. Something he's never seen? A Cubs World Series championship
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(15)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Two possible NHL ownership groups sign proposals guaranteeing Coyotes stay in Phoenix area, on condition of renaming them "Glendale Coyotes," "Arizona Coyotes," or "Mighty Coyotes of Who Gives a Crap"
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(47)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Top 10 overrated NCAA football programs of the past 20 years. Difficulty: No Buckeyes
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(75)
 


Fri April 09, 2010
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders work out Kafka at QB, who says he wants to play for team marked by a senseless, disorienting, often menacing complexity
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tiger two shots out of Masters lead after shooting 70, missing out on a 69 for the first time in a while
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tebow to be on cover of EA sports. Enjoy your injury
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"What Can You Learn From Staring at a Baseball Player's Butt?" I don't know; why don't you ask MY butt?
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(13)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Fark-Ready Headline: "Hockey player an 'asshole,' but not guilty, says judge"
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Turns out a lot of swimming coaches are teaching a different breast stroke than you might think
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(43)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Butler coach signs new 12 year contract. So he'll be there at least until he can trade his chocolate milk for a real drink
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(28)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
25 World Cup games to be broadcast in 3D so Italian players flopping on grass will really look like they are injured
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(49)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
White Sox fans take "ball" park a bit too seriously in a men's room stall. Ick
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whoever had Chipper Jones at fewer than 3 games before going on the disabled list step up and claim your prize. Oh, just about everybody won
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(28)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Mike Modano demonstrates how to go out with a bang by scoring a goal, an assist, and the shootout winner in his last game in Dallas
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll see your grocery bagger-turned-NFL QB and raise you my smoothie maker-turned-NFL kicker
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(18)
 
(Delish)
 
 
 
Which ballpark has the best hot dog? First off, Atlanta's cole slaw dog is not at all in the running. Gross (slideshow)
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(108)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hank Aaron thinks that ballplayers are trying too hard to hit home runs, and that they should get off his lawn
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tiger tigers 4 under tiger in first tiger at Augustiger. Tiger
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(92)
 


Thu April 08, 2010
(ABC)
 
 
 
What is the sound of one hand biatchslapping?
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(55)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
No, no, sorry ... Hammerin' Hank is not a porn star. He's the next best thing -- the greatest living baseball player, bar none
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(103)
 
(The Golf Channel)
 
 
 
If after all he's done and all the pain he's caused fans and loved ones, if after all that, Tiger Woods somehow manages to win The Masters, it's essentially proof that he's a sociopath who is incapable of feeling shame or remorse
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(67)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: winning the league title and drinking from the championship cup. New hotness: winning the league title and beating the crap out of your coach
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even the umps hate the Sox and Yankees
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(115)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the NCAA Frozen Four with powerhouses Miami, Boston College, Wisconsin, and... RIT? Who are these guys?
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(150)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Despite using his ever-present MEAN SCARY FACE OF DOOM, Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon blows game against Yankees. This is a repeat from 2009
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(124)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Not to be out done by the Natinals, the San "Francicso" Giants release their own jersey screw-up
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(28)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
The Charlotte Bobcats have clinched their first playoff berth by beating the Hornets in New Orleans. George Shinn seen gassing up his helicopter
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tiger pwned by Earl Woods in new Nike ad
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(176)
 
(DARPA)
 
 
 
Keith Tkachuk is hanging up his skates
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(43)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Garrett Jones on pace for 243 home runs this season, Pirates on pace for 162 wins
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don Nelson, who has zero NBA titles as a head coach, becomes the "winningest" coach in NBA history
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(29)
 


Wed April 07, 2010
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
The NBA announces that officials missed a foul in the closing seconds of Utah's 140-139 overtime victory against Oklahoma City. Oopsie
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manu Ginobli close to signing 3 year extension with the Spurs. Would have gotten it signed sooner, but Manu suddenly dropped the pen and threw himself on the floor
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong withdrawing from race after taking ill. Nuts
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(34)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Awkward headline of the day: Intriguing threesomes to keep an eye on at the Masters
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(6)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Former Giants running back now officially a Giant douche, dumping his eight-month pregnant wife for an NBC intern
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(86)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN decides to play a late April Fools joke on Dolphins fans. It IS a joke, right? RIGHT??
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(55)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hundreds of retired NFL players with concussive dementia could file for worker's compensation in California, instead of playing for the Raiders
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tennis star Martina Navratilova diagnosed with breast cancer, a condition affecting nearly 2,000 men a year
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(263)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' bodyguard accosts one of his fans and asks if she's one of his stripper mistresses. Hilarity ensues
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One million people have way too much free time
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(23)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Brodeur blanks Atlanta for his 600th win
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(56)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"A man in his section declared that he would be the first person to smoke marijuana inside the brand new stadium." Fan of the Year contest comes to an abrupt end
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(56)
 


Tue April 06, 2010
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brewers owner: We can't sign Prince Fielder because we don't have the money that the Yankees have. Yankees president: What about all the revenue sharing money that you got from us? Why don't you use that money and quit whining
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(129)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the tens of fans still paying attention after last night and are still interested, there is another NCAA Basketball championship going on. Your 2010 NCAA Women's Basketball Championship discussion thread
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jason Campbell had to find out from a reporter that Donovan McNabb had taken his job
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Finally, somebody says what we're all thinking: Duke ruined it for everyone
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(166)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: NFL prospect Tony Washington is a sex offender. Fark: for having sex with his biological sister
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(240)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will pick up the pieces from the fallout in South Africa? It won't be a piece of cake you can just cut - maybe foreigners should just walk on by
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(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I present to you the NBA All-Ugly team, complete with 1st, 2nd and 3rd team All-Uglies
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Tiger Woods will have security at the Masters. News: 90 of them, both from the secret service and the FBI. Fark: To defend him from the mistresses
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(57)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
106-year-old makes starting pitch at Marlins game, signs contract with the Cubs
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(10)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Some boxers shadowbox in front of a mirror. Travis and Tarvis Simms decided to shadowbox each other. At close range. And got arrested
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(10)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Now that baseball season has officially started, we have our annual "Hottest MLB Player Wives and Girlfriends" list for 2010. You'd hit it
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cubs. Last place. Book it. Done
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A cocked gun with a bullet in the chamber is no way to go through airport security, son
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Can Barcelona and Arsenal create another classic? Which of the French teams will surrender? Your latest Champions League discussion thread is here
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(304)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
One day into the MLB season and we might have the play of the year
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(112)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's no longer embarrassing to be a Newcastle United fan
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(31)
 
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Another record for Favre....1st grandfather to play in NFL
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Butler didn't do it
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(228)
 


Mon April 05, 2010
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Mets finish the day in first place. This headline will not be repeated
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help us Butler, you're our only hope. Official NCAA championship bracket busted discussion thread. Duke sucks
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(908)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing says Final Four like vajazzling your favorite team onto your muffin top
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(26)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Obama booed at Nationals game. But DC has such a high percentage of Republicans... what? 12%? Nevermind
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(120)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke's Mike Krzyzewski not interested in coaching New Jersey Nets, has had enough suckage for one lifetime already
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Opening Day. Pour yourself a tall frosty and join the discussion
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(183)
 
(Some Wildcat)
 
 
 
Fan publicly harasses UK Wildcat basketball player on Facebook. Calipari recruits 4chan for next season
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(23)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Staten Island's Wagner College basketball program takes advantage of "Buy One Hurley, Get One Hurley Free"
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiger begins Masters baiting
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(16)
 
(Newsday TT)
 
 
 
Dojo begins shotokan karate class for the blind. Sweep the leg, Helen
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(119)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox beat Yankees nine to seven. This is the first of -- at a minimum -- 162 Red Sox game threads you'll see this year
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(98)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Player for Columbus Blue Jackets (77 points, out of playoffs), says the Washington Capitals (114 points, cliched 1st overall) are playing the game all wrong
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(191)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Obama to throw out first pitch at Nationals game Monday. Presumably using a ball taken from the wealthy Yankees
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(130)
 

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