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Sun February 07, 2010
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
The Saints geaux marching in
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(756)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL may ban the 3-point stance for safety. Also, field goals will be worth 5.75 points, instead of tackling, players will say "sir, I implore you to cease running", and at halftime the teams will join hands and sing Kum Bah Yah
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(62)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Overtime come from behind 14th victory in a row with a hat trick by Ovechkin over the hated Pittsburgh Penguins on national television. Top THAT Super Bowl
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(163)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish pensioner awarded judo's highest rank - you can step on his lawn, but you'll be leaving quickly, backwards and upside down
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(8)
 
(NFL.com)
 
 
 
Colts. Saints. Manning. Brees. The matchup we've all been waiting for has finally arrived, and this is your Super Bowl XLIV thread (CBS, kickoff approx. 6:25 ET)
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(5255)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
David Stern not only wants to cut NBA salaries by 2/3; he also wants to usurp the Constitution's ex post facto language
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(69)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
The Snowpacalypse may have virtually paralyzed the eastern Seaboard, but that ain't gonna cancel an afternoon of beer, wings, and football at the White House for 4 dozen wounded vets and their families
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(26)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
In a repeat from 1277, England defeats Wales in rugby. Oh Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrnd robwllllantysiliogogogoch
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Superbowl Sunday without the 1985 Bears and the all-time classic Superbowl Shuffle. Cool tag substitutes for lack of Sweetness tag
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(35)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Super Bowl stress can trigger heart attacks, so be careful ouWHAT THE FARK KINDA CALL WAS THAT, YOU STUPID SON OF A BIaaaerrrrrrrrk... *thud*
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just another day's work: LeBron drops 24 on the Knicks. Fark: In a row. Holy Fark: in 5:29
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Vancouver, British Columbia, the one place on the North American continent that actually needs lots of snow this February, is having its warmest winter since 1937 and needs snow trucked in
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(40)
 
(Yay Captain America)
 
 
 
Randy "The Natural" Couture defeats Mark "The Hammer" Coleman at UFC 109-brought to you by Some "The Subby" Guy
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
NEWS: Last-place Portsmouth scores three goals to Manchester United's two at Old Trafford. FARK: All three were own goals, United wins 5-0
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(44)
 


Sat February 06, 2010
(Some 49ers Fan)
 
 
 
49ers legend Jerry Rice elected to Pro Football Hall Of Fame. Also, some other guys got in
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(139)
 
(Some Football Fan)
 
 
 
Detailed schedule of Super Bowl pregame shows on all the networks. Or, "when to make a beer run"
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don't bother watching, the Saints have already won the Super Bowl
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(70)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Mark Martin wins the pole for the 2010 Daytona 500, tells young whippersnappers to get off his racetrack
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for Valentine's Day, NASCAR-themed romance fiction
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When the Saints cheerleaders battle the Colts cheerleaders, everybody wins [47-pic slideshow]
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forget about Madden. What does Tecmo Super Bowl have to say about who wins this Sunday?
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(49)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
5 reasons why the Colts will beat the Saints in Super Bowl XLIV
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(29)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
5 reasons why the Saints will beat the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV
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(26)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: Devils win News: by scoring 3 goals in the last 3 minutes Fark: with the last 2 goals in the last 30 seconds
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(42)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Brendan Burke, son of Toronto Leafs GM, dies in Indiana car accident
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(32)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Kobe's new shoes don't help him one damn bit as Lakers lose to the Nuggets
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(26)
 
(G4TV)
 
 
 
The best way to pick the Super Bowl winner? Street Fighter, Family Feud & Kim Kardashian
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(15)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Thinking that things can't possibly get worse, Clippers reach out to Isiah Thomas to be new GM/Coach. Yes, seriously
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(26)
 


Fri February 05, 2010
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because you're American, and you haven't had your requisite daily dose of self-loathing, CNN helpfully explains why the Super Bowl is no big deal internationally
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(156)
 
(Wait... this is a sport?)
 
 
 
In news that will disappoint dozens, John Terry has been let go as England's captain
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Dungy says the Colts will win the SB and it won't be close. Also he calls Bill Belichick a nancy boy for not punting to Peyton and says he'd punt to Brady with one minute left
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sorry Saints fans. A psychic nun has picked the Colts by 9...and God is on her side
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(27)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods has left sex rehab, now faces a dismal life of having drunken sex on a huge pile of cash with only his beautiful blonde Swedish wife. Poor guy
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(48)
 
(rbs6Nations.com)
 
 
 
Yes, yes, yes America. We know you have your grand advertising extravaganza on Sunday evening. But before then there is the beginning of the 6 Nations with Ireland v Italy, England v Wales and Scotland v France - no helmets or pads allowed
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DC versus Marvel Superbowl Lineup. What? No Ambush Bug?
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(172)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning, idiot savant of football
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(76)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
O, say, can you see? / By the dawn's early light / Pants on the ground / Pants on the ground / Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
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(22)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Here's the Sports Science episode showing how Drew Brees is more accurate than Olympic archers. Sweet dreams, Colts fans (action starts at 4:05)
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(67)
 
(American Decency Association)
 
 
 
"Do you think that the Holy God of Abraham, Moses, Joshua, Isaiah, Peter, John and Paul would find Super Bowl parties in place of worship services God-honoring?"
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After only one month as defensive coordinator with the University of Florida, George Edwards accepts a demotion to the Buffalo Bills
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alex Ovechkin scores 500th career point: between the legs of the defender, one handed shot, nothing but net
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(101)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: local football prospect offered scholarship at USC, Fark: He's thirteen
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(52)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Jimmie Johnson is so over that wreck in Texas last season and is ready to get started with the new season. Nah just kidding, he whines like a little girl and wants Sam Hornish to apologize for being knocked into him by David Reutimann
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(32)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Diehard Dodger fan will see your foam finger and raise you a gLAss eye. (with pic)
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(15)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
"There won't be an NFL lockout. If there is, Roger Goodell should be institutionalized, examined by a team of psychiatrists, removed from office and replaced by Pacman Jones"
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated cover draws criticism for objectiying female skiier, totally defying the laws of gravity with her hair
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(73)
 


Thu February 04, 2010
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta Thrashers sell their souls and Ilya Kovalchuk to the New Jersey Devils
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(56)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
While the media exploded over Gregg Williams' discussion of how he wants his defense to tackle hard, Colts player Raheem Brock put up an image mocking Hurricane Katrina on his Twitter page
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(57)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The IndyStar, who has seemingly never read anything about superstitions, is suggesting its readers vote Reggie Wayne on to the Madden '11 cover
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(21)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Gay superstar race car driver Jeff Gordon is expecting his second cover-up child
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(32)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Ahh, Media Day for SuperBowl XXIV. Is there a better place to try out a new pick-up line?
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jose Conseco challenges Herschel Walker to fight via twitter. Pete Rose works his rolodex magic for a possible bout vs. Namath opener. SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban introducing the 21st century interactive NBA fan experience
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(12)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
This story has, in no particular order: beer, dwarves dressed as oompa-loompas, bikini-clad models in car wash videos, pre-HIV 1970 LA Lakers, and more beer
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(7)
 
(Some Metalhead)
 
 
 
Comic book artist creates the most epically metal poster in the history of... roller derby?
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(23)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Puppy Bowl starting line ups announced. My money is on #15
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(65)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Joe Theismann says Tim Tebow should have retired as soon as his college career ended. And that was one of the nicer things he said
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(119)
 
(FanNation)
 
 
 
Bill Cowher denies he's waiting for Tom Coughlin to pop a cerebral artery yelling at Eli Manning so he can take the Giants coaching job
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(25)
 
(670 The Score)
 
 
 
The Super Battle of the Significant Others: Kim Kardashian (Saints) versus Kendra Wilkinson (Colts). Who is the real winner here?
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(75)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A-Rod is playing the field like a man possessed. Sadly it is not the Yankees' infield
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Jersey Nets assistant coach Del Harris makes the smartest decision all season -- he quits
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Saints are giving Drew Brees a raise, presumably on the theory that if they don't, he can very easily find someone who will
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blue Jackets tell Hitchcock to go north by northwest out of Columbus
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(39)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens owner claims several teams are struggling to make a profit... which may lead to the NFL having to finally open the books to the NFLPA
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(50)
 
(KTLA)
 
 
 
Alleged Tiger Woods mistress upset over novelty golf ball set featuring her face and those of his other conquests. Not the first time their face has been in close proximity to balls
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Madden NFL, the video game which has correctly picked 5 of the last 6 Superbowl winners, picks the Saints to win. The Colts go "Who Dat?"
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Riding the momentum of Saturday's drubbing of Duke, #7 Georgetown... loses at home to South Florida
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(13)
 


Wed February 03, 2010
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
John Mayer: 'Tiger Woods' problems come from him being married'. "If Tiger Woods was single and he texted a girl and said 'I wanna wear your ass like a hat', why would that ever hit the news?"
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan hears the word that the bird will cost him $50K. Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
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(44)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of Canadians think hockey has become too violent, while 20 percent are going to high-stick your nosy ass if you ask another question
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(74)
 
(Bama Web Cam)
 
 
 
Today is National Signing Day when high school football players officially decide where to play in college. How big has it gotten? Alabama has a webcam set up on their fax machine so people can see when "letters of intent" come in
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(75)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
There's no 'Vanessa Perroncel' in 'team', but apparently there *was* a team in Vanessa Perroncel
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Agent claims eight to ten teams are clamoring for the services of Brian Giles even though the 39-year-old outfielder hasn't played in the majors since June 18 and only hit .191 last season
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(21)
 
(FanNation)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson is becoming a "liability" to the Vikings because of his fumbling, says former serial fumbler Tiki Barber
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(65)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Saints coach tells players to deliver "punishing blows" to Manning. Colts respond with, "Act like you've been here before...like we have"
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(304)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Whoever thought Ochocinco was joking about his OCNN news network; he wasn't
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I put it on the hood, I put it on my momma, oooh dem Saints don't want no drama" - to temporarily help us forget "Super Bowl Shuffle" (video)
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The New Orleans Saints made sure Brett Favre's ankle and hamstring matched his jersey
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(111)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
There's no snow for the Olympics so they're trucking it in from 2 hours away and putting it on top of hay bales. What a snow job
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 worst QB performances in a Super Bowl. When Gannon is only #7, you know you better brace for teh suck
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(98)
 


Tue February 02, 2010
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
The Indianapolis Public School system expects everybody to be (more) hungover (than usual) next Monday
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"In summary, you must've either had your heart removed by corn tongs or be in the Manning family if you're not pulling for the Saints. Betting on them? You must've had your brain removed. "
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(196)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Vick thinks he's among the top 10 best QBs in the league right now, even though he isn't even the second best QB on his own team
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(82)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
How sure were the Tennessee Titans that RB Chris Johnson would put up big numbers like rushing for 2,006 yards? His base salary was only $385,000 this year and $560,000 for next year. Yeah, he wants a raise
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(59)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins LB Joey Porter requests a trade. And by "requests a trade", we mean that he went on ESPN's "Jim Rome Show" and whined like a spoiled brat about not being a full-time starter
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
40 years later, Pistol Pete still holds the record at a whopping 44.2 points per game. Here's a highlight reel of some of the most AMAZING basketball you will ever see
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(137)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
2009 UEFA Champions League final surges past Super Bowl as world's most watched sporting event, with 109 million viewers who watched entire game. Absence of elderly white rockers stumbling through halftime show may be factor
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How bad did the NFL misjudge their claim of ownership of "Who Dat"? " Shopkeeper: "One lady told me she wanted to buy anything in the store that was not NFL-licensed"
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(83)
 


Mon February 01, 2010
(670 The Score)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears select next offensive coordinator to misuse Jay Cutler
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(54)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Not News: Ohio State basketball team gets security called to its hotel room. News: It was the 1960 National Championship Team. Fark: It happened this weekend
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(17)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you can imagine what'd happen in Jeter had an affair with Melky Cabrera's girlfriend that ended in an abortion, that's essentially what's going on in England today. Naturally, the Sun is there
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(70)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the Hawks dropping to third, the Sharks move into the top spot and the Caps move up to second - still no cure for the Oil who are still at the anus. I give you the week 19 NHL Power Rankings
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(102)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fearing that this week's football game might overshadow His Peytonness, ESPN gives us "18 Things You Didn't Know About Peyton Manning"
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees may have all day to throw passes as Indianapolis Colts DE Dwight Freeney has a torn ligament in his ankle and may miss the Super Bowl
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(130)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan apologizes for exercising his fingers instead of running his mouth
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
PGA Tour nobody Scott McCarron backtracks on Mickelson criticism, saying he never called Phil a "cheater" but that he was "cheating." Oh, now I get it
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Crane technique unstoppable at the Farmers Insurance Open. So much for sweeping the leg
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(8)
 

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