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Sun January 24, 2010
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Charles Manson. Brett Favre
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(417)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fark: NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin tears ACL while competing. Not News: In basketball
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Jets make the Colts regret sitting their starters? Will 40-year old Brett Favre lead the Vikings back to the Super Bowl? Will Breesus save us all? It's your AFC & NFC Championship Game thread (3:00pm ET CBS, 6:40pm ET FOX)
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(Fark)
 
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer will not take a leave of absence, proving that Tim Tebow really does have healing powers
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Oakland Raiders keep their Cable plugged in for another season
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(28)
 
(Goal.com)
 
 
 
US Soccer team starts World Cup year with convincing win. Just kidding, they got trounced by a third world country
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(73)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tom Hicks to sell Texas Rangers to group headed by Nolan Ryan for more than $500 million. Jury still out on which is the bigger story: A) Nolan Ryan will soon be a team owner;or B) Tom Hicks will soon have the money to fire Rafa Benitez
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(29)
 


Sat January 23, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin hasn't even unpacked his bags at USC yet, but he has already committed a recruiting violation
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(38)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mark Sanchez likened to Obama and Peyton Manning seen as Hillary, that's what happens when The Atlantic does sports coverage
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PGA golfer Jim Thorpe is about to get a one-in-hole
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Slam Trunk
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten NBA players to donate $1,000 each per point scored on Friday night to Clinton Bush Haiti Fund. Antawn Jamison, averaging 22.2 points a game this season, puts up 8 against Miami
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peter King picks the New Orleans Saints over the Minnesota Favres
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vikings fans respond to the awe-inspiring Prince "fight" song (with nice fark.com attribution.)
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(123)
 


Fri January 22, 2010
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire's steroids dealer IS here to talk about the past
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oakland A's prospect looks to be going to the Padres or Cardinals
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mets trade for Gary Matthews, Jr., provided he fails his physical
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(27)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Football games have 11 minutes of actual action. Giggity
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(187)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While some players have been quietly swearing off the juice, Detroit Tigers 1B Miguel Cabrera has spent the offseason getting off the sauce
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(26)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Tarvaris Jackson says he *wants* to stay with Vikings, it's just those mean Free Agent dollars trying to pull him away
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(49)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Thank you, I'll be stopping pucks here all week. Try the nachos
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former NFL QB and ESPN analyst Sean Salisbury finally admits that he used his cell phone to take pics of his junk and displayed it to others
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(39)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Penguins go down, as the young Capitals score twice in 53 seconds. Pens overpowered by the Caps PP. Surprisingly, no cock-punching was involved
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(113)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Forty-one years and two Super Bowls later, the Colts are still haunted by the Curse of Broadway Joe. And you thought Red Sox fans were pathetic
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(43)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Georges Laraque released by Montreal Canadiens, Jay Leno expected to take his spot
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bet it all on the Colts. The Jets have just jinxed themselves out of the Super Bowl
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(96)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nobody's died on live TV in a while, and ratings are down, so NASCAR's going to increase horsepower at Daytona and let drivers mix it up a little
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(66)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Prince writes a Vikings fight song. What happened next? He served pancakes. Pancakes
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(114)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Australians outraged by champion Russian ice dancers' insensitive portrayal of aborigines during their skating routine (pic)
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(21)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
While T-Mac fell off the NBA All-Star roster, Allen Iverson was added to it in the strongest yet affirmation of the Law of Conservation of Stupid
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Was ESPN's coverage of the Adam James controversy balanced? "ESPN thinks it was -- and for me, that is the most troubling aspect of this whole affair."
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(84)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
New Orleans' Prytania Theater is booked to show Oscar-nominated director Jane Campion's "Bright Star" the same day as the Saints' NFC Championship Game against the Vikings. Solution? Fark Jane Campion
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Thu January 21, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coffey and Brewers agree on fair trade
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(25)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ric Romero wannabe: "For Colts, the best defense is a good offense." And the more points you score, the better your chances of winning are, I bet
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sources: Raiders contact Harbaugh; I suppose he couldn't be any worse than their current QBs
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(28)
 
(wfaa.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles loss in the playoffs turns out to be a gain for every other team in the NFC over the next couple of years
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(70)
 
(Daily Star)
 
Video
 
Sexy Italian TV presenter called for a handball on David Beckham, reports "It's small"
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Many people would be surprised to learn that the US already has a strong cricketing heritage."
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(61)
 
(Gamecock Central)
 
 
 
Want to know why Florida is getting such a good recruiting class? Urban Meyer is telling every recruit that he had a dream where he was coaching them and that it was a sign from God that he should come back and coach
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just like everything else in Detroit, the Pistons may be going up for sale. Package may include Palace of Auburn Hills, DTE Energy Music Theatre, and Meadow Brook Music Festival so potential buyers could get something useful out of the deal
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
We in the mass media don't have any solid information about Tiger Woods, so here's an article about how we don't have any solid information about Tiger Woods
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(47)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Joe Namath likes the underdog Jets chances against the Colts in the championship game this weekend. This is not a repeat from 1969
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(89)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Duke loses to NC State 88-74, sucks
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(28)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Say hello to the All-American Basketball Alliance, a professional basketball league where "Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league."
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(106)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
In praise of "one of the most exciting spectator sports anywhere": Competitive canine obedience. Good boy (with video)
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(8)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
As everyone predicted by having it (i) before the Super Bowl, and (ii) not in Hawaii, the Pro Bowl losing its starpower by the hour
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(108)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chan Gailey's first priority with the Bills is finding a QB. Then linemen. Then 2 WRs, FB, RB, TE. Then D. Then LS, PK, P, KR, PR
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(34)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Looks like the Ravens are not the only sore losers in Baltimore. Maryland Governor welshes on bet with Indiana Governor
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL players ask Congress to help prevent a lockout in 2011. Hey, it's not like Congress has more important things to do
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sasha Cohen may be on the 2010 US Olympics figure skating team, is niiiiice
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hideki Matsui is in favor of a global baseball championship, pron
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(28)
 


Wed January 20, 2010
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently trying to take the heat off of Mike Greenberg, Bill Simmons decides to write some of his latest LeBron column in Ebonics
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 10 Quarterbacks of all time ... OF ALL TIME. Shane Falco conspicuously missing
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(222)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin presents photos that suggest Venus Williams went commando. Submitter can't be certain, having stabbed his eyes out (maybe Not safe for work)
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fran Tarkenton, who led Minnesota to three Super Bowl defeats, is afraid Favre will do what he couldn't
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(69)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell named King of Mardi Gras in Mobile, AL. Plans on arriving Mardi Gras weekend with a lot of hype. Will overthrow 60% of revelers and be replaced by less well known Mardi Gras Prince
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(32)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
UFC heavyweight Brock Lesnar healthy again and hungry to beat someone to death
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(99)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
It's aquigley's 2010 AFC/NFC Championship Sports Tab Spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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(357)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
UConn Coach Jim Calhoun taking indefinite medical leave due to stre...I mean the Huskies sucking this year
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(23)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Washington Capitals are able to beat the Red Wings, despite being outshot 46-23, due to the almost super-human goaltending of Jose Theodore. No, really
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shaq becomes fifth NBA player to reach 28,000 career points, infinite wisdom. "I've missed like 5,000 free throws. If I had at least hit half of those, I'd be at 30,000 right now" "
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(70)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox give Papelbon one year and $9.35 million to be the second best closer in the AL East
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeking the richest contract ever awarded in MLB arbitration, Tim Lincecum asks for a $13 million salary. What is he, high?
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(42)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
The tip of the iceberg: First of many Lane Kiffin rumors confirmed
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(57)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Raiders owner Al Davis is interviewing head coaching candidates even though Tom Cable has yet to be fired. Candidates include Jim Fassell, Kevin Gilbride, Bubb Rubb, and the guy who changes his diaper
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(44)
 


Tue January 19, 2010
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Back-to-back Cy Young winner Tim Lincecum shows up in court looking like even more of a bong-drooling stoner than usual; accepts $513 non-criminal fine for last year's pot paraphenalia bust
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gaines Adams died from a thickening of his left ventricle, explains doctor half-heartedly
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sharapova's upset loss overshadowed by Sharapova's choice of outfit for said loss. I mean, who wears peacock? Honestly?
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(52)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Perry Fewell Charged With Restoring Pride to Disgraced NY Giants." Hangin's too good fer 'im
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(21)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Serena Williams sets up eBay auction for Haiti with goal of $92,000 - a target equal the total fine for her profanity-laced outburst at a lineswoman during the U.S. Open
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(27)
 
(some Yat)
 
 
 
Governor Bobby Jindal thinks he's bad luck for the Saints, won't attend NFC Championship game
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(59)
 
(FanHouse)
 
 
 
47-year-old Herschel Walker's MMA opponent brimming with confidence: "I don't think there's any shame in losing if you go forth and put in your best effort. It just means the other man is a better fighter on that night."
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(29)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
"Are the Chargers ever going to be men enough to sit at the same table with the grown-ups, or are they going to be brats, doing childish, stupid things?"
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(79)
 
(news tribune)
 
 
 
"Good QBs don't grow on trees" Just ask Leaf
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(35)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
No, by law you can't root against the Saints this weekend, and other silly NFL playoff questions answered
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(180)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While Philadelphia Eagles management mulls over which QB to keep and which to dump, it appears the players have already made their decision
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(99)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The "Mike & Mike in the Morning" show is about to have one less Mike after a racist slip-up on MLK Day
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(192)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
The Buffalo Bills have finally found somebody desperate enough to take the head coaching job
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(53)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Playoffs are nice, but the San Diego Chargers have just decided they don't want to advance to the Super Bowl until at least 2014
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(115)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chinese basketball team orders a takeout order of Stephon Marbury from New York
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(11)
 
(That's Racin')
 
 
 
"Asked how he feels about the contact he'll have with open wheel media star Danica Patrick, (Kyle) Busch says: "Right now it will only be when I lap her." That's a slip of the tongue
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(81)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl will be played at Sun Life Pro Player Land Shark Dolphins Joe Robbie Stadium. Somewhere, Joe Robbie weeps
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unbeaten Texas men's basketball team knocked off by a Kansas university, no not that one, the other one
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chicago Blackhawks continue their stranglehold on the top spot in ESPN's NHL Power Rankings
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(115)
 


Mon January 18, 2010
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Look out for Kobayashi in F1 2010
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(41)
 
(Football News Now)
 
 
 
Tennessee Titan player arrested for outstanding warrants. No, not that one, the other one
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(20)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire would appreciate it if everyone would stop talking about his steroids use
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(83)
 
(News 14 Carolina)
 
 
 
UNC players give tips to Special Olympics athletes. Duke fans say maybe it should be the other way around
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(31)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Jim Nantz isn't really sure what country had that minor earthquake problem recently (with video)
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The key to the Vikings win today: "Pants on the Ground"
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(68)
 
(FanNation)
 
 
 
Cowboys' Keith Brooking, upset about late TD, calls Vikings 'classless', Favre 'grandpa', Brad Childress 'poopypants'
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(485)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets' owners lost $8M in Madoff scheme, or the cost of placing 3 pitchers on the DL and hiring a new manager
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Norv Turner coaches the New York Jets into the AFC Championship
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(347)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan hands UConn third straight loss. Duke still sucks
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(26)
 

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