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Sun January 03, 2010
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manchester United eliminated from FA Cup, at home, against team two divisions below them. Go be fat somewhere else, Rooney
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(43)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USC sanctions USC for O.J. Mayo debacle. Reggie Bush laughs, lights his Cohiba Siglo VI Gran Reserva with $100 bill
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lions clinch second pick in NFL draft after being slapped around by Chicago. Bonus: fan running on field had more rushing yards than Lions' top two rushers combined
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Giants give up (at least) 41 points in a game. This is not a repeat...from last week
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a stunning move, surprising everyone, coming completely unexpectedly, Redskins to fire coach Jim Zorn. How did no one see this coming?
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The flip side to "why did Indy pull their starters?": Patriot Wes Welker leaves game after knee injury in meaningless game
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer is fast becoming the Brett Favre of college football
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(38)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gilbert Arenas admits that pulling a gun on a teammate in the locker room was "bad judgment". Whew... glad we got that cleared up. Move along, nothing to see here
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Miami keep the defending Super Bowl champs out of the playoffs? Will Mangini have a job come January? Is that Peyton Manning in the popemobile? It's your week 17 NFL discussion thread
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(3826)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Following Bill Belichick's advice, Boston Bruins sign a deal with the devil. Red Sox, Celtics nod approvingly
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After missing 3 game winning field goals within 3 minutes to cost his team the Liberty Bowl, ECU's kicker is officially A Guy Who Won't Get Any In His College Hometown Ever Again
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(70)
 


Sat January 02, 2010
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's college football bowl games discussion thread. Even though the games suck, we've only got four more of these things left after this one, laddies
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(716)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chasing one of the oldest trophies in team sports with teams throughout England, it's today's FA Cup discussion thread
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(37)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Up two points with four seconds to go, Sacramento reaches deep into their defensive playbook and pulls out the one where they leave Kobe Bryant wide open in three-point range
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(63)
 
(Some Football Guy)
 
 
 
News: Pair of East Carolina football players suspended for upcoming Liberty Bowl. Fark: for fighting at the awards luncheon and nearly knocking over a table. UltraFark: over a dessert
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(18)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Famous NFL player, sportscaster, and florist-guy Merlin Olsen, 69, sues NBC and everyone else in world, alleging asbestos exposure leading to mesothelioma
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
While some teams are content to act like the geldings they are, New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees says he will not sit out Week 17 in order to preserve what would be the best single season pass completion percentage ever
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(72)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Evander Holyfield to fight for heavyweight title, presumably with his walker
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(44)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Apparently Bearcats hibernate in the winter
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(160)
 


Fri January 01, 2010
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ryan Suter, son of a player on the 1980 'Miracle' USA hockey team, to lace them up in the 2010 Olympics for the Stars and Stripes. USA men's hockey roster announced
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(48)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Bruins beat Flyers 2-1 in extra innings
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(54)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Group wants NFL to boot the Who from the Super Bowl. Who? Yep them
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(63)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
ESPN Commentator Craig James should be dusting off his resume about now
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(150)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Break out the old "Bullets" throwback jerseys everyone
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(71)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Granddaddy of them all and its more important illegitimate children: New Year's Day Bowl Discussion Thread
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(1767)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NHL may have its first ever rain delay today
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(462)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's like the Jets are afraid the fans are going to strip Giants Stadium down in its final game and burn the remains in a drunken orgy with the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa
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(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
NBA'er Tracy McGrady has played 46 minutes all season. And is for now an all-star starter
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the event of inclement weather, tomorrow's NHL Winter Classic at Fenway Park could be shortened to two periods
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(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland A's pitcher Justin Duchscherer battles deprechschion, says prechschure of profechschional baseball overcame him, has nothing to be achschamed of
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(12)
 
(670 The Score)
 
 
 
Tigers C Gerald Laird arrested after brawl, presumed innocent since there's no farking way he hit could have hit anything
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(13)
 


Thu December 31, 2009
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs make another Byrd-brained deal
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(13)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cool: Nike releases "Air Max LeBron VII Low" shoe. Fail: It is in Knicks colors and sports a crude "I 3 NY" logo on the sole. Suck it, Cavs fans
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(53)
 
(670 The Score)
 
 
 
One final indignity for the Lions
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(14)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska holds Arizona to one first down in the first half and 109 yards of offense in first Holiday Bowl shutout. In other news, the Pac-10 is acting like the Pac-10 again
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(64)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
You play on a football team that's having one of its worst seasons in years. Do you C) insult and blame a local football analyst? "This is coming from a guy that's got 22 career touchdowns and 35 interceptions."
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's NFL player whose body is so banged up he can barely get out of bed anymore is Matt Birk. It would be brought to you by Birk, but you may have to go get it yourself these days
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Air Force #1" vs Air Force, Stanford/Oklahoma, and other such "irrelevant" bowls...New Year's Eve Bowl Discussion Thread
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(127)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
AT&T drops Tiger Woods, calls
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(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Phoenix Suns prove they are a force to be reckoned with, sweep the season series with the Boston Celtics
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The San Jose Sharks become the first NHL team since 1982 to score two penalty shot goals in the same game
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(37)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Team Canada's 2010 Olympic Roster revealed. Let the complaining begin
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's Tiger Woods' 34th birthday today. What kind of gifts do you think he'll get?
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(62)
 


Wed December 30, 2009
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
90 years ago this week, the Boston Red Sox sold some lady named Ruth to the New York Yankees
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roberto Alomar is a Hall of Famer deSPITe one huge mistake
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roy Williams blames himself for the Cowboys' offensive problems. Good, it's finally unanimous
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(25)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sportswriter who's made a career writing about the private lives of athletes bemoans sportswriters writing about the private lives of atheletes
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Two Gator fans are suing Fox for threatening not to broadcast the Sugar Bowl in central Florida
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Texas Tech boots Mike Leach through the uprights
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(669)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Facade: Tiger Woods takes time off to work on 'being a better husband, father and person.' Reality: Tiger and bimbo #1 Rachel Uchitel, are spotted holding hands at a Palm Beach party
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(97)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coaches for 14-1 teams don't generally have 40% approval ratings. Unless you pulled something like the Colts did last week
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(145)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Time lapse video of the transformation of Fenway into a hockey rink
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The top 10 NBA plays of this decade
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You're Brett Favre's nephew, you win the state high school football championship, and break the career TD passing record by 40. And no college will touch you
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(128)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Brett Favre will get to play in Miami even after he rolls over in the playoffs
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(58)
 


Tue December 29, 2009
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jason Bay agrees to a four year, $66 million contract with the Mets. Suck it, Boston
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(62)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Former Texas A&M star now claiming Aggies football coach abused his teammates. Selective outrage machine to asplode in 3...2...1
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(37)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
2009 was a great year in Sports...for football commentators drawing penises on the screen with Telestrators
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 14th-ranked Jets may slide into the playoffs by "beating" two teams that are resting their players. It's this week's Week 17 ESPN Power Rankings
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(151)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Analysts: Brad Childress is a control freak who has caused his team to implode. Everybody else: Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre Bears, crap
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(110)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest: Sports
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(122)
 
(pittsburk live)
 
 
 
Steeler Hines Ward reinjures hamstring in tragic crying incident. May miss season finale
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(56)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tom Cable throws JaMarcus Fencepost under the BART
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(59)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tony Parker and Eva Longoria reenact the "Summer Nights" scene from "Grease", lip-synching in costume on location
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas still ranked first in the AP poll, despite criticisms that their lineup is a little thin after they play "Carry on My Wayward Son" and "Dust in the Wind"
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas A&M makes bid to join Big Televen
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brett Favre doesn't lead Vikings to OT Victory. Peter King inconsolable
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(186)
 


Mon December 28, 2009
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 25 sports qutoes of the year. Sex, drugs, murder and turds. This one has it all
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(44)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
This just in from the Bureau of Rectal Extraction: Tiger Woods scandal costs shareholders $12B
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nevada Athletic Commission tells Mayweather and Pacquiao to go piss in a cup
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Tech suspends coach for sucking, nearly killing kid
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(55)
 
(Some Favre Guy)
 
 
 
Will Brett Favre out Favre himself? Will the Bears be able to contain Purple Jesus? It's your Monday Night Football discussion thread. Vikings vs Bears
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(1578)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man will run 250 marathons in 2010 after doctor talks him out of running 365. Subby might run one too after he catches his breath from eating this donut
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(25)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cardinal's Adrian Wilson just 10th person in NFL history to reach 20 sacks and interceptions
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top ten sports media stories of 2009. One or two are related to actual sporting events
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Finnish police arrest four-time Olympic ski jumper Matty Nykanen for assaulting his wife. Police say that in light of this development, the Nykanen's marriage appears to be Finnish
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Panthers destroy Giants 41-9. Deny fans opportunity to dig up Jimmy Hoffa's body during victory celebration
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(166)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
News: Celtics take their league-leading road record into L.A., lose on buzzer beater. Fark: To the Clippers
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Most altitudinous hockey goal you will see tonight
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peter Gammons discusses why he left ESPN. Subby is at least grateful it doesn't involve Sean Salisbury and a cell phone
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(40)
 

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