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Sun December 27, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indianapolis phones it in, gives the Jets a wild card berth, and pisses away a chance to go undefeated
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(295)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Moss grows fat on Jacksonville's defense. Don McLean claims he knew that, but it had too many syllables to fit into that verse of American Pie
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
And lo, the Hand of Tebow reached forth and converted the retirement to an indefinite leave of absence. Yea verily
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(67)
 
(Fortune)
 
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Jets with their #1 defense and #1 running game spell disaster for the perfect Colts? Will the Ravens and Steelers score any offensive points against one another? It's your week 16 NFL discussion thread
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(2712)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Urban Cryer to step down as head coach of Florida Gators. Lane Kiffin seen snickering in the corner
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(664)
 


Sat December 26, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant's new shoe is an ounce lighter than his old shoe. "I wanted to push the envelope"
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Shanahan as Chicago Bears head coach? It's more likely than you think
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manny Pacquiao to sue Floyd Mayweather over doping allegations. If only there were someplace they could settle their differences
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ron Artest injured after tripping on a box and falling down a flight of stairs on Christmas. Kevin McCallister wanted for questioning
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you take a penalty in Vancouver, please try to ingore the green, spandex-clad men next to the penalty box
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(91)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
10-2 Ohio State will make $17 million playing in the Rose Bowl. 9-4 Ohio, playing today in the Pizza Bowl, will actually lose money
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio vs Marshall, Pitt vs UNC, and BC vs USC. Today's college football thread
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(306)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Unlike Ron Santo, Cubs fans believe Andre Dawson has done enough legwork to make it into the Hall of Fame
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(89)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will all teams still alive in the NFL playoff hunt step forward? Not so fast, Tennessee Titans
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lakers fans give their team the finger, over and over and over again. Literally
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(39)
 


Fri December 25, 2009
(FanNation)
 
 
 
A Seahawk ønce bit my quarterback
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(33)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Guess which American sports franchise makes the most money? If you said the Yankees, sorry, but you do get these lovely parting gifts
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(68)
 
(Bengals.com)
 
 
 
Chad Ochocinco plans to throw beer money into the stands on Sunday
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NFL Draft's 10 biggest busts of the decade
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(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Investigation underway whether Washington Wizards Gilbert Arenas stored firearms in his locker against league rules. That's NBA rules, not NRA
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(13)
 


Thu December 24, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You better believe PETA has a problem with Michael Vick winning The Ed Block Award for sportsmanship and courage
source: nfl.fanhouse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Sox: We'll give you $60 million over 4 years. Jason Bay: Not good enough. RS: Okay, we'll let the Mets sign you. Bay: Woah, let's not get hasty
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legendary D.C. Sportscaster George Michael Dies at 70
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(293)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Tomorrow, the Uppies and Doonies of Kirkwall will play the Christmas Ba. It's a cross between rugby and a riot, though no longer played with a human head
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB and Umpires reach a five year deal. Still no vision plan
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mormons 2, Pac-10 0
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(164)
 


Wed December 23, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LPGA golfer Helen Alfredsson says Tiger's cheating was golf's worst-kept secret, channels Master Yoda with this cryptic piece of wisdom: "In the quietest water swims the ugliest fish." What?
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The St Louis Cardinals may have only won one world series but Albert Pujols won the Triple Crown. FOR THE WHOLE DECADE
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(71)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Blitzen talkin' mad stuff. How will KRS Kringle respond?
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(9)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Spillane wins at Olympic Trials. He eyed the trophy like a dog eyeing a fire hydrant. Them dames was cheering, but he'd been burnt before. His heart was tougher than a $2 steak. But nothing a double shot of whiskey, neat, couldn't cure
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
AP Coach of the Year goes to the coach of the best team in the country. No, not that one. No, not that one either
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the Sports Illustrated Vault: "If I can escape injury, I should be a fastball pitcher for maybe another five years." - Nolan Ryan, 1974
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at the last decade for the Pittsburgh Pirates and, well...at least you have the Steelers and Penguins
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles award Micheal Vick with Ed Block Award for sportsmanship and courage. Team then leaves to go throw insults and batteries at Santa Claus
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(77)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"And in the day's other big news, Wayne Rooney has taught his in-laws' pet parrot to say his child's name, and now it won't stop."
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(14)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Former MLB outfielder Raul Mondesi struggling in his new role as celebrity politician in Dominican Republic. "His intellectual shortcomings are obvious"
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(21)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Ex-Duke players on Indiana Pacers try to haze ex-UNC player Tyler Hansbrough with predictable results. Duke sucks
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(60)
 
(Autosport)
 
 
 
Michael Schumacher's return to F1 is official. You submitted a better headline but team orders dictated that it pull over for this one
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Serena wins AP Female Athlete of the Year 2009. Runner-up Zenyatta cannot believe that horse-faced ill-tempered tennis player won
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(41)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Joel Przybilla picks up where Greg Oden left off
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cougars pound Beavers. It's not just a bowl game, it's a way of life
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(25)
 


Tue December 22, 2009
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drive thru chapels set to offer group discounts Mormons to meet up with lots of Beavers in Sin City; 2008 Las Vegas Bowl Discussion Thread
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(162)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
In an unfortunate choice of adjectives, report on women suing for gender equality calls them 'feisty'
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(30)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, on his alma mater losing to their betters six years in a row: "It's ugly now, especially watching Ohio State beat us like they did, listening to all those jerks." Tell us Tom, tell us how much it hurts
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods approval numbers falls in every demographic except cocktail waitresses
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(50)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Quinn to courageously ride the bench for the remainder of the season. Which is pretty accurate, since it does take courage to watch a Browns game
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that the Colts are the lone undefeated team, there's no question which squad should be ranked No. 1 in this week's ESPN Power Rankings
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(241)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Redskins coach on last night's "trick" play: "The play was unique enough to where I didn't think they saw what we were really trying to do and then they smelled it out pretty quickly"
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(90)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Returning players for the 2010 New York Yankees, please step forward. Not so fast, Melky Cabrera
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(72)
 
(670 The Score)
 
 
 
You can congratulate me, just do it with cash
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(23)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Folk off Nick
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(81)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
When considering making charitable donations this holiday season, here is one organzation you may have overlooked
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(41)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Hide the baby mamas: TMZSports.com to launch in "the next couple months"
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kentucky becomes the first school in NCAA history to reach 2000 wins in men's basketball. Your move North Carolina and Kansas
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(112)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
So a third quarter 35 point lead over the Sacramento Kings should be a lock to win, right? Not if you're the Chicago Bulls
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(55)
 


Mon December 21, 2009
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants-Redskins. Monday Night Football. Discuss
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(840)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cowboys are auditioning new placekickers, including Sean Suisham. That's right, Dallas wants the Redskins' sloppy seconds
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(170)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Three years straight of being beaten by his betters has Michigan cornerback Donovan Warren leaving the RichRod sinking ship
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(28)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Kotaku puts on a college football bowl and playoff spectacular; the good news is, in their reality we get an actual NCAA champion. The bad news is, their choice shows why the NCAA never lets video game geeks decide the NCAA champion
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(42)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Mike Holmgren's decision to turn down Seahawks wasn't about the ten million dollars the Cleveland Browns will pay him to GM. It was about responsibility and noble stuff
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(31)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Jim Brown thinks coach Eric Mangini deserves to stay based on what he's seen over the past several weeks, including back-to-back victories over really crappy teams
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Apparently, driving around in circles can win you the "Athlete of the Year" award
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(107)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
NewsFlash
 
Report: Motorcade (2 cop cars, 8 police motorcycles) arrive at Tiger Woods estate "to escort Elin out"
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(494)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
After yesterday's less than stellar performance, Lovie Smith is in danger of losing his job. Instead of, you know, Jay Cutler
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(114)
 
(The 700 Level)
 
 
 
It snowed in Philadelphia on Saturday. So you know what that means: Eagles fans pelting 49ers fans with snowballs on Sunday (videos)
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steelers win the first 37-36 final score in history. In other news, the Steelers win
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(185)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USC running back Joe McKnight seen driving a SUV (which he denies driving) that was given to his girlfriend by the guy who runs "USC Marketing" and owns www.4joemcknight.com. Nothing shady going on here at all
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(80)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles take the first step toward another disappointing playoff loss
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(106)
 

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