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Sun September 13, 2009
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Fri September 11, 2009
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The DA decides that Shawne Merriman tried to do the world a service in choking out Tila Tequila, dismisses charges |
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Boxing Promoter: "UFC are a bunch of skinhead white guys watching people in the ring who also look like skinhead white guys." |
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Golf hotness Paula Creamer ditches her trademark pink color scheme to don the red, white, and blue to mark 9/11 |
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Co-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats dead in a small plane crash. No not that one, the other one |
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In what is in no way a metaphor for how the Bears' season will go, groundscrew paints the team logo on the 45 yard line instead of the 50 (pic) |
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Even though the only rosters he has been on since 2002 have been for correctional facilities, 38-year-old J.R. Rider wants to make an NBA comeback |
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Dodgers can't get Rockies out of rear-view mirror as Colorado wins 7th straight |
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Nebraska's 2009 football poster schedule, which offers a historical look at the program, has one glaring omission: Bill Callahan |
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Not Weird: Georgia Tech's Scott Blair throws a 34-yard touchdown pass against Clemson. Weird: He also kicks the game-winning field goal |
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John Stockton will be inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame today, along with David Robinson and some other guys you've never heard of |
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F1 Team Management Tip: If you ask your driver to deliberately crash his race car to help his teammate win a race, don't assume that he'll keep quiet about it if you fire him |
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Sportswriters dust off their yearly Madden Curse stories as Troy Polamalu is sidelined for 3-6 weeks |
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Not News: Steelers win opener...despite Vince McMahon choosing the refs for the opening game of the NFL season. News: without Hair Polamalu. Fark: In OT; only because Goodell was in the skybox |
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Mike Comrie returns to Edmonton, promises not to sleep with Mrs. Khabibulin |
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"In an ideal world, beer prices at the ballpark would be based solely on the quality of the team" |
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After enduring 18 years of rape, brainwash, living like a backyard dog and always wondering if you will live to see the next day or your real family again ... Jaycee Dugard, let me catch you up on what's happened in the world of sports |
Thu September 10, 2009
Wed September 09, 2009
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T.O. doesn't like it when he can't huddle with other men |
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After the dudes in the Brett Favre Wrangler commercial post better numbers than the Denver Broncos in the exhibition season, the Broncos hope to sign Brandon Marshall long-term |
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Possible reasons the Bengals are consistently so bad: Their best wide receiver is spending too much time finding loopholes in the NFL "Tweeting" policy. Amusing tag is for everything Ochocinco does, so long as he's not on my team |
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Alexander Ovechkin on the possibilty that the NHL will disalllow players from participating in the 2014 Olympics, held in Russia: "If somebody says to me you can't play, see ya" |
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Every time the Redskins tackle Michael Vick during an upcoming Eagles game, a DC pet shelter gets 5 bags of dog food. Note: The Redskins defense was ranked 24th in the preseason, so dogs may go hungry |
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To the delight of Mets fans everywhere, Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez finally STFU |
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Thanks to random Tweet, speculation mounts in media that LeGarrette Blount was called n-word by Boise State player Byron Hout |
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Shoeless Joe Jackson and the other Black Sox may be innocent |
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Nashville Predators owner sentenced to five years for bad checks, team |
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"I'm not saying that he'll close tomorrow, the next day or whatever but I look at him as a closer." That's code for Brad Lidge is about to lose his closing gig |
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Woman accusing Ben Roethlisberger of rape: I'll dismiss the lawsuit if you admit you raped me, say you're sorry, and donate $100,000 to a domestic violence shelter |
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Indians star Grady Sizemore has athletic pubalgia. It's not what I thought either |
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Marriott: We don't care about your amazing upsets at the US Open, Ms. Oudin. Your reservation is up, so you're out of here |
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After being charged with his third DUI since '99, recently-fired Kentucky hoops coach Billy Gillispie checks into substance abuse center in Houston |
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Swishalicious |
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The sickest dunk you'll see today, this week...heck, possibly ever |
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There'll be free prostate exams at Yankee Stadium before Wednesday's game. A-Rod currently asleep outside First Aid Station |
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Cubs tie MLB record with eight consecutive hits in the first inning. Other teams that have accomplished this feat are the Yankees, Athletics, Pirates, Phillies, and Chris Brown |
Tue September 08, 2009
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NASCAR hermaphrodite publishes memoirs. No, it's not called "The Perfect Jerry Springer Guest" |
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ESPN NFL Power Rankings include Seattle being better than Dallas and a team with a QB who missed virtually all of last year ranked at #2 |
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Alabama, the only team in the top 5 to actually play and beat a top 10 team, only gets 2 first place votes |
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We're still 2 weeks away from confirmation that world class runner Caster Semenya is truly Caster Sewomenya |
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Michael Vick tells students to avoid peer pressure, not to drown dogs, how to smuggle prison contraband |
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Complete rundown of this season's NFL pregame and broadcast teams, though CBS's pregame crew may be down one once Dan Marino snaps and strangles Boomer Esiason |
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Have a strong leg? Look good in green and white? Willing to join a team of losers just to be in the NFL? You, too, can be a punter for the Jets |
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Manager of first place NL East team worried that his team is becoming complacent after losing five of their last six games and scoring only 17 runs in their last nine games. No, this is not a repeat of 2007 or 2008 |
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Are ya ready for some figure skating? ESPN prepares to make blow-out bid for TV rights to 2014 and 2016 Olympics |
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Kentucky high school coach takes the football team on a field trip to his church, gets half of them baptised. Surprisingly, some parents have a problem with this |
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Only the tattoo inside his upper lip hinted at his regal bloodline: Freedom's Flight, descendant of Triple Crown winners Seattle Slew and Secretariat |
Mon September 07, 2009
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