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Sun August 23, 2009
El Hombre hits his 40th homerun. This is not a repeat from 2003, 2004, 2005 or 2006
NY Mess continue creating highlights for other teams' season DVDs by hitting into a walk-off unassisted triple play to end the game (w/video)
(Some Guy)
The worst seat at the new Dallas stadium is not 80% empty. It's 20% full of peace without distractions from that back and forth on the other part of the field
Has Ichiro singled himself into Hall worthiness?
Finally a boxer calls out the promoter and the fight judges after being robbed in favor of the home-town boy. Boxing decisions should not be political. Not safe for work language
Epic Fail doesn't even begin to describe Lou Holtz
Looks like that "Famous Jewish Sports Legends" pamphlet may need a new edition
In buying the Chicago Cubs, the Ricketts family will "inherit one fine mess," which sounds better than "inheriting one hundred and one years of consistent failure."
(Some Denver Fan)
The Kansas City Chiefs spent their offseason making a spoof of "The Office." Still no cure for finishing dead last in the AFC West
Buy that lottery ticket, prepare for the Rapture, do whatever it is you do when strange times are upon you...for the Pirates are no longer in last place
"Brett Favre is a swiftboat. He's a political football. He's a tactic in a $700 million negotiation with Minnesota taxpayers."
Day four of The Ashes final test. Will England choke? Can Australia perform a miracle? Link goes to over-by-over report
(The Wiz of Odds)
Singer-songwriter Bill Withers makes an appearance at a USC team meeting. He first pranks the players, then helps lead them in singing "Lean On Me"
St. Louis Cardinals, with the 7-0 victory over the Padres tonight, become the 4th MLB franchise to reach 10,000 wins in its history. Oh, and the Cubs lost
(Some Guy)
For the first time ever, NASCAR drivers have intro music. Here's a complete list of those selections. Scott Wimmer FTW
Michael Beasley: Before circulating a photo of your new tattoo, might want to remove weed from the frame
15 hits. 14 runs. A bigger run differential than Friday's game. No lube
Sat August 22, 2009
(Some Guy)
Irish cricket team beats Scotland. But then, who can't?
Hall of Famer Mike Schmidt says MLB's inconsistency on gambling vs. steroids is keeping Pete Rose out of the Hall Of Fame but may permit A-Rod, Manny, and Mark McGwire to get in
Florida Gators receive 58 of 60 first-place votes to be #1 on the AP Preseason Poll. Duke Sucks
Newspaper clears up athlete gender controversy once and for all, discovers "Caster Semenya" is an anagram of "Yes a secret man". Case closed
Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's biatch
How will United play after their shock loss to Burnley? Will Spurs continue their hot start? EPL week two is here
Jerry Jones thinks it will be fun that his low hanging POS video screen will be constantly hit by punts
Did you ever stop and think, Gosh it really must be depressing to be an Oakland A? Well, you were right
Michael Irvin will crack some sweet ass moves on Dancing With the Stars. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
Favre debuts for Vikes to a standing ovation, 2 series, 1 out of 4, 4 yards, and announced his retirement, and scheduled his un-retirement for the day before the next game
Tim Wakefield pronounces himself 'ready' after one rehab start. He should know, he's been pitching for 96 years
20 runs. 23 hits. No lube
Fri August 21, 2009
Mario Kart like power ups come to Indycar racing in the form of a "push-to-pass" button in cars
If you are a major league pitcher it might be a good idea to call a time out before you throw a scuffed ball into your dugout
Cubs booked and done for $845 million
Aaron Maybin signs with Buffalo Bills, leaving Michael Crabtree and Andre Smith as only remaining unsigned 1st-round picks. Hmm, maybe Oakland knew something when they passed over Crabtree
More and more NFL teams are moving tailgaters farther and farther away from the stadium. "I've had nightmares about this"
Hall of Famer Jim Rice lets Little Leaguers know which current Major Leaguers should stay off his lawn
Today's NFL player's arrest is brought to you by the Tennesee Titans
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the (near) cellar
(Some Wisconsin Guy)
Much as a psycho ex-girlfriend stalks her prey, Green Bay TV stations to broadcast at least 8 Vikings games this season
Amusement park building roller coaster named after Dale Earnhardt. Because who wouldn't want to go on a ride named after a guy who died in a car accident?
Jaguars announce blackout of the whole stinking season
(Lohud.com)
A Yankees-themed wake - with pic that Red Sox and Mets fans will considerately not use out of context for all eternity
Adding insult to injury, NFL announces that Plaxico Burress is suspended indefinitely while he rots in jail
(TheHerald.co.uk)
Britain's only professional matador mounting comeback at 65 despite history of injuries including broken legs, multiple rib fractures, gored anus
You know how you know you suck? When you're cut by the New York Mets
Notre Dame, who once played the best teams in college football, is playing Nevada, UConn, Washington and Washington State. Next year's schedule to include Prarie View A&M, Indiana School for the Deaf and Blind, and the Detroit Lions
3 receptions, 69 yards...and one extra point? Esteban Ochocinco invades special teams in preseason game
Thu August 20, 2009
Wed August 19, 2009
Tue August 18, 2009
Red Wings increase their douche quotient by signing Bertuzzi
Toronto Maple Leafs' assistant coach wins almost $100K in lottery, still has to watch the Leafs play every game
Video of the only guy to strike out Willie Mays, Willie McCovey, Brooks Robinson, Maury Wills, Harmon Killebrew and Roberto Clemente...in succession
Brett Favre, who was retired, then unretired, then retired, then unretired, the retired again, has unretired. Again
Freddy Garcia making his return to the majors tonight. Could make a fresh start by asking to be called "Fred", he is after all, 32 years old
Cubs' closer Kevin Gregg is the new Carlos Marmol, or as they're known to the opposing team, "Our MVP"
Celtic v Arsenal is the latest Battle of Britain Champions League tie, while Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United all play midweek EPL games
Left turn, right turn, straight for 700 meters, left turn, HORSE
Team Canada Olympic hockey jersey had to be redesigned because IOC is cracking down on corporate logos of national teams. Thankfully, the new jersey comes with Nike swoosh which is A-OK with the IOC
Nats sign top pitching prospect Strasburg to record-setting $15.7 Million deal. That works out to approximately $365k for every Nats win this season, or $100k for every Nats fan
Pissed at all the other teams getting attention, the Raider's coach Raiders coach Tom Cable beats up his assistant
NASCAR's credibility takes another massive hit
Mon August 17, 2009
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