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Sun July 05, 2009
Sat July 04, 2009
(Some Guy)
Seventy years ago today Lou Gerhrig discovered Lou Gehrig's disease
The Chicago Blackhawks may have inadvertently allowed Calder candidate Kris Versteeg, Cam Barker and a host of other players become UFAs because of a clerical error. Oops
(Some Guy)
I'll see your "Joe Biden visits troops in Iraq" and raise you: Tom Coughlin, Jeff Fisher, Bill Cowher, Jon Gruden and John Harbaugh
Stephon Marbury will not return to the Celtics, so you can pretty much book Boston as your 2010 NBA Champs
Tiger Woods, host of this week's PGA tourney with free admission for kids under 12, takes a poke at Yankee Stadium's outrageous ticket prices
Cuban pitcher with 100-mph fastball defects from hotel, seen driving away in car with Yankee vanity plates
(WTVF News Channel 5)
Nashville TV station reporting former NFL quarterback Steve McNair killed in apparent double murder
(Some Tennis Girls)
Williams sisters to play for Wimbledon Championship. Also, Williams sisters to play for Wimbledon Championship
While America celebrates Incontinence Day or whatever, the real news is that the Tour de France starts today. Here's a rundown of the riders who haven't yet been banned for doping infractions
New football league ready to begin bottomfeeding process by taking in suspended NFL players. First up, Michael Vick, potential starting QB for the Orlando franchise
Downs goes Frasor
Dice-K off to Single A, will wor-K on trying not to Suc-K
(Some Guy)
Motocross competitor lands first double backflip. With video
Fri July 03, 2009
Thu July 02, 2009
The Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience is coming to Los Angeles
Shaq brings embarrassing photo of Cavs GM Danny Ferry to press conference in Cleveland, proving he already has leverage for an extension next summer
(Some Guy)
Defending LPGA Jamie Farr champ Paula Creamer misses her tee time. Hundreds of "golf fans" in Toledo now trying to find something else to do with their weekend
BCS chairman stands on roof and shouts "You're with us or you're against us" ... metaphorically speaking
Normal: Top 10 relief pitchers of all time. Bonus: Half of the list should also be in a Top 10 list for best porn 'staches
FOX News explains how Yankees players get sick: showering with other men
Former Yankee Jim Leyritz charged with battery. First steroids in baseball, now there were robots too?
Celtics after Rasheed Wallace and Grant Hill, trying to reunite the 2001 NBA All Star team
Jessica Simpson embarrassed herself yet again with her screechy rendition of the National Anthem as Tiger Woods and Tony Romo prepared to golf. No word on how it affected their game
CFL receiver in trouble after celebrating touchdown by pretending to be a dead Michael Jackson. "I made the mistake of telling him that once he got to the end zone I didn't care what he did," says coach
Vanderbilt football signee thinks he signed with (insert any other SEC school here); faces felony burglary charge
Havlat signs mega-contract with the Minnesota Wild's IR
Red Sox owner John Henry, 60, marries a woman half his age (Win) -- and then whisks her off on an African honeymoon to get a first-hand look at the AIDS crisis (Fail)
Pittsburgh Pirates SS Jack Wilson apologizes for criticizing the doofuses who have run the franchise into the ground with retarded transactions
Judge lifts Jeremy Mayfield's suspension, clearing the way for him to fail to qualify for this weekend's race at Daytona
Cubs fan vows to eat only 500 calories until the team wins 5 in a row. Like most Windy City residents he has fat reserves to last through next season
(WATE-TV)
Having a name suited only for Tennessee, former UT backup quarterback Jim Bob Cooter arrested
Five time marathon winner touts the benefits of a Waffle House breakfast, says it will certainly give you the runs
Iran crushed by the United States. Suspiciously, no Twitter coverage of the deadly-accurate U.S. shooting
NHL Free agency: Gaborik to Rangers, Havlat to Wild, Hossa to Blackhawks, Heatley to Oilers, maybe
(Golf.com)
Phil Mickelson shows off the coolest backwards chip shot you'll see today. (w video)
Chicago finally beats NYC at something, winning first and second in worst MLB managers
Wed July 01, 2009
High-Tech swim suit not all it's cracked up to be
Stephen Colbert declares soccer the new American sport. You've been warned
(Some Tweeker)
Mayfield cleared to race in the Coke Zero - Meth One 400 this weekend
Mets baseball exec quoted as saying they have no plans to trade away prospects, prefer to wait until all their injured players return, which coincidentally is the around the same time their fans' thoughts turn to football
Utah uncharacteristically unable to rid itself of Boozer
Since Tampa Bay Bucs' owner bought Man U., his American football team is cheapest in the NFL. Only so much loot to plunder
Hip surgery now hip among pro-baseballers. Next up: Playing infield so they don't mess up the lawn
Already in midseason form, Tony Romo loses in Washington
Wanting to better connect with his fans, NASCAR driver test positive for meth
Aramis Ramirez will return to the Cubs roster on Monday, injured by Thursday
"These players can help us win today and for years to come." Says Pirates Manager of former Natinals AAA Outfielder and a 0-3, 7.71 ERA in 34 games, pitcher. Good luck
The US loss to Brazil on Sunday was seen by 3.9 million people on ESPN, the most-viewed non-World Cup game for the American team on the network
Jon Bon Jovi says the chances are 50/50 that the Arena Football League will collapse like a heavy metal hairdo without Aqua Net
The NFL could allow coaches to do auction-style bidding for possession of the ball in overtime. Marty Mornhinweg immediately bids his own 1-yard line
Albert Pujols blasts homerun # 29 and 30. On pace to become first non-juiced player to pass Roger Maris' record of 61
Scott Gomez traded to a Canadian team, ensuring he will never again hoist the Stanley Cup
Carl Spackler now uses motorcycles to run gophers off a PGA tournament course
NCAA Tournament selection committee ditches idiotic "final 12 games" as one of the criteria
NHL Free Agent Frenzy discussion thread. The Sedins are staying put, but what hockey city will Heatley crash into?
For role in fatal car crash, Denver Nuggets shooting guard JR Smith sentenced to three stallworths of jail time, although he'll probably only serve one stallworth
Seven game win streak? I think it's about time we crown the Rays World Series favorites
Red Sox take part in historic comeback victory. Over themselves, that is
Dany Heatley has 4 million reasons to give the Edmonton Oilers the middle finger
Yet another MLB team this week mistakenly thinks there are 3 outs. Bonus: this time the entire team actually makes it into the dugout (w/ vid)
(Some Guy)
The first rule of goalkeeping: Don't throw the ball right to an opposing player
Carlos Beltran seeks doctor's opinion, is told he doesn't need surgery. Beltran seeks second opinion, is told he's ugly, too
(Some Guy)
Ten questions to ponder as the Canadian Football League season kicks off, including 'Why are you waiting for that boring NFL to start?"
Tue June 30, 2009
Mon June 29, 2009
Former Phillies catcher Darren Daulton has done a lot of drugs. And he's not sorry. Not sorry at all
You know, when they're not falling down and crying because a hair brushed their forearm, some of these guys can do some cool shiat
The Steelers could repeat: The QB and RB will be healthy, and they play the Bengals twice, as well as the Three Stooges of the NFL (Raiders, Chiefs and Lions)
Cardinals' Khalil Greene out again due to anxiety relapse, has trouble dealing with the fact he's getting paid $6.5 million to play baseball. Hang in there neurotic slugger, you'll be hitting zolofty home runs in no time
Division-leading Detroit Tigers summon sinister pitcher named Ni to strengthen their bullpen. Ni
Former $55 million Dodger pitcher Darren Dreifort just had his 22nd surgery, including eight since his last game in 2004. Suck it, Pavano
Rubio so excited to join the Wolves, he misses introductory press conference
Raiders QB Jamarcus Russell exhorts his teammates to finish practice week strong. Then takes the last day off to spend the money he suckered Al Davis out of
(Pro Football Talk)
Bad News: Terrell Owens is back on "The Superstars." Good News: His partner, the blazingly hot and foul-mouthed Joanna Krupa, is too
Wimbledon gives best billing to the hot female tennis players, and somehow people are surprised by this
American soccer is like corn on the cob. It's great at the BBQ but when you go to the bathroom the next morning, you think "Why did I even bother?"
Lake Elsinore Storm beat the High Desert Mavericks in a 33-18 victory Not that impressive until you realize it's the score of a minor league baseball game
(Some Guy)
ESPN announces their "All-Decade" NFL team, coach, and MVP. You don't need to click on the link, you know who it is. You don't like it, but you know who it is
Mariano Rivera gets 500th career save, plus first career RBI as K-Rod walks him with the bases loaded. Wait, what?
USA Soccer blows a 2-0 lead to lose 3-2 to Brazil. US players thankful they don't play for Colombia
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