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Sun March 15, 2009
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners sell out opening day tickets in 55 minutes, which is about how long into the season it will take for them to be eliminated from the playoffs
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Hammy being Hammy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Someone finally figures out a way to make soccer exciting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is the New Mexico State mascot gonna have to choke a biatch?
source: faniq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Mississippi State pops someone's bubble by stealing the SEC bid and beating Tennnessee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Packers will retire twice-retired Brett Favre's iconic "4", but probably not in 2009, because hey, he might change his mind and come back again
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
Video
 
Cool 12 hour timelapse of FedEx Forum hosting both the Memphis Tigers and Memphis Grizzlies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Is your favorite team still on the bubble? Your conference tournament finale/Selection Sunday discussion thread
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Celtic and Rangers meet today for the Scottish League Cup final. Let the battle commence
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Competing in the Iditarod can seriously fark with your mind: "I saw animals - a rock pile became a bison, a stump became a moose."
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"I got shot. We lost a lot of games. And so on. Look at me now."
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(WBC.com)
 
 
 
Two tickets to a baseball game: $60. Two hot dogs and sodas: $20. Getting beat at your national pastime by an island of four million people on a mercy rule: pathetic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Martin (Mar-tan) Brodeur ties Patrick Roy (Wah) for all time wins and will soon own nearly every goalie record of note
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Sat March 14, 2009
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida State upends #1 North Carolina in ACC tournament. Duke Sucks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the Rams, the Seahawks trade away their only proven pass rusher
source: myespn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donte Stallworth detained over pedestrian death Saturday, paid $4.875 million by the Browns on Friday. So, all in all, an okay weekend
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
KFC believes that statue of Colonel Sanders may reverse the "Cubs Curse." Cook it, done
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL top 10 unluckiest plays ... unless you're the other team, I guess
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Watchout AL East, the Red Sox might have just gotten a lot better
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Manny's comment on his Dodgers contract: "They are paying me $25 million to get base hits. I think that's not a good investment, but we'll see"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Seeking to find the best metaphor for his program, Tennessee Vols football player injures himself while running into a brick wall
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Former WWE wrestler 'Test' Martin dead at 33. 1975-2009 RIP (pics, video)
source: bittenandbound.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Man invents shatterproof bat. Pete Townshend said to be taking up baseball to prove him wrong
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan's recovered Colonel Sanders gets new pair of horn-rimmed glasses (pic)
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(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
French-fries with cheese and gravy captures World Cup giant slalom title
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Vasectomy Madness
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In the EPL today, it's Manchester United v Liverpool - nothing else matters
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
ESPN interviews hottie reporter named Jennifer Santiago for on-air job. Wonder if they know she posed for Playboy's "Voluptuous Vixens" pictorial in 1998 as "Jennifer Klarman" (slightly not safe for work pics in link)
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
A new king is needed at the Palace
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Syracuse wins in overtime. This is not a repeat from last night
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Another Patriots taping incident. This one could get ugly
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Yankee Bernie Williams gets his first hit in three years
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Fri March 13, 2009
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Continuing their rebuilding trend, the St. Louis Rams considering trade of Torry Holt for a first and third-round draft pick. Nah, just kidding Rams fan... they released him and got nothing. Catch 2-14 fever again in 2009
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A look at Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin's reign of foolishness, rule-breaking, accusations, and insults. And he hasn't even coached a football game yet
source: blogs.orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a move sure to inspire his team's chase of Man. U., Liverpool boss is whining again about money. Yawn
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Swedish pro golfer strips down to underwear to save one stroke (with pic)
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
After holding out last year and playing like crap for most of the regular season, Buffalo Bills LT Jason Peters wants to be the highest paid tackle in the league. Good luck with that
source: buffalonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paralympic world champion stripped of medals, primo parking spaces, after it turns out she's not really disabled
source: insidethegames.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FanNation)
 
 
 
NBA to consider rewriting traveling rule to allow for second step. Third, fourth, fifth, and sixth step still ok
source: fannation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Less than a month after marrying supermodel Adriana Lima, NBA player Marko Jaric is accused of sexual assault in Philadelphia
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BuffaloBills.com)
 
 
 
TO will wear #81 for the Buffalo Bills, disappointing the three fans and Hitler who already bought James Hardy jerseys
source: buffalobills.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire working with MLB hitters. Lesson 1: Making contacts. Lesson 2: Find trustworthy injector. Lesson 3: Proper Needle disposal
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Michael, you know, Phelps talks to 'Today' show co-host, you know, Matt Lauer about the bong, you know, controversy
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(BuffaloBills.com)
 
 
 
You know that report yesterday that former NFL RB Travis Henry is broke from paying child support to 9 different women for 9 different kids? Apparently, he's up to 11 kids with 10 different women
source: blogs.buffalobills.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones says Cowboys are in no hurry to draft WR because they have the guy from Detroit, that other guy whathisname, and, um, the guy over by the Gatorade cooler
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(Bad Jocks)
 
 
 
"Worst Streaker Ever" humiliated by female security guard, shrinkage. (w/possibly Not safe for work pic)
source: badjocks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Satan joins Penguins. Devils not amused
source: citizensvoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patrick Roy 551, Martin Brodeur 550...tick tock, Roy, tick tock
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley again shows his keen intelligence by claming in interview that he drives drunk "100 times a year"
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Jonathon Papplebon says Jason Bay is the chemo treatment the Red Sox needed for the cancer that was Manny Ramirez
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What caused Mark Prior to go from lights-out pitcher to out of the league at the age of 28? Not pitching for the Cubs on limited rest and their atrocious rehab schedule. Nope, he was just symmetrical
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Basketball game ends with a 127-117 final score. News: It was a college game. Epic: That went through six overtimes
source: rivals.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodgers consider Pedro, changing name to Los Angeles Red Sox
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps admits making a bad mistake. Hopefully the rest of SNL's guest hosts from the past ten years will see the light and follow suit
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Thu March 12, 2009
(OK)
 
 
 
Federer to be a fatherer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good: Baylor takes 17-point lead on #11 Kansas. Bad: They blow it. Good: They rally back, win by seven. Sucks: Duke
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama OT Andre Smith, once regarded as a possible #1 overall pick in the NFL draft, is falling faster than Wile E. Coyote holding an anvil
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FanNation)
 
 
 
Former Denver RB Travis Henry may be too broke to pay child support...for nine children each by a different mother
source: fannation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: European soccer fans punching each other. New hotness: European soccer manager punching fans
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
New Buffalo Bills WR Terrell Owens to star in reality show on VH1... because we just don't hear about his off-the-field life often enough
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Are you able to guard Dwight Howard?" Shaq: "I have four rings. How many does he have?" Reporter: "Will Perdue has four rings. Does that mean he's as good as you?" Shaq: "(Bleep) you"
source: blogs.orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
First hole of her life. First swing on a course. Hole-in-one. "I didn't know it was that big of a deal,'' she said. "I thought all golfers do this''
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bone analysis of 15,000 young Chinese athletes show about 20% have lied about their age, surprising nobody who watched 2008 Olympic women's gymnastics
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hitler weighs in on the Buffalo Bills signing Terrell Owens
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Faking injuries in soccer plummets to new depths as player has a nasty run in with the linesman's flag
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Home teams may or may not have advantage. Here comes the science
source: chronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In an obvious move to appease fans nation wide the NCAA agrees to extend BCS contract through 2013
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eric Mangini and the new Browns front office take another step in alienating the hometown fans by releasing Cleveland native Joe Jurevicius
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New York Yankees announce the new Yankee Stadium will become the first antimicrobial facility in Major League Baseball, confident this will keep the jeter-cooties off the a-rods
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oakland A's to become San Jose's
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Ken Shamrock busted with steroids. Vince McMahon seen hiding the syringe before the referee turns around
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed March 11, 2009
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Buffalo radio station to Terrell Owens: "What did you think when your agent said Buffalo?" Owens: *silence* (with audio)
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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Good: Food bank gets thousands of boxes of cereal from Kellogg. Fark: Because they don't want to sell the Michael-Phelps Wheaties
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
NFL QB blows 2-shot lead with 3 holes to play in match play tournament. To a 14-year-old
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo would love to play in Italy. Why? They have the sexiest womens
source: soccernet.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miller Lite: Protecting You From Roger Clemens' DNA Since July or August 2001
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The coolest buzzer-beater shot you'll see this month
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stand up if you're American, the best skier in the world and just won a world title today. Oh, and you're hot. Not so fast, Bode
source: universalsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: LeBron James rallies Cleveland Cavailers from 19-point deficit to defeat Los Angeles Clippers. News: The Clippers actually had a 19-point lead on an opponent
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos QB Jay Cutler's "sand in the hoo-ha" condition deteriorating rapidly, waaaahmbulance is standing by
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs once again threatening to block view of Sheffield Ave. rooftop bleachers. As if an unobstructed view for the past 100 years wasn't punishment enough
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
NCAA expands March Madness to 4,096 teams. "Look out for Eckert, they've got a full roster and they're having practices"
source: hulu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LaDanian Tomlinson agrees to a new three-year contract to watch San Diego Charger playoff games from the sidelines
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Finally, after 24 long years, the Curse of Colonel Sanders may soon be at an end
source: mdn.mainichi.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet your new world baseball powerhouse, the Netherlands
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL considering new rules restricting up to 20% of fighting, in a final attempt to alienate their last three fans
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
ESPN Radio demanding $100,000 from local affiliates to air programming. Let's see, 20,000 five-dollar-footlongs or Mike & Mike. Umm, can hold the mayo on those?
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue March 10, 2009
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Scout calls fireballing collegiate pitcher best he's ever seen. In other words, we now know Scott Boras' next holdout client
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Come for Bret Hart's stories about a drunken Vince McMahon set loose in a strip club, leave before he starts whining about Shawn Michaels again
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Topps plans to produce 3-D baseball cards, gum that still tastes like century-old crap
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Outdoor sports' answer to Allison Stokke: the Axe Sisters
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
One of the greatest warriors in the NHL hangs up the skates. Gary Roberts on his career: "To have won a Stanley Cup in Toronto would have been the ultimate"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
You're accused of using an illegal hockey stick. Do you: C) Try and stomp the stick in half with your skates and hide it behind the bench before the refs get over
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(FanNation)
 
 
 
New pro football league, the UFL, wants Michael Vick to play for them since they're seeking the valuable age 18-35 men who beat their dogs demographic
source: fannation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Michael Vick's house doesn't sell at auction, will be euthanized
source: nbcsports.msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 49ers restructure the contract of Alex Smith. Instead of being a $9 million bench warmer, he's now only a $3 million bench warmer
source: profootballtalk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
While the WNBA welcomes its lesbian fans with open arms via marketing campaigns, major college programs refuse to acknowledge them
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
By winning their conference tournament this week, two Memphis seniors will become the winningest players in college basketball history
source: commercialappeal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tennessee football coach Lane Kiffin continues hissy fit over lost recruits, tells star receiver he "will end up pumping gas" after bailing on UT and signing with South Carolina
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Six-year old boy with priorities in order climbs mountains for charity: 214 peaks so far. "The best part is going down - but it's also good being at the top"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In today's episode of Bizarro World, Canada eliminated at home by Italy in the World Baseball Classic
source: web.worldbaseballclassic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Les Canadiens de Montréal ont sacked le head coach
source: tsn.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WGR)
 
 
 
Buffalo fans react to the TO signing with predictable results: they generally like it. Wait, what?
source: wgr550.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon March 09, 2009
(NHL)
 
 
 
John Tavares breaks all-time OHL goal record. In case you don't know who he is, He is the next Crosby or Ovechkin
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars WR Matt Jones arrested for possession of a controlled substance. This is not a repeat from 2008
source: co.washington.ar.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Protip: If you see a tire roll out to the infield during the race, don't run out to retrieve in green flag conditions. (w video)
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Geno Hayes beaten, stabbed by 19-year-old girlfriend. Police bring her in, ask her if she can play safety
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Son of NFL great Franco Harris running for mayor of Pittsburgh, but is expected to leave the race early by going out of bounds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How do you celebrate your team's huge win? By dry humping a news reporter on live TV, of course
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Latest NFL draft trend is to stockpile picks in second round
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Ball boy awarded an assist
source: champions365.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Bama basketball player misses team flight to Knoxville so he can attend Grandmother's funeral in Little Rock. After the funeral he drives 8 hours making it just in time for pregame meal and then hits last-second three pointer to upset UT
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Chipper Jones secures early spot on this season's disabled list after injuring *shakes magic 8 ball*... oblique in WBC
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
The Cubs, who began the preseason 4-0, are now on a 6-game losing streak. There's the team we all know and love
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do you do with a run-down, old Zamboni? Turn it into a rolling tiki bar, of course (with pics)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Where did a trailer-living skank like Tonya Harding get the money to pay a guy to whack Nancy Kerrigan on the knee? From George Steinbrenner, of course
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox not only keep a known steroid user on the roster, they re-sign him to a long-term contract. Looks like they're just like the Yankees after all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cory Lidle's widow is suing Cirrus Design Corp. for $50 million for crashing her husband into a NYC apartment building
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Five more people want to join lawsuit to force Olympics to showcase women's ski jumping. Curlers reportedly worried about courts deciding what is and isn't worthy of being an Olympic sport
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a reason why soccer's greatest superstars are staying away from Premier League: English players' relentless on-field thuggery and karate culture. "Unchecked machismo is the British disease"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Australia lays 17-7 beat down on Mexico in first round of WBC. That's not a bat, THIS is a bat
source: mlb.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those suffering from NFL withdrawal, a series of amusing ads for ESPN fantasy football. Think any of them aren't faked?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sidney Crosby scores shootout goal to lead the Pittsburgh Penguins to victory over the Washington Capitals once again. Looks like the surgery to repair his broken vagina worked after all, right Ovechkin?
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