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Sun January 11, 2009
Sat January 10, 2009
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Titans lose to Ravens, rift in the space/time continuum |
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49ers' desperation ploy to save nearly "defunct" new stadium deal? Proposing sharing stadium with the Raiders |
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U.S. finally beats Canada in international hockey. Girl's hockey. Specifically, under-18 girl's hockey. U.S. team looking forward to beating the Leafs 29-0 in an exhibition game |
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Can the Ravens uphend the Titans? Does anyone give the Cardinals a chance on the East Coast? Your Saturday NFL divisional round discussion thread |
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Former Padres, Astros, Tigers, Cubs, Giants, Pirates, Mariners, and Mets player Dave Roberts is now with the Angels |
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Hockey's gotten weird |
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Memphis Grizzlies to Portland Trail Blazers: "Screw you" |
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Red Sox continue to mismanage funds, spend $5 to get a Penny |
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State-wide high school athlete steroid testing costs $6 million and nets four positive results out of 10,000 tested, and the program may continue |
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King James excommunicates the Celts |
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FSU's Bobby Bowden planning on challenging JoePa to see who can die on the football field first |
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Five worst sports broadcasting duos. Apparently, some see Joe Morgan's tendency to call the Cubs out for sucking as a negative |
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Al-Jazeera looking to change perception of network by acquiring broacast rights to English Premier League soccer |
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South Carolina's football program just got a lot less Smelley |
Fri January 09, 2009
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Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, with his team at the top of the Premier League, does his best imitation of Kevin Keegan circa 1996. No word yet on whether he would love it if United win the title |
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Pedro wants back on the Mets and a spot in the rotation for a chance to get hurt and placed on IR again |
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ESPN's syndicated "Mike and Mike" morning radio show now the highest-rated sports show in Chicago. Local columnist: "Shame on all of us" |
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NBA to Portland Trail Blazers: "How about a nice, big cup of STFU?" |
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Maple Leafs Grabovski suspended 3 games for his latest hissy fit, lack of talent |
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There haven't been this many Redskins wiped out since the Battle of Little Bighorn |
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Moss in talks to come to Oakland Raiders. No, this is not a repeat from 2005 |
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NBA fan blows loud whistle causing most players to stop and home team to get wide-open dunk |
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Explaining the play that gets the NY Giants so many yards, the counter run, which, surprisingly, depends on a really fast white guy for its success |
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Chicago Cubs finalize $30M deal with Milton Bradley. Yahtzee! |
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Portland Trail Blazers send email to every team in the NBA and threaten to sue their ass if they sign Darius Miles and let him play for more than one game this season which would cost them 18 million dollars |
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Bill "Roid Rage" Romanowski sends Broncos owner a long PowerPoint presentation on why he should be their new head coach |
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So much for all that split National Championship talk. Florida and Utah are your top 2 seeds in the last AP poll |
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UFC star Rampage Jackson pleads guilty to going on a . . . um, well, for engaging in violent or excited behavior that is reckless, uncontrolled, or destructive |
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Do not cross Tim Brando with that weak s***, sir |
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Gators win BCS Title Game. Bob Stoops still eating his Cheerios off a plate |
Thu January 08, 2009
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Michael Jordan officially unveils his latest "reason for kids to shoot each other for overpriced sneakers" piece (tag is for Suggested Retail Price) |
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Larry Jones is pretty peeved at Braves management for letting John Smoltz go to the Boston Red Sox |
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And so it begi... uh, continues |
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Tonight's BCS National Championship game discussion thread. Nine months of nothing after this game? Noooooooo |
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Legacy-minded Big 10 President, once a staunch supporter of the BCS, now sounds like Pontius Pilate administering over college football's Dark Age: "I am not the face of the BCS" |
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Teen arrested at high school basketball game for flipping off the crowd |
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World's top four golfers blow off first PGA Tour event of the season. The best part: Tiger Woods gets $65,000 for not playing |
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Is Tim Tebow the greatest college football player of all time? |
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Brewers sign Trevor Hoffman to blow ninth inning leads |
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Braves pitcher John Smoltz to sign with Red Sox |
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Former Buffalo Bills quaterback Jack Kemp diagnosed with cancer. There's an OJ Simpson joke in here somewhere |
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Pacman plans to sue ESPN, or at least hire someone to do something about them |
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"Dear Coach Jagodzinski, Good look on the job search, we hope everything works out with you and the Jets. Oh, and by the way, you're fired." |
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Finally a slide-show we can all get behind: "Wild" NY athlete wives |
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Mets newest baserunner runs the bases at record speed in CitiField, gets called out when she does a number 1 in the Jackie Robinson Rotunda |
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Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo totals his $225,000 Ferarri, but is luckily able to dive out of harm's way |
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What do Billy Graham and the Boston Celtics have in common? They both have ability to make entire arena of people stand up and shout "Jesus Christ" |
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Someone stole the glasses off the bronze statue of Penn State football coach Joe Paterno. They'll soon learn that they've messed with the wrong 187-year-old |
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Brett Favre tells the media he's upset with his Jets teammates bashing him, then retreats to his private office and locker room to brood alone |
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Top Ten Worst Acting Performances by Athletes |
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Less than a week after Gary Williams whined about not being ranked, Maryland loses at home to something called Morgan State |
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"There is absolutely nothing remotely sexy about rugby players. Nothing at all" |
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ESPN exec is proud of current slate of 34 college football bowl games, declares there will be no playoff system as long as he's in charge of the sport |
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As Israeli army occupies Gaza, Israeli pro hoops team plays a game in Islamic Turkey. Well, you know the rest |
Wed January 07, 2009
Tue January 06, 2009
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Utah's Attorney General is considering bringing an anti-trust lawsuit against the BCS. Because there's no crime in Utah for him to... wait... is there crime in Utah? |
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The cable TV ratings are out for 2008, and ESPN's sports media monopoly may be over sooner than you think |
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Cleveland Indians sign Carl Pavano to their disabled list for 2009 season |
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Chargers trying their best to become Bengals West |
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Bode Miller continues to find ways to lose ski races, now by getting kicked out of events because of illegal equipment |
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Former longtime Chicago Cub "can't understand" why he keeps getting passed over for the Hall of Fame. This is not a repeat |
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You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger, and you don't talk trash to Tebow before the championship game |
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Sergio Garcia takes full responsibility for the Ryder Cup loss. Just kidding, he blames the showers, the captain and Padraig Harrington |
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If your college team can't make layups, do you a)Make them run laps b)Bench them or c)Take a 12 year old out of the stands and put him in the game |
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J.C. Romero, relief pitcher for the World Champion Phillies, receives 50 day suspension for taking a vitamin. Fark needs a Bud Selig tag |
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Yankees' obscene payroll is putting the squeeze on the bottom line. A million tiny violins explode |
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What do you do if you sell a player for £10m one year ago? If you're Tottenham, you buy him back for £15m and throw a big parade |
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NFL Network will merge with media company, NCAA will expand the tournament to 96 teams, and World Series games will start earlier. These and other Sports Predictions Sure To Be Wrong for 2009 |
| (Charleston Daily Mail) |
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Toughman contest draws the best of the best. "I've always wanted to do this, but I've been pregnant my entire adult life" |
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Shaquille O'Neal's house value has dropped by his free throw percentage |
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Roethlisberger says he expects to recover from his latest concussion in time to get another concussion this Sunday playing against the Chargers |
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Milton Bradley signs $30,000,000 deal with Cubs, Rich Uncle Pennybags demands Community Chest cards be adjusted for inflation |
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Texas defeats Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl on last-second TD. Tag is for the Big Ten Conference |
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Bucs' newly promoted Defensive coordinator in talks for head coaching position--for Denver. Duke sucks at job interviews |
Mon January 05, 2009
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Don Cherry defends fighting in hockey at the funeral of a hockey player who died in a hockey fight. Stay classy, Grapes |
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Scott Pioli meeting with Chiefs to discuss GM position, truckload of money |
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Pittsburgh-based mining company signs $85M naming rights deal for NHL Penguins arena then promptly lays off all 260 Pittsburgh-area miners three weeks later |
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Puma creates specially made goal keeping gloves for young goalkeeper born with only two fingers and a thumb on each hand, then quickly devours him before he can waddle off |
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Twins owner Carl Pohlad dies, still no word on whether or not he left the team to his grandson |
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Mack Brown says something totally relevant about something. This link is in no way a paper thin excuse for a Fiesta Bowl game thread |
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Big East takes nine of the top 22 spots in the latest college basketball poll. Duke sucks and so does your favorite conference |
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MVP contender Kurt Warner attempts to draw God. And it's not a pretty picture. OMG |
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Pat Burrell turns down $22 million from the Champion Philadelphia Phillies so that he can test free agency. So he signs for the Tampa Bay Rays, the team that lost the World Series, for $16 million. Oh, I see what you di--er, no I don't |
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Not news: Spanish referee issues 19 red cards. Fark: in one game |
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After Raiders deny his report that a portion of the Oakland franchise is being sold, ESPN's Chris Mortensen responds with, "The Raiders have lost the privilege with me of running stories past them for comment" |
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We all know Shawn Kemp has 11 illegitimate kids by 9 women, but have you ever wondered how many other athletes have? Here's the most comprehensive list of athletes with illegitimate kids you'll ever see |
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Who's the baddest motherfarker in the NFL? Thrity Helens agree that Pittsburgh linebacker James Harrison is the baddest motherfarker in the NFL |
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Matt Millen hired by NBC for Super Bowl coverage, oversight of "Knight Rider" |
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Canada takes on Sweden for gold tonight at the World Junior Hockey Championship Final. Trash talk, knowledgable analysis & wild speculative conjecture all welcome to the right |
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After yet another playoff flop, city of Indianapolis would like nothing more than for Coach Dungy to pack his bags and hit the road |
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Samurai horseback archery contests becoming increasingly popular as Japanese feel RenFests are too childish |
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Sport-specific TV channels ranked. MLB Network ranks first after less than a week, while NHL Network still looks to be produced in a broom closet |
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Lebron's response to being called for traveling in the final seconds of a loss to the wizards?: "That's my trademark play, you can't call that" |
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Al Davis may sell part of the Raiders, move to Los Angeles, re-hire John Madden, draft anyone not named Robert Gallery |
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"If the NFC hadn't sent Rex Grossman and Co. to try and stop him that year, Peyton Manning is Dan Marino with better acting chops" |
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New MLB network shows some early potential, though if it's anything like baseball it will cost too much to watch and will get boring after 30 minutes |
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Eagles owner wants Reid and McNabb back. In other news, Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett has a really hot fiancé |
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Old and busted: media prematurely fellating USC. New hotness: media prematurely fellating Florida |
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The Beavers' 21 straight losses breeds malice / The USC Trojans played callous / the crowd lets out a call / "Just like football" / USC fails again in Corvallis |
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Golfers who use titanium clubs may be going deaf because they create a "sonic boom" when they connect with the ball |
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After the Yankees and Mets go on huge spending sprees, the New York legislature starts to rethink the whole public financing of their new stadiums |
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Portland State defeats Northern Arizona in four overtimes. Because five would have just been excessive |
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Green Bay Packers fire defensive coordinator Sanders. Last seen carrying 11 herbs and spices, headed for Kentucky |
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Celtics continue their magical run at the NBA single-season win record by losing to the Knicks |
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Unranked BC upsets #1 North Carolina. Duke sucks |
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