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Sun November 05, 2006
As expected, Yankees exercise option to screw Gary Sheffield in 2007
(Orlando Sentinel)
Fan banned from Orlando Magic games for calling Dikembe Mutombo "monkey" would choose words more carefully next time. "If I said he looked like a chimpanzee or like a gorilla, none of this happens"
Your tax dollars at work; Feds order New York schools to have cheerleaders at girls' sporting events,too
This week's AP Poll is out, in this one Louisville doesn't get jobbed but Arkansas still does
Managers for Arsenal and West Ham get into tussle after West Ham scores the only goal, Wenger overheard challenging Pardew to handbags at 20 paces
(Sportsnet,ca)
Winnipeg Jets choke, lose to Toronto Maple Leafs. Out of playoffs
Official Pats/Colts Sunday Night Football thread
(Some Guy)
Official Dickies 500 discussion thread - only 3 races left in the Chase
(Some Guy)
Chicagowned
Wisconsin beat Penn State badly enough to put Penn State's coach in the running for a Theismann trophy
Soldier severely burned in Iraq gets wish to see Bears play. Wanted to see Cubs but they were already toast
(TSN)
Paul Tracey hurt in a drunken golf cart accident
(Delawhere?)
Trebuchets, catapults and massive air cannons compete to fling a pumpkin the furthest at annual Punkin Chunkin World Championship. Special bonus, Monty Python wedding
(Out Sports)
Racing horse War Emblem has come out of the stable, has a thing for small jockeys who spank hard
NZ rugby player embarrased about posters showing his tackle. Yes, that tackle
(Some Guy)
Briggs knocks out Liakhovich at 2:59 of the 12th round, ending first period where white men exclusively held the Heavyweight title since 1960
(TownOnline)
If you ever thought it was a good idea to wear your Patriots jacket at a game in Buffalo, think again
NFL Week 9 discussion thread
The first owner fined under the new "Mark Cuban don't complain about the refs" rule is Suns owner Robert Sarver
(honolulu advertiser.com)
For the third consecutive year, a Honolulu Marathon satellite race will be run in the Middle East war zone
World Cup soccer ball sells at auction for £2.4 million, even though like most soccer balls, it never crossed a goal line
Hands down the best rendition of God Save The Queen done by a French F1 car. Suck it NASCAR
Peyton Manning offers excuse for losing to Patriots BEFORE Sunday's game. "Glare from Tom Brady's 3 Super Bowl rings got in my eyes."
Sat November 04, 2006
Fri November 03, 2006
Athletes most susceptible to injuries during their periods, explaining rash of injuries suffered by Toronto Maple Leafs at end of each month
Francisco Liriano diagnosed with "Kerry Wood disease", will miss entire 2007 season after undergoing Tommy John surgery
The halfway NFL awards. Fred Taylor out for season after pulling his groin just thinking about playing a complete season
Carmelo Anthony falls victim to NBA's new 'no biatching' rule, gets tossed for tossing headband while walking to bench
St. Louis Cardinals apologize for winning World Series
Worst building in NHL. Most alienated fan base in NHL. Craziest owner in NHL ... Yet New York Islanders In first place in Atlantic Division
(Some Guy)
Chad Johnson says he will hit Ray Lewis in the mouth. Lewis counters by saying he will stab him five times and then flee in a limo
(Cincy Post)
Chad fined $5K for 'Ocho Cinco'
(WKU Sports)
Western Kentucky and their creepy Big Red mascot are moving from 1-AA to 1A. Seriously, what is up with that freaky mascot?
NTSB blames a stiff wind for Corey Lidle's plan crash, Yankee first round exit
(Some Guy)
T.O. now sleeping through team meetings, and the Cowboys are OK with that
Ben Wallace and Ron "I've got street cred" Artest to meet tonight for the first time since the malice in the palace over two years ago
Basketball player makes a legitimate pass and somehow scores two points
The Sports Guy prefers Brady over Manning. Also compares Manning to porn star Aurora Snow. Draw your own conclusions
Larry Johnson beats Chad Johnson in Madden 2007, wins Ocho Cinco's motorcycle
FIFA set to limit number of foreign-born grass divers to five per team
Junior hockey club names mascot after Stephen Colbert
Down 4-1 with only 8:49 to go, Buffalo Sabres rally to tie game, win in shootout over Boston Bruins
In an article about the baseball playoffs, Fox Sports has decided to contract the Oakland A's and Baltimore Orioles
(tsn.ca)
Pittsburgh Penguins rookie Evgeni Malkin is "master of the reach around." No word on if he is also a master baiter
(NY1.Com)
New York Racing Association files for bankruptcy protection. They shouldn't have put it all on "Molasses the Sloth" in the fifth at Belmont
David Wells is thinking about retiring, opening up own chain of donut shops
In an announcement shocking to nobody, Roger Clemens mulls another comeback
(CNNSI)
Louisville has earned the right to lose to Ohio State in the BCS title game
(Codependent Collegian)
Raiders fan can't reconcile his successful Madden 2006 franchise with grim NFL reality
Since 1920, people have watched Cal football games for free from Tightwad Hill above the stadium. Proposed renovation would block the view; one alum is trying to save it
Thu November 02, 2006
The NFL season is half over. Here's a look at the high and low points so far. Oh, and T.O. too
Derek Jeter wins Gold Glove at shortstop for the third straight year, A-Rod gets nothing for repeatedly catching Jeter over same period
Italian Basketball Player Knocks Out Ref
(Fox Soccer)
German Club Bayern Munich threatens to sue YouTube. Says it hurts fee based FC Bayern TV. Obviously they don't know what the Hun has done for German porn on the net
Darren McCarty's financial troubles have former teammates happy they're not that stupid
10 reasons why Ohio State isn't #1 (and other asshattery)
(Some Skeptic)
There's going to be a Women's Football Hall of Fame. In other news, women play football
Bills fans, pissed at their crappy team, take out their frustration by beating on Patriots fan. Police say they tried to kick him as well, but continually missed wide right
"I told him to go f--- himself, but I did NOT call him punk ass whiteboy"
Minnesota Wild catch up to rest of NHL, create policy to hide true nature of player's injuries
MLB wants to have season-opening games in China
Sports columnist claims basketball player who made a racist remark would make a great hockey fan. Describes a typical Predator game as "a cross between a strip club and tractor pull"
Todd Bertuzzi might have back surgery to remove yellow streak, may need new underwear for same reason
MLB stars can only muster a tie against Japans Yomiuri Giants. Needed a comeback to get that
Gamecocks crow about cock crow cock block. Duke sucks
(CNNSI)
West Virginia and Louisville fight for the right to play Ohio State in the BCS title game
Boise State pounds Fresno to go to 9-0, keeping national championship pipe dreams alive
Larry Johnson does his best Herm Edwards impersonation, misreads clock and starts the press conference two minutes late
(Who Dey)
Chad Johnson cuts off mohawk after losing bet with Falcons' DeAngelo Hall
(NewsNet5)
Bernie Kosar: Consecutive pass record breaker, Pro Bowler, Hero in Cleveland, homicide detective. Wait, what?
(Some Guy)
Jason Kidd's goals for season: Average a triple double, hold Oscar Robertson's jock
San Diego Padres fans cry in horror to the news that Dusty Baker is interviewing to be their next manager
Bill "I love Tom Brady with all my heart" Simmon's NBA season preview, Part II
18 of the best goals of FIFA World Cup 2006. And no, the Italy own goal did not make the list
Robby Gordon fined $15,000, docked 50 points, and placed on probation for throwing piece of his roll bar padding onto track to cause caution at Atlanta Motor Speedway
The reason Tiki Barber is retiring at the age of 31: he's completely pussywhipped
Three Texas Tech players charged with burglary, drafted by Bengals
Qatar hopes to host 2016 Olympics. That torch relay's gonna be a doozy
Top Japanese prospect turns down Yankees - New York 'too scary'
(Isiah Thomas for President)
Coming soon to ESPN classic: New York Knicks 118-Memphis Grizzlies 117 in Triple OT on opening day Witness the glory of the 74 foul, 36 turnover craptacularness
Evgeni Malkin becomes the first NHL player to score a goal in his first six games in 89 years. Duke sucks
NHL goalie needs stitches after 'horsing around' in hotel lobby
Oldest baseball player dies at 111. Must have been a pitcher
(International Herald Tribune)
Eight story high "greenhouse roof" doubles as the world's largest skateboard ramp
Wed November 01, 2006
Red Auerbach and Phil Jackson certainly didn't like each other, but Laker coach shows class after Auerbach's death
Flat-screen TVs are killing the planet
10 best plays of last 10 years. It was a forward pass, alright?
Aggie students are building another 45-foot-tall logfire. EVERYBODY PANIC1
Colin Campbell decides that Flyers GM job not right at this time. Translation: "I do not want to be in charge of that festering pile of crap you call a hockey team."
(Some Sawx Fan)
El Guapo to attempt Major League comeback, take over Ray King's crown as "fattest relief pitcher"
3.5 minutes of Alex Ovechkin scoring goals and running people over...I need new pants
Mets' pitcher, Mota, suspended for 50-games for drug violation. The fact that this happened after the playoffs ended is merely a coincedence
Sports Guy's NBA preview: "I could see KG wearing a Bulls uniform. I could see Iverson wearing a Clippers uniform. I could see Stephen Jackson wearing a prison uniform"
(Rocky Mountain News)
Broncos' Rod Smith teaches kids about fiscal responsibility, would like to kick ass of man who scammed him
Utah Jazz look to get back to playoffs after three-year layoff; get Kirilenko's wife to allow him more than one groupie a year
The highly qualified ESPN sideline reporter Heather Cox is ready to discuss the tuck rule. And she has a wicked rack (SFW)
(Pittsburghlive)
First-grader takes Hines Ward to school. Kid lies and promises to do all homework, Ward lies and promises to make playoffs
(Deadspin)
Following in the footsteps of Kyle Orton, Eli Manning gets his picture made while he is sloppy drunk (with great pic)
Ron Artest releases a rap album, in which he compares the censure he received for the Pacers brawl to Jesus' persecution by the Pharisees
Nuggets faithful put a lot of hope on the Bigs. Camby wants to know who the other 2 are
Soon-to-be Yankee pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka announces his intention to play in the major leagues next season
(NY Daily News)
Tom Glavine now wants new two-year deal from Mets so that, once he retires, he won't enter the Hall of Fame the same year as Greg Maddux
(NY Daily News)
Thousands of Islander fans come dressed as empty seats for Halloween
Colombian soccer team exposed as drug cartel front after they replace Gatorade cooler and cups with mirror and razors on sideline
(kstp)
Vikings fan arrested after throwing beer at Tom Brady. With mugshotty goodness and video
Tue October 31, 2006
Sports agent indicted for smuggling Cuban baseball players into U.S
(MLB)
MLB announces their 2006 all-clutch team. A-Rod hides in his room and plays with his Silver Slugger awards
NBA players hate the new composite ball with the fury of a thousand Suns
For Kim Jong-Il, choosing between running his country and its nuclear weapon program, and watching the tipoff to the NBA season is a tough choice
Harold Reynolds hugged an intern, took her out to eat at Boston Market. ESPN fired him for it. The Smoking Gun is there
The NBA now has 83 international players, most of them overrated bench trash riding out their ridiculous contracts
Curtis Martin borrows a page from Brett Favre and denies decision to retire
NFL power rankings: Steelers have same inept record as Raiders, and just lost to them. Therefore, they should be ranked ahead by seven slots
Titans to suspend PacMan for off-field actions. Bengals looking at trade options
Well, there goes one excuse that can't be used for Michigan's annual loss to Ohio State
Don Banks predicts NFL playoffs by picking all 12 teams with the best records in the league. Dumbass tag tackles Obvious tag
George Steinbrenner falls ill at granddaughter's play. Guess he shouldn't have eaten that calzone, eh?
Bonds wants $14 million a year for his one-legged services
(Some Guy)
Jags won't name a starter at QB, maybe because they don't have one
NBA season opens tonight. Another eight months of bling-flinging, smack-talking, tattoo-parading, posse-roaming, coach-choking, fan-assaulting, gun-waving fun. Oh joy
(Some Guy)
Broncos Darrent Williams can't stop the memory of the Colts Reggie Wayne either
Jet's running back Curtis "My Favorite" Martin reportedly to hang it up after suffering rehab setbacks
Dozens of hockey fans witness another New York Ranger loss
Harold Reynolds plans to sue ESPN over his departure from the network as a baseball analyst last summer
(Artest killed the Pacers)
Indiana Pacers, in new public relations move, pump free gas for customers, shoot nobody
Great Hockey Commercial
Mon October 30, 2006
Not News: Young man goes to college, becomes one of the best defensive men on a Big XII football team. Fark: He's been deaf since birth
(Gadsden Times)
NASCAR officials are investigating whether Robby Gordon intentionally threw debris onto the race track just like he did his front lawn
(NBC Sports)
Raven linebacker Bart Scott intentionally "put a little hot sauce" on Reggie Bush's ankles, knocking him out of the game in the fourth quarter
(The Independent Alligator)
UF students dies at UF-UGA game after falling down the stairs -- the third year in a row a UF student died at the UF-UGA game
Internet porn a problem for England's soccer stars. Eleven-man showers to blame
Bill Belichik's son arrested for pot. At least he's not sleeping with someone else's wife
Big East making run at SEC's top-conference standing
Dun Dun Da Da: Official MNF discussion thread, Vikes vs. Pats
(Fox Soccer)
No shortage of drama in MLS playoffs. Huge shortage of fans a given
(si.com)
Alex Zanardi gets an F1 test session five years after losing both legs. Douglas Bader nods approvingly
Charger's Merriman to start his four-game suspension. Decision made after Sunday's career-high three sacks, seven tackles and lifting a crane off a small boy's legs. Guess he figured no one would believe him anyway
Truth and rumors: Bill Bidwell says, "Dennis Green is who I thought he was." Job safe for now. Crown 'em. Arizona surrenders
Bears and Colts remain on track for first ever Super Bowl matchup of two undefeated teams
Peter Forsberg urges teammates to not give up on season. Used self as example when he overcame burst spleen, torn hammy, torn shoulder, dislocated shoulder, torn abdominals, strained ankle, bruised thigh
Following the World Series of Commercial Breaks, network shocked at low ratings
OSU, Michigan, Louisville, WVU and Rutgers? No freakin way, Rutgers?
(Football Outsiders)
Official Thread for Irrational Brady-Manning Arguments, Brady has a higher passer rating while on the ground
Kenny Rogers: He'll be there in 2007 with bells on (and the big clump of dirt on his hand too, can't forget that)
Temple's win over Bowling Green snaps a 20-game losing streak. "Duke sucks" actually applies, as the Blue Devils now have the longest active losing streak in Div 1-A football. Let's all say it together now
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