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Sun October 01, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(London Times)
 
 
 
British soccer players - and we're looking at you, Tottenham - accused of diving to draw penalties. I am shocked, SHOCKED at this allegation
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(12)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
NHL champion Carolina Hurricanes not winning many endorsement deals. In other news, Carolina residents surprised to learn they have a hockey team
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Houston, you (and your steroid-taking pitchers) have a problem
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(11)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves to Houston Astros: No, you can't have a playoff berth. Not yours
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(16)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Darts looking to be the first Olympic sport where not only can you drink while competing at world-class level, it actually helps
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(10)
 
(Some cleats)
 
 
 
Titan's Haynesworth kicks Andre Gurode's helmet off, then kicks him in face, ejected. Mick Foley unimpressed
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(54)
 
(Some Tooth)
 
 
 
Arsenal's Robin van Persie scores the best goal in the history of English Football
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Somebody please call PETA, some Bengals were slaughtered in Cincinnati
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(44)
 
(CNN/SI)
 
 
 
Because the Tigers are the Tigers, they lose the Division on the last day of the season
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(252)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Love him or hate him here are 10 ways Wenger has changed English Football for the better
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Habs fans rejoice after Mike Ribeiro traded to Dallas for a defenceman you've never heard of, a draft pick they'll probably waste on another goalie, and a sack of magic beans. Bruins suck
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In the most obvious statement of the day, Mike Tyson admits "I think I'm useless to society."
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NFL Week 4 discussion thread
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(1032)
 
(Some 2nd place Guy)
 
 
 
Fantasy Football week 4 average cheatsheets by position. You're welcome
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(4)
 
(CNN/SI)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and Miguel Tejada implicated in performance-enhancing drugs scandal
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(63)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Frank Solich brought Nebraska football to Ohio as 17 players have been arrested so far this year. Lawrence Phillips unavailable for comment
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(9)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Things are going great for Sugar Ray Leonard, one of the greatest boxers of our generation
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(4)
 


Sat September 30, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, May I present the last undefeated team in the Big 12
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(24)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Apparently Jay Mariotti is the only sportswriter willing to tell it like it is concerning Terrell Owens
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(12)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Top 10 NFL rookies thus far
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(22)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Injury to Johnson may prevent Big Unit from performing. Some say doctors are stiffs and just being hard on him. Wang
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Man runs 152 miles in less than 23 hours from Athens to Sparta. Really pissed when he finds out gas station in Sparta is closed
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(7)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Twelve-man Chelsea fails to pull off home win...against Villa
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
High school running back rushes for 658 yards and 10 touchdowns in one game, scores more than Hugh Hefner on a three-day viagra bender
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(87)
 
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Today's college football discussion thread
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(400)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add to the list of "things found along the side of the road": One stolen bust of George Brett
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doug Flutie's Heisman Trophy ring found in bookmaker's house. Bookmaker claims he found it in a box of Flutie Flakes
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ol' Ball Coach tells appreciative South Carolina fans after narrow loss to #2 Auburn: "Don't clap for our team when we lose"
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(14)
 
(Blogspot)
 
Audio
 
Michigan State radio jock absolutely melts down over MSU/ND game
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a long season of wear and tear, The Big Unit may not be able to get back up for playoffs, leaving Yankees without Johnson
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(28)
 


Fri September 29, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British national soccer team plans to suck at 2008 Olympics too
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sports Guy still getting killed by Sports Gal on weekly picks. Thinking the Chargers are the best team in NFL must have nothing to do with that
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL player salary: $1.2 million, fine for hitting a quarterback: $7500, being able to say you hit a guy so hard you ruptured his spleen: priceless
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(13)
 
(KTAR)
 
 
 
Ten-acre corn maze of soon-to-be ex-Diamondback Luis Gonzalez unveiled (with pic)
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(10)
 
(kten.com)
 
 
 
Owner of New Orleans Hornets seeking option to play another NBA season in Oklahoma City. Residents of Charlotte unavailable for comment
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(12)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reporter rags on the New England Patriots and their fans, but still has time to give Tom Brady a quickie in the corner
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(13)
 
(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
NC State aims to keep students from urinating in stadium seats. Who knew this was a problem?
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(53)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Jake Plummer's brother writes Denver sportswriter to complain that the quarterback takes too much heat
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(9)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Apparently the Patriots don't think much of Chad Johnson, rank him below Freddie Mitchell
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(20)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
If you hooked Terrell Owens' publicist up to a generator, you could light up the city of Dallas with all the backpedaling she is doing
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(19)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Cris Collinsworth says Bears will win Super Bowl. Analyzes Sunday matchup
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(31)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Is disc golf just the shuffleboard of the baby-boomer generation?
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orioles pitcher takes no-hitter into the 9th at Yankee Stadium
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(17)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Top six reasons the Cubs had horrible season. Reason one: They're the Cubs
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(16)
 
(ChessBase.com)
 
 
 
World chess championship in turmoil after Bulgarian team uses video evidence to accuse Russians of excessive restroom usage
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nineteen-year-old daughter of New Orleans Hornets coach Byron Scott arrested for drug possession, with mugshot goodness
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(27)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
That giant flushing sound you hear in St. Louis today is their playoff chances slowly going down the toilet
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ArseNal coach and Frenchman ArseNe Wenger complains about the influence of foreigners in English football. Conveniently forgets that only two of his 26 players are English
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to beat anyone at "Rock, Paper, Scissors"
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(138)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Mets ace Pedro Martinez to miss entire playoffs with calf injury. 74-year-old "El Duque" to make Game 1 start
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(27)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
High school football player wakes up to extreme pain in his right ear, discovers it was a beetle chewing on his eardrum. Chekov surrenders
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos' Sam Brandon charged with third-degree assault, seeks contract with Bengals
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(8)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
"N.C. State aims to keep students from urinating in seats." No, really. That's the headline
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(4)
 


Thu September 28, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Introducing the teams that were the five biggest failures in Major League Baseball in 2006
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(118)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
AOL writer manages to compare Terrell Owens situation with JFK assassination, 9/11, and the crucifixion of Jesus all in one article
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TO returns to practice. Football, not suicide
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In one week the puck will drop on the NHL's 89th season
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Detroit Tigers have already lost, their lead in the AL Central now cut to a half-game, and the Twins are playing the Royals tonight. I know some excited Farkers, yes I do
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers pitcher Kenny Rogers is pitching just like Playoffs Kenny Rogers, just in time for the playoffs
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(11)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
What are the odds that a dead horse would win a race? Apparently in Australia it's 200-1, which is still better than Duke's odds of winning an ACC football game
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jay Williams recovers from crash, signs with the Nets. Guess what sucky college he went to?
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(KXAN.com)
 
 
 
Dallas Police Union demands apology from "fancy little football person" in wake of TO police report mess
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(23)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN Mobile finally gets flushed
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(62)
 
(International Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Fernando Alonso calls F1 less of a sport than a "big show." A big, boring show where attendees have obstructed views most of the day
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(12)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated puts together the best NHL team, based on a $44 million dollar salary cap
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(22)
 
(#5)
 
 
 
George Brett's head has been stolen, replaced by tub of pine tar and large bag of anger
source: news-leader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols may, in fact, be Jesus Christ with a bat
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistan cricket captain cleared of charges of fiddling with his ball in public but suspended anyway for disreputable conduct
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(5)
 
(CBS Sportsline)
 
 
 
Despite two days of prayer, Shaun Alexander will be out with injuries, proving God, like referees, is not a Seattle Seahawk fan
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yank's Wank beats Johnson for series start
source: mlb.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wang becomes the third pitcher over the last 40 years to winubianmes for the Yankees. Duke sucks
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(51)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
High school football team is so awful, the coach cancels the rest of the season. Duke sucks
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson to return to the ring
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that women who are more like men tend to be better at sports
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(7)
 
(Fox Soccer Channel)
 
 
 
Chicago Fire wins U.S. Open Cup. Farkers collectively ask what the hell an Open Cup is
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 


Wed September 27, 2006
(SI.com)
 
 
 
The T.O saga continues to change. One thing that remains the same: Sports writers continue to fellate this overrated douchebag into sports stardom
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(28)
 
(AM 1220)
 
 
 
Retired NHL meathead Tie Domi is to be restrained from molesting, annoying, harassing or communicating with his ex-wife. Too bad, tough guy
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaun Alexander's foot touched by his noodly appendage, ready to play Sunday
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Desperate to jump on the Attention Whore Bandwagon, reporters interview Buffalo Bills players for their take on the Terrell Owens suicide situation
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bengal's middle linebacker Odell Thurman suspended for remainder of season
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Kiel arrested for shipping cough syrup to Texas. Moe sought for questioning. ESPN sucks
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not only is Bill Romanowski coaching teenage flag football, he's complaining that the other team is cheating
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Soccer giant Inter spent millions on quality players this off season, and two days into Champions League, it really is paying off
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
While ESPN slept, the A's clinched the AL West
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New conspiracy therory claims NFL asked Texans to pass on Reggie Bush so Saints would draft him, therefore bringing fans back to New Orleans. In other news, Reynolds Wrap to become primary sponsor of Monday Night Football (third story)
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's Madden Football Strategy Guide. On first down, the offense is either gonna run the ball or pass the ball
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
FIFA president says future World Cup finals should not be decided by shootouts and teams should play on until one of them breaks soccer's interminable nil-nil draw
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(20)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens' spokeswoman says T.O. did not try to commit suicide, he just had a severe allergic reaction to medicine, much like his teammates have to him
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(217)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pope weighs in on controversy surrounding Jeremy Shockey's comments about his coach
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds decides he wants to ruin baseball for one more year
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Jaguars are standup comics with no material. Colts are cheaters
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NBA estimates that 46 percent of its fans are women... who are all watching to see when Shawn Kemp signs with a team so that they can start receiving child support again
source: columbian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Diego Chargers safety Terrence Kiel arrested on multiple drug charges, immediately requests trade to Cincinnati Bengals
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Report says Terrell Owens' hospitilization was for attempted suicide. Apparently just realized he was playing for Dallas Cowboys
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(564)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Baseball's oldest oldtimer, Silas "Si" Simmons, found alive at 111 in Pittsburgh nursing home. Determined to be senile after telling how he loves watching Tampa Bay
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals challenge 2004 Yanks' biggest-chokers-ever crown
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens hospitalized after trip to emergency room, should be released after application of Vagisil
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The National Felon League has a brand new member. Chargers safety Kiel arrested on drug-related charges
source: sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Parcells on Terry Glenn's stiches: "He had his hand down in his pants and he missed. Fortunately he cut his hand"
source: slam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sisters who won the right to play for boy's hockey team fail to make the cut
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marion Jones says she's may quit running because of "emotional toll" that doping allegations are taking on her. Yeah, don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, it's probably still sore from the last injection
source: sport.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(9news)
 
 
 
Men hope to break Guinness record of 69 hours for continuously watching football
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(7)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Former English soccer coach Sven Goran Eriksson has a glass toilet in his house, presumably for those times when seeing his shiat on the field isn't enough
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chargers safety Kiel arrested on drug charges
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 


Tue September 26, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who says cheerleading ain't rocket science?
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(27)
 
(War Eagle)
 
 
 
Typical fall afternoon at Bryant Denny Stadium. No, not the Tide losing a football game: A Bama wedding with crimson wedding dress and houndstooth hat, of course. Duke sucks (with sweet Bama love picture goodness)
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(9)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
ESPN to Jason Whitlock: "Uh, thanks, but, we no longer need you here. Don't let the door hit either one of your asses on the way out"
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Betting against the Temple football team is such a sure bet that sports books are considering no longer placing bets against them
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(nbc5i)
 
 
 
Byron Nelson heads to the last green. RIP
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(22)
 
(Pioneer-Press)
 
 
 
Minnesota teams stop giving stats to paper until it stops high school fantasy-football feature. "They say fantasy football is inappropriate on the high school level and promotes individualism over team"
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(11)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Top 10 biggest Heisman disappointments does not include Charlie Ward
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
More pointless power rankings for us all to debate
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
The Fantasy Guru names his players of the week
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
David Wells on staying loose: "I like walking through the dugout and laying a stinky old fart and crop-dusting the whole bench. You just have to get some hard-boiled eggs in you to get the stench"
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(18)
 
(Last Night's Box Score)
 
 
 
His tight end's hands of stone notwithstanding, Michael Vick showed yet again he is an average QB at best and this cult the media has started over him must stop now
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Walking hormone Jeremy Shockey says maybe he got a little too emotional criticizing his coach
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(15)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Katherine Legge's amazing 165-mph crash this weekend in Wisconsin. She was unhurt
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Train carrying Washington Nationals derails. Yay for symbolism and metaphors
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(14)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Autumn in NY. The air is cooler and somewhat cleaner, the leaves are starting to turn and an NFL team throws their head coach under the bus
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Phoenix pays for the naming rights to Cardinals stadium. Duke sucks
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official: The Matt Leinart era begins Sunday
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(40)
 
(Some FOOTBALL fan)
 
 
 
The official UCL Matchday 2 discussion thread
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(13)
 
(Press Enterprise.com)
 
 
 
Pete Rose will sign autographs at Sisley Italian Kitchen. He'll sign pretty much anything if you pay him enough
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the Canadian Farkers: Want to guess what the gal that Peter McKay was with before Condi has been up to? It has to do with hockey, so you know it has to be good
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Heading into the playoffs, the New York Yankees' starting rotation is beginning to resemble the aftermath of a bingo melee at the Palm Beach Rest Home for the Aged
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(7)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Frank Beamer suspends two Virginia Tech starters for channeling the spirit of Marcus Vick's wasted football career outside Blacksburg nightclub
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Braves are mathematically eliminated from the post-season for the first time in 14 years. Whoaaaa-oh-ohhohohoh
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints take down Falcons, 23-3 in first night back in Superdome since Katrina
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(63)
 
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After the White Sox destroyed their playoff hopes a year ago, Cleveland returns the favor with a 16-1 win
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Twins clinch AL Wild Card
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shaun Alexander out indefinitely with broken foot. Damn you, Madden
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(85)
 
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Orioles player manages to tip off a foul ball into his wife's ribs. Is expected to be a much better hitter next year with all the extra time he'll have for practice, seeing as he won't be getting any sex for a while
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(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Golf resorts trying to attract women to the greens. Ideas include shorter holes, gender-specific classes, letting straight women play
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada may get its own NFL team in the future. Unfortunately, it's likely to be the Buffalo Bills
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fatties and slowpokes are ruining our precious marathons
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten greatest U.S. tennis players of all time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Monday Night Football discussion thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese soccer player out for season with the oh-so-common split scrotum injury
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nine out of 11 members on Iranian weightlifting team test positive for doping, leaving officials to wonder what the heck the other two were doing wrong
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man wins javelin-throwing competition by about a foot. Unfortunately, the foot was still attached to the line judge (with pic)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay jockeys for No. 1 overall pick, elects to start Gradkowksi in place of Chris Simms. Isn't he the Patriots kicker?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World-cycling boss claims blood doping scandal that has rocked cycling is just as prevalent in other sports. We're looking at you, professional bowling
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(NBC24)
 
 
 
News: Two racecar drivers have heated discussion of crash on track. Fark: Discussion opens with flying kung-fu kick through windshield (with video goodness)
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Steve Yzerman becomes Vice President of the Detroit Red Wings, in charge of 8th seed upsets
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(10)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
On 5th anniversary of 9/11, Mets attempt to honor WTC responders by wearing baseball caps representing seven agencies that responded to the attacks. The 8th agency is not amused
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What do you have to do to be the highest paid caddy in the world? Apparently drop Tiger Woods' 9 iron into the water hazard
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
MMQB: Peter King jumps off Pats bandwagon, allowing it to actually move for first time in five years
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(si.com)
 
 
 
Breakdown of the top candidates to fill the still vacant U.S. National Team coaching position. Meanwhile in news which will delight soccer haters, the interview process may be "a circle jerk." (Second page)
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(19)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Giants get destroyed by Seattle. The only pressure they brought was during Seattle's extra points
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(33)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
High school football player facing assault charges after putting thumbtack in glove before shaking hands and high-fiving rival team's players; is immediatedly offered contract with Bengals
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(136)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hey Tom Brady, it's not as easy when there's nobody open. Signed, Donovan McNabb
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(52)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
John Rocker starts campaign "to support American culture," primarily by encouraging people to wear white t-shirts with "SPEAK ENGLISH" printed on them. Ay caramba (video)
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The NFL won't allow the New Orleans Saints to lose tonight
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(60)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
TNA signs Kurt Angle, tomorrow night's "WWE Raw" to be preempted for "Why Kurt Why" and Vince McMahon insisting Kurt Angle sucked for two hours
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Brett Farve throws 400th touchdown pass. Breathless fans of pro football predict he may someday threaten Damon Allen's record
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(8)
 
(WKRC)
 
 
 
Bengals continue their attempt to cast "The Longest Yard"
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Tampa Bay quarterback and league interceptions leader only coughed it up twice today, if you include the removal of his spleen
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(UPI)
 
 
 
BBC to air soccer in Gaelic. You submitted this with a more glottal headline
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