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Sun September 24, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bob Swerski)
 
 
 
We're coming to you, as always from Chicago IL, birth place of the Baby Back Rib and home to a certain, undefeated team which come January, will be hoisting a certain super bowl trophy over it's head. A team that is known as Da Bears
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(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The new college football polls are out
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Krusty the Clown's NFL picks for Week Three. Word of warning: He thinks the Raiders are due
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(6)
 
(news-leader.com)
 
 
 
International cutting competition pits contestants with huge knives and small tackle against water bottles, dowel rods, and golf balls
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(4)
 
(nascar.com)
 
 
 
NASCAR to race in Montreal in August '07; city's restaurants stock up on deep fryers and cheap beer
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(5)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
You take your victories where you find them... Cubs won't lose 100 games this year
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Europe destroys the US once again, wins the Ryder Cup
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(23)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Top 10 sports anthems; Gary Glitter still made the list
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(17)
 
(Chase Race #2)
 
 
 
Dover 400 discussion thread
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(200)
 
(LG2 best team in the NFL)
 
 
 
Week 3 NFL discussion thread
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(858)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How you know drug testing has gone too far: Participants in fishing tournament forced to submit to urine tests for performance-enhancing substances or be disqualified
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(105)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
New Canadian study of hockey players' personalities shows that goalies aren't necessarily neurotic loners
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(14)
 
(MLB)
 
 
 
Nick Johnson snaps his right femur during outfield collision (with video ouchness)
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams tears up the CFL with a huge 57 yard, 0 TD game
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LACES OUT...Alabama kicker misses three field goals and an extra point. Arkansas wins
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(14)
 


Sat September 23, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He may be a magnet for injury, but Peter Forsberg is one tough SOB
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
England's national rugby team will defend World Cup title in new uniforms designed by Nike that are supposed to be impossible for opposing players to grab. Too bad they look like long johns (pic)
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(8)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yankees place pitcher Carl Pavano back on the pre-disabled list, sort of
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(3)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Belinda Stronach named as Tie Domi's mistress - best thing he has hit since Kypreos
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(20)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds breaks Hank Aaron's NL homerun record with 734*
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(197)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Football technology is advancing even more with such things as swallowable temperature sensors, in related news, football fans DO NOT want to know the temp of Terrell Owens colon
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(4)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees tell season ticket holders that only the Yankees are allowed to make crazy money selling Yankees tickets. Fans second mortgages surrender
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(4)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The paper went on to complain that the American pro-golf world is too heavily influenced by corporate America and Republican politics and is now full of - gasp - born-again Christians."
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(28)
 
(CNNSI)
 
 
 
Caption this baseball player
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(22)
 
(Some NOW Victim)
 
 
 
Title IX: The Mass Extinction of Men's Collegiate Sports
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(235)
 
(hoopsworld.com)
 
 
 
In a move to increase the quality of "flopping", NBA rumored to absorb established teams in Europe
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pats and Seahawks to play 2007 preseason game in China
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(21)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Extra Extra David Beckham dresses up like a paperboy
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(5)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember the hit Chad Johnson took in his game against the Browns? Good - because Chad doesn't (with video goodness)
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You kill my contract. Prepare to drive"
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(11)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Formula 1 Buffalo racing
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alfonso Soriano becomes the first ever member of baseball's 40-40-40 club -- 40 HRs, 40 doubles, and 40 steals
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's official college football discussion thread. Everybody pull up a chair and laugh at Notre Dame
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(893)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds hits 733*, ties Hank Aaron's National League record
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(26)
 
(Some Sox Fan)
 
 
 
Julian Tavarez throws a 99 pitch complete game win for the Red Sox. Yes, that Julian Tavarez
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pac-10 ref's suspension delayed due to "crew shortage"
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Roy Halladay out for season with arm injury, pretty much blowing the Jays' chances of making the playoffs. Canadian baseball fans look to the Montreal Expos as their last best hope of winning the World Series
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(19)
 


Fri September 22, 2006
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Twin sisters win right to play on boys hockey team. Twins, Basil (with hot pic)
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Materazzi has new Nike ad campaign featuring his chest of steel. Funny since he went down like a cheerleader on prom night when Zizou hit him
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(19)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jason Whitlock writes his last column for Page 2; burns some bridges on his way out the door
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(40)
 
(CNNSI.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 disappointments so far this NFL Season. No Lions players on the list, but that's okay since they already sucked before the season started
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(26)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Anaheim Ducks once again threatening to put their team name on the Stanley Cup. Once again, Martin Brodeur dispatched to see this doesn't happen
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(17)
 
(Paddock Talk)
 
 
 
Q&A with NASCAR Dodge driver Elliot Sadler. Apparently there's a lot more to it than just turning left
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(9)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Injuries have made predicting the eventual World Series winner really hard
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Settle Down, Sparky," AP writer John Wawrow compares Buffalo Bills' punter Brian Moorman to Tiger Woods
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(10)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Radio host and TotalFarker IAmScotto wants Boston to stop promoting Citgo, AKA The Hugo Chavez Oil Company, outside Fenway Park
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(242)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chad Johnson has a losing record against the Steelers, which includes a 15-quarter scoring drought
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(14)
 
(deadspin)
 
 
 
Receiving a BJ in the upperdeck of a footall stadium might sound like a good idea. Unless you get caught on camera and the photo hits the Internet. (With SFW photo)
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(37)
 
(The Brushback)
 
 
 
New rule to protect NFL quarterbacks prohibits them from taking field
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For once, that sucking sound you hear at RFK isn't the Nationals or the Redskins
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(19)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints, expecting Super Bowl atmosphere at opener, issues press passes to "big game" regulars like ESPN, CNN, MTV and Al-Jazeera
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Brady still haunted by throw to Bailey." The throw that started the landslide called the Patriots
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese golfer sets tour record by shooting a 19. Unfortunately, it was on only one hole, and a par-3 at that
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(5)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The next manager of the Chicago Cubs to be fired by the Florida Marlins
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(19)
 
(Some Sports Page)
 
 
 
David Ortiz blasts HR No. 51 and 52 against Twins' Santana and Guerrier; sets new Red Sox single-season record
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(63)
 


Thu September 21, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well over a thousand fans chant "Free the Birds" and then leave Oriole stadium in protest of owner
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(46)
 
(Sports Central)
 
 
 
Funniest Week 3 NFL predictions you'll read until next week's article
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(22)
 
(FANBALL)
 
 
 
"Jacksonville has failed to reach 20 points in five of their past seven meetings, and you can count the recent noteworthy fantasy performances of current roster members on one hand with enough fingers left over for a shocker"
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Boss: "We're going to win the World Series"
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(46)
 
(Some Mets fan)
 
 
 
In May 2004, as the Mets wallowed in futility and irrelevance, one sportswriter offered his somewhat accurate vision of how to get the team back in the playoffs in 2006
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A-Rod gives fellow Yankees a three-fingered salute to victory
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(26)
 
(Hardball Times)
 
 
 
Four MLB teams that could benefit from a Marlins-esque fire sale
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can now speculate in Super Bowl tickets. This will obviously never catch on as sports fans are reluctant to risk money on the outcome of a future event
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(8)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Clemson Tigers 1981 National Championship team to reunite for 25th year reunion, which means another sighting of William "Refrigerator" Perry
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I mean, I wouldn't wanna be the bat boy who makes the mistake of polishing Vlad Guerrero's helmet"
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(9)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steeler Joey Porter's pit bulls kill horse. Your dog wants touchdowns
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ever the voice of reason and civility, Bobby Knight sympathizes with disgruntled Oklahoma fans by reminding them of the basketball game he lost to them on a pair of blown calls
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(28)
 
(UWW Royal Purple)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin-Whitewater students take heckling to a whole new level by "poking" the opposing team's quarterback
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(6)
 
(Breitbart)
 
 
 
Ol' One Nut to compete in the New York Marathon. Good luck on winning seven of those in a row
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite not playing in the NHL in three years, ESPN names Harold Druken 3rd star in last nights game between Leafs and Sens
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So, you wanna be an NFL quarterback, huh? Well, lets give the ol' U Shift Green, Left, West, F, Short, Spy, Two, Banana, Z, Over, Heads, Up, Four, 358, Smoke, Check, H, 2 Miami a try, shall we?
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(18)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Yankee fans upset about the high cost of playoff tickets. Royals fans unavailable for comment, aside from paying a guy two bits to play a tiny violin on the 4 Train as it passes Yankee Stadium
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(30)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Ralphie, the University of Colorado's buffalo mascot, to make trip to University of Georgia for football game. Your bulldog wants a court-ordered protection zone
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(15)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Mike Piazza steals a play out of Tom Cruise's playbook: Claims not to be gay and that he's impregnated a hot actress
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(10)
 
(Daily News)
 
 
 
NFL looking into rumors that the Seattle Seahawks are artificially boosting the sound of their fans whining about officials
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Don't Fire Al Groh)
 
 
 
In a stark contrast to websites like fireronzook.com, Virginia Tech fans are fighting to keep their rival's bumbling coach employed
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(9)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Penguins hotshot rookie Evgeni Malkin gets injured in his first NHL exhibition game. By his own teammate. Looking like another banner year for the Penguins
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(19)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Broncos own the Patriots and Brady and Belichick know it
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
That giant sucking sound you heard in Chicago tonight is the White Sox playoff chances going bye-bye
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(30)
 
(STL Sports)
 
 
 
Ten simple rules for wearing baseball jerseys in public
source: insidestl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(NWF Daily News)
 
 
 
Winner of shark tournament to undergo polygraph test to prove she wasn't spinning fish tales
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(1)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Your 2006 AL East Champions: The New York Yankees. Behold the king, the king of kings... there is only one
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(78)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why is fighting in the NHL done?
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chad Johnson calls out Joey Porter. Wants to meet him at the 50-yard line after school
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(WKRC)
 
 
 
Chad Johnson has a problem with opponents mocking his team in celebrations. Fark.com in desperate need of a Hypocrite tag
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(13)
 


Wed September 20, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Blue Jays thwart the Yankees from clinching. For about an hour. Duke sucks
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors run full-page ad apologizing for sucking. Duke would need the whole newspaper
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(7)
 
(Hock Show)
 
 
 
More Week 2 NFL rankings to ridicule
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Through two home games, University of Colorado has ejected 128 fans and taken 11 to the drunk tank
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Advocates for the deaf sue Washington Redskins. Advocates of watchable football would also like to sue the Redskins
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(19)
 
(Sportszilla)
 
 
 
Not only is Ryan Howard not the NL MVP, statistically he shouldn't even be in the top three
source: sportszillablog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gearing for a rematch of 1984, Padres retake NL West lead
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(16)
 
(Some MLB.com Guy)
 
 
 
For the third time in three years, Roger Clemens will be making his last home start in Houston tonight
source: mlb.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Boxer who wears a Smurf hat and enters the ring to the Smurf's theme song told to quit smurfing around by the people who own the rights to them
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(61)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Carolina Panthers are headed back to Tampa. Will their naughty cheerleaders follow?
source: cbs.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Tennessee coach Phil Fulmer says losing to Florida was a good thing
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(12)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today asks the college football question, "Are local officials biased?" Unbiased Sooners everywhere add their two cents
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With only 11 games left in the season, the Royals still need seven losses to reach 100 for the third year in a row. Luckily, all their remaining games are against the Tigers and Twins
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke sucks its way to No. 2 on the Bottom 10. Can't even be No. 1 in that, can ya, suckers?
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(14)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
TSU football player, unaware he doesn't play for the Tennessee Titans yet, taken into custody on two counts of attempted murder
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arsenal threatens to leave North London unless the city builds them a new stadium. Or, Arsenal builds their own larger stadium, builds a loyal fan base, fields an exciting team and profits?
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 15 worst hockey logos of all time. Amazingly, the Buffalo Hamster isn't No. 1
source: mirtle.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tucson Sidewinders defeat Toledo Mud Hens for silliest name for a baseball team, then go on to win AAA championship
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cricket's 10 greatest spin bowlers of all time
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(6)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In the strange and polite English version of baseball, player throws ball into crowd after being abused by fans. Fan decides to take matters into his own hands (with video goodness)
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(110)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
NFL's greatest comebacks
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistan's hockey coach sees conditioning as key to improvement. Wait, they play hockey in Pakistan???
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees magic number now at one -- which, coincidentally enough, is exactly the same number of World Series the Red Sox have won in the last 88 years
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(126)
 
(Where you at 85?)
 
Video
 
Q: Can Chad Johnson's mouth still yammer when his brain's been scrambled on the field? A: Sort of
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 3 NFL power rankings. Duke sucks
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(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In latest indication to fans that they should just stay home this season, Atlanta Falcons sign 46-year-old kicker
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
299 yard touchdown run by Bo Jackson. Tecmo-ized
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(35)
 


Tue September 19, 2006
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Guy writes into NFL Take a Player to School Day program, requests Kyle Orton of the Chicago Bears to come and "drink a ton of beer and get completely obliterated." Hilarity ensues
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(62)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
First OU and now USC. NCAA Division 1 football programs competing to see which can be the biggest douchebag in the press
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(25)
 
(SI)
 
 
 
Tom Verducci pens great article on A-Rod in New York: "He's the MLB equivalent of the prettiest girl in high school who also gets straight A's, viewed with equal parts admiration and resentment."
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(22)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Father says the fact that his son put up record numbers against an opposing high school football team has nothing to do with the fact that he pretended to be a college coach and videotaped said team's practice before the big game
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(66)
 
(Dejuiced!)
 
 
 
Mets fans need to learn what spacing means on signs
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bolton Wanderers FC Manager Sam Allardyce named by two corrupt agents in BBC bung documentary
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(13)
 
(Puttin' on the foil)
 
 
 
Leafs enforcer Tie Domi to retire. Goodnight, Neanderthal man
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Notre Dame plummets to 12th and is still overrated. After last week's performance, 12th is still higher than Quinn will get drafted
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Romanian soccer coach banned for headbutting a player. Worse: On his own team
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(4)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
LSU to SEC: "To clarify, it's okay to illegally tackle a receiver, provided some defender can touch the ball, EVEN if it's after said illegal tackle?" SEC to LSU: "Exactly. Oh, and suck it"
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennessee Titans' QB Billy Volek goes from first string in training camp, second string on opening day, third string by Week 2 and to the San Diego Chargers by Week 3
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Guess which team has the best quarterback through the first two weeks of the season? Daaaaa Bears
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(37)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
New York TV news station runs poll: "Other than Alex Rodriguez, which Yankee has the most to prove in the postseason?" Ouch
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2009 figure skating world championships awarded to Los Angeles. Break out the riot gear
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kellen Winslow, Jr. takes a page from Meyshawn Johnson's playbook, tells Cleveland Browns offensive coordinator to just throw him the ball
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After successfully completing minor-league rehab stint, Peter Gammons to be activated from the DL on Wednesday
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(22)
 
(oregonlive.com)
 
 
 
Oregon-Oklahoma replay official saw only one view of on-side kick due to "delayed" video feed. Please ignore the man behind the curtain
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(62)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Philly fans all class in Giants visit, letting both obscenities and bagels fly
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets catcher Paul LoDuca drops F-bomb on live TV during post-game interview
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's Len Pasquarelli jumps on Jacksonville Jaguars' bandwagon, calling them "elite." Hopefully, the bandwagon will take him straight to a psych ward for evaluation
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(52)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
In honor of Maurice Clarett, other notable athletes who have spent time behind bars
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Staging the Ryder Cup in Ireland and not playing it on a links course is like bringing terminally ill children to Disneyland, then forbidding them from meeting giant mice
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(6)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Despite leading the team to a 40-7 loss, Kerry Collins still Titans starting QB
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(23)
 
(NY Sun)
 
 
 
Yankee's Wang will be huge in the playoffs
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(5)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Because he's been on the major league disabled list all year, Carl Pavano will receive a full share of any Yankees playoff money. Steinbrenner's head asplode (second item)
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All that talk about Favre being traded/over-the-hill/should have retired? Don't listen to Week One analysis
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Defending Super Bowl Champion Steelers shut out in the lowest scoring MNF game in history
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bungs are a part of English soccer, and it's often Greeks who offer them
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodgers hit back-to-back-to-back-to-back homers in the 9th inning to tie game. Nomar hits walk-off homer in 10th to win it
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies score 19 runs in 8 innings, Denver Broncos score 19 points in 2 games. Hmmmmm
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Mon September 18, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bengals linebacker out for season with neck injury, will probably try to blame this on the Steelers, too
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(9)
 
(MetsNerd)
 
 
 
Mets clinch the National League East
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(186)
 
(A Sooner)
 
 
 
Upon further review, Pac-10 Officially apologizes to University of Oklahoma and its football team, suspends the crappy referees who blew the game
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big Ben to start
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Univ of Oklahoma president demands that football game be voided, university accredited
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is your team 0-2? There still might be hope...unless of course your team is the Raiders
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(35)
 
(Some Guilty Guy)
 
 
 
Maurice Clarett to serve 3.5 years. Bengals and Raiders immediately enter bidding war for his services upon release
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(67)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The winless Oakland Raider players want Porter in the game even if he wants to cheer for the other team
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Those three little words all Eagles fan fear: Kearse out indefinitely
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(26)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
JJ thinks that Brett Farve would be better off throwing interceptions in Tampa Bay
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(7)
 
(Some Wookie)
 
 
 
Is Star Wars invading the NFL? Dooku sucks
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sports Guy guesses right on seven of yesterday's games, his wife nails 11. Sorry, Jaguar fans
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(20)
 
(Hook 'em, Ducks)
 
 
 
Bob Stoops congratulates Oregon for an outstanding victory. Nah, just kidding, he's whining like a biatch about the officiating
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lions' WR Roy Williams on celebrating first downs while down 10-0: "The score means nothing"
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Saints go marching home 2-0. Handicappers heads all asplode
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger still a question mark, Terrell Owens still a colon
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Auburn now No. 2 in new poll. BCS reworking formula to screw them out of title game. Campus to be bombed in order to eliminate another No. 2
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(43)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
NASCAR crowd does the wave through pre-race prayer and national anthem
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(17)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Devil Rays continue grand old rookie hazing tradition. Meanwhile, franchise continues grand old "worst team in baseball" tradition
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(3)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Pete Rose signing baseballs with "I'm sorry I bet on baseball -- Pete Rose." So are we, Pete
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(27)
 
(The Times Online)
 
 
 
Today's "NFL dumbass guarantees victory only to be pantsed 34-7" brought to you by Detroit's Roy Williams, courtesy of Da Bears
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dear Philadelphia Eagles: We don't pay you millions of dollars, buy your jerseys and boo Jimmy Johnson just so you can lose in the worst way possible. DIAF. Signed, The Philly Fans
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets: 90-55. Pirates: 60-87. Three game series. One win needed to clinch division. How hard could it be?
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(22)
 
(GIZMODO)
 
 
 
How does Bill Parcells overclock a Dallas Cowboy? With a 12-player water-cooling kit, of course
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The Jerricho Cotchery TD
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(27)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Oakland A's have banned beer from their home and visiting teams clubhouses. Naturally, Ozzie Guillen likes this about as much as he likes Jay Mariotti
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Broncos have only scored one touchdown this year. On the bright side, they have allowed zero
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens out 2-4 weeks with broken finger. Now, if he could only sprain his jaw, the Cowboys would be all set
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(18)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand All Black decides rubgy isn't homoerotic enough, poses for nude painting
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
5 Duquesne college basketball players shot on campus
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(26)
 

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