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Sun September 17, 2006
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miami Hurricanes out of the top 25 in the AP poll for the first time since 1999; Ohio State still overrated at #1. Duke sucks
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten Most Beautiful Female Tennis Players of All Time
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
AL MVP Frank Thomas puts big hurt on ChiSox, again, as A's sweep champs. Ozzie Guillen needs a drink
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Don't take away Reggie Bush's Heisman. Even if he did break the rules, he was still the best player in college football
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(26)
 
(Daily Citizen)
 
 
 
Lauren Jones shot a 51 in a gold tourney. Not only is she hot, she can play golf
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(18)
 
(LG2 best team in the NFL)
 
 
 
Week 2 NFL discussion thread
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(876)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buffalo Sabers show off new horned hamster logo
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(56)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Yankees take a liking to fast track with NASCAR
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(4)
 


Sat September 16, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ichiro steals record 33rd consecutive base. Oh, that, and he got his record sixth consecutive 200 hit season
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Figgins hits for the cycle. It could not happen to a nicer guy. Even though they lost
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alfonso Soriano becomes only the fourth major leaguer to make the 40-40 club. Break out the Colt 45
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
English midfielder Owen Hargreaves snaps his leg during match. Croatians circle October 11th on their calendars
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(10)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
NBA star Stephon Marbury unveils his own line of shoes. This is news because they only cost $15 a pair and he will wear them in every game he plays this season. Suck it, Air Jordan
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(32)
 
(foxsports.com)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush may lose his Heisman trophy for accepting nearly $100K in cash and gifts when he was at USC
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(33)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Court rules that calling a baseball player "fatass" is protected by the First Amendment
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
#1 Buckeyes put up 37, cap it with a 52 yard field goal. Suck it Michigan
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official Saturday afternoon college football discussion thread
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(566)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Steve Foley's first words after being shot by an undercover cop three times: "You're trying to end my career, man"
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pompey, with no less than 2 former Arsenal players and a former Arsenal great as assistant coach, take top place in the Premiership giving Arsenal fans something to be happy about
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(9)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Since they can't use Rock & Roll Part II after touchdowns anymore, Broncos go with Big Bad Voodoo Daddy song complete with instructions on jumbotron of what to say spontaneously, and when
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(19)
 
(AM 1220)
 
 
 
From the Those who can do, those who can't teach file. Michelle Wie to teach men's golf
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(14)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer fans spend £100,000 in a lifetime paying for tickets and travel to watch full-grown men drop to the ground and hold their knees when a stiff breeze hits them
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(9)
 
(CNNSI)
 
 
 
Today's college football discussion. Watch as Notre Dame beats Michigan and vaults them as the winningest program percentage wise in college football history
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(140)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ozzie Guillen angered by A's policy banning alcohol in both clubhouses. Submitter wonders how Guillen can drink with his foot permanently lodged in his mouth
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Smart: Papelbon wants to rest his sore shoulder early at the end of his first full season. Dumb: He wants to pitch more next year. As in, start. This can only end badly
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(44)
 
(www.dnj.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to tear down the goal posts, at least wait until AFTER the game
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(6)
 
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Bob Costas to host new radio sports show as soon as Clear Channel can find him a booster seat for the studio
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proving that there is indeed crying in baseball, Pedro Martinez weeps in the dugout after his crappy outing fails to clinch the NL East for the Mets
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(26)
 


Fri September 15, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bouncer drops assulat charge on (crappy) USC quarterback just in time for Saturday. Who DIDN'T see this coming?
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The love affair is over. Sports Guy picks Pennington over Brady. Must be the Mangina
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
US Soccer may tap Sven-Goran Eriksson as its next coach, apparently in the hope that he can lead the team to World Cup mediocrity. Which in the case of US Soccer would be a step up
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(28)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Carl Pavano apparently didn't report his car accident to the Yankees right away because model Gia Allemand was in his passenger seat
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that he's insane, Peter King says to play Chris Simms this week on your fantasy team
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duke looks to recruit high school basketball standout, Kyle Singler. Singler hasn't committed to anybody yet, but feels he may get sucked into it
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(15)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
English footballers do not fear bungs probe
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boise State's "Smurf Turf" turns 20. Gargamel not impressed
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There may have been an accomplice in the punter stabbing case. Jeff Gillooly wants to know why everyone's looking at him all of a sudden
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(50)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Manny just being Manny continues to sit on his fanny
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Byron Leftwich says "I'm not a slow quarterback, I'm just the slowest black one"
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(25)
 
(Who Dey)
 
 
 
In today's Bengals news, free safety Madieu Williams would like you to come up with a name for his "big-play celebration dance." Voting enabled
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(27)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Peter Forsberg named captain of Flyers, intercom system installed between trainer's room and ice
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steelers hope to replace Bus with Davenport; chesterfield and ottoman signed to practice squad
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(18)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Detroit fan sues Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson for inciting the "malice in the palace" two years later. Fan is also suing the Indiana Pacers organization for "being negligent in signing him and allowing him to play"
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush didn't buy his Lexus with the money he earned mopping floors while as USC
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Instead of exploiting the Supreme Court's new "eminent domain" decision, the Arlington, Texas city council has paid an elderly lady $2.75 million for her home, so they can build a football stadium
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(210)
 
(SI)
 
 
 
Peter King picks Baltimore to beat the Raiders this Sunday 51-3: "The Raiders might be the worst team in the history of the world."
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush may have recieved $100,000 in benefits from sports agents while playing for USC
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(19)
 


Thu September 14, 2006
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Flyers Keith Primeau forced into early retirement due to lingering effects from a concussion
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jet lag, fatigue blamed for champion race driver's death. Large tree and fast Porche exonerated
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(66)
 
(Get off her turf!)
 
 
 
Cowboys in deal with 72-year old woman for $2.75 MM. Watch your back, T.O
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(5)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The real reason the Braves' streak came to an end this year
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(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
U2 and Green Day to perform at Superdome reopening, before game between New Orleans Saints and Atlanta Georgia Falcons
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Class act Yankee announcer Jim Kaat retires tonight. Shame as that means that talentless ego freakshow Michael Kay will run amok
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(31)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Mindful of who they are playing this weekend, University of Tennessee would like to remind people from a certain state to leave their firearms at home
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chargers linebacker Steve Foley had a 0.233 BAC when he was shot. Hell, Henry Earl blows that when he's sober
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(7)
 
(Some Atreides)
 
 
 
NFL player or Dune character? Test your sci-fi/sports knowledge here
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(35)
 
(Lone Star Ball)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers blogger wins auction for Melissa Lima's dress, gets autograph, inscription from Mrs. Lima. Question now is, what should he have her write?
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As if Chad Johnson needs a reason to open his mouth, Winslow Jr. calls him out
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(34)
 
(Blogcritics Sports)
 
 
 
If the upcoming college football weekend was like a Brian De Palma discography...
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(8)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The always delutional Jay Mariotti forgets to take his meds and blames blown perfect game on announcer
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LenDale White hopes to make his NFL debut this Sunday. Among his friends in attendance will be Snoop and Warren G
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(11)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
In a blockbuster deal one, 2-14 team trades their back-up running back to another 2-14 for their back-up running back. Duke sucks
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(13)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Broncos reportedly set to add Quincy Morgan, thank Lelie for pulling a TO
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(19)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
USC quarterback arrested. Mediocre hopes of a good season fall into a giant steaming pile of poop
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
(2006 American League MVP) Derek Jeter's hitting streak hits 22 games
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
732*, or -23*
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(51)
 
(TSN.ca)
 
 
 
Flyers GM Bobby Clarke announces to media and fans that he doesn't really give a sh*t what you think
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(34)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
And the award for most delusional sports writer goes to... the guy who predicts Rutgers in the Fiesta Bowl
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(26)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The five factors that will determine whether the Detroit Tigers are totally collapsing or just playing like the Detroit Tigers. Wait
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(9)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British soccer team's new uniforms banned by the league because they carry the slogan "The Referee's a Wanker" (pic)
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What do Jose Lima, Mr. Met and Santa Claus have in common? They're all on ESPN's Hometown Bums ballot
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL says hit on Trent Green was legal, Bengals fans can rest assured knowing that an injury causing hit on a QB was ruled legal by the NFL -- again
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(39)
 


Wed September 13, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clemson freshman football player takes custody of 11-year-old brother to protect him from druggy mom and dead-beat dad. Duke sucks
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(86)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Redskins will never win a title. Also, Dan Snyder may be gay and Sportsline columnist had a long night waiting by a phone that never rang
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(33)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Does jet setting cause America hating? Let's ask Tiger Woods
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(9)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
The Ol' Ball Coach suspends South Carolina quarterback Black Mitchell indefinitely for an alleged assault charge
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reds seek volunteers for simulated terrorist attack at Great American Ball Park. How is this any different than the last five seasons?
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
U.S. drops six places to 29th in World Advanced Injury Faking rankings
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(78)
 
(Sports Business News)
 
 
 
It sucks to be a fan of the Florida Marlins - the owner (Jeffrey Loria) is following his pattern for what it takes to kill a Major League Baseball franchise (and this guy likely cheers for Duke)
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(23)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
The Fantasy Guru on whom you should trade before Week 2
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(12)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you are on a college sports team and you drink out of red party cups, you'll probably be accused of hazing
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(13)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
The worst MLB end-of-season collapses of all time
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(82)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Would someone in Houston scoop up what remains of Brad Lidge and escort it off the pitching mound, please?
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(15)
 
(News Sentinel)
 
 
 
It's gotten so bad for Maurice Clarett that it is news when he's NOT arrested
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Liriano out again after two-and-two-thirds innings pitching. It was as if a million Twins fans cried out in horror
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(29)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Soccer team's ballboy puts ball into net, refs count it as a goal (with video goodness)
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(18)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Indiana's football coach to undergo second brain surgery. In other news, Indiana's football coach has at least two brains
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(5)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan state representative introduces"Sports Fan Bill Of Rights" that would allow Lions fans to start drinking at dawn on game days and hang banners in the stadium calling for the death and/or dismemberment of team executives
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(40)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Todd Bertuzzi complains about the way he left the Canucks, with the ability to continue his career, not suffer post-concussion syndrome, not get dizzy and skate, etc.
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(60)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Second-string college punter stabs starter in kicking leg, will soon change position to PMITA wide receiver
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(44)
 
(KETV)
 
 
 
Nebraska fans buy USC season tickets just to watch the Huskers play in L.A.
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(23)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
OMFG, NCAA lookng 2 regul8 txt msgs
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tigers hitters should emulate the Yankees
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(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cornhusker cornerback guarantees victory over USC. NCAA requests immediate drug testing of Nebraska defense
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Atlanta-area Farkers still deadlocked in voting whether to mourn the end of The Streak or insist their one World Series win means they kicked everyone's ass anyway
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(36)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Flyers captain Keith Primeau expected to announce his retirement this week. Wait five years and the Toronto Maple Leafs will be signing him to a 15-year contract and asking the city for Stanley Cup parade routes in October
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(11)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio State's starting middle linebacker is the son of Road Warrior Animal. WHAT A RUSH. Also, submitter wants you to know he feels old just reading that
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(29)
 
(ThirdandThree.com)
 
 
 
Colts #1 in the Power Rankings. In other news, the Raiders begin their quest to draft Brady Quinn. It worked out well last year for the Texans, who drafted... Wait, who did they draft again?
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(33)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chad Johnson is riding high: not only does he have Carson Palmer back, now he will be the host of the world's largest chicken dance in Cincinnati this weekend
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hideki Matsui apparently surprised Yankees fans like him
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yankees clobber DRays 12 - 4; Rays still score more then Bucs did on Sunday
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Islanders sign DiPietro to 15-year $67.5 million dollar deal. Worst ever? The Celtics, $13.5 million, Vin Baker and his AA sponsor cry foul (voting enabled for your choice)
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(10)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs manage to commit 6 errors in game against the Los Angeles Dodgers and still win
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(6)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Even the reporter who wrote the article is saying that David Ortiz is catching unfair heat
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(20)
 
(Not Dave)
 
 
 
In an attempt to channel Jake and Elwood, Danica Patrick burns rubber in new black car along Wacker Drive
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The best (and worst) stadiums in baseball
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(43)
 
(national champs.net)
 
 
 
Your one stop spot for football helmet history: The Helmet Project
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bobby Abreu becomes the first Yankee in 55 years to hit 6 rbi's in one inning. Duke sucks
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(118)
 


Tue September 12, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals' pitcher and catcher engage in fisticuffs during game against the Indians (w video)
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(16)
 
(Maury Brown)
 
 
 
Harold Reynolds gives first interview since he was fired from ESPN, says he's still groping for answers
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(61)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated's long descent into irrelevance continues with Dr. Z talking football with swimsuit models
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best team in the American League just added one 100-RBI hitter to the lineup tonight, and adds one 100-RBI hitter to the lineup this weekend
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(50)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Quebec basketball team to be called 'Kebekwa', instead of 'Jumping Frogs' as originally planned ruining thousands of future Fark headlines
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(4)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston University bans all racist and sexist chants from football games. "That's terrible and an infringement on our freedom of speech," whines one sophmore. "Sports won't be fun anymore." Duke still sucks
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(116)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Shinjo falls down while trying to check his swing, still gets a single
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(11)
 
(Sports Business News)
 
 
 
After 51-years the first radio station to ever broadcast a MLB game on the radio, Pittsburgh's KDKA is kicked to the curb by the Pirates and their new broadcast partner - Cheap Channel
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(19)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns fan gets his wheelchair stolen from him in the Dawg Pound. Perhaps the team needed to support their season
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(6)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New ultrasound technique being used to find new sources of gas, apparently is a vast improvement over the "whoever smelt it, dealt it" method
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(4)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
ESPN's Tom Jackson asks Michael Irvin the quesiton we've all been pondering
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Though she's yet to win a race, Motorola signs Danica Patrick to a three-year sponsorship deal
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(15)
 
(NCAAHazing)
 
 
 
Women's lacrosse season cancelled after team posts pictures of their stripper party online. (With pics)
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Somebody should tell the Oakland Raiders that Jerry Porter has T.O. disease
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(12)
 
(Mighty MJD)
 
Video
 
Andy Reid smiles and apparently says "watch this" on the sideline before Donovan McNabb fakes the jock off of Texan cornerbacks and throws a TD
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(20)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Over 47 percent of households owning televisions in the Indianapolis metro tuned into the "Manning Bowl." Game finished with a national 14.3 Nielsen rating, the highest in over five years of MNF. Cut that meat
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR suspends driver for refusing to submit to a random drug test. However, no one cares because it is a Busch Series driver
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(13)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
The Fantasy Football Guru breaks down Week 1 action around the NFL
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(8)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Two U.S. cyclists admit doping; use time-worn peer-pressure excuse: "We wanted to be cool like the other kids." Obvious tag seen with hairy back, shriveled testicles
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(7)
 
(sportsnet.ca)
 
 
 
NY Islanders give Rick DiPietro 15-year, $67.5-million contract. Common sense surrenders
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(37)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nascar launches Canadian series... only with Zambonis... not really, but that'd be cool
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(7)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Landis attorney wants doping charges dismissed, money
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(5)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes in her "I fell down the stairs" sunglasses, and an "unidentified youth" (uh, that's Tom's son) attend MNF
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(55)
 
(ThirdandThree.com)
 
 
 
News Flash: NFL games look more like soccer games in Week 1. Kickers rejoice
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(11)
 
(WHDH-TV)
 
 
 
When upset about the mounting Red Sox losses, do you: A) Shout obscenities at the team? B) Shake a seat loose and throw it at a fan? C) Punch anyone in the face that comes your way? Or D) All of the above? (with pic)
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Raiders get shut out for the first time since 1981. Fans still weeping bitterly into their Darth Vader helmets
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(28)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Former English coach gets one thing in his life right when he confesses that country's soccer fans think he is an "incompetent s***"
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Frank Thomas hits a homerun in sixth straight game, desperately trying to earn his $500K salary
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ranking the difficulty of schedules for the remaining playoff contenders. Good thing the Mets have it easy the next three weeks with their magic number of four
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(31)
 


Mon September 11, 2006
(Real Clear Politics)
 
 
 
Redskin fans start website to keep Heath Schuler out of Congress: "We're Redskins fans and we love the city of Washington. Both are better off since Heath left town and we don't want him back"
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you hadn't heard, there's this baseball team called the Yankees, and they have a guy named Randy Johnson. He's a pitcher. A left-handed pitcher
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today can't get the NFL to add up. Lies, damned lies and predictions
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(16)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Detroit to hold a celebration rally for WNBA champions. Can you really call it a "rally" when all 10 WNBA fans and the homeless are the only people to show up?
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(8)
 
(Some Koren Fan)
 
 
 
Troubled WR Koren Robinson signs with Green Bay Packers after learning speed limit is 65 MPH
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's unintentionally funny headline: "Premier League: Come clean over bungs"
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(2)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Northern League baseball championship turns ugly. Crash Davis heard saying, "I believe in long, violent, awesome 30-man barfights that last three hours"
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(9)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
J.J. Redick pleads guilty to DWI, gets 24 hours community service, hopefully giving sponge baths to the elderly. Duke sucks
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(5)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
David Ortiz thinks he is still deserves the AL MVP. ESPN columnists ready to point out how clutch these comments were
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots ship Deion Branch to the Seahawks for a pound of Starbuck's house blend
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's hamster racing season, wonder if they can make right turns
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(6)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NFL > "ABC 9/11 ...b,b,C" > CBS 9/11 x3
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(22)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Three-hundred-pound lineman turns down job in the NFL after he found out he'd have to play for the Jets. Duke sucks
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas coach Mack Brown blames the NCAA's new clock rules in loss to Ohio State
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steelers sign Najeh Davenport... hope to plug up their crappy backfield and drop a load on the competition
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(22)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Just in time to go up against National Powerhouse Rice University, the two University of Texas players suspended for possesion charges are reinstated. Duke sucks
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(3)
 
(BuckeyeXtra)
 
 
 
Your beloved Buckeyes just trounced Texas. Do you: (a) Gather to sing Carmen, Ohio? (b) Hold a celebration parade or (c) Set 49 fires destroying two cars and run over the VP for Student Affairs?
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(200)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As if you needed more proof God hates Cleveland: Browns WR Joe Jurevicius out four to six weeks with broken ribs
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chad Pennington and the Jets, previously discounted and thought dead, wins player of the week and posts league's best record
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Your team just lost the football game...do you 1)congratulate the other team on their win, 2)quietly leave the field, or 3)throw a tantrum and refuse to leave the field?
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(13)
 
(PokerNews.com)
 
 
 
WSoP marred with controversy as $2 million in poker chips were mysteriously added to the chip count. Wil unavailable for comment
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(16)
 
(earthlink.net)
 
 
 
What team gave Brett "Old Man" Farve the first shut out of his career? Daaa Bears
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Notre Dame takes over No. 2 spot as Texas falls to No. 8 in the latest AP poll. Duke sucks
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(35)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Harlem resident isn't exactly sure who's dumping size 17 sneakers, Laker ID cards and other trash in his front yard, but they're looking suspiciously at new neighbor Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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(29)
 
(Jesse Orosco's Glove)
 
 
 
New York Mets' TV network launches website that encourages elective decapitation
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(10)
 
(TriCities.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of rednecks call in sick after learning they get a free hamburger and a lap around a racetrack in exchange for a blood donation. Difficulty: Blood donation must be given before the lap
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Think Bill Belichick watched the Colts' complete lack of a running game now that Edgerrin James is gone, cackled in delight and immediately began drawing up a defense that will destroy Peyton Manning once again?"
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sound the alarm, Johan Santana wins his 18th as the Twins pull within 2 games of the Tigers
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(19)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Florida sportswiter has already written off Tampa Bay's season
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(9)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Orioles' rookie allows seven runs in loss to Yankees, still lowers ERA to 36.82
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trent Green takes a header after a cheap shot by Bengals DE Robert Geathers. Ref says, "No penalty was called, we shipped all our penalty flags to Oakland for tomorrow's game"
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(72)
 
(Some newly arod diaf fan.)
 
 
 
No. 1 draft pick ARod further endears himself to 2006 fantasy baseball-league owners by sitting out the last two games in this, the first week of FBL playoffs. As if hating him wasn't easy enough before he brought on your elimination
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(22)
 

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