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Sun September 10, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peyton: 1 Eli: 0
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sharapova answers questions about making gestures involving a banana. That title gets a lot less hot when you realize they're talking about her father
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Ten Women Tennis Players
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(7)
 
(Some Irritated Guy)
 
 
 
That stupid noise that Fox is playing after the ball gets hiked is driving me nuts
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Federer wins third US Open and ninth Grand Slam title
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Far-vuh shut-out for the first time in his career
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova wins second major title, with great screaming tennis lady pic
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marina Navratilova wins Mixed Doubles title at U.S. Open. Suck it, Andre
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The worst damn fans in the land: Ohio State fans react to their team's excellent victory of #2 Texas by destroying cars, buring things, and running each other over
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL Week 1 discussion thread. LGN
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(368)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Schumacher reaches the chequered flag
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local TV coverage maps for the season's NFL action- for those of us who can't take out a second mortgage for NFL Sunday Ticket
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(28)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Texas messed with
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
NFL head coaches work so hard, the only time they're asleep is when they should be throwing challenge flags before the extra point is kicked
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A Steve Spurrier coached team is shut out for only the second time
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Randy Moss rips on team; in other news, sun rises in East, Duke continues to suck
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(16)
 


Sat September 09, 2006
(Sports Business News)
 
 
 
The NFL makes $6 billion a year and doesn't yet know about the Internet
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(18)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Bill Kravitz takes an amusing look at the NFL injury lists and their accuracy around the league. Submitter. Questionable for submitting. Carpal tunnel
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Detroit Shock win 2006 WNBA Championship. Yeah, it's still around
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chevy Rock & Roll 400 Discussion. The race to the chase comes down to this
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which NFL team has the best cheerleaders?
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(72)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
OK, they weren't smokin' weed. But 2 Texas Longhorn players still can't play against Ohio State
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Louisville does what the Romans did, obliterates Temple 62-0. Duke sucks
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas vs OSU tailgaiting thread. Duke Sucks
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elite gymnastics coach accused of sexual assault. Needless to say, he'll be stripped of his medals
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One of the fastest growing sports in the US is cricket. It's a bit slow and complicated, says one student
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(16)
 
(Bodog)
 
 
 
Kent State takes on Army today, looking for some payback
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(40)
 
(wikipedia.org)
 
 
 
Steve Chilcott the only MLB #1 draft pick (1966) to retire before reaching the major leagues.The #2 pick was some hack named Reggie
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(19)
 
(Staten Island Advance)
 
 
 
FDNY says that 6 people die during an average weekend at a NASCAR race. Dale Earnhardt, Kenny Irwin, Neil Bonnett, Fireball Roberts unavailable for comment
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(17)
 
(Charles Woodson's agent)
 
 
 
Today's college football discussion thread. LGT what the "M" in Michigan stands for
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(109)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sure the Yankees were beaten by Baltimore tonight, but at least they didn't come back from five runs down in the eighth only to choke in the ninth
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(89)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Maurice Clarett found competent to stand trial. In other news, Maurice Clarett found competent at something
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(2)
 


Fri September 08, 2006
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cleveland ranks No. 1 in NFL fan loyalty, Alzheimer's
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Erik Russell assumes room temperature. Georgia mourns, rest of the country says, "Who?"
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(12)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Ex-NBA player Henry Charles James arrested for dealing cocaine to undercover police agents two separate times. Irresponsible idiot also brought his six very young children to the last deal
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sports Guy now outsourcing his NFL picks to Sports Gal
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's time to play the always entertaining Yankees vs. Marlins Payroll Game. The entire Marlins pitching rotation makes $.2 million more than Kyle Farnsworth
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(25)
 
(Baseball Prospectus)
 
 
 
So how often does the best team in baseball actually win the World Series? The answer may surprise you
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what may possibly be the dumbest PR move ever, Bush to hold press conference during Monday Night Football
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(85)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Donovan McNabb, Reggie Bush, and T.O. are all obese
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(11)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ashley Cole wants everyone to know his move to Chelsea wasn't about the £90k-per-week salary
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(6)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Today's front-page Seattle Times headline: "OK, Seahawks fans, it's time to move on." Fans immediately blame misprint
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(42)
 
(BlogCritics)
 
 
 
NFL picks: Week One
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(34)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
"The Longhorn offense has more weapons than Maurice Clarett on opening day of witness season"
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(25)
 
(WGN)
 
Video
 
Indy car hottie Danica Patrick joins illustrious company like Ozzy, Ditka and Jeff Gordon in slaughtering "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
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(38)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"Top 10 NFL rookies to watch" has an undrafted free agent at No. 2
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(12)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
How all 30 NBA teams got their names
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(20)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The last time a TE ran for as many yards for a TD* as Heath Miller did, Joe Namath was still on his first set of knees
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(33)
 
(Newsradio88)
 
 
 
NY Jets, aka Gang Green, seeking certification from the U.S. Green Building Council for environmental goodness in their new headquarters. Still no cure for Chad Pennington's shoulder
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(3)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Lacking usual cut blocks, Super Bowl MVP alleges collar tackle, racism at Emmy party
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(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fourteen seconds: That's how long it took Jose Reyes of the Mets to get around the bases on his inside-the-park homerun Thursday night
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Dolphins, a preseason favorite to win the Super Bowl, lose their first game... to Charlie Batch
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For Christ sake, can we just play some football
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(41)
 


Thu September 07, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Holyfield's quest to follow in Muhammed Ali's footsteps continues November 10th
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(9)
 
(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
Jon Jansen alleges that 15-20 percent of football players use performance enhancing drugs, but concedes that "being a football player, I'm not all that good with numbers"
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The richest and most over-hyped sports league in the world kicks into action...." Those wacky Brits sure love American Football
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(57)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
University of Kansas football charges infants full-price admission. Discounts for zygotes if you pass the pee-stick test
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maurice Clarett indicted on new charges. Who doesn't like watching this trainwreck?
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(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
With another season heading toward the disabled list, a timeline of every Ken Griffey Jr. season-ending injury as a Cincinnati Red. Relive the torn tendons, the popped hammies, the "seeping wound at the point of incision"
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Court rules the Brewers must lose one of their dozens of fans because she stalked Bob Uecker
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(8)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins fans are trying to make sure that Heath Shuler is still a loser
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(11)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Burglar steals Browns tickets, will serve his punishment Sunday at the game
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cricket: The latest American craze?
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Keyshawn Johnson secretly ecstatic about Steve Smith's injury
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(16)
 
(Sports Business News)
 
 
 
The National Football League -- a business getting it right
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Among the 10 burning questions for the NFL: Will the Seahawks' whining be enough? Can the Bengals make bail?
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. track star Marion Jones exonerated, surprising everyone, including Barry Bonds
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(13)
 
(Some Hockey Fan)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight days until hockey season begins. Are you happy with your team this year? LGT goofy bobble-head submitter in his team's jersey
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(146)
 
(Hardball Times)
 
 
 
Looking back and grading the Marlins offseason moves, it appears now that the Mets did okay, the Red Sox were fleeced, and the D'backs were mugged, beaten, spit upon, and left in a ditch at the side of the road
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dolphins @ Steelers: The 2006 NFL regular season kicks off tonight
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(118)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by all the Chelsea/Arsenal controversy, former ManU striker Ruud van Nistelrooy reminds us that he too felt mistreated. Poor guy
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(16)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Fox Sports says that it will provide Panther's fan with real truck after a practical joke that gave him a toy was considered a bit assholish (with crazy superfan pic)
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(103)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN: Duke sucks
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the Braves corpse couldn't get stomped on any more, they lose doubleheader to Mets, shutout in second game by pitcher with 7.29 ERA coming in. *stomp, stomp, stomp*
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NotNews: NFL Player suspended six weeks for violation of drug policy. Fark: He retired several weeks ago
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Florida Marlins' Anibel Sanchez pitches the first no-hitter in two years
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(34)
 


Wed September 06, 2006
(Badger Herald)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin sports fans who use their streams of justice to put out the hate at games will have their season tickets revoked. That is all
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(5)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions assistant coach found driving drunk and naked. Lions said to be in talks with said coach for the quarterback job, as it is the most successful drive a Lion has made in 10 years
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(82)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Germany 13-0 v. San Marino. Who says there's no scoring in football?
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(21)
 
(KXAN.com)
 
 
 
Turns out the only way to stop the national champion Texas Bonghorn football team is with a Taser
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(7)
 
(Poker Nut)
 
 
 
WSoP 2006 winner has half of winnings frozen. Has moved down to the Really Small Blinds table
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(12)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin introducing its inaugural Hall of Fame class today. Inductees include cheerleaders, Vikings and dinosaurs, all with leather
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Cup champion Azzurri fall 3-1 to France in rematch of the finals, and are in real danger of not qualifying for Euro 2008
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(9)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Half of high school football players will suffer a concussion this season, and one in three will have more than one in the same game. Doctors who scream boxing should be banned because of head injuries inexplicably silent
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fashion double faults at the U.S. Open. Can't blame these outfits on the line judge
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(3)
 
(CBS Sportsline)
 
 
 
Average NFL ticket price rises to over $62. A 40 of Schlitz plus a Hustler still $5.95
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(11)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
Colorado coach Dan Hawkins blames loss to Division I-AA Montana State on "47 mistakes, both big and small," including his invalid computer password and a dead tree
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pitcher, 31, finally gets a shot at the majors, only to have the game postponed due to rain; is promptly sent back to the minors
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Schumacher to reportedly announce his retirement after the Italian Grand Prix on Sunday
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peter Forsberg back on ice after ankle surgery just in time to pull hammy, strain abdominals, dislocate shoulder, break collarbone, etc. You used to this yet, Flyers fans?
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I, for one, will go on record saying that the postseason just won't seem the same without the Braves being in it for a week"
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Golfing expert M. Night Shyamalan accuses teen prodigy Michelle Wie of questionable character
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which Broncos tailback will ring the Rams bell has not been disclosed, like it matters
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
U.S. National Team and Kansas City Wizards defender Jimmy Conrad on his broken jaw, Andriy Shevchenko's body odor and getting yelled at by Brandi Chastain
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(4)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Fox sports tries to humiliate Panthers fan, apparently blue wig and cape not enough
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Billy Volek played himself out of the Titans starting job because he was lazy and arrogant
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sports Guy wipes Tom Brady's man juice off his face long enought to pick the Patriots to win the Superbowl this year
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(41)
 
(New York Inquirer)
 
 
 
Former manager of the Red Sox is now off in Israel, gettin the team in shape. World Baseball Classic, here they come
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(9)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
After breaking his hip, Clemens to play on Saturday. Assuming he doesn't drive by any farmer's markets
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The homerun chase no one's following
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thuram invites immigrant squatters to the match between France and Italy tonight, telling the French far right to suck it
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(1)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Yankees send flowers and best wishes to Boston pitcher Jon Lester
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(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ex-loud-mouth Cowboy Michael Irvin: "I want to see more of anybody -- and less T.O. Period"
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stupid: Nebraska group sets out to make Guinness World Record for longest baseball game. Stupider: They tried the same thing last year and failed
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Could Michael Bush be the next Willis McGahee? Submitter wants a Football tag
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After months of hard work and determination, the Chicago Cubs have finally made it: The worst record in the National League
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time in 34 years, there were seven shutouts in one night. Suck it, steroid-fueled homerun hitters
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(10)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Hysterical Miami fans screaming for Larry Coker's head after Hurricanes lose two games in a row
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson catches flak for his performance Saturday and shows us all why he will win the Heisman, if Oklahoma lets him...
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(9)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Predictions for the 2006 NFL season
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey Jr spins the injury wheel, this time it lands on dislocated toe
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(15)
 
(Some Oorang Indian Fan)
 
 
 
Chargers' Shawn Merriman was the youngest player in the NFL last year, Sean Lanetta was the oldest; and other odd NFL nuggets
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(11)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
NASCAR is leaving no demographic unaccounted for. Check out the Interstate Batteries pacifier for the tots and Tony Stewart fans
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bobby Abreu is batting .374 since joining the Yankees. Suck it, Theo
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(28)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hooker wins national rugby league player of the year award. No word yet on plans to switch to lacrosse
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(2)
 
(US Open)
 
 
 
If you have tickets to tomorrow's US Open daytime session, you are one lucky bastard
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicago's "Man of the Year" becomes San Jose's drunk hockey player of the week
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Penguins rejoice over finally signing Evgeni Malkin, finding cure for tipping
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"They said by the way, this rule passed. I said, 'What rule?' They said the clock is going to keep running and then they started talking about what we were going to order for lunch"
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(8)
 


Tue September 05, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spain wins basketball World Championships sans best player. USA's perennial "We could've won if we fielded our best team" excuse starting to ring a little hollow
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ton Ten South American Footballers
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All-haiku preview of the upcoming NFL season
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(41)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Associated Press finally figures out that Notre Dame is overated; will give us the first regular season game of No. 1 vs. No. 2 since 1996
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors clear David Ortiz to get back on the Titanic
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(12)
 
(St. Joseph College)
 
 
 
St. Joseph College in Indiana has a seven-foot-tall, 370-pound offensive lineman named Max Limp
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(13)
 
(He Hate Me)
 
 
 
XFL legend Tommy Maddox could be replaced in Pittsburgh by AARP legend Jeff George
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The five best and worst moves made at the MLB trade deadline this year. Looks like Ca$hman has done it again
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(25)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Barbaro's condition upgraded once again, from "glue" to "Spalding"
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(1)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Materazzi insulted Zidane's sister in head-butt incident
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(Chas. Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school running back gains 843 yards (similar to Duke's seasonal output) in two games
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(13)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cubs catcher Michael Barrett out for remainder of season with "interscrotal hematoma." Fark squirrel seen shopping for an athletic supporter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL player out for the season after being shot by police. Finally, a sports figure criminal being treated like the rest of America's Filth
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
43-year-old grandfather surpasses Warren Moon's passing yardage
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(14)
 
(The Dugout)
 
 
 
The Dugout checks in with how Manny Ramirez' rehab is going
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gallas refutes "own goal" claim, saying Chelsea's leaders lack class. Hero and Obvious tags wrestle while Followup wins the day
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Florida State, Miami combine to rush for three TOTAL yards in game. Even Duke ran for 51 yards
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(25)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Yankees tease Royals, letting them think they could have a win, before busting out a 10-run eighth. Royals, you can't have a win. Not yours
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(30)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Charlie Batch to open season with the Dolphins. Naturally, he'll surpass everything he ever did with the Lions in just one game
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York Mets: "Who's that rookie pitcher who had as many hits as our whole team?" Pitcher: "I'm Chuck James, biatch"
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(35)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Minnows FC Copenhagen stun Ajax at home to secure a place in the Champions League
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After trading him to Arsenal, Chelsea reveal that William Gallas 'threatened to score an own goal' if forced to play in the Chelsea home opener
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(17)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bill Parcells' head voted 'Most Likely to Explode' in 2006
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
College football and ESPN's Full circle discussion. If not watching, ESPN2 has 7 different screens on screen
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(88)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Devil Rays sting Mariners. Crikey
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(20)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Sure, he still calls it "golf," but it's pretty obvious that Tiger Woods is no longer playing the same game as the other members of the PGA
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(5)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Nextel Cup driver Rusty Wallace in car accident thanks to woman talking on her cell phone
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ramon Ortiz loses no-hitter in ninth against Cardinals after being jinxed by the power of Fark
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(7)
 
(We only need 3 downs)
 
 
 
Damon Allen will probably break Warren Moon's all time passing record by a pro QB in today's Labour Day game
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No longer able to throw curveballs, Bert Blyleven throws profanities during live telecast
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(12)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
North Carolina women's soccer player sets NCAA record for quickest goal, four seconds into game; Duke sucks
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(9)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No good deed goes unpunished, according to the Louisiana High School Athletic Association
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(5)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Iraqi Olympic soccer star kidnapped in Iraq
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(50)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Leaves changing color, pumpkins on the porch, Red Sox collapse. It must be fall in New England
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man eats 158 Chicken Wings in 12 minutes, for New World Record. No word on how many TUMS®
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Place your bets now, Tampa scores 7 in the first quarter of week 2 matchup against Atlanta
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The Yankees have a $200 million payroll, and we play for minimum wage," says $10 million man
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(60)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study shows NFL female fan base growing. It just doesn't get better than that: NFL football, beer and a woman who doesn't need an explanation after every play
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(28)
 

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