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Sun August 13, 2006
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians score 11 runs in first inning, including hitting a grand slam, for highest-scoring inning since 1954. But it was against the Royals, so it will go into the books with an asterisk
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some guy won some race that you didn't watch
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liverpool beats Chelsea 2-1 to take English FA Community Shield. Could this be a sign of things to come for the Premiership season?
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(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sharapova backs out of Rogers Cup citing fatigue because of recent match losses, banging Roddick
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(4)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cubs place Mark Prior on the disabled list. Is it August already?
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 10 contenders for the 2006 college football championship
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(32)
 
(Scripps-Howard News)
 
 
 
Comic Book Guy says that sports cards are practically worthless, unlike his mint-in-package Amigoman figure
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oleg Maskaev knocks Hasim Rahman on his ass again to take WBC belt, Rahman's lunch money
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL rule changes for 2006
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Need more proof that the Patriots are be felated by ESPN? Click the logos in the Pitt-Ariz recap
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Titans' mascot runs down Saint's quarterback Adrian McPherson's with golf cart during pre-season game. Maybe their defence isn't as bad as people say
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(11)
 


Sat August 12, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
The first Little League scandal of 2006 belongs to Vermont and New Hampshire
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(20)
 
(CBS Sportsline)
 
 
 
Wiffle ball should be on television
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(7)
 
(northjersey.com)
 
 
 
In an attempt to lure the Bengals into signing him, Giants DE Keith Hamilton whoops his son with a surge protector
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Evgeni Malkin defects while in Finland. Will come return to Russia once he realizes he'll be playing for Pitsburgh and making less than $1 million a year
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(20)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Sadaharu Oh has stomach removal to fight cancer, coaching days may be over
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(41)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Maurice Clarett thinks he doesn't need no stinking mental evaluation
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(13)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ohio State tackle admits to drinking thirty to forty beers a day; at least he knows he had a future with the Bengals
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(12)
 
(Some Punster)
 
 
 
English soccer star's ball carrier sent off for pitching fit, striking heckler who was out of bounds
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(3)
 
(Mlb.com)
 
 
 
Mike Lowell shows Derek Jeter how you catch a ball in foul territory
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(46)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Taking a page from the White House playbook, Minnesota Vikings forbid photos or video being taken of injured players
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(6)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Company offers DVDs to brainwash babies to cheer for your favorite college. Duke edition includes pacifier for sucking
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(13)
 


Fri August 11, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In what has to be the most shocking judicial decision ever, Maurice Clarrett ordered to undergo mental health evaluation. Damned activist judges
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
ABC Sports officially goes the way of the dodo. Cue Vinko Bogataj one last time
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire is killing his Hall of Fame chances, and you're killing your father, Larry
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marlins 2003 first round draft pick OD's on heroin...again
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Great Moments In Youth Sports: Teaching the kids that its OK to intentionally walk the good hitter so that you can strikeout the kid with cancer and win the championship
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(99)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Eddie Johnson, former NBA star, is pissed that people keep confusing him with Eddie Johnson, former NBA star and accused child molester
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(11)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Reporter takes stopwatch to Royals game to see just how much action there is
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(23)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Sarasota residents question spending $54M on new Reds ballpark. City official's response: "When I see their comments, perhaps like in the paper, it's just that they're uneducated"
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Beckham dropped from England soccer team
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(32)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian javelin thrower is so good, sports organisers may drop the event as "too predicable"
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(8)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Roethlisberger will wear his helmet for the Steeler's first start
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rookie running back LenDale White starts brawl near end of Tennessee Titans' practice
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(17)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Not news: University of Kentucky football player injured. News: He was injured by a chicken. Fark.com: While eating it
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(9)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
MLB's biggest question right now is not who makes the playoffs, but rather will Daisuke Matsuzaka come to America to pitch next year and how exorbitant will his salary be?
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(26)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The KC Royals tie record for most extra-base hits in a game, off Curt Schilling; complete three-game sweep of Red Sox
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Attention, members of Red Sox Nation -- annual August meltdown now WAY ahead of schedule, swept by Kansas City. Hmm... 'cause I'm FREE, free faaaaaaaallin'
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(122)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A-Rod farks up another throw as the ChiSox beat the Bombers 5-4. Duke sucks
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man wins 3,100-mile race, having walked 75 miles a day for 41 days. And you thought baseball was tedious
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Browns lose their third starting center before the season even begins
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(15)
 


Thu August 10, 2006
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mets open 14-game lead atop NL East. This is in the Book Of Revelation, people. Look it up
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Reds Outfielder Ryan Freel having a friend named Farney. News: He talks to him during games. Fark.com: He is a voice in his head and a midget
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(18)
 
(WHAS11)
 
 
 
Racing veterans Al Unser Sr. and Bobby Unser were arrested at the same place for the same crime in separate incidents on the same day... on a road named after them
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(13)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Quebec City minor-league basketball owner decides to name his team the Jumping Frogs. Hilarité? Mais oui
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(19)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Isiah Thomas denies sexually harassing woman; also denies being an alien sent here to destroy the NBA one team at a time
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Elden Auker, the last surviving pitcher to face Babe Ruth, dies at age 95
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(17)
 
(Some Cardinal)
 
Video
 
This video of Neil Rackers hitting the uprights four times in a row is amazing. Especially considering he meant to do it
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(72)
 


Wed August 09, 2006
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Author covering Broncos training camp kicks 27-yard field goal on a bet, wins team 30 minutes less of boring meetings per day. M-V-P! M-V-P!
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After showcasing his dazzling benchwarming skills in the World Cup, Theo Walcott earns a U21 callup for England
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells is tired of reporters questioning Terrell Owens' strained mangina injury
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mets catcher Paul Lo Duca denies he has a gambling problem, offers 2:1 odds that Mets will win the division
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(9)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Married NY Mets catcher Paul Lo Duca is a scumbag, according to his 19-year-old girlfriend
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(47)
 
(Some Rich Guy)
 
 
 
Man offers $100,000 to Floyd Landis if he takes a polygraph test about not doping at the Tour de France
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(19)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Good spots for base-jumping do not include high voltage hydro towers located in high wind areas
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(4)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston Bruins' president Harry Sinden resigns. Both NHL fans said to be shocked by the news
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(33)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Carson Palmer's knee tendons came from a girl named Julie De Rossi who passed away in 2004. To date, her organ donations have helped about 50 people with spare parts
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How do you know when Washington Nats GM Jim Bowden is lying?
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(15)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Men's synchronized swim team barred from international aquatics meet because synchronized swimming is a women's sport
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(21)
 
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Police use a taser gun, then mace, to arrest Maurice Clarett after they find several loaded guns in his car. Did we mention that the taser didn't work because he was wearing a bulletproof vest?
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Floyd Landis comes up with new excuses on Jay Leno's show, including "something I ate." "Yes, I did it" still conspicuously absent from list
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(31)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Training camp is tough, with NFL players having to get by on the bare necessities, like reading books, doing crosswords, and... oh yeah, 50-inch plasma TVs
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(8)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Olympic shot-putter Chinatsu Mori, a woman who could throw stuff a hell of a lot farther than you can, dies from cancer at the way too young age of 26
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The top five college fight songs
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(522)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Andy Roddick and Maria Sharapova apparently enjoy gambling as much as tennis
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(7)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova takes up fencing, looking forward to losing all future tournaments but looking good while doing it
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(13)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he'd consider getting a Yankees tattoo. A-Rod asks that he get one of those tramp-stamps right above the buttocks
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell appointed NFL commish, will now take over duty of signing players balls
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(4)
 


Tue August 08, 2006
(Some Grumpy Golfer)
 
 
 
Michelle Wie fires caddy because, you know, he's the one who can't make a putt to save his life, can't handle pressure of professional golf, etc.
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Catholic University of America's girl lacrosse team has forfeited three games of the past season due to "regrettable activities" involving a male stripper
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(17)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Matt Leinart's agent refuses to let his client sign with the Arizona Cardinals because $9 million is not enough money for Leinart to eat, party with Paris Hilton
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Strange, but oddly erotic, slide show of Natalie Gulbis, next hot female golfer (SFW)
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(62)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Hall of Famer George Brett talks about the state of baseball
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bengals implement "jerk" hotline, allowing fans to anonymously tattle on those acting unruly in the stands
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Team USA basketball, after dominating China, barely squeaks by a Leandro Barbosa and Anderson Varejao Brazilian team, 90-86
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(15)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
New NFL commissioner about to be chosen; will have to figure out how to put 180 minutes of commercials into a three-hour game
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(13)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
USA routs China 119-73 in basketball. Duke sucks
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(11)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England are beating Pakistan blind in that other global sport that America doesn't care about
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Turns out there is something in the water, as fifth Cincinnati Bengal is arrested: An offensive guard, for drunken boating
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(20)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays equal Maple Leafs' best-ever season by winning two games in a row
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(7)
 
(The One Who Sees all Things)
 
 
 
This Man will be the next Mega Super Star of the W.W.E. (formerly known as the W.W.F)
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(34)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter jerseys fall behind David Wright in sales, A-Rod in bedroom
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(68)
 


Mon August 07, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Landis Speaks Out ... "I'm proud of what I did" [juicing up like a Hi-C juice box]
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Slow news day at ESPN. Florida Marlins hold a 90 minute team meeting. Where is Peter Gammons when we need him?
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(6)
 
(Some Cripple)
 
 
 
Robot suit helps quadriplegic ascend mountain; search for Sarah Connor
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Some Redneck)
 
 
 
NASCAR invades the hallowed ground of every Farker's favorite show. Dale Jr. to make appearance on "The Daily Show"
source: thatsracin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(About)
 
 
 
Progress reports on top 25 Major League Baseball prospects. Funky butt lovin'
source: baseball.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Andy Roddick withdraws from Toronto tennis event, and has nothing to do with him dating Maria Sharapova
source: sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
What's the best way to avoid heat stroke with high school football players? Move the practice time... to midnight
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(11)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The finer points of wrestling a bear: "Don't pull her hair, that makes her mad"
source: slam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cricket world in an uproar after TV commentator calls South African Muslim player a terrorist. Zidane-style headrebuttal expected soon
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
250 treated for heat-related illnesses at NASCAR race, mostly from sun causing an inflammation of the neck
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Landis finally gets around to claiming it's a conspiracy by the cycling groups to bust him
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(175)
 
(Fringe Sports Central)
 
 
 
The best rugby injury ever: Hooker has to remove extra tooth with saline solution
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mike Pressler hired as lacrosse coach at Bryant University. Guess who still sucks?
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets sign David Wright to a six-year $55 million extension, thus guaranteeing there will be at least one All-Star third baseman in New York going into the next decade
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(56)
 

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