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Sun August 06, 2006
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 11 Strange basketball trivia, facts, records, and events
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods is the youngest golfer ever to win 50 tournaments; still not as great an achievement as marrying that Swedish bikini model
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(11)
 
(Fringe Sports Central)
 
 
 
In a puzzling career move, some players actually choose playing in arena football over the NFL
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(11)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
DEVOUTLY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS: Oklahoma Woman Takes DMV Photo Wearing Religious Headwear - A Spaghetti Strainer. Wait- Did He Boil For Our Sins?
 
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Due to the possiblility of injury, party pooper suggests teams stop air-gunning shirts into stands. Also suggests you get off his damn lawn
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"World's fittest man" can do 7860 non-stop push-ups, 470 burpees in 15 minutes, and last 110 round against 10 different karate fighters
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Steelers tackle Barrett Brooks arrested. This is seen as a vain attempt by Pittsburgh to keep up with the Bengals
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(11)
 
(nascar.com)
 
 
 
Allstate 400 at the Brickyard discussion thread
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(102)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, there is no penalty for hitting a golf ball off a spectator at the Buick Open
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(8)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The coolest racing video you will see all day. And you thought a Ferrari Modena was fast
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Attention, members of Red Sox Nation - your team's annual August meltdown is proceeding as scheduled, Boston Red Sox now totally out of the playoffs. Behold the king, the king of kings...there is only one
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(139)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Disgruntled Nebraska quarterback goes into hiding because he doesn't like the practice workload, has his mother call in for him
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Four-time Iditarod champion Susan Butcher has died. Your dog wants a moment of silence
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(12)
 
(Chiacago Tribune)
 
 
 
MLS all stars 1, Chelsea 0. Suck it, EPL
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the second night in a row, the Detroit Tigers win game in their final at-bat. They lead MLB in come-from-behind victories. The only one to come from behind more is Lance Bass
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(14)
 
(Some Aggie)
 
 
 
Texas A&M fan broke Rhett Bomar scandal on a message board 7 months ago. And no one believed him
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(18)
 


Sat August 05, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire refusing to co-operate with MLB's steroid investigation. The obvious tag just had a heart attack
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(26)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
After spending the last 25 years diagramming how he would do it, John Madden finally gets on an airplane for his Pro Football Hall of Fame induction ceremony
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy compiling list of every college football game that will be televised this season. Weeks 1-3 already done
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(10)
 
(Some Speed Freak)
 
 
 
Longest Hot Wheels® track world record attempt on Sunday
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She's 82. She's had 14 kids and triple-bypass surgery. She's a gold medalist in skeet shooting. She's not like other grannies
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reporters learn that 1st Amendment allows you to speak and report freely, but not without potential repercussions
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Floyd Landis must be pissed
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(310)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Horned Frogs would rather tailgate than watch the game. Stadium officials perplexed that fans take fun over suck every time
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds' 715th* home run ball sells for more than five times the annual income of an average American family
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chase Utley's hitting streak ends at 35 games
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(21)
 


Fri August 04, 2006
(SportingNews.com)
 
 
 
Time for an actual story about Duke sucking. Duke's football stadium ranked last in ACC
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(18)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NCAA deems that two feathers on a logo at William and Mary are offensive
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(67)
 
(Some Lion)
 
 
 
Today's Canadian Football League news: Toronto Argonauts offense does not pass midfield all game. Duke sucks
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Cowher's "Won't Back Down" Colon gets noticed in training camp
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Detroit Pistons center Dale Davis said he'd beat up Miami Beach police officers if they took off their badges and got rid of their guns. He forgot to say anything about Tasers though, and jailarity ensues
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(11)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies starters lead the National League in ERA
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(12)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
NFL asks team to stop playing Gary Glitter song after touchdowns
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(40)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks producing mass barrels of whine at training camp as they are still crying to the referees
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
College football coaches' poll released. Apparently, coaches think Knue Rockne is still coaching, rank Notre Dame No. 3
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL truth and rumors: Curtis Martin era may be over -- Atlanta may sign Ricky Proehl, who's 300 years old
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(5)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL refs to wear new uniforms which have "a more modern, updated, distinctly NFL look." If the new "NFL look" is to look like a jockey at a race track, they've hit it on the head
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(95)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
United States basketball treats Puerto Rico like the bombing range that it is
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(26)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Microchips implanted and RFID device in hand, sports reporter still has tough time finding his balls
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Champion car driver Cristiano da Matta seriously injured when his car hit a deer during a test session
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(15)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently there is a shortage of female sports stars. Maybe it would help if they came up with some new "sports" we could watch women play ?
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(20)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Is poker a sport? Well, how about rock, paper, scissors?
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Attention, members of Red Sox Nation: Your team's regularly scheduled August chokejob has begun. New York Yankees take sole possession of first place in AL East. Behold the king, the king of kings... there is only one
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(238)
 


Thu August 03, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Greg Maddux has no-hit the Reds through six innings. This is an attempt to jinx him
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Weir leads at Buick with Singh, Woods. It was better when Weir and Lesh backed up Garcia at Alpine
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(15)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Mets sign speedy SS Jose Reyes to a four-year, $23.25 million contract, including a fifth-year option. Much like Reyes, this deal is an absolute steal
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(22)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The man who made throwing a spitball an art weighs in on steroids -- which is like asking Charles Oakley how the Cowboys should handle Terrell Owens
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
KC Chiefs acquire RB Michael Bennett from Saints, but insist it has nothing to do with Priest Holmes' status
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
College basketball's 97th through 104th best teams are about to get screwed out of a postseason. Time for a "Who Friggin Cares" tag
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minor-league team to host "Britney Spears Baby Safety Night" -- every time the opposing teams drops the ball, fans get free wings from Hooters
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(46)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Titans Brown eyeing Dolphins....now that's just wrong
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY Jets coach Eric Mangini denies reports that Chad Pennington has been named the starting QB, wants to see if his arm is still attached on opening day before deciding
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(4)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bad: Ricky Williams rushes for 230 yards in and only one TD in five CFL games. Worse: Breaks his arm in the fifth game. Insult to injury: Carves up toe by stubbing it on locker room door in Week Six
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(8)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins players are no longer allowed to share jockstraps
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eagles admit signing T.O. was a mistake
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Butt-head jockey gets one-day suspension for head-butting a horse
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(6)
 
(Some Gothamist)
 
 
 
Duaner Sanchez' injury is his own fault for riding in a taxi
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers have more wins than last year... with two months left to play
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Twenty-five hottest wives of athletes (SFW)
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(31)
 
(TSN.ca)
 
 
 
Cubs Pitcher Kerry Wood done for the season, again
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(30)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Pistons Dale Davis tasered and arrested in Miami for threatening to fight a police officer. Bonus points: His agent's name is Chubby Wells
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(6)
 
(si.com)
 
 
 
Chase Utley extends hit streak to 34 games
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Browns center says next year he'll come back better than ever; will wait until first game of season to break leg
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(4)
 
(KXII)
 
 
 
While Oklahoma quarterback worked five hours a week and got paid for 40, 51 immigrants were arrested there for working 40 hours a week and getting paid for five
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(136)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Now that all that hooplah over that "tar baby" reference the Big Dig have blown over, Mitt Romney can move on to the really important matters -- like naming basketball as the official team sport of Massachusetts
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long-lasting Wang continues to go deep. Torre was tempted to leave Wang in, but blames sweltering heat on having to pull his "Yankee Zipper"
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 10 biggest embarrassments in baseball history. A-Rod relieved he didn't get slapped on here
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(12)
 
(Some Baseball Fan)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves decide that "Faith Day" need not be Hate Day, bids adieu to Focus on the Family
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UEFA reluctantly allows AC Milan in to the Champions League tourney, but not before delivering a very strongly worded and I'm sure quite painful statement of discontent
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(4)
 


Wed August 02, 2006
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Second University of Tennessee football player arrested in a week. At this rate, the entire team will be second or third teamers by the first kickoff
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBA changes rule to ensure that two best teams in each conference won't meet until two months after the regular season ends
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
When you've played five seasons for a team and they give your uni number to a new player without even asking you, it might be a bad sign
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(8)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma University cans starting QB for reportedly being paid for a job he didn't actually do. In other news, Oklahoma football found some ethics on the side of the highway
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(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
CFL team ties their intern to the goalpost and pours sugar on his head. Somewhere, Bill Clinton laughs and smokes a cigar
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(9)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Elijah Dukes suspended indefinitely. Devil Rays minor-league trifecta complete
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cowboys sign Roy Williams to a four-year deal, or until Terrell Owens runs him off; whichever comes first
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oregon masseur denies applying testosterone cream to sprinter Justin Gatlin; says Gatlin didn't pay for his "happy ending," either
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Real Madrid footballers have gay hissyfit slapfight in practice (w/pic of hissyfit slapfight)
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(29)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Devil Rays call up B.J. Upton. Now he can bathe in whine
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(7)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins wideout David Patten hospitalized for viral meningitis, an inflammation of the lining of the brain. 487-year-old coach Joe Gibbs says it's not serious
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(11)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Chorizo is on the chopping block in Milwaukee
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Soggy balls lower offense at Coors Field. A-Rod seen doing the walk of shame the next morning
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Manchester United signs Napoleon Dynamite
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rex Sox auction off dugout toilet in which so many seasons were flushed down
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(6)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Now you can write your very own Bill Simmons column: Tell the world how much you love Tom Brady and why that girl from "Just One of The Guys" hasn't been in anymore movies
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Jets name Chad Pennington the starting QB. What could possibly go wrong?
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Devil Rays minor leaguer complains, "In the big leagues they shower in Evian. Here we use sewer water." Also is waiting for dad to get out of prison for murder
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(11)
 
(via Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant: "Tenacious scorer / Frequent ballhog and rapist / Number eight no more" and the rest of the Lakers roster in Haiku
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio State must pay former basketball coach $2.2 million for firing him after he illegally gave a recruit $6,000. Duke sucks
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(15)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Song about Zidane's head-butt now a No. 1 single in France
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots LB Tedy Bruschi has injured wrist; in typical Patriots injury list fashion, no way to tell if it's minor or his hand is falling off
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(12)
 
(Some Hockey Nut)
 
 
 
Milwaukee's AHL team visits Davey Jones' grave, finds old mascot, makes his remains new logo
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(13)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Barbaro's got legs / And he knows how to use them / The colt is all right / Yeah it's all right (pic)
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA releases the 2006-07 schedule for the two people who still care
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Angry Danica Patrick video from Michigan
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carlos Guillen of the Detroit Tigers hits for the cycle, which is a very rare event and therefore, totally deserving of greenlightage
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NCAA mulling ban on hosting championship events in South Carolina, because the state still flies the Confederate flag
source: cbs.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(369)
 


Tue August 01, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"My mysterious unborn twin made me test positive" and other dopers' dopey excuses
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Along with your crazy uncle that drinks a lot and touches himself; it wouldn't be Christmas without Shaq and Kobe
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(5)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Power Rangers" producer & NY Jets owner complain to Federal Investigators how they were tricked by unethical tax advisors. Whaaambulance collides with Brinks truck
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(41)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ronaldinho's girlfriend - who boasted of nights of sex and PlayStation during the World Cup - is not a real person. The Brazil star was only playing with his joystick
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All hail the class of Larry Coker. Bobby Bowden: It's not like they violated the president
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York Giants fans celebrate first injury of the season as Jeremy Shockey sustains concussion after collision. Catch 5-11 fever
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Brady escapes from Bill Simmons' basement to return to Patriot's training camp
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Yankees new first base platoon dubbed Wilson Phillips, which is still not the gayest thing at the corner infield position on the team
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida A&M marching band on double secret probation after a hazing incident where a freshman was paddled so hard it gave him kidney failure
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(125)
 
(Cooperstown)
 
 
 
17 from baseball's negro leagues inducted into Hall of Fame
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals optimistic that they can win their third playoff game since 1920 this season. In other news NY Jets optimistic thay won't need to call Joe Nammath out of retirement to play QB for them this season
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(19)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
On Saturday, John Madden will officially be inducted into the Football Hall of Fame as a coach. BOOM
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(23)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Baserunners at Yankee Stadium shouldn't feel alarmed if they get a whiff of chilled grapefruit, clean oakmoss and spice as they pass Jerek Jeter. However, they still need to be wary of A-Rod's reach arounds at third
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens traded to the Red Sox Yep, it almost happened, but owner Drayton McLane couldn't pull his big Texas trigger
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For those of you who lost track, here are all 12 MLB deals that occurred before last night's trade deadline
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Headline: Maddux trade caps busy day of deals. More Headlines: Inactivity at deadline is biggest news
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(3)
 
(Akron Beacon Journal)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns' Kellen Winslow, after recovering from his motorcycle accident, claims : "I hate to be brash, but I think my 90 percent is better than every tight end out there.''
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The new Wembley Stadium might not open until 2008 thanks to a spanner in the works or some other odd British idiom
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WFAN's Rabid Chris MAD-DOG Russo & Yankees GM Brian Cashman have a nasty on-air argument over Cory Lidle
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(24)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If Red Wings bring back Dominik Hasek, why not Terry Sawchuck too?
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(8)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Nothing increases int'l relations like your soccer team giving German team Nazi salutes and 'Sieg Heil'
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(5)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Ya got to wait until Saturday to see if Landis is a manly man or a cheater
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New UFEA rules constrict anyone who takes a dive
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL Truth & Rumors: Culpepper not sure thing; WR Finneran lost for season
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Browns' Kellen Winslow II is ready to get back on field, break leg on first play of season
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(11)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Colorado man, having never played fantasy sports, files suit in New Jersey against all major fantasy sports outlets, claiming they're illegal gambling
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The top 10 NBA free agent signings of all-time. Unlike the summer box office, one was actually killed by a pirate
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
His nickname isn't that intimidating, but a quick note to closers: Don't. Pitch. To Papi
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(50)
 
(Some TdF'er)
 
 
 
Landis tests indicate synthetic Testosterone; even a whole bottle of JD can't make that go away
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(20)
 


Mon July 31, 2006
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mets relief pitcher out for the season after a taxi strikes him out
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(14)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
C. Ronaldo returns to Man Utd. today. Rooney confides the only way he would like to bury the hatchet "is in Ronaldo's head."
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fantasy football could help you get a raise
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(44)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jeremy Shockey assures us that he plays hard and parties hards. Somewhere, LT does a line with a hooker and laughs
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now you can smell like Derek Jeter, attract underperforming thirdbasemen
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(17)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Recap of recent MLB deadline deals shows someone usually gets screwed
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(17)
 
(Fringe Sports Central)
 
 
 
Pete Sampras chickens out of the World Team Tennis championship match. Scottie Pippin claps politely
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(5)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Edmonton-area hockey arenas to sell naming rights, dump names of Mark Messier and Troy Murray from facility. Why do corporations hate America?
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(7)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Sportscaster mistakenly utters obscenity during TV taping, retapes segment. TV station mistakenly runs first tape. Umemploymentarity ensues
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phillies: Anyone want a 39-year-old reliever? It'll only cost a promising 23-year-old starter. Cincinnati: Sure...why not?
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(3)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Matt Leinart continues to be pleased with decision to stay at USC another year
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(10)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Fans cheer Ben Roethlisburgers every movement in training camp. Not because of the accident, but, rather that he wasn't arrested like a Bengal or injured like a Brown
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(7)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos training camp opens with same question as every year: which scrub will run opponents faces into the dirt for 1200+ yards?
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New UEFA regulation will give UFIA for players making racist comments or gestures
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(10)
 
(bizjournals)
 
 
 
Apparently not upset by Sonics' plans to move, Seattle's rich bastards snap up $1200/game courtside seats
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Argentinean Soccer 1 - Alanis Morissette 0
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Training camp notes: None of the Patriots' seven receivers from last year are on the roster, Saints have lots of guys named some variation of "Jamal"
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(10)
 
(CNN/SI)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins head coach Nick Saban turns down dinner with the President to remain at camp with his team
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Wings injured reserve lineup complete with signing of Hasek
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(23)
 
(CSTV)
 
 
 
CSTV hires Trev Alberts to annoy its fans into watching ESPN
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(4)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman's plan to sleep with and irritate everyone in countries around the world is working out well
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squarehead Rooney will stomp his first groin on English soil since the World Cup against Macclesfield this weekend
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(5)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Official MLB trade deadline discussion thread
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(267)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The Mets were going to win the NL East... Stomping on the Braves' carcass wasn't a necessary ingredient in making that happen, just a welcome one."
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The most lucrative contract in the NBA, today, was made in 1976
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(14)
 
(The Dugout)
 
 
 
The Dugout's take on Atlanta trading away Wilson Betemit
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(7)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's a rare sport that is as disgusting as its name, but here it is: bog snorkelling (pics)
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(66)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sox fan almost interferes with a foul ball and gets booed. Since this is Fark, that fan must be Ben Affleck
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alfonso Soriano, Miguel Tejada, and Barry Zito are among the players wondering if they'll be playing for a different team tomorrow
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas golfer scores two hole-in-ones -- on same course, on same hole, using same club, on consecutive days
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sports' most famous cheating controversies
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
No shock to Giants fans, but four seasons in the NFL haven't changed Jeremy Shockey's partying ways
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It wasn't the prospects that clinched the deal for the Yankees, it was their cash reserves... All of which is the result of having the best owner in professional sports - George Steinbrenner."
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Economics of Major League Baseball's Trade Deadline
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(11)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
John Madden will be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame on Aug. 5: In other news John Madden was the Raiders head coach for 9 years
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Honda gave you a F1 car what would you do? This guy chose to hang it from some wires
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(15)
 

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