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Sun July 30, 2006
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Fri July 28, 2006
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Barbaro upgraded from paste to fertilizer producer |
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The SI list of the top fifty richest athletes for the past year |
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Billy Cundiff donates his NFL record 7-FG plant to high school alma mater |
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These guys are on a mission to get Peter King to STFU about his coffee, bowel movements and his daughter |
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Not News: The Dodgers organization has a new steals leader. News: He's a minor league pitcher. FARK.COM: The victims were his (now ex-)teammates |
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Milwaukee shows fans their commitment to improve by trading Carlos Lee to the Rangers for...hey check out the new Chorizo |
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"We come not to bury the Yankees and Braves, but to praise them..." Aw, who are we kidding? We want them dead, buried, exorcised, beheaded, with a stake through their heart and mouths stuffed with garlic |
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"A-Rod is never A-Rod. A-Rod is the master of spin. A-Rod will say all the 'right things.' He comes across as a phony, and people hate that." |
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Eagles WR faces gun charges, expects to be traded to Cincinnati |
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Since she's gotten the drinking and drugs down pat, Drew Barrymore tries her hand at poker |
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Chris Berman storms the stage at a Huey Lewis concert in Chicago; then, they hang out to hook up with some leather in the VIP room at The Greatest Bar |
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Brewers trade Carlos Lee to Rangers for Kevin Mench and Laynce Nix, marking the second time this week a guy named Laynce has switched teams |
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Arizona Cardinals head coach Denny Green says that THIS is the year they plan to compete. Also says they only hit you because they love you so much, baby |
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Liverpool FC voice security concerns over Champions' League qualifier in Haifa, Israel. Israelis more worried about the return match in Liverpool |
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They just don't make athletes like they used to. Chicago Bears running back hurt during physical exam |
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Why does Arsenal have no English players? Arsene refuses to pay £10 million for Curtis Davies, that's why |
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Strewth Who knew the Aussies could get so worked up about a harmless little gesture by the Kiwi rugby team (with scary pic of All Black) |
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Maurice Clarett hires new lawyers and plans to join a team of hitmen. What? |
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Have a team full of criminals? It must be the media's fault for reporting on their crimes |
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Floyd Landis's Stage 17 enhancement? Jack Daniels |
Thu July 27, 2006
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Still thinking he is kicking off Cowboy's training camp, Michael Irvin gets arrested |
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Chorizo to join Milwaukee Brewers sausage race. He can't official join the team until next season, but will jump the fence this weekend anyway |
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Eagles coach uses 5 of 10 fingers to slap his forehead |
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Cleveland Clowns quit contract with local TV station. The reason: they won't quit reporting that the team sucks |
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Corey Pavin sets PGA record, shoots 26 on front nine at U.S. Bank Championship, misses Kim Jong-Il's world record by 17 strokes |
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Biggest holes on MLB contending teams. And by "holes" they mean "players who would help their team more by being taken out behind the shed." |
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Tennessee Titans agree to terms with Vince Young & LenDale White |
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Van Nistelrooy leeaavees Maan Uuniiteed foor Reeaal Maadriid |
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Floyd Landis says he's innocent, vows to find the real dopers |
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Special Olympian dies during workout, goes to big internet argument in the sky |
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The Raiders are a mess |
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NFL truth and rumors: Drew Brees looks good, but may have no one to hand off to |
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Sportswriter claims rumors of Alfonso Soriano's impending trade to the White Sox was a lie perpetrated by the "flag-burning liberal media". Seriously |
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Two more candidates emerge to be NFL commissioner. Michael Powell remains among those being considered. Expect all foul language and violence to be removed from the game |
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US National Team legend and punching bag for Mexicans and Italians Brian McBride retires from international soccer |
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Bonds trainer still won't testify against Barry, to protect the integrity that you have when you get sent to federal prison twice in the same year |
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The Cleveland Browns, excited to have signed Pro Bowl center LeCharles Bentley, watch him go down with a knee injury on the first day of training camp |
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Tour winner Floyd Landis tests positive for testosterone, a substance unknown to French officials |
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Charles Barkley, one of three remaining black Republicans, considers running for Governor of Alabama as a Democrat |
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The Dugout's take on the Harold Reynolds firing |
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New professional football league will require players to have a college degree |
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2006 Cincinnati Bengals on way to becoming the 1970s Oakland Raiders. Your draft pick wants bail money |
Wed July 26, 2006
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Three high schoolers attempting to bike 3000 miles to get Buck O'Neil into the Baseball Hall of Fame |
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ACC already planning to reschedule games due to hurricanes |
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Seattle Mariners designate the nutbag for assignment and trade for Ben Broussard. This will surely vault them to a 3rd place finish |
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Possible trade between the Braves and Yankees |
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Golf as exercise is about as useful as Paris Hilton as a human condom |
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Those baseball cards you've been holding onto for your retirement ain't worth squat. Here's why |
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"Alternative Gay Games" open in Montreal. First up, the pole vault, followed by the shot-put and soccer |
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Hall of Fame Miami Dolphins quarterback Dan Marino has put his long-time home on 4.3 acres of prime land up for sale and he says it is a "bargain" at $15.9 million. 20,000 Square Feet |
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Forget about B*nds. Forget about the Bankees. Are you ready for some football? |
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Angels staff still strong despite irritated Colon |
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"No comment," said Wizards star and Team USA teammate Gilbert Arenas when told James' age had been confirmed as 21. "LeBron's my older brother -- he's not a day younger than 30." |
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Dusty Baker pulls Mark Prior, while he's pitching a no-hitter |
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Team USA finalizes the roster that will lose to Myanmar in the basketball world championships |
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How to build a football powerhouse from Chelsea's veteran scout. Conspicuously missing from the list: make sure your team is owned by a Russian gazillionairre |
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Despite ongoing lacrosstitute scandal - or maybe because of it - Duke alumni donated a record $342 million to the university last year. That'll pay a lot of legal fees. Duke sucks |
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5th Bengal suspended before Pre-Season even begins. Over/Under set at 7 any takers? |
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Doctors say that Lance Armstrong may have beaten cancer because his nuts were colder. Er, well that should be singular, but still, it's a temperature thing apparently |
| (Some WSOP'er) |
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For the 10th time in Phil Hellmuth's life, skill triumphs over luck |
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Determined to fill the void left by the Trail Blazers cleaning up their act, the Bengals' Odell Thurman is suspended four games for violating the substance abuse policy |
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Maurice Clarrett don't need no stinkin' lawyers |
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10 batsmen out for a duck due to a very dodgy wicket |
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ACC implements "one-win" rule to prevent football teams from getting screwed on bowl selections |
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Howard Reynolds confirms he was fired for giving a PA a hug at Outback Steakhouse. No rules, just right |
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Are you a runner? Are you obsessive compulsive? Then, this is the race for you |
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Alex Rodriguez kisses teammate, to the delight of Texas Ranger fans |
Tue July 25, 2006
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Point-by-point critique of why the Yankees have, in John Sterling, the worst play-by-play man in the history of baseball. And this comes from a Yankee fan |
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Rumor has it Harold Reynolds was fired for his clutch hitting. Now A-Rod's wondering where he can get himself some of that |
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The Sports Guy's man-crush, Tom Brady, gets a modeling gig |
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Eddie "The Eagle" Belfour signs one year contract with the Florida Panther. Insert geriatric joke here |
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Fiorentina and Lazio promoted back to Serie A, Juventus remains in Serie B but has points penalty reduced in appeal of match-fixing verdict |
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Fan who threw purple dye onto 18th green at British Open to see purple helmets up close in PMITA prison |
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Chris Berman rips Bengals for drafting Levi Jones. Jones turns into star. Jones: "You're with me, $40 million." |
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Heads or Tails. That's what the Giants had at QB last year |
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Danica Patrick staying in IRL, but switching teams. Heh heh, alllll riiight |
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Oklahoma lineman's body appears to have undergone a dramatic transformation in the past year |
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The Royals have turned to the last living munchkin from "The Wizard of Oz" for pitching |
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Milwaukee Brewers add chorizo (Mexican sausage) to Miller Park sausage race. Lou Dobbs to protest in 5, 4, 3 |
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Maria Sharapova's courtgasms are as loud as a jackhammer. Oh, and they just finished playing Wimbledon, or something |
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Texas running back in legal trouble transfers from Texas, compares his struggles to Fredrick Douglass. Apparently we all missed the history lesson where Fredrick Douglass get arrested for pot possession |
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POV video of Red Sox fan in the Yankee bleachers |
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Texas tailback Taylor transferring |
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ESPN mysteriously fires Harold Reynolds, plunging "Baseball Tonight" to whole new levels of suckage, both in analysis and wardrobe |
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Top 10 storylines coming out of NFL training camps. Duke sucks |
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"Take [Reggie] Bush's demands, add it to [Tom] Benson's offer, divide by two, and sign on the goddamn dotted line." |
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11 Best Things about the British Open |
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Sammy Sosa can't believe he was left off of the lis of best Cubs players. Apparently missed the part about how "best"="didn't use steroids." |
Mon July 24, 2006
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Donald Trump considering purchase of Chicago Cubs |
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If you were worried about your fantasy team losing a player due to Jose Guillen being traded to the AL, you can rest easier now, sort of |
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In an effort to further derail cultural progress, The Beckhams are moving to L.A. |
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White Sox trade for Kansas City closer, yes Virginia, the Royals have a closer |
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White Sox on verge of acquiring Alfonso Soriano from Nationals, still haggling over whether it'll be for a bushel or a sack of magic beans |
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Citing expertise in running non-sports enterprises, Cleveland Browns owner seeks to buy English soccer team |
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Not news: Jockey rides horse into parade ring. Sorta news: Horse throws jockey off his back. Fark.com: Jockey headbutts horse |
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NFL truth and rumors, disgruntled second-tier offensive player edition: Lelie wants out of Denver, Chris Brown wants to ditch Tennessee |
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If are trying to enter a country on a forged French passport, don't wear an England football shirt |
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Breaking NFL news: Reggie Bush may be awarded to the Giants or Jets. Also, 49ers QB Alex Smith has begun to smell like cabbage |
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For all NY-NJ baseball fans: Rudy Giuliani will be on WFAN at 2:00 p.m... to talk about the "A-Rod situation." Thank god we have Rudy to diffuse this serious crisis |
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Yankees rumored to be trading A-Rod to Phillies for Bobby Abreu, Pat Burrell, Tom Gordon, David Bell, Mike Schmidt, the Phillie Phanatic, Grover Cleveland Alexander, Harry Kalas and Citizens Bank Ballpark |
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