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Sun July 09, 2006
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(bicycling.com)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong's heir-apparent has a bad hip. Your grandma surrenders
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(11)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Sox-White Sox game lasts 19 innings. Farkers can't get enough sox
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Smokin Joe Frazier to fight the Mayor of Memphis in a 3 round charity bout
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(10)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Zidane's head butt
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(584)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cheating ladyboy Ronaldo wants to leave Manchester Utd. Portuguese synchronized diving teams are falling over each other to sign him
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(13)
 
(MMA Weekly)
 
 
 
UFC Champ Chuck Liddell to fight PRIDE Champ Wanderlei Silva in November
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Italy, the only team in its group that the USA didn't lose to, is the 2006 World Cup of Grass Diving Champion
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(473)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wang comes up big with a huge performance - his sinker going deeper and deeper - players claim his balls were moving "all over the place"
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(15)
 
(Columbus Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Bobbin' for pigs feet, Toilet lid tossing and Mud pit belly floppin'. It's the "Redneck Games," where you'll see more white trash than you'll ever see in a season of "COPS"
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Juan Pablo Montoya leaves F1 to drive for NASCAR, find the six-fingered man that killed his father
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Roger Federer defeats Rafael Nadal to win his fourth straight Wimbledon title
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brendan Shanahan leaves the Red Wings, signs one year deal with the Rangers
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(31)
 
(Italy vs. France)
 
 
 
Official 2006 World Cup Championship thread
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(1526)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Research indicates the English aren't even in the top 10 of most dedicated World Cup fans; however, data fails to count those watching from jail
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(5)
 


Sat July 08, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
LeBron re-signs with Cavaliers for $80M, gives Cleveland fans five more years of false hopes
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Panthers win Super Bowl XLI
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(46)
 
(cyclingnews)
 
 
 
Tour de France time trial discussion thread
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(12)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup discussion thread
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(286)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Amelie Mauresmo defeats Justin Henin-Hardenne to win her first Wimbledon. Duke sucks
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If I cannot win let me be brave in the at..BLLARGH. Special Olympics cancelled due to mass vomiting
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AA baseball team gives out bobblehead dolls. No, not of any baseball player -- they're Moses bobbleheads
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers tie high mark of 30 games over .500, may win 60 before All-Star Break. Duke, like Yankees, suck
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angels' pitcher John Lackey pitches perfect game. Well, perfect with the exception of that leadoff double
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(9)
 


Fri July 07, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cutting-edge computer program uses a sophisticated algorithm to crunch 20 years worth of soccer data down to the most minute statistics; predicts with stunning accuracy Brazil's overwhelming triumph in the 2006 World Cup
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Note to Ozzie Guillen: Start Mark Redman in the All-Star Game because he's a proven winner and a part of the 2003 Marlins
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No. 1 pick in NHL draft decides he'd rather go to college than play for the St. Louis Blues
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(18)
 
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Satchel Paige would be 100 today... maybe
source: mlb.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Brilliance of Zidane: World Cup 2006
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(9)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Guess who's bitter over their World Cup loss?
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(11)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
MLB weighs in on World Cup: Tommy Lasorda and Joe Torre favor the Italians, Bruce Bochy the French. Mike Piazza will be on all fours pleadingly gazing over his shoulder at you either way
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FIFA boss admits he was a diver when he played soccer. Well knock me over with a feather
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos punter Todd Sauerbrun suspended for first month of season after testing positive for weight loss supplement
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the baseball season ended right now, the NL wild card team would be...the Colorado Rockies?
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(14)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
More proof that golf is a game, not a "sport": 14 yr old girl who with a heart problem and oxygen tank can play competitively
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Ben to appear in a celebrity golf tournament next week, be in a music video with the PovertyNeck Hillbillies. Wait, what?
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australia wins World Cup of Beer when judges refuses to fall for Italian beer's trick of falling to ground and flopping around
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Man sues Michael Jordan, Nike because of resemblance; should have sued Barbaro's backside
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(14)
 
(Real Football 365)
 
 
 
Dolphins hire relatively unknown ex-linebacker. Not even Nick Saban knows what his job title is
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The favorite hobby of top tennis players at Wimbledon is stealing as many of the All-England Tennis Club towels as humanly possible
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(3)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Maurice Clarett joins a team with only four players, in an indoor league that may or may not be playing football this season. That'll show the NFL what it missed out on
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(8)
 
(Deadspine)
 
 
 
At this rate, there won't be any All-Stars at the All-Star game
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
World Cup gives Germans an image of a freewheeling nation that likes to have fun, rather than a dour country prone to starting land wars in Europe
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(66)
 
(BlogNYC)
 
 
 
Johnny Damon admits to smoking weed and turning down two women who offered themselves to him. See, marijauna really does impair your judgment
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brain may be hard-wired to track team sports... or unwired to be a Yankee fan
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently someone thinks Dusty Baker is worth more than a bucket of used tobacco spit, wants to write his tell-all book
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(14)
 
(Cyclingnews)
 
 
 
Tour discussion for Friday
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(13)
 


Thu July 06, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jason Whitlock suggests 10 pseudo-sports that the average American male would excel at
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Damon to miss tonight's game with sore abdominal muscle, thus completing the Yankee outfield injury trifecta. Your fantasy team surrenders
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict XVI did not watch Germany v. Italy but was informed by his aides the next morning; in response, was quoted saying, "F*ck"
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(10)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Zidane a favorite for Golden Ball Award, ending seven years of domination by Armstrong
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No yoghurt for you: Woman brings wrong brand of yoghurt into Wimbledon and has it confiscated. With picture of "offending yoghurt"
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(116)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The wisdom of Terrell Owens: When you're trying to get a fresh start, begin by spending 242 pages dwelling on the train wreck you're trying to leave behind
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(23)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese find way to improve baseball: Include babes carrying kegs o' beer
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(18)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
KC Royals have won 11 out of 16 games, and no longer have the worst record in the majors. Pittsburgh, we salute you
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL quarterback throws a long touchdown to Paris Hilton in Las Vegas
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Georgia Southern wide receiver one-ups Ben Roethlisberger, dies from motorcycle accident. Duke sucks
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're riding on a bus and the driver comments that your team lost because their players sucked, note that smashing his head with a beer bottle can result the driver losing control and running into another vehicle
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Zealand rugby team reduced to tears over Aussie ad depicting them carrying purses
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(73)
 
(NBC4i.com)
 
 
 
Reds' pitcher pitches 12th inning, then gets arrested
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(18)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Austin Croshere to challenge for "Goofy White Guy" title in Dallas
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tour de France discussion for the five people out there who still care
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco's leverage pays off; gets the trade he asked for. Destination team wanted a player experienced in small ball
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(3)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Running of the Bulls starts today in Pamplona, Spain, just as soon as competitors get drunk enough to do something that stupid
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(49)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
With baseball's trading deadline just around the corner, here are five deals that need to happen
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez reportedly drops out of the All-Star Game. Many New Englanders sad that they could have seen A-Rod give Manny a congratulatory reach-around during the game
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(14)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Carl Crawford steals home while hosting the Red Sox; third base and second base also surrender
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls to trade Tyson Chandler to the Hornets for P.J. Brown and J.R. Smith with the possibility of more initials to be named later
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Angels trade sucky righthander Jeff Weaver to the Cardinals for a sack of magic beans
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(13)
 


Wed July 05, 2006
(Sportsline)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds' personal trainer held in contempt and sent to prison for refusing to testify in Bonds perjury case
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(6)
 
(White Flag)
 
 
 
For the first time in almost 200 years, France advances to Berlin
source: novinite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World Cup fails to arouse interest in sex trade
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(53)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated's mid-season American League All-Stars: No Detroit Tigers, who have the Major's best record; one player west of Minneapolis and seven from the AL East. Nah, there's no East Coast bias
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(136)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
If you like watching high-speed crashes, today is your lucky day: Microsoft to be exclusive supplier of Formula 1 electronic control units
source: itv-f1.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
The 10 worst baseball trade deadline deals proves the brilliance of hindsight
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After going 0-for-3 with three strikeouts, Jose Canseco asks for trade. Well, he's certainly got a lot of leverage there, doesn't he?
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(10)
 
(sabresreport.com)
 
 
 
Buffalo Sabres new team logo leaked
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Caption what Tony Larussa is saying to his closer
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
FIFA chief suggests adding a second referee to cut down on players falling down and crying while trying to draw penalties
source: itv-football.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It looks like Dusty Baker's not coming back from the All-Star break
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Real Football 365)
 
 
 
Lions have re-signed seven key FAs. Still suck though
source: realfootball365.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
France v. Portugal World Cup discussion thread. France surrenders
source: fifaworldcup.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(480)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Islamists kill two at World Cup broadcast, blame the poor refereeing
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova won't stop grunting. Giggity
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN resorts to crappy photoshopped images to convey just how bad the New York Knicks will be next year, now that Isaiah Thomas is their coach. See if you can come up with something better
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians give George Steinbrenner and the Yankees a birthday ass kicking, win 19-1. Jobu rejoices
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(15)
 


Tue July 04, 2006
(nascar.com)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart may have climbed his last fence last Saturday at Daytona
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Elton John calls England's perfomance at World Cup "a disgrace", and the man knows a thing or two about ball handling
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(13)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
President Bush stacking the US Paralympic team for 2012 games
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Cup Soccer : Italy pushes out Germany
source: desitrain.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A look at some of the coolest jobs in sports and the people who do them
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(5)
 
(KFMB)
 
 
 
New York Yankees sign 16-year-old Venezuelan catcher to $2 million contract
source: kfmb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World Cup - Germany vs Italy discussion (Lexington Farkers - join us at BWW on S Limestone)
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(609)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World Cup pranksters place concrete-filled footballs with "kick me" signs around Berlin
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(125)
 
(Some Guy With Head On A Swivel)
 
Video
 
Some of the NFL's All-Time Best Tackles... oddly but satisfyingly includes Earl Campbell laying out a few "tacklers." *sweet*
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(47)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Penguins' goon VandenBussche about to go from 702 penalty minutes to around 130,000 after brawl with cops
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(RealFootball365)
 
 
 
Raider fans celebrating birth of the nation, and Al Davis. Are not really sure who's older
source: realfootball365.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Niagra Gazette)
 
 
 
50 reasons why we love baseball
source: niagara-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
George Steinbrenner thinking about firing himself from the Yankees
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(9)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
It's so hard getting the younger generation interested in today's jobs, I mean nobody wants to be a sumo wrestler anymore
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(9)
 
(Some illustrated sports mag)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated lists 19 sports figures with celebrity love interests. Paris Hilton number 3, 5, 8, 12, 17
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big Ben signs 4 year $52 million dollar deal with the Chicago Bulls. Detroit surrenders
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 


Mon July 03, 2006
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Benny the Bull arrested at the Taste of Chicago for punching a Sheriff's deputy
source: cbs2chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(CentreDaily)
 
 
 
Family buys house next to baseball field. Doesn't like players' balls, so get judge to shut down field
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German World Cup athelete banned from semifinals for punching rival Argentinian player. Prospects of violence at the World Cup catch officials off guard
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(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
More americans watch poker than the World Cup
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FIFA can generate extra revenue from World Cup by following this simple Tip
source: southasiabiz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Rooney says he was "gobsmacked" by red card against Portugal, insists he stomped on groin of player "by accident." English soccer fans expected to make same argument to judge after Rooney takes next walk through Liverpool
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN picks the No-Star team, which is not as interesting as AVN's Brown-Star team
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Some Muff Duffer)
 
 
 
TFer watched LPGA yesterday. When did it go from "chubby lesbos in long shorts" to "young hotties in tiny skirts"? Not complaining, mind you, just really surprised. LGTGS for "Gulbis"
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
FIFA gives defending European champs Greece the UFIA, suspends them indefinitely from international soccer
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Captain)
 
 
 
Detroit Red Wings have scheduled a press conference for 1:00pm EST for a "Major Announcement". Betting window is now open on Steve Yzerman's future with the team. Link Goes Nowhere (for the moment)
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(73)
 
(Dead Spin)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated ranks the greatest college athletes
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 

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