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Sun June 25, 2006
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
South Korean fans deluge FIFA with millions of e-mails over lousy officiating
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inspired by the hard-hitting NHL, Portugal and Netherlands rack up 16 penalties and 4 ejections in World Cup play
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(33)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
More proof athletes are normal people too, the thousands that file for workers comp and get it. Proof they aren't the $1,000+ a week they get for it
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(14)
 
(Fark)
 
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(Some Right Turn)
 
 
 
Official Dodge/Save Mart 350 discussion thread
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(90)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
America's newest sport: Irish road bowling
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(35)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Boxer who learned skills in prison receives 150 years more training
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(3)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-hoops star Jayson Williams opens restaurant while waiting for retrial on fatal shooting; little tip: don't complain about the food
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two great games today in the World Cup. Who will win? Your daily discussion thread is here
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(1014)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Life as the last pick in the NHL draft
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mighty Ducks change from emasculating name derived from Disney franchise. Their new name? The Ducks
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(35)
 


Sat June 24, 2006
(Star Online)
 
 
 
Offbeat World Cup celebrations from obscure parts of Earth, including voodoo priest rituals and orangatans dressed in team colors (w/ pics)
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(2)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Casket maker signs deal with MLB to produce new line of caskets with team names, logos
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(15)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
New Zealand's All Blacks rugby team give blood to use in ink for new team poster; new uniforms include 6-inch demon platform boots, scary bat makeup
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now for the moment you've all been waiting for: English World Cup fans start riot in Stuttgart
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight-time grand slam tourney winner Andre Agassi calls it a career, hangs up racquets after US Open
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's World Cup action, Germany faces Sweden and Mexico squares off against Argentina. Your daily discussion thread here
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(531)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Contreras gets 16th consecutive win in games he gets decisions. Detroit feeling the devil bite 'em in the ass
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case getting repeatedly punched in the head wasn't hard enough, now you have to play chess in the process
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(8)
 
(worldcupblog)
 
 
 
After pulling mask out of crotch in 92nd minute and defying all humanity in putting it on, soccer player dubbed spiderman now targets Wayne Enterprises (w/ pic)
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(8)
 


Fri June 23, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The next time sportswriters bemoan the lack of minorities in front office and management positions in pro sports, they ought to check out their own house first
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(20)
 
(49abcnews)
 
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Basketball player clotheslined; witness describes man seen running from scene yelling "Snap into a Slim Jim"
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(274)
 
(Five Superbowls, five asterisks.)
 
 
 
P*ttsb*rgh St**l*rs
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(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today Preseason NFL picks are out, most of your teams still suck
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(38)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Peter Gammons becomes a cheap shill for the awful ESPN Mobile, making his journey to the dark side now complete
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(7)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
USA World Cup soccer team player Jimmy Conrad: "I think we showed that we can compete with any team in the world, on European soil or anywhere"
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Togo causes soccer kerfuffle, whatever that is
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-heavyweight boxer Clifford Etienne gets 150-year sentence (or 591,300,000 standing eight counts)
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having won the World Cup, team captain retires. Well, that's how U.S. captain Claudio Reyna *wishes* the headline read
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Croatian player sets record with three yellow cards in one World Cup game. Referee crew now in hot water because a player is supposed to be ejected after his second yellow card
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How bad are the Orioles? Marlins win when Oriole pitcher can't manage to intentionaly walk Cabrera
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(19)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Phillies pitcher decides jail time is easier than interleague play
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(11)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry toasts Miami and its fair-weather fans for NBA championship. "Remember when our hockey team, the Whadyacallems, were in the Stanley Cup finals?"
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(14)
 
(Bronx Banter)
 
 
 
The 25 least favorite Yankees of the last 20 years, written by a Yankees fan. Sox fans working on their own extended edition
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(24)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dead South Korean soccer fan upgraded to "alive"
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(4)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Germans getting rich off beer bottles and cans tossed on the street by foreign World Cup fans who don't realize the containers have a deposit value, or are too drunk to care
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(40)
 
(All In Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas hotels tracking amount of liquor poured with RFID-enabled bottles
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(99)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ozzie Gullien fined for this profanity-laced tirade. Claims he just wanted to know if the guy had gotten any fay. You know, broken English and stuff
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(18)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Having given up on making good beer, Coors is now selling frozen beer. "If you serve any yellow liquid at that temperature, you could probably drink it"
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(9)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Colorado Avalanche goalie Jose Theodore's marriage is simplified after weekend tryst with Paris Hilton makes the headlines. Film at eleven
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
English soccer team's wives and girlfriends drink Germans under the table at World Cup (SFW pix)
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong admits that he was, in fact, taking a performance-enhancing drug while undergoing cancer treatment. Well, the ball is certainly in the other court now
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(38)
 
(LGT - Ghana)
 
 
 
The rest of the world is still watching. Today's World Cup thread
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(379)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Carolina residents confused, terrified as victorious Hurricane players riot in streets
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(80)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After giving up 33 runs and 40 hits in two games to the White Sox, Cards pitching hold Sox to one hit. And STILL lose
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(17)
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
Columnist calls out whiny Braves fans who took their team for granted for the last 14 years: "If there ever was a city that didn't deserve a team such as the Braves, that city is right here in the heart of Dixie"
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(30)
 


Thu June 22, 2006
(WLTX)
 
 
 
USC coach Steve Spurrier assesses his 2006 football team: "We've got some lazy guys. They don't have the committment to be winners. They don't give any effort. They quit. They skip workouts, skip class"
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(34)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tailand puts together all-elephant soccer team. Yet another club for the USA to lose to
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB endures plague of "flappage," the first outbreak since the '97 Porn Awards
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(10)
 
(Inside The Book)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter is the clutchiest clutch that ever clutched. But he won't say anything because his damn weiner third baseman is listening
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(15)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Rockers who recorded the new ESPN Monday Night Football song are all eligible for AARP membership
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY Giants sign Little John Flowers, who hopes to steal a roster spot from the rich and give touchdowns to their poor fans
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Father of accused Duke lacrosse player says rape charges have taken a "horrendous emotional toll" on their family. If that's the case, they might want to avoid Fark.com for a few more months
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(7)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Girlfriend gives NHL goalie the glove hand after fling with Petri Dish
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Top 25 preseason NCAA basketball rankings
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(39)
 
(Jesse Owens)
 
 
 
What is the theoretical limit to how fast an athlete can travel 100 meters? Well, this article doesn't answer that either
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(16)
 
(Retrosheet)
 
 
 
List of MLB games and dates where someone has successfully pulled the hidden ball trick on an unsuspecting baserunner. Suckers
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(31)
 
(nhl.com)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher Tom Glavine was drafted into the NHL before future hall-of-famers Luc Robitaille and Brett Hull. Who knew?
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(17)
 
(Mail)
 
 
 
Nike's new ad featuring a blood-drenched Wayne Rooney striking a warrior pose not going over as well as the company had hoped (pic)
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with pulling a Darfur on the CBA, Indiana Pacers and Toronto Raptors, Isiah Thomas continues his genocide campaign on the Knicks
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kerry Wood could be out for season. Is this a repeat? I don't even know anymore
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(24)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, Diego Maradona scored two goals: The first, one of the worst in World Cup history and the second, the greatest
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(23)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Mexican fans turn on team after 2-1 loss. With apologies to Chrissy Hinde: Aye, oh, way to go Mexico
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(5)
 
(WBIR)
 
 
 
Former hockey player guilty of smuggling buttload of weed across border
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A handy rundown of the various World Cup group scenarios. It manages to make the infield fly rule look simple by comparison, but here you go
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(7)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Nostradamus predicts Spain as the winner of World Cup 2006
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(8)
 
(The Herts Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man so entralled by World Cup game he fails to notice his home filling with smoke from his forgotten cooking
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(22)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Sun-Times columnist's reaction to being called a "fag" by Ozzie Guillen
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(35)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
England is mad at Posh Beckham because she keeps wearing the same hot pants to the World Cup games (with scary pic)
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(85)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Fading boxer Roy Jones, Jr. blames dad Roy Jones, Sr. for latest loss. "I didn't realize that until we were five rounds into the fight"
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(7)
 
(WTOPNews)
 
 
 
Bush calls U.S. World Cup team to wish them luck against gonorrhoea
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father of Andriy Rusol (Ukraine) bets that son will score the first goal in the World Cup game vs. Saudia Arabia, wins three months worth of wages when he does. "Ukraine is weak," notes Kramer
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ESPN hasn't mentioned it, so you might not know, but U.S. soccer team plays today. (World Cup discussion thread)
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(1654)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
2006 NFL power rankings: Read 'em and weep, 'cause they don't mean a thing in June
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thai monks are too tired from watching the World Cup to take morning alms
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Bengals' third-round draft pick, Frostee Rucker, charged with spousal battery and vandalism. May be moved from defensive end to wide receiver for next three years
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(10)
 


Wed June 21, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turks & Caicos Islands (Ranked 204) and American Samoa (Ranked 205) soccer teams break tradition and refuse to play each other during World Cup final to determine worst team in world
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(77)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Scolari breaks World Cup record for victories, but still jealous of Hanks's success after "Bosom Buddies"
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(31)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Another baseball player you never heard of says he used steroids and HGH
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(5)
 
(NY Observer)
 
 
 
Stodgy New York magazine describes Phil Mickelson has having "a sweet pair of man boobs"
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sports Guy stops fellating Tom Brady long enough to profess his man-love of Jonathon Papelbon
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of Iran soccer federation is fired after winning only one match in eight World Cup match appearances. A certain college in North Carolina is awful
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(9)
 
(mlb.com)
 
 
 
Rick Helling of the Brewers throws perfect inning (nine pitches, three strikeouts) in the first, then gets nailed for seven runs in the next three
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(6)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban caught post-game in a bar -- and that ain't his wife
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(83)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
White Sox manager uses homosexual slur against columnist, but claims that he doesn't "have anything against those people," citing WNBA game attendance as proof
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(62)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pirates-Royals series kicks off with opener that "may have been one of the worst games in history." Concept that someone got a win out of it makes small children cry
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(18)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Uecker stalker disappears. Jobu sought for questioning
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
700,000 fans in German victory party in Berlin. "This (size of crowd) is a new record," said a police spokeswoman. Apparently the records only go back to 1946
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(32)
 
(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
Tired of talking World Cup and boring 0-0 games? It's time for the National Marbles Tournament
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(6)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova made the whole world respect Russia
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicago beats St. Louis 20-6. Grossman goes 22-30 for 234 yards and two TDs
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup discussion thread. Lessons learned from yesterday: Don't bet ₤40,000 pounds on England if you're Scottish
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(286)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New Mormon rule: Can't watch hockey
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Helmet use while riding bikes should remain a choice." Clearly, a letter written by a Seattle Seahawks fan
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(17)
 
(si.com)
 
 
 
Thankfully we can all rest easy now that Coach K has weighed in on the whole lacrosse thing. Duke Sucks
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(5)
 
(Outsports.com)
 
 
 
NY firefighters run into burning buildings and away from gay rugby players
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Selfless martyr John Smoltz now says he'd be open to trade if it was "for the best of the team." If you listen close, you can almost hear the "Braveheart " theme playing softly in the background
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
No, Mark Cuban, you can't have an NBA trophy. Not yours
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(112)
 


Tue June 20, 2006
(London Times)
 
 
 
Scientists explain home-field advantage: It's the testosterone involved in protecting one's own turf, and right now, the Germans are sweating the stuff out
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight's NBA Finals Game 6 thread
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(303)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the great things about interleague play is potential World Series matchups
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Article rhetorically asks "What kind of (major) network programming loses to hockey?" The answer: "How to Get the Guy"
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(9)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Timeline of fines levied against cash cow Mark Cuban. Hey Mark, sit the fark down and let's just enjoy the game -- could ya do that for us?
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dick Pound calls One-Ball Armstrong "silly," as if being called Dick Pound wasn't silly too
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(9)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Email exchange between Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban and a South Florida sports journalist
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(10)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban's sanity is slowly unraveling
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(9)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese women boxers challenge stereotypes, ask reporters who cover them if they want to "step outside" after negative articles printed in Chinese papers
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(3)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The awarding of the Stanley Cup can only mean one thing: time to start predictions for next year. MSNBC picks Buffalo over San Jose in the Cup Final
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(15)
 
(The Sporting News)
 
 
 
ACC represents half of the eight teams in NCAA College World Series. Duke sucks, doesn't make field
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US World Cup coach says team needs to shoot at goal more. Good thing he abandoned game plan of shooting at corner flags
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(113)
 
(Nascar)
 
 
 
NASCAR switching to unleaded. Near-beer and ultra-lights to follow
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(17)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN's Peter Gammons to release CD next month - "Sick", "Scary" and "Asinine" tags trade licks
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All-around good guy Joe Sakic shuns free agency whoring and resigns with Avs for an 18th season
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(15)
 
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Scott Sauerbeck signed by the A's, will help teach players how to hide in the bushes from the cops, which should be helpful for Milton Bradley
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(2)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pair of idiot English soccer fans can't find car after parking it on "Einbahnstrasse" and carefully writing name down. Hilarity ensues when police translate the name for them
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(165)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban says the NBA is "rigged." In response, David Stern trying to negotiate a transfer of the Mavericks to the WWE
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(56)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
When your team is in first place by 8.5 games, you're free to party with a bunch of hot college chicks once in a while. (With pics)
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After losing 18 of their last 21 games, the rest of the league tells the Braves to suck it long, suck it hard (and some AL teams, too)
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(22)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan, in the midst of a bitter divorce, says he doesn't want his kids to be spoiled; runs out and buys himself an Aston Martin
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey Jr. hits 548th homer, ties Mike Schmidt for 11th place
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(34)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
As you do when you win the Stanley Cup in the South: Drop an F-bomb on everyone; drink PBR out of the Cup
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup 2006 discussion thread
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(511)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada, in retaliation for last night's Stanley Cup loss, looks for weak points in American culture; attacks "Saturday Night Live" for being unfunny
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(120)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mavericks fans, let the whining begin: Today's official NBA discussion
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL games reduce sales tax revenue to host cities. Apparently Sunday afternoons are more productively spent at Best Buy and Home Depot
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(49)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"Reserved for Mother and Father of the Groom, Conn Smyth Trophy and Stanley Cup of the Groom"
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(7)
 
(Some Wiki)
 
 
 
The history of the Playoff Beard, or "Good God, Mike Commodore, what the fark is that on your face?"
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(10)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong and Dick Pound argue over allegations, who evokes funnier jokes
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(10)
 


Mon June 19, 2006
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Hurricanes smack Oilers. Gas prices expected to rise 10 percent
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(319)
 
(Bfloblog)
 
 
 
Minor-league baseball team introduces new mascot: A bison hooker (with pic)
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman who sent Big Ben flying off his motorcycle is now receiving threats for her actions
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How "Lefty" became "Chokey"
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(15)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cards fans PO'd that this October they won't be able to hear their team fold in the playoffs on KMOX
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(19)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Twin sisters suing for rights to play on high school boys' hockey team
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(156)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Len Bias died 20 years ago today. Raise your straws in salute
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(25)
 
(some Oilers fan)
 
 
 
Oilers vs. Canes Game 7 discussion
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(1283)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ghana apologizes because one of their players waved an Israeli flag after a game
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(14)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Munich police arrest 23 Brazilian people. No word on where they are going to keep that many people
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How many Buds does it take for a Dutchman to lose his pants? Far fewer than you'd think
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(4)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Headline: "Lance Armstrong wants Dick Pound out." Uh huh huh
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steelers 2006 first round draft pick, Santonio Holmes, arrested for the second time befored his first training camp
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(24)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Your son gets suspended by his Little League for being insubordinate. Do you: A) punish your child for bad behavior? B) apologize to the coach? Or C) punch the coach out?
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(14)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Shaq helps drunk man in time of need
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL truth and rumors: Vinnie Testaverde could be backup QB for the Browns, allowing team to get the senior discount at the Sizzler
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(11)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Pastor wears Mavericks jersey during Church services. Apparently God likes Heat more
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(8)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
HBO star calls Cub fans "biatches," over Wrigley P.A. system, Lee Elia impressed
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(26)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
World Cup fans arriving in Berlin for a good time dismayed to find out that the prositutes were busy. All eight thousand of them
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup 2006 discussion thread
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(381)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Life of a Scrabble nerd. Has recurring nightmares of a Q tile with no U
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(20)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson makes par to win his first U.S. Open. Just kidding, he double-bogeyed the 18th hole to hand it to Geoff Ogilvy
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(17)
 

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