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Sun May 14, 2006
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(comingsoon)
 
 
 
Yao Ming and Chris Tucker wanted for reverse Bruce Lee/Kareem Abdul-Jabbar fight in Rush Hour 3
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(6)
 
(Statesman)
 
 
 
Football player discovers car window broken, later decides he should have ditched the 5lbs of weed in his car before contacting authorities
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(5)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rugby player who broke his leg during match shares ambulance with team-mate who broke his leg 3 minutes after coming on as a replacement for the first guy
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(14)
 
(http://www.tsn.ca)
 
 
 
Ottawa gets Buffaloed in the playoffs
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols becomes the fastest evar to hit 19 homeruns only needing 37 games. Duke sucks
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(41)
 


Sat May 13, 2006
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cab driver installs TVs, ice boxes in all of his cabs so passengers don't miss any of the World Cup
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(8)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Finally there is a medieval combat society for nerds who really don't want to risk getting hurt
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(101)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Oilers jump the Shark Duke Sucks
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(31)
 


Fri May 12, 2006
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
KC Royals season compared to 'patient dying on the operating table'
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matsui sorry and disappointed in himself for letting his teammates down by getting injured. Sad for his injury, and sad his attitude is so uncommon in pro sports
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Italian soccer rocked by biggest match-fixing scandal in decades. The occasional 1-0 game breaking up weeks of nil-nil draws was a huge red flag to authorities
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Larry Gatlin runs 100m in 9.76 seconds, sets new world record. Witnesses say he was frantically sprinting away from the colossal piece of crap that is MI:3
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(23)
 
(Some scrabble hack)
 
 
 
"Quixotic" appears in World Cup officiating article. AP staffer was going for the double triple-word-score with Q on the double-letter-score plus the bingo. (356 points)
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(6)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Some of baseball's wackiest promotions, including Free Vasectomy Night and Mime-O-Vision
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(44)
 
(KTVU)
 
 
 
Giants farm team to give out a series of "injured bobbleheads" of players who have rehabbed in their system. First up: Roger Clemens with tape over his mouth, hole where his heart should be
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(3)
 
(tsn.ca)
 
 
 
Guess what? FLAMES RE-SIGN YELLE FOR TWO MORE YEARS
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(10)
 
(NY Newsday)
 
 
 
Wang buys out NY Islanders from Kumar, will celebrate the deal at White Castle
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(4)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Con man swindles millions of dollars out of Houston Texans football players in an investment scam. Now we realize how they got the first pick in the draft
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(2)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs to name Paul Maurice as new head coach, handy scapegoat for when they don't make the playoffs next year either
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins set to aquire huge pile of SUCK today
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(28)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Former NFL placekicker pleads guilty to shooting Siegfried & Roy's house; also heard mumbling "laces out, laces out" after plea. Dan Marino was next on list
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(6)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tommy Lasorda puts down his plateful of pasta long enough to say he doesn't respect Barry Bonds
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(31)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey Jr.fresh off DL blasts winning 3-run homer in 11th
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(10)
 
(Mcall.com)
 
 
 
2006 may not be Favre's last season. Let the speculation commence
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Aaron Rowand sacrifices his face to help Phillies defeat Mets
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A phrase that would have made absolutely no sense 15 years ago: Ducks sweep Avalanche
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(16)
 
(montereyherald)
 
 
 
KC Royals' minor leaguer's baseball card sells for $7500, worth more than Royals' daily ticket revenue
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rick Sutcliffe issues apology for on-air drunken ramblings during visit to broadcast booth: "I was not in optimum condition to go on live television"
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees lose Hideki Matsui for 3 months after breaking his wrist trying to make a sliding catch (with video)
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Among the bits O.J. Simpson filmed for his pay-per-view reality show: trying to sell his white Ford Bronco ("it helped me get away") to a used car lot; Goldman family not amused
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(14)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Only in L.A. -- he's homeless, gets around town on a bicycle, sleeps in a laundromat, and is a Clippers season ticket holder; team official calls him "probably our most unique fan"
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ottawa Senators don't want to go on the cart, feel happy, beat the Buffalo Sabres 2-1. Will be stone dead in a moment
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(17)
 
(Some Fox Guy)
 
 
 
Dignified, restrained British football fans to honor World Cup host country Germany by singing songs about World War II. What could possibly go wrong?
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(77)
 


Thu May 11, 2006
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey back on the pre-disabled list
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(10)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Showing how little Americans care about hockey, OLN using a man named Stanley Cup to promote it's playoff coverage, instead of the actual cup
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(17)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Proving how little their currency is worth, Latvians toss enough coins on the ice during hockey game to require an extra resurfacing
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(11)
 
(Jennie Finch)
 
 
 
Softball pitcher Jennie Finch had a baby last week. And she looked pretty hot pregnant (SFW)
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(121)
 
(SI)
 
 
 
Former heavyweight boxing champion Floyd Patterson down for the count for good. "They said I was the fighter who got knocked down the most, but I also got up the most"
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(9)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds is "casting himself in the role of the persecuted black man... when the truth is, he's nothing but a cheating jerk caught redhanded"
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(44)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Juwan Howard shows he can steal something... sadly, it is merchandise, not the basketball
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ruud van Nistelrooy wiill soon geet thee boot, aaccoordiing too Maancheesteer Uuniiteed soouurcees
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(15)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
OK, so now it looks like there might actually be DNA evidence linking one of the Duke players to raped stripper. "Followup" trumps "Obvious"
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just because it's May doesn't mean that speculation can't begin over who will dominate the AFC this year
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(56)
 
(Premier League.com)
 
 
 
FA to Tottenham: 380 games were played that determined your place in the league, stop whining, Duke sucks
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The most bizarre incident occurred when Iob picked up a lighter from the debris thrown on the ice during a bench clearing brawl and grabbed an opponent's jersey before attempting to set him on fire."
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(12)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
More Americans are watching college women's gymnastics than NHL playoffs. "I realize this column is likely going to anger the hockey fans out there - all 12 of you"
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(45)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
SI makes it known of their opinion of Nick Lachey and Matt Leinart...right click the picture, select save as...preselected save names are priceless
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(139)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Jimmy Smith decides to call it a career
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(9)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
English soccer club's plan to sell seats from old stadium shelved after finding they could damage the balls men play with OFF the field. Of course, the Sun is there
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds goes 0 for 3 as the Cubs finally win a damn game
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(17)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Heckling highlights include: Completely sober BYU fans politely cheering, baskeball fans calling Larry Drew "Nancy Drew" and fans throwing aspirin bottles and syringes at Barry Bonds
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oilers win in the third OT, barely make last call
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(20)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man files sexual discrimination suit against Los Angeles Angels because only women attending Mother's Day game were given a free tote bag
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buffalo Sabres beat Ottawa Senators for the ninth consecutive time in playoffs. Have 3-0 series lead and looking to sweep Sens again. Ottawa may deploy The Dominator one last time against his old team
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(53)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Arena league football fan charged in fight that knocked woman onto field (with pics of woman's fall from stands)
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sevilla whup Middlesbrough in UEFA Cup final. That sound you hear is the sound of thousands of Middlesbrough fans sobbing into their shirts while thousands of Sevilla fans collectively Nelson
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(7)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ottawa Senators picking up Toronto Maple Leafs' mantle as "suckiest Canadian team in NHL playoffs"
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(34)
 
(Press Association)
 
 
 
Women's bowling team ousted from bowling alley for not drinking enough
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(3)
 


Wed May 10, 2006
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols hits his 18th homer in his 35th game, on pace for 83
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA fines Mavs owner Mark Cuban $200k for criticizing officiating on his blog
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(16)
 
(noticias)
 
 
 
MLB: Royals wives' food drive set for May 19. Fark.com: Royals' wives begin to stockpile food for long hopeless summer
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(20)
 
(SI.Com)
 
 
 
SI creates all-time Yankees lineup. Suggest improvements
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(46)
 
(TV Week)
 
 
 
Toyota has exclusive sponsorship of NFL Sunday night football on NBC. It's un-American, it's unthinkable: NBC airing football?
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(19)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson wants to bite off the world's ears by singing in an Irish boy-band
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In latest column, Bill "Sports Guy" Simmons wonders how much it would cost to murder underperforming D-Ray Rocco Baldelli
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Paul cock-punches Deron Williams for NBA Rookie of the Year
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(13)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
George Steinbrenner pissed at Alex Rodriguez, thinks the giant noose around his neck may be affecting his play
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(18)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
The worst managers in baseball
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(36)
 
(Pittsburgh Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Superbowl MVP Hines Ward to Peyton Manning: "I know you're great and all, but you don't have a ring. You can be all this, all world, but you don't have a ring. I have a ring. There's nothing you can say to me right now"
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(32)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
New rules the NHL should institute to bring in more fans
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Overpaid team No. 2 scores two touchdowns to top overpaid team No. 1 and their field goal
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Half of all Berlin residents say they view the upcoming World Cup "with horror" and not just because of Germany's weak midfield
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(3)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball player dies at 80, is best known as the guy who pinch-ran for a midget
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(4)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baseball's breakable and unbreakable records
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jury acquits Cleveland Browns RB Reuben Droughns of DUI. Will now go back to explaining why anybody would actually sign with the Browns while not under the influence of alcohol or drugs
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dale Jarrett, driver of the No. 88 UPS Ford, docked 25 points and has his crew chief suspended for illegal modifications to the car. This wouldn't have happened if they'd raced the truck
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(9)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Several major league ball players, including Derek Jeter, David Eckstein and Marcus Giles to swing pink bats this weekend to raise money for breast cancer research. Mike Piazza unavailable for comment
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(15)
 
(nhl.com)
 
 
 
Mighy Ducks winger scored more goals in last night's game than Colorado has scored in the first three games of the series
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(17)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen who jumped from Yankee Stadium's upper deck into the netting over home plate last season in re-hab. Hopes to come out clean, sane and no longer asking Derek Jeter why he can't quit him
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova to officiate at contest to choose male models as ball boys for upcoming WTA tournament. A little fuzz on them is reportedly an asset
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(51)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Juan Pierre robs Barry Bonds of HR 714*. World's smallest violin takes over for stadium organist
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(33)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
To the dismay of Lakers fans worldwide, the Sacramento Kings have fired Rick Adelman
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight the part of the red-headed, peg-legged, left-handed stepchild was played by the Yankees. Boston over NY 14 - 3
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many games suspension hitting an umpire after a bad call would bring? Wonder no more
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(25)
 


Tue May 09, 2006
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
7-year old boy becoming known for dancing shirtless at Detroit Pistons games . Michael Jackson and Herbert now have something to watch on TV besides Little League World Series
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(8)
 
(Some Fishing Guy)
 
 
 
Can the U.S. get any lazier? ESPN2 announces that fishing shows up nine percent in ratings this year. The "Grass Growing Show" to debut in July
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(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Post sportswriter calls for the Yankees to intentionally plunk David Ortiz
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(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBC's NHL playoff game got beat by the "Shoot Your Age" Golf Championship. NHL looking to ask Gordie Howe to come out of retirement
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch company offers insurance for employers who expect sudden wave of "sick days" to coincide with next month's World Cup games
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(3)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Martha Burk to new Augusta chairman: "Hey, Hootie's gone, maybe now you'll let women play." New Augusta chairman to Marth Burk: "Where's my breakfast, honey?"
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(15)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Devils let the Canes tie the score with three seconds left
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(29)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Despite being outshot 44-17, Buffalo Sabres ask Ottawa Senators, "Is that all you've got?"
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man wins second car in two years at same ballpark, after being randomly selected and having a player hit a grand slam in a certain inning
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(51)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Caddy wins lawsuit against golf-course owner who harassed and later fired him for losing to a girl. Surprisingly, case wasn't heard in Judge Smails' courtroom
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(77)
 


Mon May 08, 2006
(AFP)
 
 
 
In addition to seeking nukes, Iran is in search of male soccer players who don't look like a bunch of girls
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(5)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
"12th Man" dispute settled. Seahawks fans can now return to full-time crying about losing the Super Bowl
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(196)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England squad for the World Cup includes 17-year-old who has played for Arsenal precisely the same number of times as your grandmother
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(43)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
USC's football program slowly starting to unravel
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(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman's first reunion with his father Philander in over 10 years might have gone better except for his dad's entourage, the camera crew and thrown punches
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(18)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Philadelphia fans welcome Barry Bonds to the city in their own special way (SFW)
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(44)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Frisbee golf goes mainstream, in part because you can smoke and drink while you play
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(24)
 
(Northwest Herald)
 
 
 
Cubs manager Dusty Baker blames his team's lack of offensive production on his own inability to find a left-handed person to throw batting practice to his hitters
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soccer officials shocked to find that World Cup tickets are being scalped for more than their face value
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds shows his true nature by NOT signing ball for serviceman who caught HR 713
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