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Sun May 07, 2006
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
713*
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(204)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lightweight coach knocked on his ass by four drinks, witness calls his behavior "devastating."
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(3)
 
(Some Yankees fan)
 
 
 
1,000th win as Yankees skipper for Joe Torre as Bombers sweep Rangers at Arlington
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official Sunday NHL playoff discussion thread
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(62)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Steve Nash wins second NBA MVP award, proving some white guys can jump
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
During a cricket game a star player takes time out for a sex romp with two models. Story is safe for work but has a link that keeps it from being useless
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(18)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Michael Schumacher wins second consecutive GP in Germany
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
And so it begins: The first of many roadblocks to the MLB steroid investigation
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For Cinco de Mayo, the Rangers wore uniforms saying "Los Rangers" on them, and apparently some people are pissed over that
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phoenix treats the Lakers like a nubile concierge, gives them worst game 7 loss in Lakers history
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox fan pays $30,000 for a wiffle ball game with Big Papi
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(12)
 


Sat May 06, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crown Royal 400 discussion thread
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After not coming back, then coming back, then saying this season would be his last, Brett Favre now says this season may not be his last
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(13)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada wins four medals at Trampoline World Cup. Because Fark doesn't have enough competitive-trampoline news
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
N.Y. Mets atone for trading Anna Benson's husband by promoting Melissa Lima's husband from Triple A
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who do you think will win the Kentucky Derby? Make your pick and gamble your imaginary money. LGT betting line
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(49)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former O-Line standout Kyle Turley -- you know, the wacko with the hair -- attempts comeback at tight end
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German Cops told that for world cup it will be business in the front, no party in the back. Hasselhoff not pleased
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(3)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Florida Marlins were about to get the $60 million they have been waiting for for 6 years, and then the clock struck midnight. Hellooooo San Antonio
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(19)
 


Fri May 05, 2006
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens and Tennessee Titans quarterback Steve Mcnair agree to contract parameters, including $11 million bonus
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bad: Pro athlete is convicted of a crime. Worse: His "community service" may include simply signing autographs. Fark.com: He's provided free limo service
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hottie makes cut at Korean men's golf tourney using 69 strokes. With hittable pic
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Official NBA Playoffs Discussion Thread: Game 6: CLE@WAS, Game 6: SAS@SAC
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baseball Hall of Fame is concerned about Barry Bonds home run pursuit
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
EA Sports' latest "FIFA World Cup" gets rave review. "UFIA World Cup" not nearly as well received
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Physicist explains how World Cup players can score goals when they kick the ball. Okay, "don't be wearing an England jersey when you do" is more of an algorithm, but it's still science
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police concerned about rumors that massive "East v. West" hooligan fights will break out at the World Cup
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(4)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Insightful playoff analysis from Kobe Bryant: "When you go to the bathroom, you can't stand there and look at what you just dropped. At some point, you have to flush"
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(14)
 
(The Austrailian)
 
 
 
Soccer team of imams vs. team of priests -- the loser's God has to buy the other team beers
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(4)
 


Thu May 04, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Soccer coach forced to quit at gunpoint while surrounded by armed thugs in what British jury is told resembled a scene from The Sopranos
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kirby Puckett's ashes caught in a rundown between his children and fiancee
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(13)
 
(Sportiki)
 
 
 
Basketball fans: 2006 NBA Playoffs, wiki style
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
White Sox first team to 20 wins, assuring that they will at least finish ahead of the Royals
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(31)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which of the 32 World Cup teams won't be displaying its flag on the team bus for security reasons? Hint: It's not Iran
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official NHL 2005-2006 Trophy finalist discussion thread
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Phillies Pitcher rips Bonds for "cheating"
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A full month into the season, Red Sox rookie reliever Jonathan Papelbon finally gives up his first run
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Fonz will be coaching the Tampa Bay Lightning again next year. Ehhhh
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NY Rangers defenseman charged with DWI. That's a good explanation for how the Devils swept the Rangers
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(27)
 


Wed May 03, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College football player charged with punching a horse, also suspected of sitting with his buddies around a campfire having a fart competition
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB will not authenticate Bonds' HR No. 715*
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL truth and rumors: Fred Taylor may be out of Jacksonville, Matt Leinart may be in Paris
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Potential QB battles in the NFL, including battle of the nobodies in Buffalo and a weak-armed sissy slap-fight in New York
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(21)
 
(Kansas City Star)
 
 
 
Former Royals fan sells 25-year loyalty on Ebay. Your Royals fan is worth $278 and change
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Batter's feelings get hurt, so he charges pitcher. Pitcher says, "He has a right to do that, and I'm totally cool with it''
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe next year the Flyers will get a goalie
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(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US names World Cup roster. Memorize it now, because they'll be gone by the quarterfinals
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(65)
 


Tue May 02, 2006
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter has tiny balls. And for a quarter, you can have one of them for your very own
source: armchairgm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The new black of NFL mock drafts.... The Rock Draft
source: pittsburghlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(San Bernadino County Sun)
 
 
 
So what's Michael Jordan doing nowadays? Oh, nothing much, just kicking around and making Super Bikes
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(14)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
New Zealand rugby fans offered free tickets to rugby game if they swear allegiance to the Australian team first. For comparison, this would be like asking Red Sox fans to put on Yankee uniforms to get into a game
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
712*
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school basketball players sue coach for yelling at them. Kids today are friggin' pansies
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(18)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Red Sox catcher: "That was the first time naked in a police car"
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(26)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The John Green Interactive NBA Experience will be visiting a jail cell near you
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We didn't play like the No. 1 seed." Well, duh
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(110)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Clippers win first playoff series in 30 years. Yes, the Clippers. L.A. expected to drop into sea tomorrow
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox to Padres: "Um... remember how we traded you that catcher? Yeah, well, um... can we have him back now?"
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Golfer John Daly thinks his $60 million in gambling losses has become a problem
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(14)
 


Mon May 01, 2006
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pete Rose, Jr. gives teammates date-rape drug to help them "relax"
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NY Giants sign Patriots' center to play either defensive tackle or tight end for them. Every word in this headline is true
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Official "clear the benches" Red Sox / Yankees discussion thread
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(123)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Shaq scores sixth kid, Mearah, which Biblically means "den, cave, to make empty." Kobe wonders why he keeps rubbing it in
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(3)
 
(nascar.com)
 
 
 
Jimmie Johnson wins the rain-delayed Aaron's 499. Duke sucks
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Research concludes that pitchers who use steroids gain minimal velocity but greatly increase risk of injury
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL truth and rumors: Doug Flutie to retire, citing need to spend more time shooing kids off his lawn
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(12)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Road rage + stabbing + NFL DE + hate crime + pepper spray + jailarity + creepy-ass mugshot goodness = other 49 states surrender
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(94)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Denver player grabs L.A. Clipper's testicles; shocked to find Clippers actually have sack this year
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(14)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
And so it begins... Reggie Bush to petition NFL to let him wear No. 5, which is already assigned to Adrian Peterson of the Saints
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(42)
 
(Some Yankee Fan)
 
 
 
A-Rod contributes a whopping $200 per HR to Barry Zito's charity. Can you afford it, A-Rod?
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(18)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Twin brothers taken as 40th pick in NFL draft one year apart
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(8)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
George Steinbrenner, upset that Joe Torre was ejected from Sunday's name, says that it's a crime the league would assign a rookie umpire to such a "crucial series." In April. Against the Blue Jays
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox re-acquire Doug Mirabelli, possibly the only backstop in baseball capable of catching Tim Wakefield without going all RP McMurphy behind the plate. Josh Bard weeps tears of joy
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(44)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Being the last man taken in the NFL draft earns you the nickname "Mr. Irrelevant," but it also gets you an all-expenses trip to Newport Beach, California for Irrelevant Week; the Lowsman Trophy. Pete Best surrenders
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL draft losers. Is it possible that Buffalo's draft was actually run by underpants gnomes?
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(tsn.ca)
 
 
 
Ottawa will have to open their next NHL playoff series on Friday to avoid running into Dora the Explorer. "Where are we going? Stanley Cup"
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(87)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Top 10 unbreakable sports records (sponsored link)
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(268)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bengals' first round draft choice looks just like Chad Johnson
source: news.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
England soccer team's woes may be traceable to new, hi-tech shoes. Mars Blackmon nods knowingly
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(4)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today grades the NFL draft. How did your team do?
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(OkState)
 
 
 
For $35, you can send your significant other to Football for Women 101. No word on what that will show up as on her transcript
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Polish soccer fans plan "hooligan league" at this year's World Cup. In related news, the World Cup may be worth watching this year
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(53)
 

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