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Sun April 30, 2006
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kobe once again selfishly leads Lakers in assists as Lakers selfishly stun Phoenix to take a selfish 3-1 series lead
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(32)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
If you happen to have one of the 100 or so Topps Alex Gordon baseball cards accidentally in circulation, take another look at that flat-screen TV you've always wanted. (scroll to bottom)
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grading Bonds and McGwire's steroid regimines using 15 years of their baseball cards
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(ESPN)
 
Video
 
Video of Cory McClenethan's Top Fuel dragster snapping in half at 300 mph
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(21)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
In preparation of another "wonderful" Jets season, NYPD seizes 81,600 hits worth of meth, enough to get everyone in Giants Stadium high
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(11)
 
(Jack's Sports Humor)
 
 
 
The ACC's Dirty Dozen: 12 Conference Players Selected in First Round
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cincinnati Reds have the best record in the major leagues; once Griffey gets back from the DL they'll implode
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
One can of Red Bull found, but it must be tainted because it left a bad taste in futboller's mouth. Red Bull trifecta in play
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols is on track to hit 84 homers this year
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(23)
 


Sat April 29, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yanks score in every inning they batted in; it's only happend six times in AL history. Had this been a Red Sox game, it would have been necessary to state whether or not they won
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(18)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
11 little known facts about US World Cup coach Bruce Arena
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(6)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
NCAA approves way to make more money and disenfranchise competitive football programs
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
England super striker Wayne Rooney out for 6 weeks. World Cup place in doubt. English fans head to nearby pubs to drown their sorrows
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim Montgomery, former 100-meter world record holder, arrested for bank fraud and money laundering. Running: Excellent. Hiding: Not so much
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(2)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Don't let the Iranian regime misuse the World Cup in the same way that Hitler did with the Olympic Games in 1936."
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chelsea retain Premiership title for the second season in a row, defeat Manchester United 3-0
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The official 2006 NFL draft thread - part 2
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(280)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
NHL tries to get celebrities rinkside for playoffs, but it's a struggle: Steve Carell from 'The Office' declined, so they got the actress who plays Jan
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(16)
 
(Hogan Stand)
 
 
 
Mayo's Swords forced from Ballyhaunis because Bekan hurlers must join Tooreen
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(11)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
How important is hockey to Canada? Detroit's called-up minor league backup goalie got a police escort from the airport in a tactical unit SUV
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(17)
 
(nfl.com)
 
 
 
The Official 2006 NFL Draft Discussion thread. Your dog is on the clock
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(554)
 
(NFL.com)
 
 
 
Texans spurn Reggie Bush, ink Mario Williams to a $54 million contract with their first pick of the NFL draft, instantly screwing your mock draft
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(34)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Style for devout Muslim female athletes. Newly-designed Hijood is Islam's version of hot sports bra (w/ pic)
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(245)
 
(mlb.com)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Maddux now 5-0 with a 1.35 ERA. Cubs come to agreement to have him pitch remaining 140 games. Clemens who?
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(21)
 


Fri April 28, 2006
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pitcher Steve Howe killed in car accident, goes to the great dugout in the sky
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(18)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Luiz Felipe Scolari turns down offer to coach English soccer team, saying if he really wanted to lead 11 losers to one loss after another, he'd go coach the San Diego Chargers
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(19)
 
(NE-MS Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Leon (from the Budweiser ads) gets traded to another independent league baseball team for 60 cases of Budweiser
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(27)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Low-key Derek Jeter leads by example, quietly teaching his All-Star teammates how to properly arm pump, dive needlessly into the stands for the highlight reel
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(14)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Official NHL playoff discussion thread
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(134)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA cracking down on "offensive" team names and mascots. Notre Dame Fighting Doberman Pincher Genetalia still safe for now
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(7)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush says his parents didn't move out of the rent-free $757,000 home because the media found out, but because they found a better place to live. Any more questions?
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top five best NASCAR paint schemes
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ducks to Flames: Let's see how well you can play when we actually start skating. Duke sucks
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(19)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates to welcome illegal immigrants who can field, hit or pitch
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(11)
 
(Hardball Times)
 
 
 
Cronological look at how MLB and Jeffrey Loria have personally f*cked every baseball fan in South Florida since 1997
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(18)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
MLB not planning celebration of Barry Bonds passing Babe Ruth's home run record. Jesse Jackson planning investigation of racism in baseball
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Red Wings slip away with the game at the Oiler's pond
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(23)
 
(CollegeHumor.com)
 
Video
 
Ahhhh, the NHL playoffs... time for a vicious cross-check that triggers a hockey brawl
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(43)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams may play in the Canadian Football League this season because, you know, it's semi-legal up there
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(18)
 
((Are You Ready For Some Football)
 
 
 
Official NFL Draft Day 0 discussion. Make your predictions here
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(88)
 
(steroidsinbaseball.net)
 
 
 
Steroids in baseball. Website with a nice synopsis of the issue and an odd little graphic. Something tells me this is not sanctioned by MLB
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(4)
 


Thu April 27, 2006
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"The Replacements" has become real as team owner fires entire team. Next, strippers to replace cheerleaders
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(7)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Fark.com photoshopper Kambodia makes CBS News with Karl Malone photoshop
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(12)
 
(nbc4.com)
 
Video
 
Baseball player throws bat at ump
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 best and worst hallmarks of the poker boom
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
An NFL Draft preview column that realizes NFL Draft preview columns are stupid
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The top 100 worst draft picks of all time. Suck it Royals, Browns, Warriors fans (if you do in fact exist)
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(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Keith Foulke wants his shoes back
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(9)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
Hey ya'll, NASCAR may be coming to Staten Island
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that Brett Favre is returning to Green Bay, Javon Walker is looking elsewhere
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings tell Onterrio Smith to take his Whizzinator and go somewhere else
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(5)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Grab your pole, it's trout time." Gobble gobble
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
WHOO NELLIE: Keith Jackson to retire from college football. Big Uglies around the country wipe a tear from their eyes
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC approves $2 billion for new stadiums for the Mets and that other New York team
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flyers tell Sabres, "Suck it" with 4-2 win. Duke still sucks
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Devils beat Rangers for 14th straight win. Rangers heard saying, "Maybe we do suck?" Duke sucks
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(67)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fresno State basketball program given another three years of NCAA probation on top of the three years it was already serving, screwing up brackets across the nation as millions had picked the Bulldogs to win it all. Duke sucks
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(4)
 


Wed April 26, 2006
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mike Piazza hits his 400th career home run, thereby proving once and for all that he is really not gay
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(7)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Another goalless draw riddles overseas soccer fans
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Down 2-0 to the LA Clippers, the Denver Nuggets suspend forward Kenyon Martin for "conduct detrimental to the team" -- which might simply mean, "He's been playing like a turd sandwich out there"
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kevin Mench hits a grand slam to extend his streak of consecutive games with a home run to seven since changing shoe sizes
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush signs his first big contract. No, not with the Houston Texans... with Adidas
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jens Lehmann may have won the starting goalkeeper job for Germany, but the Panini World Cup sticker album votes for KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN
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(12)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your Official NFL Draft Drinking Game. Pity the poor soul who picks Mel Kyper's hair
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(14)
 
(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
Radio station rumor about INS causes three soccer teams to forfeit matches
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(217)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"If you ask any other coach in the NBA if they smell liquor on a player, any coach would say, 'every year'. Some players go out in every city they go to."
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(8)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant changing his number to 24 next year. That's one better than Michael Jordan
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Flames to Anaheim: Let's see how well you can play when we actually start hitting
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Excuses are like a$$holes. Everybody's got one. And this time the Rangers are full of them. Duke sucks
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(73)
 
(Some Ball Boy)
 
 
 
Trash-talking, tennis-playing robot allows pretentious tennis players to feel like they have a real friend
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(4)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Maxim's top 5 whipped atheletes
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(114)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Joe Sakic passed Maurice Richard with the most overtime goals in NHL playoff history
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(10)
 
(Advocate)
 
 
 
Steroid Bonds hits No. 710, four away from Ruth
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(69)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
High school baseball team manages the tricky K-2-1-5-1 triple play after both the catcher and the third basemen forgot how many outs it takes to end an inning
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Things you shouldn't do as a soccer coach: Accuse the ref of flirting with you during a match
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's like the Exxon Valdez all over again... Oilers all over Wings
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(21)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Brett Favre finally makes up his damn mind
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
World's oldest football, which once belonged to Mary Queen of Scots, headed to Germany for the 2006 World Cup
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(16)
 
(Sports Online)
 
 
 
Steve Spurrier announces that South Carolina does not have enough athletes or fan support for team to realistically win SEC. Master Holtz nods head wisely
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(17)
 


Tue April 25, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams' 2006 season goes up in smoke
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French midfielder Zinedine Zidane to surrender after the World Cup in Germany
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(11)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Dirty hit from behind against the Sabres? No suspension. Dirty hit from behind against the Maple Leafs? Two-game suspension
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Cardinals have many needs in NFL draft." Thank you, Ric Romero
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sabres to Flyers: You guys aren't that good. Oh, and you're idiots
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Avalanche to Stars: You guys just aren't that good
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(31)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Bad: Lacrosse. Worse: Lacrosse players behaving badly. Fark: UFIA
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(118)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arsenal bores into Champions League finals, 0-0
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush claims "I did nothing wrong. But even if I did, Saturday afternoon I'll have 25 million reasons to forget the whole thing"
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(25)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Devils to Rangers: You guys just aren't that good
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men still get paid more than women at Wimbledon. They also play more games per match, but apparently that's irrelevent
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(285)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Soon-to-be Chicago Bears cornerback Ricky Manning, Jr. arrested for assaulting a man who "looked like a geek or a nerd." Swarms of Farkers converge on Los Angeles for a little vigilante justice
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New BCS Championship game needs a name, sponsor. Fark.com UFIA Bowl one step closer to reality
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ron Mexico ends standoff, makes payoff
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(7)
 


Mon April 24, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Larry Bird's new wine fittingly described as "overrated for a white"
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(75)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Bucs and Man U. owner Malcolm Glazer suffers stroke, saved by secret leprechaun magic
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience returns to the stands for a one-game engagement
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(7)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Computer model of football can choose best play. Still no cure for T.O.
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(18)
 
(NPR.org)
 
 
 
Women on wheels wearing knee pads? Men rejoice at rebirth of roller derby
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(10)
 
(Blogcritics)
 
 
 
Toby Keith wants to be an Olympic curler
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(17)
 
(aljazeera)
 
 
 
Orangutans -- who were forced to don silk shorts and boxing gloves to performing boxing matches -- will be freed. Nikolay Valuev thrilled, unsure what to do with his free time
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NHL monkey picks Calgary, Colorado, San Jose, Buffalo and New York
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ice hockey coming to Israel. Looks a lot like regular ice hockey, but after a particularly hard check on your player, your team is allowed to go into the stands and attack the player's supporters
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(126)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Keith Hernandez, part of a team made famous for something going in between someone's legs, thinks women shouldn't be in the dugout
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(33)
 

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