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Sun April 23, 2006
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(Some umpire)
 
 
 
Babe Ruth's bat sells for $101k, no word on price of his balls
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(6)
 
(SF Giants)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds speculates that he won't catch Hank Aaron unless modern medicine can find a way to help him recover from his injuries
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
USC, say "hello" to a 0-13 record for the '05 season. Apparently, Reggie Bush forgot to add "home in affluent neighborhood" to his receiving stats
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday NHL playoffs discussion
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(97)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston Celtics to become last NBA team to add cheerleaders. Good players still on back order. (with hot pic)
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
WWF champion Ursa Major loses title due to fan interference, foreign object in ring
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(51)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
LeBron James is so good, Hugh Hefner calls him for scoring advice
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs discussion thread. This is where you come in to lie about how your team is the one that has what it takes to beat Detroit
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(44)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
In a massive display of overkill, the Brewers become the first team in 40 years to hit five home runs in an inning
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(11)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Top 10 sporting pests
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(23)
 
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
MLB assistant clubhouse managers competing for most bobble-heads
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(10)
 
(The Sporting News)
 
 
 
Former UCLA coach Steve Lavin rumored to become the next N.C. State basketball coach. Aspirations include making the Wolfpack fifth best team in state
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(9)
 
(FOX Sports)
 
 
 
Best way to size up a lineman's potential: trunk strength. Here are the five best and worst for the NFL draft. Duke sucks
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(6)
 


Sat April 22, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds hits first home run of season. Of course, he did it in Colorado, where the bat-boy was hittin 400 footers down the left field line before the game
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(109)
 
(The Herald Standard)
 
 
 
Some WVU student and athletic-office worker gets nabbed by Marshall U. authorities for spying on their practices. WVU athletic officials disavow any knowledge of student
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(8)
 
(kfor.com)
 
 
 
Former OU coach says that OSU tipped NCAA off to violations. I guess when you can't beat them in the Bedlam Series, this would be the way to get back at them
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(4)
 


Fri April 21, 2006
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Despite 2-12 start and current 10 game losing streak, Royals owner plans no immediate changes. That's cause he's gellin' like a felon
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(18)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 insults thrown at Barry Bonds
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(16)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
What do curveballs, line drives and lazy outfielders have in common? Here comes the science
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shaun Alexander is the newest player to get cursed on EA's Madden cover
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(28)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Despite strong fan support, NASCAR trying to cut down on the number of girl fights in pit row
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(150)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Second dancer at Duke party sees dollar bills, starts changing her story, claims Duke sucks
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(393)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Thirty-three years after buying the Yankees for $10 million, George Steinbrenner's franchise is now worth about $1 billion. Duke sucks
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(16)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Germany and England wage "tabloid war" over half-naked German Prime Minister Angela Merkel
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baseball has fewer black pitchers, but plenty of light-hitting middle infielders from places where chickens run free
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What says hockey more than the mullet? The top 10 hockey mullets of all time
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(21)
 
(NHL.com)
 
 
 
The official crystal ball outlook on the Sabres vs Flyers from the NHL website: "Philadelphia will win if: If Peter Forsberg can overcome his cranky groin"
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After becoming the oldest player to hit a home run in a MLB game, 47 year-old Julio Franco implores reporters to get off his lawn, then takes a nap
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(20)
 
(Museum of Hoaxes)
 
 
 
One more from "today in hoax history": Rosie Ruiz won the Boston Marathon on this day in 1980
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(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wait until next year, Cubs fans: Derrek Lee expected to be out two to three months with a broken wrist. Duke sucks
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(28)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
TV station decides to replace their sports analyst with Maggie the Monkey. Nobody notices
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(9)
 


Thu April 20, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brett Favre, Patron Saint of Abused Quarterbacks
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Allthough unable to dance in the end zone next year, Chad Johnson dances all the way to the bank
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(8)
 
(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Caption these people
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(98)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Duke lacrosse player: "Hey Syracuse University, you recruited me to play lacrosse for you, can I transfer in?" Syracuse: "Die in a fire"
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(224)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame Penguins GM Craig Patrick stepping down after 17 seasons on the job. Duke sucks
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ex-MLBer Derek Bell charged with cocaine possession. After police found a warm crack pipe in the back seat, Bell pleaded that at least he wasn't on steroids
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball finally shows Barry Bonds the pimp hand for his transgressions... by fining him for wearing illegal wristbands. Hey, gotta start somewhere
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(10)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs fire coach Pat Quinn, already searching for new excuse to suck next year
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(109)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls win 12 of their last 14 games to finish .500 and lock up Eastern Conference seventh seed. The bandwagon is still mighty empty though
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(16)
 
(Syracuse.com)
 
 
 
You know your football team is going to suck when the highlight of the team's spring scrimmage is a 5'4" walk-on receiver catching two passes
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(6)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods on immediate hiatus from PGA tour, to care for ailing father, swim in Uncle Scrooge money vault
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(14)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The Astros are losers once again
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Inflammation lands Colon on the DL"
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(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cubs' first-baseman Derrek Lee signs $65-million contract -- days later, his wrist is ripped off. Billy goats around the world laugh
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling off to the best start of his career. Yankees suck
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong taking up marathon running, looking to own that sport also
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban gives every fans attending tonight's game a ticket on American Airlines. The bad news is that they have to return to Dallas
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(14)
 


Wed April 19, 2006
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Pirates GM admits he blew it by dumping AL home-run leader Chris Shelton onto Detroit for $50,000
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Atlanta's Bobby Cox gets 2,100th victory as a manager. Time to polish that Hall of Fame trophy
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bucharest soccer team owner asks God to help his team win UEFA cup, unaware that God doesn't give a rat's ass about soccer
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(11)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Britain's Foreign Office gives English soccer fans advice on how find more beer in Germany. Finally, a government agency doing something productive
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(28)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Bucks: Last in their division and going to the playoffs
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(26)
 
(Sportiki)
 
 
 
"The New NHL" -- 2005-06 season recap (with stats)
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(34)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Allen Iverson, Chris Webber don't show up for Fan Appreciation Night. Philly fans nonplussed
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(15)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
For the first time since April 1962, the Astros are not a losing organization
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Official NHL end of season / playoff matchups thread. Devils suck
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(80)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to hell: Nineteen points back in January, NJ Devils come back to win division
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(15)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Royals have sights on team record for consecutive losses set last year as they lose ninth straight
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(12)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
FHM interviews Reggie Bush
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(11)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
After 25 consecutive years of playoffs, the St. Louis Blues suck enough to make Duke jealous
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(10)
 
(E-Trade)
 
 
 
WagerWeb.com now allows you to bet on who Terrell Owens will get in fight with first. Wagers not available include Kobe's next victim, when Bonds next injection will be
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(15)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods won more money in Vegas than playing in Masters. Meanwhile, Pete Rose still banned from baseball
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 World Cup scandals
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(9)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds reality show has as many viewers as paint ball
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(9)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So many people are going to leave Limerick, Ireland for a night to watch a rugby match that the city could lose its city status
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(26)
 


Tue April 18, 2006
(Local6)
 
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Woman gets knocked onto field head-first from stands during fan brawl at Orlando Predator football game (with pics of fall)
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 10 overrated and underrated NFL draft prospects
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(13)
 
(Myrtle Beach Sun)
 
 
 
Today on "Slow News Day," minor league umpires might strike. In other news, someone might give a crap
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols ties MLB record for homers in four straight at-bats. Reds and Pirates surrender
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In an attempt to explain the Alfonso Soriano trade, Washington Nationals GM charged with DUI
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(3)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Adam Morrison to take his crying game to the NBA
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sidney Crosby youngest in NHL with 100 points; tells Ovechkin: Suck it
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(74)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Judge rules disabled athletes must be incorporated into normal athletic competitions. Playing of national anthem for gold medal to be followed by a cheerful "Ding, Fries Are Done"
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(191)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World Cup host city hands out "first aid" packages containing condoms and tissues "for when your team loses"
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(26)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Joggler set new record in marathon. International Sport Juggling Federation reviews tape. International Sport Juggling Federation?
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Larry Brown may sit out rest of season, finally joining rest of Knicks 5 months late
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota minor-league baseball team to give away purple-and-yellow rubber boats to fans. Vikings not amused
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(4)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Greg Ostertag retires from Jazz after 11-year career. "I realized if I couldn't play for this team, there aren't many I can play for"
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It isn't a lack of steroids that makes Barry Bonds suck. It's old age
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(26)
 
(Covers.com)
 
 
 
The experts know what the press refuses to say: Coach Krzyzewski is "extremely overrated and undeserving of the great respect he's accorded."
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pedro Martinez wins his 200th career game
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(14)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Beckham has a huge golden ball. No wood-slatted chairs were harmed
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(11)
 
(Inside Lacrosse)
 
 
 
Durham grand jury hands down two sealed indictments in Duke lax "rape" case
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(41)
 
(Ouch)
 
 
 
The funniest sports injuries ever
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(31)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Louise Smith, best known for wrecking in the Daytona beach race, takes the checkered flag at 89
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(2)
 


Mon April 17, 2006
(foxsports.news.com.au)
 
 
 
Punter Ricky Ponting penalised for approaching. Peregrinity of situation not lost on perplexed NBA fans
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(8)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Table made from hockey sticks stolen from Canadian arena. Police estimate the loss at tens of dollars
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peter King tallies the 10 best NFL team off-season moves. Inserting a spine into Peyton Manning not among them
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
County judge tries to lure Florida Marlins to San Antonio with bad fish pun
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(4)
 
(Mets)
 
 
 
Mets executives produce new lame-ass theme song called "Our Team, Our Time." Fans groan, prefer old-standard, never-dated rhythmic chant of "Yankees suck." And they do
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England's World Cup squad told not to bet on this summer's games. Pete Rose surrenders
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(5)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a stunning, unprecedented, come-out-of-nowhere, against-all-odds development, Kenyans sweep the Boston Marathon
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(124)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bloody nipples among array of injuries suffered by marathon runners
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
USC has found their Mr. New Booty to lead them at quarterback
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox fans' spring fashions this year include Johnny Damon t-shirts that read: "Looks like Jesus. Acts like Judas. Throws like Mary." (Scroll to factoid)
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(27)
 
(ESPN Soccernet)
 
 
 
Tottenham lose 2-1 to Man U. Why is this important? Arsenal still have a chance to crack the top four
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs discussion: Montreal, Tampa and Atlanta. Which two will make the cut?
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(57)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Mets have the best record in MLB and are off to their best start in team history. Duke sucks
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(25)
 
(Poker Player News)
 
 
 
WSOP player Clyde "Puggy" Pearson goes all-in with 8-6
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(14)
 
(PittsburghChannel)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers to celebrate their Super Bowl win with a concert featuring Bon Jovi and Nickelback. Celebrate? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(205)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
PGA golfer wins tourney, throws some love to Jesus: "I said, 'this is for you Jesus,' and knocked it in"
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(199)
 

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