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Sun April 09, 2006
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson wins his 2nd Masters title
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sugar Ray Robinson, who could lick anyone in his day, honored with stamp
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Samsung Radio Shack 500 discussion thread
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(130)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
A look at the 'social media superstars' that are driving some people to spend as much as $5 a month on subscriptions to get closer to. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Official 2006 Masters discussion thread
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Philly urologist writes a rap song ripping Terrell Owens
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fighting with helmets is dumb, especially if it's a swordfight
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(4)
 
((World Finger Jousting Federatio)
 
 
 
Finally, those who have spent years honing their finger-jousting skills can have their day in the sun
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(5)
 


Sat April 08, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Every single RV and van in Britain has been booked by World Cup fans
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(28)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
DAYCARE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES: A Garbage Man Wears A Monkey Mask To Visit A Daycare Center And No One Is Freaked Out About It.
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Official NCAA Hockey Championship thread
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(43)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Nuggets guard Hodge blocks multiple shots...with his body. Unfortunately, they were from a gun
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pantywaists concerned catcher's chest protectors won't defend against heart attacks, recommend softer balls. It's already obvious they play with softer balls
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brett Favre holds press conference to announce he has not made up his friggin mind yet
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(141)
 
(Texas Sports)
 
 
 
Destinee Hooker wins Texas Relays high jump crown despite being named after a stripper
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TFer will be seen everytime a left handed batter is on during the Cubs game today LGN VE
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(59)
 
(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
NFL quarterbacks will no longer be forced to play with somebody else's balls
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tigers and Brewers are last two undefeated teams. If they can get the MLB season shortened to seven games, they have a pretty good chance of making the playoffs
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(16)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
World record set for longest skateboarding free fall off neon-lit guitar outside the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino (pics)
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(6)
 


Fri April 07, 2006
(Blogcritics)
 
 
 
"As far as American professional [soccer] teams go, there are three positions: midfielder, Fiery Spaniard and Determined Croatian."
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians top first MLB Power Rankings of the regular season. All your bats are belong to Jobu
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A compelling preview of every game on the 2006 NFL schedule, like Week 15: Cleveland at Baltimore: "Punting is awesome"
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Court rules that the beanball is completely legal
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL truth and rumors: With the pick-up of Brian Griese by the Bears, Kyle Orton falls to third on the depth chart. However, he's still first on the hookers and Jack and Coke chart
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(14)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Steelers fans were victims of discrimination last season. Jesse Jackson is very upset
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(34)
 
(Atlanta Falcons)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons trade safety Bryan Scott for veteran New Orleans Saint tackle Wayne Gandy. Still no cure for Micheal Vick's herpes
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pats sign Martin Gramatica to replace Adam Vinatieri and immediately place him on IR
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After last night's win over the Lakers, Carmelo Anthony is 10 of 15 in game winning/tying shots, and is three short of Michael Jordan's career mark
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(18)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Professional tennis player and her mother charged with stealing clothes from Jacksonville department store
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Sugar Ray Robinson stamp to be revealed today. Sweet
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(6)
 
(JPost)
 
 
 
FIFA: Israeli air strike in an empty soccer stadium is wrong. Palestinians firing rockets at populated Israeli soccer fields are okay
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(59)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Masters got even tougher, now includes Augusta residents shooting at PGA players
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(59)
 
(Inside College Hockey)
 
 
 
Boston College and University of Wisconsin advance to Frozen Four Championship Game
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joltin' Joes hitting streak intact as Rollins' goes 0-4 against Cards
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(21)
 


Thu April 06, 2006
(CNNSI)
 
 
 
Top NFL matchups of next season. Not surprisingly, the Lions don't make the cut
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Mets stadium to evoke memories of Ebbets Field, Mets suckage that played in it. Marv Throneberry surrenders
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Babe Ruth's 88-year-old daughter not worried about Bonds passing her dad in the record books. Claims people will always remember her dad -- after all, he hit homers the old-fashioned way, with booze and hookers, not 'roids
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(32)
 
(NFL.com)
 
 
 
2006 NFL regular season schedule released. Duke sucks
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(166)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if there weren't enough annoying ads at the ballpark, baseball video games now feature in-game advertising
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yankees move forward on plans for "The House That A-Rod Built, with Interior Decorating by Derek Jeter"
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bengals sign Sam Adams. Said to be interested in Bud Weiser as well
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(14)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
NASCAR just a tad unhappy with NBC's effort to run a racism sting on their fans
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(217)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soccer's 10 greatest villains. Venom, Lex Luther don't make cut
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(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baseball Hall of Fame needs Barry Bonds artifacts. Bats, balls sought; no word on syringes or creamers. For that matter, good luck finding the balls
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(50)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Adam Williams to leave Kentucky, take a year off, then sit on the bench elsewhere. Duke still sucks
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(5)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Six reasons to bet against Tiger Woods at this weeks Masters tournament
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rollins extends hitting streak to 38 games
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(16)
 
(Fox Sprts)
 
 
 
MLB 2006 team by team salaries
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(29)
 


Wed April 05, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey Jr. hits 537th home run, passing Mickey Mantle for 12th place on all-time list
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(26)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
The unofficial odds on the Masters championship. The list is alphabetical, so you'll have to scroll to the end to find out that some guy named Woods is the 2-1 favorite
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(5)
 
(Billboard Radio Monitor)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals to give XM radios to fans who cannot clearly receive terrestrial station the team has a stake in
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(8)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The perfect woman: One part beauty pageant contestant, one part semi-pro football player (SFW pic)
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minneasota takes first pick in the draft. The fact that you don't know which particular draft speaks volumes about the sport in question
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(19)
 
(You Tube)
 
Video
 
Hockey player hit through glass. Barry Melrose's mullet unavailable for comment
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Readers send in letters regarding Brett Favre's attitude of playing only if Green Bay will be a contender. General consensus is, "Die in a fire"
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donovan McNabb must pay fine for parking in handicapped spot. Chunky Soup stock decreases to lowest level ever
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(15)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Ralph Wilson expresses concerns about long-term viability of Buffalo Bills, continues looking for ways to burn team to ground and claim insurance money
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The Greatest Clutch Hitter in the History of the Boston Red Sox" not actually clutch after all
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(47)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Former Met Dwight Gooden goes to the cellar. Rest of '06 Mets to be in the cellar by All-Star break
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
T.O. to receive gift of broken femur this Christmas
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(32)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Looking for a reason to burn mattresses and cause general mayhem, Maryland students hear of women's basketball championship, say "Eh, we'll take it"
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(10)
 
(Chico Escuela)
 
 
 
Mets in sole possession of 1st place in NL East. I know this won't be greenlit, but it's farkin' sweet to be able to say that
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The top five hotheads in MLB. Julian Tavarez throws at batters' heads and throws a mean right hook
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(6)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
A.J. Pierzynski predicts he will lead league in offensiveness
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(3)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Anna Benson reconciles with pitcher Kris "Meal Ticket" Benson, withdraws divorce filing. In other news, entire Baltimore Orioles team goes on DL for severe case of blue balls
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White Sox receive World Series rings, celebrate by losing to Cleveland
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Milwaukee Brewers winningest team in baseball. Enjoy it now, Milwaukee
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(12)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the voters of Jackson County, Missouri for becoming the first county to ever vote down a measure that would have brought them a Super Bowl and millions of dollars in revenue
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most ridiculous hockey fight you'll ever see
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Leafs Darcy Tucker, known for his clean play, takes cheap shot at Sabres' Hecht, knocks him out for two weeks. Guess how long his suspension is?
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(45)
 


Tue April 04, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
AC Milan, Villarreal make it to Champions League semi-final. Inter, meanwhile, sucked worse than Duke
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maryland and Duke vie for national title in women's college baskeHEY WAKE UP
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video of a hockey fan -- who taunted Steve Sullivan for bleeding after getting a stick to the face -- getting taunted by Steve Sullivan after getting hit in the face by a flying puck in the same game
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Titans thank McNair for his 11-year tenure by telling him to beat it from team's gym. McKinney chartering jet with constituents' money to stage protest
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(16)
 
(The Mirror)
 
 
 
English footballer misses game due to scalding his privates with boiling water
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL truth and rumors: Vince Young may have dropped out of the top 10, Kerry Collins may retire, Daunte Culpepper may slide out of charges
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(11)
 
(Dailyrecord.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Top 8 most bizarre soccer injuries. None involving those cute little shin guards
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(18)
 
(Twin Cities.com)
 
 
 
Charges against Daunte Culpepper dropped, just like his pants whenever he gets on a boat
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
For a change, the stink at Yankee & Shea Stadiums won't be coming from the playing field
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(9)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Aussies win something in sport that is incomprehensible to half the world
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Pee-wee hockey kids throwin' down
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego fans greet Barry with homemade signs that make no sense
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Amazon.com sends out mass email congratulating UCLA Bruins on NCAA basketball victory
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fans throw syringes to Barry Bonds, who says, "No thanks, got plenty"
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(16)
 
(Some Dude)
 
 
 
Bethany Hamilton still surfing
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(22)
 


Mon April 03, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The official NCAA Championship discussion thread. Florida beats the snot out of UFIA
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(441)
 
(LA Dodgers)
 
 
 
Nomar Hamm-Garciaparra, who's missed 181 games in the last two years, begins the season on the DL due to a strained ribcage muscle -- possibly because his athlete wife pummeled his pansy ass for being such a pathetic wuss
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(23)
 
(Team Hoyt)
 
 
 
Meet Dick Hoyt, who will be pushing his son Rick across the Boston Marathon finish line for the 25th time this year
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Predictions for every day of the MLB season. Sort of like having the sports almanac from "Back to the Future II"
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaq on refs: "They make these rules up and they don't follow them. We all know there's a double standard. I just wish they wouldn't make it so obvious."
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(10)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Mets and Orioles locked in bitter struggle for rights to Anna Benson
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(5)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Cubs infielder Mark Grace, asked whether he used steroids: "I was not a steroid guy. If you see me, I'm body by booze"
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(23)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fifty runners pay $10,000 apiece to run in North Pole marathon, which covers 26 miles on a piece of ice floating in the Arctic
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Clemens is about to retire. Again. Maybe
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The Round Mound of Rebound" and "The Human Highlight Reel" added to Basketball Hall of Fame. Duke sucks
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(7)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Billboard to SF Giants: Trade Barry
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(11)
 
(Play Ball!)
 
 
 
Official MLB opening day discussion thread
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(135)
 
(Wrestling Observer)
 
 
 
John Cena defeats Triple H to retain the WWE Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania 22
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(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The first round of the NFL draft if it was held today
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(30)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
An important article about a great man, just in time for the NCAA championship: John Wooden. Duke sucks
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(9)
 
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
The latest trend in college hazing? Dressing the frosh up in women's underwear and duct taping 40-ounce bottles to their hands (with pics)
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(223)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Florida Marlins' owner, Jeff Loria, shows his knowledge of press relations by saying he is serious about moving the team the day before opening day
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(16)
 

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