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Sun March 19, 2006
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State loses to Georgetown as the last of the Big Ten teams is ousted. Better luck next ye... oh wait, never mind. Duke sucks
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA tournament discussion
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(240)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buffalo Sabres ride 8-game winning streak into Ottawa with chance to take over first place. Promptly get outshot 49-22, do not take over first place
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(21)
 
(RTE)
 
 
 
Ireland wins Triple Crown by beating England at Twikenham. Bangers and Guinness for everybody
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Liverpool apologizes for behaviour of its fans in game against Man U. Especially the "pelting with human excrement", they particularly regret that part
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(38)
 
(WFMY News 2)
 
 
 
Duke's Redick tosses a surprise out to fans
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(15)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe buys majority interest in rugby club. No work if they'll be his backup during next episode of "Fightin' Round the World."
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(5)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Japan goes to WBC finals. Sake and tentacle porn for everybody
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will be today's double digit seeded bracket buster? Discuss who will fill in the last slots of the sweet sixteen in this thread
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sharapova conquers Dementia. "It feels really great," said Sharapova
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(9)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cuba goes to WBC finals. Cigars and rum for everybody
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(13)
 


Sat March 18, 2006
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Research shows kids who play sports are more likely to break the law
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tennessee gets The Shocker
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Oh-san respectfully inquires how your family is doing, particularly your mother." and other translation of WBC Umpire-Manager arguments
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(4)
 
(worldbaseballclassic.com)
 
 
 
The Official World Baseball Classic Discussion Page
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In study to prove whether knowledge of hoops actually necessary to win NCAA pool, sports retailer sets up contest between Dick Vitale, a Chicago bar floozy, and a dog. My money's on the dog in this one
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(10)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New prostitution law is good news for cheerleaders
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(54)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Artest booed mercilessly in return to Indiana. In other news, T.O.'s a jerk, Bonds has 'Roid rage and Sharapova is hot
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(7)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
City outraged after homeowner hangs "No Stickball"sign
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will have the incredible NCAA Cinderella story? Let the discussion for Round 2 begin
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(174)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Shot clock runs out for coach Ray Meyer; he was 92
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tennessee Volunteers' coonhound mascot, Smokey VIII, dead at 77 (in dog years). Duke sucks
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball's new steroid policy about as effective as the Kansas City Royals
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(2)
 


Fri March 17, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bill Lester is the first African-American to start a NASCAR Cup race in over 20 years. Let's hope the cops don't pull him over for "speeding."
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(39)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Meet the NCAA tournament's only "Star Trek-watching, fire-spitting, Ben Franklin-loving, no new shoes-wearing starting forward"
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA tournament discussion
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(150)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Turk Wendell says Sammy Sosa used steroids. Also claims that he has irrefutable evidence that the sky is blue
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After releasing Keyshawn Johnson, Cowboys to sign Terrell Owens, rebalancing their feng shui with another loudmouth
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(10)
 
(Nascar)
 
 
 
2004 NASCAR Truck series Champion, Bobby Hamilton, announces he has cancer and will start treatment after the Atlanta race
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Upsets continue. #14 Northwestern State beats #3 Iowa on last-second three pointer. What a shot
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(25)
 
(servihoo.com)
 
 
 
World Cup to bring $4 billion into Japan's economy, mostly in pizza deliveries
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(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Round One, Day Two: The Official NCAA "Can a 5-seed advance" discussion page
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horses dying faster at England's Cheltenham horse race than in a German abbatoir, and the big race hasn't even been held yet
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(3)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USA eliminated from World Baseball Classic by Mexico
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(52)
 


Thu March 16, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CBS showing NCAA games live on web. Also provides "Boss Button" that mutes webcast and pops up accounting spreadsheet when the supervisor walks by
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(20)
 
(LGN)
 
 
 
Official round one, day one NCAA thread. LGN
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Keshawn Johnson, 33 years old and slower than your grandparents screwing, thinks he's worth more than $2.5 million a year
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(14)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cuban manager gets ejected from game after his translator correctly interpreted what he was yelling at the umpire
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL players to use pink hockey sticks this weekend to salute "Hockey Moms"
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(29)
 
(Some Crazy Canuck)
 
 
 
Grab your club -- it's seal-hunting season
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(210)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Willie McGinest leaves the New England Patriots to join perennial powerhouse Cleveland Browns
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Official Thursday NCAA Tournament first-round discussion thread
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(565)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Seattle Sonics threaten to leave if they don't get $200 million in arena renovations. Seattle mayor to Sonics: Suck it
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(15)
 
(Sportsline)
 
 
 
Twenty unexplored NCAA tourney stats
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(7)
 


Wed March 15, 2006
(Local6)
 
 
 
Old One Nut to drive in the Indy 500
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(12)
 
(some nanook)
 
 
 
University of Alaska, Fairbanks wins seventh D-1 Rifle national championship in eight years, defeating lesser known schools such as Army, Navy
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(82)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 NCAA first round upsets of the past 10 years
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Gibbs defends Redskins' free-spending ways: "We haven't done one thing that anybody else can't do." Amen
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USA now ranked fifth in world in soccer, according to latest FIFA rankings
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(40)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
World Baseball Classic tiebreak formula is so goofy that even the Associated Press can't figure out if the U.S. needs Korea or Japan to win tonight
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Miami Dolphin Daunte Culpepper passed his medical exam this morning. As expected, it was picked off and returned for a touchdown
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(45)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Retiring Temple coach John Chaney misses final game to be with his sick wife
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(4)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Stabbings up sharply as English and Italian soccer fans get ready for the World Cup
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(10)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida hockey fans and concert-goers who park for free at adjacent mall to be charged $5.00 each to walk across street to arena
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
From the "Who Didn't See This One Coming?" Department: Cubs pitcher Mark Prior to have his shoulder looked at due to soreness
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(17)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
The top 10 picks in the NFL draft if it happened today
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(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Monmouth earns the right to get smacked around by Villanova. Duke sucks
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(5)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This years NCAA tournament will result in $3.8 billion dollars in lost productivity according to firm who just pulled a random number out of a hat
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(88)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Commonwealth Games start. America doesn't care because they weren't invited
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds allegedly told Griffey Jr. that he used the "hardcore stuff" in 1998, according to second book due out, implicting him with steroids
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian riot police give English soccer rioters the UFIA before UEFA championship match against AS Roma
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(12)
 


Tue March 14, 2006
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys cut Keyshawn Johnson; Jerry Jones reportedly considering signing T.O. Fans not expected to notice difference
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(27)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Dwight Gooden arrested again
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(13)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
High-scoring autistic basketball player gets visit from Bush. Both vow to continue showing how much can be accomplished by learning-disabled people
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(191)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal has birthday party, biggest celebrity to show up is Star Jones. Welcome to Miami
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(8)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
NBA superstar joins up with Gene Simmons to sponsor IndyCar. NASCAR not happy
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oddsmakers say New York Yankees best bet to win World Series this year, followed by Chicago White Sox and the... New York Mets? Duke sucks
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL truth and rumors: Keshawn Johnson wants a raise. Parcells responds, "Not until you can outrace me, you overrated possession guy"
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Forecasters say low pressure area seen leaving Philly area is actually T.O.
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Suspicious powder" found in letter addressed to Vancouver Canucks, referring to Todd Bertuzzi. As if broken sewer lines were the biggest concern for NHL teams
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(58)
 
(WTOP News)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals' new stadium looks like Montreal Expos' old stadium with the roof off. Somewhere, Youppi sheds a tear
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three-time champ senses victory in Iditarod. Porn stars across the globe wonder why this is a big deal
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(3)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vikings trade Daunte Culpepper to Miami. Culpepper says he can't wait to rent a boat and go... ummm... dolphin watching. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detriot Lions sign Jon Kitna, Bengals sign Jamie Martin. The QB Carousel has almost come to a complete stop. Please exit the ride in an orderly fashion
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(9)
 
(Some Crappy Team)
 
 
 
Saints grab Brees, apparently unaware of this "Matt Leinart" kid everyone keeps talking about
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
German soccer association will not allow banners criticizing national team's coach at next week's friendly against the U.S. team. George Steinbrenner chuckles because he pulled this stunt 20 years ago
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(2)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens to be cut by the Eagles at 4:00 p.m., will be allowed to go annoy another team
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(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bill Lester seeks to become first black man to qualify for Nextel Cup race in 20 years this weekend
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cal state baseketball player is planning on a hot date after the game. Turns out 5000 male fans were that hot date as he is pwn3d over instant messaging
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NCAA basketball champion: Bucknell (if results dictated by graduation rate of players)
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NCAA committee chairman slams CBS, Packer for criticizing tourney picks. CBS shrugs, Packer goes back to fellating Mike Krzyzewski
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American makes debut in Formula One, the world's toughest race-car series. Americans respond with collective yawn
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mets forget to pay light bill
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(5)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And in the first MLB power rankings of the year, we find the No. 1 team is the MIGHTY... Red Sox? Duke sucks
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(43)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Korea beats USA 7-3 in World Baseball Championship or Classic or whatever they're calling it. I don't care and neither do you, do you now?
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(26)
 
(Sportscolumn)
 
 
 
Best names in this year's NCAA tournament. Duke sucks
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(6)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
UNC, Ohio State, Duke, LSU get No. 1 seeds in the women's bracket. Duke sucks
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(2)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Minor-league hockey team plans "Dick Cheney Hunting Vest Night"
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(43)
 


Mon March 13, 2006
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Batshiat crazy NCAA tourney selection committee performs even worse than usual. They do, however, agree that Duke sucks
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peter King thinks the Redskins are nuts for having four receivers who may have a hard time dunking a basketball
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Economist says Bug Selig is "the best commissioner baseball has ever had," also thinks Jeffrey Dahmer was "pure genius" in the kitchen
source: business.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ideal fantasy baseball lineup if compiled entirely of classic Nintendo characters
source: mcsweeneys.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The key to winning your NCAA Tournament pool: College basketball haiku
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(5)
 
(NBA.com)
 
Boobies
 
Finally, a bracket even basketball-haters can enjoy (SFW)
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball sells European TV rights to all-sports network determined to prove to skeptical Europeans that there are sports more boring than cricket
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Temple coach John Chaney retires after 24 years at Temple. Duke sucks
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Gambler puts in $20,000 at odds of $1.01 for Australia to win the cricket match after they broke the record for highest scoring total. Since this is on Fark, you know what happens next
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(143)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jimmie Johnson leads only one lap in the UAW-Daimler Chrysler 400, but it's the most important one -- the final lap
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(12)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Bearded coaches are jinxed in the NCAA Tournament
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's NCAA office pool time -- here's an automatic pick generator so you can blame how much you suck on submitter's programming skills
source: scottkuma.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Inside College Hockey)
 
 
 
This week's Inside College Hockey power rankings, playoff style
source: insidecollegehockey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA college basketball tournament brackets set. Your local 13-11 team that got no love
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(12)
 
(bozjournals.com)
 
 
 
NFL players find that Harvard Business School is a snap
source: pittsburgh.bizjournals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a stunning loss, Steelers lose their best QB
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
NY Islanders surprised to discover that the reason their locker room smelled like crap could not entirely be attributed to their playing
source: slam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(USS Mariner)
 
 
 
Guy with too much time on his hands provides statistical analysis of Bugs Bunny's baseball greatness
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(9)
 
(This Sporting Life)
 
 
 
The Frogs give the Poms a good old 31-6 ass pounding in football. America asks where was the reach around soccer pansies
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(11)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Seats at Wimbledon being super-sized to accomodate the ever-growing asses of English tennis fans
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(85)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Japan robbed by a blown reversed call in the 8th inning as USA squeaks by in the bottom of the 9th in World Baseball Classic
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(11)
 

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