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Sun February 19, 2006
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Wayne Gretzky's wife wants to withdraw her bet on the Canadian men's Olympic hockey team
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official Daytona 500 discussion thread
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(828)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds watching sports allows men to get in touch with their feminine side as well as cry, kiss and hug other men
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(14)
 
(Some Guy, Eh?)
 
 
 
Because you want to know, but are afraid to ask: Everything about curling
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police make drug raid on Austrian Olympic team's quarters, end up looking like dopes
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Second shortest guy to win dunk contest does so by jumping over shortest guy to ever win dunk contest
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(97)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
England's star footballers are asked not to score during the World Cup in Germany
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(17)
 
(Some NASCAR Guy)
 
 
 
Images of the NASCAR Toyota Camry that will be competing in 2007. Includes links on page to three teams who are using it
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(17)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Corporate-heavy NASCAR wants to touch base with its roots, while simultaneously selling Daytona 500 cologne for $30
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(11)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Secret farm where the turf that will be used for the World Grass-Diving Championships in Germany this summer revealed
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shani Davis, a black man, wins gold medal. Bryant Gumbel now kindly asked to STFU
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(322)
 


Sat February 18, 2006
(International Education)
 
 
 
Fat bastard released from Cincinatti Reds
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(13)
 
(covers.com)
 
 
 
Daytona 500 preview and discussion thread
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(63)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Kurt Busch has cosmetic surgery on his ears in hopes of becoming more aerodynamic (with pic)
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(19)
 
(TSN.ca)
 
 
 
Canada neutralized by Swiss hockey team
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Manchester United knocked out of FA Cup as Liverpool beats them for first time in 85 years of Cup play
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(28)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Crusaders score four tries in final 15 minutes to secure come-from-behind win against the Queensland Reds in Super 14 rugby competition
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(5)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian man single-handedly hauls 104 semi-trailers 1.5 km down road, cures cancer
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(6)
 
(Autonet)
 
 
 
Miller Lite NASCAR sponsor challenges Budweiser team to Nextel challenge: loser wears the other's paint scheme. No matter who wins, if the bet is between Miller Lite and Budweiser, everybody loses
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(27)
 


Fri February 17, 2006
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley named finalist for Basketball Hall of Fame, immediately says Dominique Wilkins is a more worthy candidate
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(16)
 
(News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
Stanford University mascot, who dresses as a tree, fired for staggering around basketball game stinking drunk
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(9)
 
(Miami.com)
 
 
 
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen serves a slap in the face to A-Rod
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(21)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Swedish meatballs are better than American Pie
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do not attempt to put your Olympic medal in your CD player. It won't work
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(19)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
In honor of Lindsey Jacobellis' acheivement, here are the other all-time great Olympic choke jobs
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Daytona 500 "stock" curse still running strong. Who knew?
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(10)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
American Lindsey Jacobellis had Olympic snowboardcross race won until she attempted show-off hot dog jump and fell, allowing Swiss competitor to cruise past her for gold medal
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(487)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Ambiguously gay skater Johnny Weir explains his bad performance: "I didn't feel like my aura was white. My biorhythms were off. I was black inside"
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(27)
 
(KFOR)
 
 
 
Oooooklahoma where baseball goes sweeping down the plain... Marlins style
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(18)
 
(Ski Racing)
 
 
 
Professional skier given permission to wear tiger ears during Olympics (with pic)
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(18)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Former MLB player Albert "Joey" Belle, always known for his calm, cool demeanor and respect for women, arrested for stalking his ex-girlfriend
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(16)
 


Thu February 16, 2006
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Portland Trailblazer says the loaded gun found in his possession actually belongs to his girlfriend; just grabbed the wrong pillowcase on the way out the door
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(9)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Nearly two weeks later, Seahawks fan not over it, drops $6,000 on protest billboard
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(56)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa likely to retire after rejecting the Nationals contract offer. Will reportedly get a job with former WWF tag team champs the Headshrinkers
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(12)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Giving IU it's first win in six games, basketball coach Mike Davis resigns
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(20)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Olympic teams from around the world appreciate Italy's ready supply of porno vending machines
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(61)
 
(ITV Boxing)
 
 
 
Midway through fight, boxer stops fighting his opponent. Which is odd in itself, especially considering all the money that was placed on him to lose on that specific round
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(10)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dante Culpepper now fumbling and throwing picks in the offseason, too
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. now ranked sixth in that game where you hit the ball with your foot that no one watches
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(295)
 


Wed February 15, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pistons trade former No. 2 pick Darko Milicic to the Magic for a couple of seat warmers
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge okays loaning of money to student athletes. In other news, Harvard expected to play in BCS Championship game next year
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(5)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Gretzky whores himself out to pay wife's bookie -- what will one do for a piece of tail?
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(11)
 
(OutSports.com)
 
 
 
The writers at OutSports.com: "If Johnny Weir is not gay, then neither are we"
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
T.O. to host reality show. The reality: Everything T.O. touches turns to crap
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(4)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Apparently 9000 miles is just barely enough distance for Steve Moore to feel safe enough to sue Todd Bertuzzi
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim will keep new name, after city of Anaheim declines to appeal decision. New name, considered slightly excessive, will now be Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Who Can Suck It
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(96)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sports books win back millions on Super Bowl, check in the mail to refs
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TotalFarker 2 Fantasy Baseball league on Yahoo Sports. Six spots still open. Last one there has to draft Frank Thomas
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(16)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's hockey women pound Sweden -- bork bork
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian women's ice hockey finished the opening stage with a 3-0 winning record and 36-1 scoring record but their tactics invited nothing but scorn from the United States
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Is it embarassing to read a Skip "Psycho" Bayless column and actually agree with him?
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals have decided to make Kurt Warner their "quarterback of the future" on the strength of his 2-8 record with the team. Deal will net him $23 million over three years
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(27)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
They might have won 7-2, but Canada didn't look so hot against Italy
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(20)
 
(OSU O'Colly)
 
 
 
911 caller narcs on Eddie Sutton just before his DUI accident
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The untold story of these Olympics: Lindsey Kidlow is HOT (GIS for yourself), and used the phrase, "poop your pants" in an interview. What a babe
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(25)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
BBC shuts down cricket forum after India-Pakistan flamewar erupts
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(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adidas accidentally provides Belgian flag caps to German Olympians, proving that rural Chinese knowledge of world politics less thorough than previously believed
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(8)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Super Bowl ring: $5,000. Platinum bracelet and diamond earrings: $100,000. Losing bling during strip-club fight: PRICELESS
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duke's J.J. Redick sets NCAA career record for three-pointers, extends record for overall suckage
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He didn't hit you, son, he rubbed you... and rubbin' is racing. You know, unless NASCAR goes all candyassed and says it isn't
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(41)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Ohio bowler rolls perfect 900 series as lane's previous record-holder weeps openly behind him
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(9)
 


Tue February 14, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. men's curling in contention to reach the medal round, U.S. women are pulling a Bode
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(12)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Houston's new soccer team, 1836, to change its name because people don't remember the Alamo
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Mets)
 
 
 
In an effort to fill the "hottie wife" vacancy on their roster, created when Anna Benson was traded to Baltimore, New York Mets sign the ever busty Melissa Lima and her husband
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Map shows Alaskans are more interested in the Winter Olympics than Hawaiians. Thank you, Cartographer Obvious
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(6)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Mets to have 1986 world championship team reunion. No word on when they take a road trip to the various prisons
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mangina hires Cox as assistant
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(8)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Butt issues apology for walkout, no word from the nuts that hang out with him
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(4)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy forbidden to bring cardboard "Leafs No. 1" sign into Toronto Maple Leafs game because security considered it "a weapon," as well as an embarassing falsehood
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(119)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Olympic skater Emily Hughes to face her biggest hurdle this week: finding a flight out of snowed in Long Island to Turin
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(10)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
No. 1 UConn loses to Villanova, 64-69. Duke sucks
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(6)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Half-blind footballer has eye removed; has scored eight goals in 58 appearances
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(5)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Duke fans gets their online panties in a bunch over article critical of Coach K: "I hate you with a pure passion. You are a jerk and an absolute idiot who does not deserve the job that you have." Duke sucks
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(11)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Still no explanation as to who thought it was a good idea to have Iran march into the Olympics to "Funkytown"
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(17)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Wayne Gretzky's gambling investigation compared to the crucifixtion of Jesus
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(101)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man hides in the mountains after losing $40,000 Super Bowl bet
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(10)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Jimmie Johnson's NASCAR crew chief ejected for making illegal car modifications, adding a second cupholder and a right turn signal
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steelers' running back "loses" $100,000 in jewelry at a seedy strip club
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Agent: Roger Clemens will retire. Of course, the last time he "retired," he went 13 and 8, had 185 Ks and 1.87 ERA
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Formula One governing body lays down law to rogue teams threatening mutiny over rule changes. Radical move stuns race observers, many of whom have never seen anything decisive, such as a pass, in decades of watching the sport
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(16)
 


Mon February 13, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the current World Boxing Association heavyweight champion of the world, seven-foot-tall Nikolay Valuev (with slideshow)
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(32)
 
(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Coach of Canada's women's hockey team defends running up the score in first two games to 16-0 and 12-0
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(56)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Top 25 innovations in baseball in the last 25 years. Barry Bonds' big head startlingly absent
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(6)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Grandma Luge" pulled out of the Olympics due to a broken wrist. It's a sad day for those that love watching suicidal speed freaks shoot themselves down sheer ice at over 90 mph
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 baseball fights
source: updatedsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Defending Nextel Cup champ Tony Stewart claims someone is going to die at the Daytona 500
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Sports Pulse)
 
 
 
"Flying Tomato" wins gold medal. Lettuce hope it will help get his beef in some taco
source: thebestsportsblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Harry Caray is returning from baseball heaven for the 2006 Cubs season
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pitchers and catchers begin reporting this week. Misunderstanding the meaning, Alex Rodriguez will probably show up as well
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(gawker)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated delivers its swimsuit issue to your cell, making masturbation more portable
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
OSU basketball coach Eddie Sutton cited for DUI in car accident this weekend. You would drink too if you had to coach the Cowboys this year
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(40)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Top nine baseball stories to follow heading into spring training. Unspoken, implied No. 10: Watching Duke suck
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(7)
 
(Sports Column)
 
 
 
Men's college soccer team takes pictures of its hazing of new players. Hilarity ensues as the pictures end up on a gay porn site. (SFW)
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Qualifying times by Jimmie Johnson and Terry Labonte disqualified after cars fail post-qualifying inspection
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(28)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
New York sports columnists genuinely concerned about George Steinbrenner's health because, should he die, most of the tabloids would go out of business
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(2)
 
(Inside College Hockey)
 
 
 
Inside College Hockey power rankings; Minnesota and Miami still No. 1 and No. 2. Wisconsin makes Lambeau Leap to No. 4
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(26)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Things not to say to the police, especially if you play for the Chicago Bears: "You ain't the only one with a Glock. If it wasn't for your gun and your badge, I'd kick your ass"
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa considering retirement after only receiving one contract offer worth $500,000 from the Nationals
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Timing of wiretap appears to show Wayne Gretzky really was clueless all along
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(44)
 

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