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Sun February 12, 2006
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(NASCAR.com)
 
 
 
Official NASCAR Daytona 500 Qualifying thread
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The hell with Turin, and speak not to me of the Pro Bowl. This weekend's finest sports action was at Lambeau Field. Hockey, of course
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(17)
 


Sat February 11, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wow. Holy Cross hockey is on a tear
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(12)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Speedskater Chad Hedrick wins the 5,000 meters gold
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the world champion muskrat skinner
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(6)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Dale Jr. sees big things in future for 2006 season, primarily lots of left turns and being Jeff Gordon's biatch
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(40)
 


Fri February 10, 2006
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Why the Olympics should be canceled forever
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(49)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scouting reports indicate former OSU star Maurice Clarett has no more of a career as a professional criminal than he did as a professional running back
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minor league team offers to buy jerseys for any little league team that drops "Yankees" from its name. "Children in New England are often devastated when they are assigned to be on a team called the Yankees"
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(37)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Blondes on motorcycles, bodystockinged rollerskaters and Pavarotti will all be part of the Olympic opening ceremonies. No word which one of those gave Gliz the Mascot his stiffy
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympian banned for using hair-loss remedy, Propecia. He is not expected to rogaine his position on the team
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(85)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Sports columnist asks the question that's been on the mind of Olympics watchers for decades: Exactly when did we start giving a damn about figure skating?
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(21)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
NFL Network dumps 350-pound sportscaster
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(16)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Spring training will be opening soon, which means it's time for Astros broadcaster Milo Hamilton to spew his usual piss and vinegar about Harry Caray, who is more popular dead than Hamilton is alive
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(17)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball manager makes history: Blows out hamstring while bowling
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phoenix Coyotes look distracted in 5-1 loss to Dallas. Now would be the perfect time to bet against them
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reminder: Tonight is the opening of the "Games Primarily Played Only by Scandinavian Countries"
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(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eight skiers suspended from Olympics for excessive amounts of hemoglobin in their systems
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(94)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jury decides Angels' name change did not harm city of Anaheim. Baseball fans looking forward to buying their Chicago Twins of Minnesota caps
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(7)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Forty-year-old college football receiver signs talent agent in hopes someone makes movie about him
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(5)
 


Thu February 09, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian NHLer tests positive for hair-restoration drug, claims it is needed to keep his mullet
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to be an NFL head coach? Now would be a good time to apply with the Raiders, apparently no one else wants to work there
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(12)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
When attempting to do a live TV interview with a Super Bowl champion, it helps to actually know the player's name (with video goodness)
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(10)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen skipping congratulatory White House visit because George W. Bush doesn't like Guillen's good buddy Hugo Chavez
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(27)
 
(TSN.ca)
 
 
 
Reports surfacing that Wayne Gretzky had prior knowledge of illegal gambling ring. Canada declares state of emergency
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(102)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Plans for Wrigley Field knothole scrapped. Lake-view glory hole still in the works
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(10)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Colorado woman fulfills quest to see a hockey game in every NHL city
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(11)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman's streak of 133 straight free throws ends. It was the longest in organized basketball history. Duke sucks
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(6)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders or Jerome Bettis are in line to tell jokes with Terry Bradshaw
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(7)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
After getting a red card from the center judge, it is not customary to respond by punching him
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(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out Cowher and Holmgren were supposed to shake hands at the 25 yard line, it's just that they both showed up to the wrong line
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(18)
 
(Badjocks)
 
 
 
University of Colorado volleyball team hazing pics: Hot female jocks in costumes forced to do keg stands. It doesn't get any better than this
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(17)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Baseball and softball officially dropped from the 2012 London Olympics, will have to reapply for reinstatement for 2016
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(205)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver found guilty of reckless driving. Will be sentenced to driving school to learn how to make right turns
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(10)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Bill Murray eagles at Pebble. Gophers hide in terror, golf gods kneel in awe
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How the Braves dynasty came to life in the early 90's and, even today, continues to feast on the frustrated brains of Mets fans everywhere
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(28)
 


Wed February 08, 2006
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban: "I own Phil Jackson."
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lion's Prez Matt Millen "M"adness continues, makes move on Ram's Mike Martz as offensive coord. for Coach Marinelli (who succeeded Mariucci, Morhinweg and Moeller)
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al Michaels apparently heading to NBC. Bob Costas hoping that Michaels doesn't remember that whole "look at these nipples" line from BASEketball
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the award for "most thrilled about a Steelers win" goes to man seen masturbating in the library
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(52)
 
(Wisc News)
 
 
 
High school hockey team assessed 78 minutes in penalties
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(17)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
The Cincinnati Bengals add to their league lead in players named Johnson, sign QB Doug to go along with Chad, Rudi, Jeremi and Landon
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(10)
 
(sanluisobispo.com)
 
 
 
Niedermayer declared "worthless and weak"
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In honor of Janet Jones ( Gretzky's gambling wife ) here are the biggest sports gambling scandals
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(9)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Negro Leaguers may be bound for Cooperstown
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Johnny Damon leaves a love note to Bosox fans in today's Boston Globe
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Abstaining from sex can boost competitive performance, according to athletes, Worlds of Warcraft players (second item)
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Belgian Grand Prix canceled
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(16)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New buildings being constructed around Fenway Park may change wind patterns, turning home runs into fly ball outs. Philip Gambino of Boss Construction unavailable for comment
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(6)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa gets offer from Nationals, says he's pumped to be playing again but promises not to get a swell head about it
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Predicted medal winners for all Olympic events so you know who to watch in the exciting 4.5 km men's team freestyle Nordic combined
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(12)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Red Sox are reportedly preparing an offer for Faust. Goethe unavailable for comment
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thiesmann, Kornheiser, and Tirico to do Monday Night Football on ESPN
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(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Holmgren faces NFL fine for complaining about terrible officiating. Coach's challenge not an option
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(57)
 


Tue February 07, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong closes his weekly radio show with Sheryl Crow song "Letter to God." Runner-up was Alan Jackson's "Must've Had a Ball."
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Epilepsy can't stop U.S. Olympic hockey goalie, unless the other team's powerplay involves a strobe light
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(10)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
NFL spokesman: The Super Bowl was "a well-officiated game. There's no question about it." Goes on to say Cletus' "Popozao" is a #1 hit, "is a well-rapped song. There's no question about it."
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(67)
 
(Chron.com)
 
 
 
Wayne Gretzky's wife implicated in gambling ring, forever screwing her chances of being inducted into Baseball Hall of Fame
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "headline that sounds dirty but isn't" - Clijsters hopes to return soon
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(5)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
First words from man who ran up the stairs to the 86th floor of the Empire State Building's in 10 minutes: "What express elevators?"
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(3)
 
(Some Yeti)
 
 
 
A new Yeti Sports game. Your productive workday is now officially ended
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(31)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Sox unknowingly answer man's prayer for a sign from his dead son when they put his picture on a highway billboard
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(10)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thank God the Super Bowl is over. Sportswriters can now get back to the business of fellating Tom Brady and the Patriots
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(36)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Next time there is a hockey lockout, your company hockey team is going to win the Stanley Cup
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(9)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Former Philadelphia Flyer, NJ state trooper linked in illegal sports betting ring
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(9)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw deny skipping Super Bowl introductions over money
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(16)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix Coyotes take their first mandatory drug tests this week. Discover presence of rare drug Suckitol in their top scorers
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(4)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Beckham to continue reign at Real Madrid (w/ appropriate pic)
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(4)
 
(Hoops Vibe)
 
 
 
Offical Duke vs. UNC thread. Link goes to results from last meeting. Duke Sucks
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(38)
 


Mon February 06, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Piazza signs with Padres, delaying unemployment until late June
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says, "soccer-crazed weirdo" quite like soccer ball contact lenses (with pic)
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings want Daunte Culpepper back next season, say they can't plan cruises without him
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
34 people arrested for failing to disperse while celebrating in Pittsburgh last night
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(9)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Matt Hasselbeck may owe state of Michigan $10,000 in taxes just for playing a game there
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(16)
 
(CBS 4)
 
 
 
Boston Red Sox unaware that fan featured in billboard ads was killed by a drunk driver two years ago
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Winning the Super Bowl not enough: Big Ben prepares to make the ultimate sacrifice
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(26)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Internets-savvy high school athletes post photos of themselves drinking beer. What could possibly go wrong?
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Top 10 MLB blue-lite specials left on the free agent market. Royals, Devil Rays fans cringe in fear
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(17)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Steelers QB, terrible in Super Bowl, will earn $20 million over the next few years because of victory
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(36)
 
(INCH)
 
 
 
The latest Inside College Hockey power rankings: Minnesota up to No. 1, Miami falls to No. 2
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(33)
 
(tsn.ca)
 
 
 
The big discussion at the NHL GM meeting will probably be about hockey sweaters -- tucked in or not?
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(26)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Peruvian soccer team has no idea why their shirts are popular in Britain
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(11)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australia cruise to easy 57-run victory over South Africa in VB Series
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(12)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Pitching for the 2006 Yankees, No. 22, Roger Clemens.... or, if that doesn't work.... No. 46, Andy Pettitte
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Link to Super Bowl XL commercials
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joe Montana a no show at Super Bowl after NFL refuses his $100k demand
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 

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