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Sun August 02, 2015
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Think you have to wait until next weekend to see Premier League type football? Think again, as the season's first silverware is on offer with Arsenal and Chelsea facing off in the FA Community Shield - 10AM ET FS1
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(73)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the second time this year, a Gerrit Cole pickoff attempt tore a hole in Pedro Alvarez's glove. Take is easy, Gerrit
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(6)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know what else only lasted 34 seconds?
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(42)
 
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee's most awesome Dad just upped the Vols' chances this season
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Upon further review, the NFL HOF have been determined to possess a shred of humanity. The initial on-field ruling is overturned, mic possession goes to Sydney Seau. The play clock will resume with the unveiling of Junior Seau's bust. *tweeeet*
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(19)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"All I'll say is, if Ndamukong Suh is making the kind of money he's making for stepping on people's balls and spitting in their faces, I should be looking at seven figures right now"
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you've got a cool $5.7 million lying around doing nothing, Jim Craig's 1980 'Miracle on Ice' Olympic gold medal is for sale ... and he'll even throw in the famous American flag he draped over his shoulders
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(20)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Junior Galette on playing for Redskins: "I'm just thankful to be with such a functional organization"
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(21)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Will the bagpipes be playing for Bethe Correia, or will Rowdy Ronda Rousey suffer her first loss at UFC 190? Early Prelims begin at 7 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, switching over to Fox Sports 1 at 8 PM, with the main card at 10 PM on PPV
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(622)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's another NASCAR doubleheader day when the Camping World Truck Series hits Pocono Raceway for the Pocono Mountains 150 at 1 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, and the Xfinity Series races at Iowa Speedway in the US Cellular 250 at 8 PM ET on NBCSN
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(310)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
In 1980, apparently bored, Arnold Schwarzenegger decided, "What the heck...Mr. Olympia is this weekend. Might as well enter even though I haven't been training or anything." Guess who won?
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods makes four straight birdies in the second round of the Quicken Loans National tournament. It's first time this year he's had four straight birdies on a course that didn't include the holes "Windmill" and "Clown's mouth"
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(13)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wilmer Flores, nearly traded, hits dramatic walk-off HR in Mets win. Who's crying now?
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that the non-waiver trade deadline has ended, how did your team do? Were they a winner or a loser?
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(66)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Work hard during high school and college football, and you could play in the NFL. Or you could, you know, just tweet them
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(12)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco is going to live as a woman, and it has nothing to do with steroids
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mets grounds crew gets TKO'd in the first round by the weather, immediately demands a rematch
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(2)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
96-year-old man sets two world sprinting records, presumably while running from death
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(7)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The only possible flaw in Russell Wilson's massive new contract is it's too short
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(72)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Something that can ruin your day off: exploding leg pimple
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(32)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Randy Orton vs Superman. Randy Orton vs an A-10 Warthog. Randy Orton vs the Hulk. The list goes on. And it's awesome
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not satisifed with merely forcing a player to tears during a game, the Mets proceed to lose a game in the Metsiest way possible
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(13)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Because attending a baseball game wouldn't be complete without hot dogs, beer, and a free back waxing
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(2)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Assuming we actually still HAVE winter by then, Beijing will host the Winter Olympics in 2022, becoming the first city ever to host the winter and summer games. Better luck next time, Kazakhstan
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(56)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex-boxer fights off shark attack while surfing - with his fists: "I got a couple of punches in"
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(13)
 
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Medium called to reverse Cleveland sports curse. WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS SOONER?
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(29)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The longest non-stop river race in the world is on the Missouri River? Okay, show me
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(13)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Street racing with a loaded gun, a 12 year old, and smelling of marijuana is not the best way to spend your first weeks of your NFL suspension
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(68)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's more entertaining than CFL football? CFL teams engaging in a twitter battle, with kittens and the Simpsons
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(14)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
New York Giants frustrated that they've had no direct communication with Jason Pierre-Paul regarding his ability to play football, add that there's something fishy, but can't quite put their finger on it
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(23)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Mob Museum to host exhibit on largest international organized crime group: FIFA
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(6)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Price is right for the Jays
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's based almost entirely on guesswork and is virtually useless, but it inspires rage and vitriol like few other things. Here's your USA Today pre-season coaches poll
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(66)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What did you do wrong? Get Roger Goodell's findings on with the NFL Punishment Generator
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As NFL training camps open. Fark Fantasy football leagues are still looking for players. Post your open leagues or start a new one
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(46)
 
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Note to New England Patriots: Please look up in the air at practice today... kthxbye
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(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An open letter to Michael Jordan
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(23)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Never fear Olympic swimmers, Brazil's water is simply nutrient rich
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Deal or no deal? Mets: No deal
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(60)
 
(CSN Washington)
 
 
 
...and Bryce Harper hits a PFFHHHRRRRRNNNNTT
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a total reversal from early February, Tom Brady gets smoked by a Cuban
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(61)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: MLB player is traded. Still not news: He's told during the game. Fark: Team leaves him in the game, camera captures him crying
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(82)
 
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
It's the Harry Kane Spurs vs the MLS All Stars, including the oh so worthy Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard. It's coming to you LIVE from Dicks Sporting Goods Park, brought to you by Dr Joe, at 9PM EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(68)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Blake & Murphy fend off the Vaudevillains? WILL the Disciples of Death take the Trios Tag Titles? WHAT DIPS**T bumped ROH to 11pm? Your "Wrasslin' Wednesday" thread begins at 8pm ET with NXT, Lucha Underground, and... CHIKARA?
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(253)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Papelbon is happy to bring his skills and offputting personality to the nation's capital
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(13)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Cubs lose four of their five last games, will implement "immediate changes," still manage to live up to their "Completely Useless By September" moniker
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(21)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why baseball managers wear uniforms? Here's your answer. (Hint: It's not to show off their sexy figures)
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look back at the Washington Redskins' yearbook videos from the past 20-some years shows that if you're willing to completely redefine what it means to be a winning, successful team, they're a winning, successful team
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(40)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Paul Pierce tries really hard to throw out a good first pitch for the Dodgers. The Truth? Not so hot
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(12)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You're the ump: Outfielder catches ball on the warning track, momentum takes him into the wall, He leaps over it and tumbles into the bullpen rather than ram into the wall. However in the act of falling, he drops the ball. Home run or out?
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(105)
 
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Ex-NBA giant blew $100 million, now works at Starbucks with a surprisingly upbeat attitude
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(33)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
There's normal levels of idiocy, then there's "Telling an Australian Aborigine (and former Australian of the Year) that if he doesn't like the country he should leave (and should be deported)" levels of idiocy
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(154)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Red balls, white uniforms, and funny hats. It's your third Ashes Test, live from Edgbaston. Action starts at 6 am EDT
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eric Berry kicks lymphoma, schedules return to Chiefs
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The future of the greatest sporting event on the planet is bleak as cities all over the world want nothing to do with it. "The Olympics is a money-draining machine capable of crippling a host city's economy"
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(136)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lions won't shy away from Super Bowl talk, rich dentists
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(13)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees give Texas a 21-gun salute
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(21)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin: "Sepp Blatter should be awarded the Nobel Prize." Oh, wait. You're serious? Let me laugh even harder
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(12)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Mets fans start getting their hopes up, therefore it's time for their setup man to be suspended a full 162 for a second positive PED test
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(31)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Minor League team loses after player hits HR, doesn't touch home plate
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(14)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Deflated
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(400)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Following reports that the Rockies were holding on to Tulo & the Jays were aggressively seeking pitching...Tulowitzki has been traded to the Jays
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(65)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston 2024: "Fark it, we're out"
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(116)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinal's new coach has no balls
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(97)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Kent Hrbek approves
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(60)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Disney CEO Bob Iger acknowledges cord-cutting phenomenon, envisions future where sports fans bypass cable operators and directly pay Disney $30-40 per month for ESPN networks
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(110)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Astros think they might want to have Minute Maid Park available in the month of October
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(28)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling questions character of Kirby Puckett in Hall of Fame rant
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(27)
 
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Lingerie football league fights for its legitimacy, renames itself Legends Football League to completely get away from its offensive sexist image
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(42)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the fans come in all red and yellow? Will the old slow "Hogan" WCW chant return? Will there be a fan revolt to un-Benoit Hogan? Tune in to Monday Night Raw, 8PM EDT on USA/pre-show 7:30PM
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(1220)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Norwegian golf course terrorized by phantom shiatter who routinely puts it in the cup. "We know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman"
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(49)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Nice Olympics bid you got there, Boston. Be a damned shame if there were to be any cost overruns or anything like that
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(92)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former Saint Junior Galette burns every possible bridge
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(61)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Angels fan brings a 'Trout fishing net' to the game, Mike Trout hits a grand slam right into it
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Athlete proves that he's other-worldly after completing an incomprehensible 50/50/50 world record .... 50 triathlons. 50 states. 50 days. Meet James Lawrence, your new Iron Cowboy
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(51)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Writing '3-6-2' on the scorecard isn't enough to capture the weirdness of this Mariners triple play. There will never be another like it
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And you think you go out of your way to take your wife to work
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(12)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Brazzers
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(8)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A man places a 50 cent bet at Saratoga race track, wins $471K. When asked for a comment, the man, Biff Tannen from Hill Valley, said a crazy old man had told him which horses to bet on
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(19)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A day after getting no hit by the lowly Phillies, the Chicago Cubs are proving that they are playing in late season form. Book it, done
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(13)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Ex-host of ESPN's First Take discusses her experience trying to moderate rational debate between All-Star trollers Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless, why she left such a fun job: "The ceiling was really low. I had the skill set to do more"
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(27)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Froom takes the piss from the hometown fans to take second Tour de France
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(19)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Do we really want to watch this match? Does El Tri have the fix in? Do the Reggae Boys even stand a chance? It's Jamaica vs. Mexico for the CONCACAF Gold Cup, Live from Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia at 7:30 pm. Tune into FS1
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(123)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Will the NFL player who has lost the most fingers after a Fourth-of-July accident please step forward? Not so fast, Jean Pierre-Paul
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently the Mets' offense is so bad even a raccoon tried to offer his services
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to the Harvard Sports Analysis Collective, here is the probability of each team making the playoffs. The Miami Dolphins are at 77%...WAIT WAIT WHAT????
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(46)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will 5-Time make it win #6? I don't mean Johnson, I mean Gordon. It's the Brickyard 400 from Indianapolis (3:30PM ET, NBCSN)
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(771)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pedro Martinez goes full mic drop on Colin Cowherd
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(61)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves hits Japanese track for Suzuka 8 Hours World Endurance Road Race. Woah
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rookie receiver catches bullets
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(10)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Add a new baseball injury to the list of ones to avoid: "testicular contusion"
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(32)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The first three positions line up exactly as they are in the championship hunt.. Can Maldonado make it two events in a row crashing out? This is your Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix discussion thread with coverage starting at 7:30am ET on CNBC
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(212)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Management wants to keep Troy Tulowitzki on the sinking ship that is the U.S.S. Rockies
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(10)
 

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