Sun May 19, 2013
Sat May 18, 2013
Can the Sharks learn to avoid late game-killing penalties? Can the Kings continue to power play their way to victory? It's the Battle of California, Game Three, 9pm, EDT NBCS
Only one game in the NBA, and it's going to be a doozy: Knicks look to survive to play another day, but have to beat the Pacers in Indiana. Will game six be the trick? Find out starting at 8pm EDT on ESPN
Woman attempting to complete every stage of the Tour De France. Fark: Without a bike
Maple Leafs fans set up a camera to record themselves watching game 7. Disappointment ensues
Cubs will activate Garza for Tuesday start, assuming he can put down the ranch dressing and take off that silly-ass tie
(Some Guy at the $2 window)
Can Orb win from the rail on a fast track? Is there a triple-crown threat in 2013? Does anybody actually know the words to Maryland, my Maryland? How many times can NBC mention crabcakes? Your official 2013 Preakness thread. Riders Up at 6:00 EDT
Dwight Freeney decides to call it a career
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on FX 8, live from Brazil, featuring Vitor Belfort vs Luke Rockhold. Facebook Prelims start at 4:35 PM ET, Fuel TV Prelims at 6 PM ET and the main card on FX starts at 9 PM ET
Who will be the two drivers to race their way in to join NASCAR's best (and Danica Patrick) for the All-Star race? Live on SPEED - 7 PM ET
Gee Josh, maybe it is the pressure of playing in a "Real" baseball town
Charlotte Bobcats to change name, will become Charlotte Bobcats
Pavel Datsyuk vs Jonathan Toews would be a decent MMA fight. It's an even better hockey matchup. Detroit looks to even up the series with Chicago in the NHL's early game today. Red Wings at Blackhwaks, 1pm EDT, NBC
NASCAR Hall of Fame adds Danica Patrick exhibit. Next up: the Anna Kournikova section at the National Tennis Hall of Fame
It's the bottom of the 9th. Two outs. Bases loaded. 3-2 count. The game is tied 4-4. The batter hits a routine pop fly and Larry, Curly and Moe converge on the ball to make the final out
Many issues are settled, but no lack of drama. There are battles for the Europa League as well as a big fight to stay in the top league. Also, today is Jupp Heynckes's final match as coach of FC Bayern. Your Matchday 34 (and final) Bundesliga thread
Fri May 17, 2013
Athletes who wear red are more likely to be winners. In other news Cincinnati has the best baseball team, Arizona the best NFL team, and the Panthers sweep the NHL
Is there a nicer guy in the NFL than J.J. Watt? After you watch this video, it will be hard to argue that there is
Playoff Night 18. Just the one, Sens/Pens game 2 @ 7:30E Can the Sens get back to their Hab smokin' form? Will the Pens finally find that "Cup" gear? Will the officiating play a role? Answers and butthurt to the right
For your arguing pleasure, the 100 best NFL quarterbacks of the modern era
Hey Chad Johnson, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
"While safety is our number one priority, this will be very entertaining"
Phil Jackson's new book reveals that he had more fun being carried to six titles by Jordan than he did being carried to five by Kobe
Not news: 9-year-old girl throws out the ceremonial MLB first pitch. News: It's the dustiest first pitch you'll see this year
Mets 2B Daniel Murphy smashed a double into the gap - literally
NASCAR rule tweak guarantees Danica Patrick will get a free pass to All-Star Race. ITS STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
Kings punch sharks in nose. Checkmate
Bengals James Harrison says he spends $600,000 a year on his body, beating previous record held by Demi Moore
Thu May 16, 2013
NBA Elimination Day 2: Electric Boogaloo. Can the Knicks keep pace with Indiana? Will the Warriors come out to play against the Spurs? Indiana @ New York, 8pm, TNT. San Antonio @ Golden State, 10:30pm, ESPN
Hockey Playoff Thread #17: Bruins/Rangers game 1 @7:30E & later, Sharks/Kings game 2 @10:00E ...Torres may be watching on the plane back from meeting with The Shanabanman. Will he play Saturday? On the ice or links? Should know by first puck drop
Rooting for the Maple Leafs? You know nothing Jon Snow
Before making an exercise video, make sure your husband shuts the door when he's taking a shiat
Trickle down
David Beckham announces retirement, plans to spend his time playing Masters of the Universe with his wife, Skeletor
(Some Guy)
Gaelic Football adopts Hawk-Eye replay technology to correct officials' calls quickly and accurately. NFL to go under the hood to study this
Was that a fart on ESPN? Deadspin embarks on groundbreaking journalism to get to the bottom of Fartgate
Chris Kluwe will soon be a Raider, which is great, because now I can pitch my new buddy cop show, "Warcraft and Seabass" to Fox
Sign rookie contract for $23 million guaranteed: check. Play at a level slightly above JaWalrus levels of suck on the Raiders: check. Retire from football at 23: check. Can't say I blame the guy
After beating the Thunder, Marc Gasol would like you to know that it's not time to start sucking each others' dicks yet. No, really, that was his message. Check the last few lines of the story
Louis Freeh has been hired by the plaintiffs vs. Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and Pilot Flying J
"Grizzlies go into uncharted territory" Detroit?
₵h£$€a Football Club concludes their biggest problem is they don't spend nearly enough on players, which they intend to remedy
Sen. McCain takes aim at the NFL and MLB blackout rules
Wed May 15, 2013
Tue May 14, 2013
Mon May 13, 2013
With one week until Extreme Rules, is Ziggler able to compete? After Lesnar trashed his office, will HHH unleash his inner Terry Tate? Will AJ challenge Kaitlyn for the Divas Belt? Is MizTV back? Find out tonight on RAW (8pm est, 8:15 up north)
It's no secret why the Baltimore Orioles are great again. Also, apparently the Baltimore Orioles are great
Will the Bulls be able to bounce back and control their emotions? Will any Heat player be able to stay on his feet against a stiff breeze? Will the Grizzlies stay undefeated at home? It's tonight's NBA Playoff thread for the 10 fans on Fark
Last night of the first round... As unlikely as it should have been, we have two games tonight... two teams move on to face each other in round two, two go golfing... Leafs/Bruins @ 7:00 Rangers/Caps @ 8:00
Manny Ramirez goes full Manny Ramirez, slides into second base....20 feet short of the bag
Move your crap out of your parents house or they will sell it. This includes YOU, Kobe Bryant
Cracker Jack: Baseball and popcorn and secret toy surprises aren't enough. Now we have an "extreme" spinoff. Cocoa Java Power Bites, anyone?
San Diego Chargers head coach thinks Phillip Rivers can complete 70 percent of his passes. Whether or not that includes the opposing team is undetermined
Prince Harry has a go at American football, already has a more accurate arm than Tebow
How bad are the Pirelli tires in F1 this year? Well, GP2 cars are running about 3 seconds a lap quicker. That's like a Miata beating a Veyron in a drag race
The house always wins. Unless it doesn't. Then things get lawyery
Red Sox are finally getting back to their normal form. This is not a repeat of 2004
Sun May 12, 2013
Titus Young arrested. This is not a repeat from early last Sunday, or late last Sunday
I don't always choke at The Player's Championship, but when I do, I blame the crowds cheering for Tiger Woods
Tebow to play Rugby? It's more likely than you think
Bye Isles, we'll be looking out for you guys next year... Will the Rags and/or Leafs be joining them? 4:30 and 7:30 At 10 Ducks & Wings ...someone's going golfing. Go call your mother, she'll want to watch too
Hey football fans, what could POSSIBLY be better than NFL Red Zone? How about NFL Red Zone Classic?
The Warriors (3:30 EST, ABC) are desperate to avoid falling into a 3-1 hole, and they'll be on their home court as they make their stand. It's your game 4 NBA playoffs discussion thread
Protip for Joba Chamberlain: when Mr. Rivera politely asks you to be quiet, you be quiet. You go as silent as interstellar space or you'll find yourself pitching in garbage time for the Marlins so fast your head will spin
Ever see a PGA star completely whiff on a shot? Well, today's your lucky day
Now that all other avenues have been exhausted, Tebow fans claim he was 'blackballed' from the NFL
News: Championship final pits team whose entire starting roster salary is less than the average player salary of their opposition. Fark: Poor team dominates and wins
You ever curse a bobble on the pitch? That's because you're not a striker who's a failure on a football team
Can Wigan stay in the league? Can Spurs not choke the CL away at the end? Can Villa pull one last rabbit from their hat? All this plus City's (maybe Mancini's) last shot at silverware and more in your EPL/Fergie Retirement Party/FA Cup Final thread
Swanky NYC apartment for sale. $30 million. Located 2 quick lefts after Central Park. Ask for Jeff
Francisco Liriano, unenthusiastic hitter and runner
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