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Fri November 20, 2009
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(Some Guy) Cool Neil Peart of Rush has been commissioned to record a new version of Canada's "real" national anthem. The Cool tag is looking to high-five someone  (newswire.ca) (7)
(The New York Times) Interesting Key location of new luxury boxes in Michigan's Big House amplify the cheering. Oh wait  (nytimes.com) (10)
(Google) Unlikely Thierry Henry says the "fairest solution" is to replay the France-Ireland World Cup playoff after he set up the deciding goal with a hand ball. While we're on the subject, the 1986 England team would like their redo as well  (google.com) (140)
(CBS Sports) Cool Blackhawks score a touchdown and kick the extra point in rout of the Flames. For those of you playing at home, that's one more touchdown than the Bears scored in the last week  (cbssports.com) (18)
(Cnati) Spiffy A profile of Bengals LB Dhani Jones, who went from being cut by two teams to being the Bengals' leading tackler and defensive captain and a guy with his own travel show  (cnati.com) (12)
(Kansas City) Dumbass Kansas football coach Mark Mangino tries to save his job by saying his verbal abuse of his players is just doing the work that their parents "should have done before they got to me"  (kansascity.com) (26)
(ESPN) Amusing Maple Leafs blow 3 goal lead against powerhouse Carolina Hurricanes, regain their rightful place as the worst team in the league  (scores.espn.go.com) (32)
(SFGate) Sad Stefanie Spielman, wife of former NFL and Ohio State star Chris Spielman, succumbs to breast cancer at 42  (sfgate.com) (34)
(TwinCities.com) Unlikely "Utah Jazz" has always been a terrible name for a relocated franchise, but "Los Angeles Vikings" would be even worse  (twincities.com) (105)
(YouTube) Dumbass Fight breaks out among Anaheim Ducks fans over a stick tossed into the stands after the game  (youtube.com) (40)
(FanNation) Obvious Showing the keen, brilliant insight itno the NFL for which he is well known, Terry Bradshaw says that Cowboys WR Roy Williams is "not worth two first-round picks and all that money Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is paying him"  (fannation.com) (55)

Thu November 19, 2009
(Stuff) Dumbass To regain your place in the national cricket team, do you (a) work out and train hard, or (b) undergo secret liposuction that puts you out for 5 months? With bonus reference to genital warts  (stuff.co.nz) (8)
(RedandBlack.com) Sad Only a year and a half into his term, UGA VII dies suddenly of a heart attack with a record of 16-7. Damn good Dawg  (media.www.redandblack.com) (82)
(670 The Score) Cool Tim Lincecum wins second straight Cy Young. He smoked the competition  (670thescore.stats.com) (103)
(The 700 Level) Spiffy Thirty-one years ago today, the Eagles beat the Giants at the "Miracle at the Meadowlands," the last time the words "Herman Edwards" "football" and "good" were used together  (the700level.com) (50)
(SeattlePI) Cool Bills heist QB Brian Brohm from Packers practice squad, hope Brohm can get some bromentum going, get into the brotation, maximize his brotential and become a true brofessional  (seattlepi.com) (75)
(YouTube) Fail The most unexpected goal celebration fail that you will probably ever see  (youtube.com) (36)
(Philly) Spiffy Doctors say twice-concussed Eagles running back Brian Westbrook is doing better and is happily enjoying a delicious chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie  (philly.com) (37)
(670 The Score) Spiffy Tom Hicks working hard to sell the Texas Rangers to himself  (670thescore.stats.com) (20)
(The New York Times) Dumbass U of NM player uses the "Aww honey I didnt mean it and besides, I'm only a girl" defense.. lets see how that works out for her  (nytimes.com) (87)
(News.com.au) Interesting Study finds that legless athlete has an "unfair advantage" over other, presumably sober, competitors  (news.com.au) (27)
(ESPN) Obvious "Coach Mark Mangino said 'hurtful' things". Uh...welcome to Fark?  (sports.espn.go.com) (76)
(Sports by Brooks) Obvious The girlfriend of Stanford's Heisman Trophy candidate Toby Gerhart says "he's one big muscle" (With photos of her. Not the muscle.)  (sportsbybrooks.com) (54)
(USA Today) PSA Our long national nightmare is thankfully over. In other news, our long national entertainment is sadly over: Jamarcus Russel has been benched for good  (content.usatoday.com) (76)
(Bloomberg) Sad How cheap is real estate in Detroit? While the new football stadium in Dallas cost $1 Billion, the once super-bowl host Pontiac Silverdome sold for $583,000  (bloomberg.com) (41)
(FIFA) Cool Ladies and Gentlemen, your 32 World Cup qualifiers  (fifa.com) (144)
(Sign On San Diego) Interesting Handy searchable NFL arrest database, 2000-present  (legacy.signonsandiego.com) (38)
(ESPN) Sappy Jets' head coach Rex Ryan unashamed about crying during team meeting, says their playoff chances are still real to him, dammit  (sports.espn.go.com) (12)
(The Sun) Asinine "The Hand of Gaul" gives the Gaul's Gallas a goal and galls the Gaelics  (thesun.co.uk) (248)

Wed November 18, 2009
(PFT.com) Scary With Ronnie Brown done for the year, Miami's season rests on the shoulders of Ricky Williams. What can possibly go wrong?  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (110)
(NHL) Cool Hockey player purposely puts his face between a slapshot and his net. Bonus: same player finished a game last year with a torn spleen. Now that's hard core  (capitals.nhl.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Followup Brock Lesnar is out of the hospital and resting at home, much to the relief of all his fan  (blogs.citypages.com) (75)
(670 The Score) Spiffy Bengals now proudly feature the NFL's most-troubled running back tandem  (670thescore.stats.com) (43)
(The Tennessean) Dumbass Another UT player will be wearing a different shade of orange  (tennessean.com) (123)
(Sky News) Misc Kenyan wins Olympic gold medal for 1500 meter run, in a time of 15 months and 18 days  (news.sky.com) (9)
(Rhyl Journal) Sad The greatest Welsh wrestling obituary you'll read all wwyk  (rhyljournal.co.uk) (15)
(The700Level) Amusing Allen Iverson should totally sign with Philadelphia. To play quarterback  (the700level.com) (72)
(ESPN) Sad Clemson vs SC game time moved to accomodate...wait for it, wait for it, Miley Cyrus. Uncle Cletus not impressed  (espn.go.com) (38)
(NBC Sports) Obvious Interim Buffalo Bills head coach Perry Fewell's football philosophy: "Play like hell and win." Which is much better than Dick Jauron's "Winning isn't all it's cracked up to be"  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (55)
(Daily Telegraph) Amusing Somebody figure out a way to tell the Australian press that Pro Wrestling isn't real  (dailytelegraph.com.au) (140)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man kicked out of Sammy Sosa's 41st birthday party for wearing brown-face  (page2live.com) (23)
(Huffington Post) Scary Steelers fan poisoned, blinded by Bears fans. Stay classy, Chicago  (huffingtonpost.com) (117)

Tue November 17, 2009
(ESPN) Obvious Everything is correct and there's nothing to argue about in this week's NFL Power Rankings  (espn.go.com) (214)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Zack Greinke wins AL Cy Young Award  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (83)
(CNN) Ironic Dwayne Bowe suspended four games by NFL for performance enhancing substance use. KC fans wondering when exactly they were supposed to start working  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Obvious Fresh from working-out Johnson, Bengals pull some strings and rub out a deal  (nflsidelines.com) (54)
(670 The Score) Amusing Apparently the recession is over in Boston, Red Sox to raise ticket prices as much as $5 per ticket  (670thescore.stats.com) (46)
(ESPN) Strange You're Arsenal's striker and you injure your ankle. Do you a) Put ice on it, b) walk it off, or c) have a Serbian housewife rub placenta on it  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (24)
(ESPN) Interesting Michigan auditors can't find required football team practice logs for 2008 season. RichRod says there isn't a shred of evidence he did anything wrong  (espn.go.com) (92)
(Some Guy) Obvious "It's not Rex Grossman's fault. It's not Kyle Orton's fault. It's clearly bad parenting."  (chicagotribune.com) (96)
(Memphis Commercial Appeal) Obvious Three games into the season, Allen Iverson now has another former team to throw under a bus  (commercialappeal.com) (121)
(CBS Sports) Interesting John Wall hits game winner to save Kentucky over Miami of Ohio. In other news, Kentucky almost lost to Miami of Ohio  (cbssports.com) (86)
(Cleveland) Stupid Cleveland RB Josh Cribbs ends game with possible concussion when Browns fail to score 17 points on last-second hook-and-ladder play  (cleveland.com) (120)
(YouTube) Fail You gotta take advantage of any chance to FARK a Fail on Tiger (Woods Throws Driver Into Crowd 2009 Australian Masters)  (youtube.com) (67)
(LiveLeak) Video Goalkeeper taunts opponent by doing cartwheels before shootout attempt. What happens next is listed in the Oxford English Dictionary under 'comeuppance'  (liveleak.com) (106)

Mon November 16, 2009
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Titans owner teaches us how to turn two digits into six in less than 24 hours without Wall Street  (sportsbybrooks.com) (28)
(NFL.com) Video Washington shenanigans: a fake field goal, a fake punt, and a 45-yard TD pass  (nfl.com) (296)
(670 The Score) Fail If you were six foot ten, green hair, scores of tats and piecings, you'd have a hard time walking out on a bill, even if you weren't Dennis Rodman  (670thescore.stats.com) (18)
(Courier-Journal) Unlikely Louisville football coach Steve Kragthorpe says he has 'no idea what my future holds." Since he's talking about his job, he would appear to be the only person who doesn't know  (courier-journal.com) (18)
(YouTube) Cool Best high school football comeback ever. Down by 1 with 6.9 seconds remaining, the home team makes a 80-yard reception to win  (youtube.com) (82)
(Washington Post) Interesting US Supreme Court declines to get involved in lawsuit over the Washington Redskins team name, which activists want changed to the less offensive Chesapeake Watershed Region Indigenous Persons  (washingtonpost.com) (145)
(Yahoo) Obvious Oakland Raiders head coach Tom Cable might finally, inevitably, quite possibly, be on the brink of realizing that QB JaMarcus Russell sucks  (sports.yahoo.com) (157)
(Philly) Sad After missing several games with a concussion, Philadelphia Eagles RB Brian Westbrook finally returns... and leaves game with yet another concussion  (philly.com) (45)
(The New York Times) Interesting Bill Belichick going for it on 4th and 2 at his own 28 against the Colts was the best decision. Here comes the science  (fifthdown.blogs.nytimes.com) (207)
(Cleveland) Interesting Cleveland Browns take a step closer to resembling HMS Bounty as players begin sounding off against Eric Mangini's practice regimen  (cleveland.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Asinine Only one team without automatic bids can earn an automatic bid and BSU can be eligible for an at-large bid but no team from outside has ever been at-large. If only there was a computer program to figure all this out  (comcast.net) (84)
(Some Guy) Interesting Michelle Wie finally putts out  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (49)
(ESPN) Sad It's as if a thousand Pats fans cried out at once and were suddenly silenced  (scores.espn.go.com) (295)

Sun November 15, 2009
(Sports by Brooks) Amusing Tennessee Titans Owner Bud Adams so excited with win over Buffalo today that he flipped the bird at the Bills. Twice. (with pic)  (sportsbybrooks.com) (153)
(USA Today) Interesting Let's see, Florida stays at #1, Iowa tumbles, and...wait, what the hell is Stanford doing at 17?  (content.usatoday.com) (103)
(Some Guy) Cool Floyd "Money May" Mayweather Jr. directs his management team to immediately begin negotiation a Pacquiao / Mayweather fight. You know he keeps a private jet. STEP YA GAME UP  (fighthype.com) (70)
(NASCAR) Amusing The penultimate race in the NASCAR season, and I can't think of a clever headline. This is the Checker O'Reilly Auto Parts 500 Discussion Thread  (nascar.com) (145)
(NFL) Cool Will the Packers finally get an offensive line against the Cowboys? Will Manning make Brady his biatch? Can New Orleans defeat the unstoppable St. Louis Rams? Its your week 10 NFL discussion thread  (nfl.com) (4024)

Sat November 14, 2009
(Down Goes Brown) Amusing The NHL's top secret flowchart for handing out suspensions. Dammit, Pronger  (downgoesbrown.com) (70)
(ESPN) Cool The post Walt Harris eras at Pitt and Stanford have done wonders for those two programs. Here's hoping those two programs can do something for all of us, knock Notre Dame and USC out of BCS contention. Todays CFB thread  (sports.espn.go.com) (¾)
(The Sun) Obvious Rob Van Dam blasts WWE chairman Vince McMahon for killing Extreme Championship Wrestling: "Our hearts were ripped out of our chests and stomped on." IT'S STILL REAL TO HIM, DAMMIT  (thesun.co.uk) (119)
(Daily Mail) Cool David Beckham's frosted mohawk, outrageous free kicks help guide LA Galaxy past two stadium power outages, Houston Dynamo into MLS Cup  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)
(YouTube) Cool Don't freak out, but here's the animated story of Dock Ellis' 1970 LSD-influenced no-hitter  (youtube.com) (50)
(Wall Street Journal) PSA Here is a handy guide as to the drug testing policy for 22 major sports leagues, including the NFL, bowlers, etc. Wait... bowlers? Seriously?  (online.wsj.com) (26)

Fri November 13, 2009
(USA Today) Obvious As another player complains of Gestapo-like tactics being used, Eric Mangini sees his changes to win Coach of the Year dwindle. Meanwhile, Browns fans are heard muttering "You know, maybe Romeo wasn't such a bad guy after all"  (content.usatoday.com) (43)
(ESPN) Obvious Even Bill Simmons has been forced to admit that Manning is the best player in football  (sports.espn.go.com) (127)
(ESPN) Obvious "He's a once-every-40-years player," says Chapman's agent, a person with no financial incentive whatsoever to make that statment  (sports.espn.go.com) (15)
(NBA) Stupid LeBron James says he will change his number from 23 to 6 next season to honor Michael Jordan. I guess we know who he is signing with next year  (nba.com) (92)
(670 The Score) Fail Browns game narrowly avoids blackout this week. Another reason for fans to be mad  (670thescore.stats.com) (20)
(AP) Dumbass Ochocinco's playful $1 bribe last Sunday cost him $20,000  (hosted.ap.org) (124)
(CNN) Obvious Even "crapped the bed like Rosie O'Donnell after a trip to Taco Bell" can't describe the ineptitude of Jay Cutler during that battle of NFL incompetents last night  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (122)
(YouTube) Sick Dwyane Wade dunks on Anderson Varejao, on his mom, his dog, his home, his breakfast. Basically he dunked on his entire existence  (youtube.com) (148)
(Fox Sports) Amusing See, Jay Cutler, that was your problem right there. You went full Delhomme. Franchise QBs NEVER go full Delhomme  (msn.foxsports.com) (180)

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