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Fri February 03, 2012
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(Some Guy) Dumbass Because he hasn't said anything stupid for almost 24 hours, Jim Irsay would like to remind everyone that he remains close with...Parson? Patton? Peyote? What was that kid's name again?   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (19)
(ESPN) Cool Perry Farrell FINALLY weighs in on the Super Bowl  (espn.go.com) (6)
(Some prop better) Spiffy Betting on any Super Bowl props this year? LGT article with insane list of this year's prop bets  (wtsp.com) (55)
(Reuters) PSA The first round of the Drunk of the Year contest will be getting underway this weekend in Wisconsin  (reuters.com) (29)
(Slate) Amusing Protip: Whenever a news story ends with a question mark, the answer is always "no". Case in point: "Is Bill Belichick quietly the NFL's best-dressed coach?"  (slate.com) (20)
(Fox News) Interesting Indiana lawmakers pass last-minute legislation making it more difficult for thousands of men to find hookers for the Super Bowl  (foxnews.com) (33)
(Dallas News) Sad With two weeks until pitchers and catchers report, Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton already in mid-season drinking shape  (rangersblog.dallasnews.com) (79)
(NHL) Cool Sam Gagner becomes only the 12th player in NHL history to have an 8 point game. Last player was Lemieux in 1989, the year Gagner was born  (nhl.com) (91)
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Dumbass Phil Mickelson is suing to find out the real names of people that posted nasty comments about him and his wife on the internet. Personally I heard it was Mike Hawk and Harry Sack  (utsandiego.com) (47)


Thu February 02, 2012
(USA Today) Sad A Gordie Howe hat trick is Gordie Howe remembering where he put his hat  (usatoday.com) (35)
(Salon) Strange The Super Bowl is not a job creator. Despite what civic boosters say, hosting the big game provides... Wait, what the hell am I looking at?  (salon.com) (45)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing Adrian Peterson will be permitted to change his number, so long as he buys the $1,000,000 worth of existing Reebok jerseys with his current number  (startribune.com) (31)
(NYPost) Interesting Plaxico Burress has had it with Sanchez's dirty tricks  (nypost.com) (71)
(Some Guy) Strange US Women's Soccer player Ella Masar opens up about the WPS "magicjack" team, including having to call the owner "Daddy" and the team having a chiropractor because he didn't believe in athletic trainers  (pitchsidereport.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Stupid The Superbowl is Sunday, so here's the annual "The stress of the game could kill you" article  (big1059.com) (45)
(Yahoo) Fail We didn't want to win anyway  (sports.yahoo.com) (33)
(NHL) Unlikely Here it is...the rare Double Shutout  (nhl.com) (74)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Tom Brady's wife throws a Hail Mary  (myfoxdc.com) (69)
(SBNation) Sad Much like Peyton Manning, Roy Oswalt is in search of a home for after rehabbing from an injury that could jeopardize his career. To really drive the similarity home, we have an pic of Oswalt making a Manning face  (mlb.sbnation.com) (38)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Will Seattle get another professional football team? Wait, they already have one?  (blog.seattlepi.com) (41)
(My Fox DC) Interesting The NFL has an L of a problem  (myfoxdc.com) (87)
(USA Today) Obvious Charles Barkley: "I cannot believe how bad the NBA is." You and me both, Charles. You and me both  (content.usatoday.com) (73)
(Fox News) Interesting Tony Dorsett sues the NFL because he chose to play football  (foxnews.com) (70)
(TMZ) Interesting Deion Sanders' wife says he will only give her money in exchange for sexual favors. So, it's a normal marriage, then?  (tmz.com) (30)
(WWL) Spiffy Years later, Michael Irvin makes New Orleans Saints fans cry  (wwl.com) (31)
(SFGate) Sad Angelo Dundee goes down for the 10 count  (sfgate.com) (12)
(The Atlantic) Amusing The unofficial video for Bill Maher's "Irritable Bowl Syndrome" (language not safe for work)  (theatlantic.com) (48)


Wed February 01, 2012
(BBC) Cool How did your team do on Transfer Deadline Day? Can Arsenal beat a strong Bolton side at home? Will the Magpies stomp the hapless Rovers? These discussions and more in this bumped EPL thread  (news.bbc.co.uk) (194)
(Yahoo) Amusing Michigan St. misses extra point, loses to Illinois 42-41 in shootout  (rivals.yahoo.com) (32)
(FanNation) Interesting John Elway says the Broncos are in the market for quarterbacks, would settle for having just one  (fannation.com) (87)
(ESPN) Cool Just when you thought college football was on the sidelines, Hope springs eternal ....It's National Signing Day, people  (espn.go.com) (94)
(Some Guy) Followup Ball boys? You bet she did  (610wiod.com) (25)
(Guardian) Stupid Millionaire tax evader uses The Force when judge asks him why he believes he doesn't need to pay taxes  (guardian.co.uk) (18)
(ESPN) Fail Toronto Maple Leafs go up 4-1, only to lose to the Pittsburgh Penguins 5-4 in a shootout. All in great Maple Leafs fashion  (scores.espn.go.com) (73)
(YouTube) Video 7'5" Mamadou Ndiaye, the tallest high school basketball player in the world, is a stand out in his latest game in California  (youtube.com) (109)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Starpulse) Silly Madonna says she's going to keep all her clothes on during the Super Bowl halftime show, so at least it will be an original performance  (starpulse.com) (63)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Phil Jackson's memoir to be titled "Eleven Rings", but which one does he consider most precious?  (chicagotribune.com) (47)
(Yahoo) Stupid Ravens hire Jim Caldwell to look wide-eyed and confused with the QBs in Baltimore  (sports.yahoo.com) (63)
(Globe and Mail) Unlikely Now that he's 24 years old, is it time for Sidney Crosby to retire?  (theglobeandmail.com) (157)
(CNN) Unlikely Why Boise State has problems recruiting blue chip players. Word "Idaho" strangely absent  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (59)
(Deadspin) Dumbass How to avoid a concussion in an MMA fight. Step 1: Don't be in an MMA fight  (deadspin.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Not news: Super Bowl stadiums. Fark: made of meat  (blogs.westword.com) (16)
(Some Guy) Amusing Sports news: Topps releases 2012 baseball card set. Fark : St Louis Cardinal Skip Schumaker was replaced by a squirrel  (inquisitr.com) (38)
(YouTube) Video The Dunk Of The Year contest is over  (youtube.com) (169)
(Orlando Sentinel) Fail Orlando Magic defense finally rises to the occasion by holding powerful 76ers to season low 74 points. Unfortunately, Orlando Magic offense again takes the night off and dials in a horrific 69 point performance  (orlandosentinel.com) (34)
(Daily Mail) Interesting I don't know what the hell I'm saying, so here's a picture of a horse called Cocaine pulling a skier over a jump  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Dawg) Scary SEC cheerleaders are stereotyped as Southern belles...And then there's Georgia's Anna Watson, the Lou Ferrigno of cheerleading  (lostlettermen.com) (110)
(Bleacher Report) Cool Have somebody call your mama, check your limes at the door, and get your can of peas ready. It's time for what could be Johnny Ace's last night on RAW. WWWYKI's on USA at 9pm EST  (bleacherreport.com) (1946)
(SportsGrid) Strange Tim Tebow booked into same hotel as massive porn convention. Is this how the apocalypse is going to begin?  (sportsgrid.com) (64)
(ESPN) Unlikely WPS to cancel its 2012 season because of legal wrangling with an ex-owner, not because it is Women's Professional Soccer  (espn.go.com) (17)
(USA Today) Obvious Colts owner on Peyton Manning's future with the team. "I can't be sentimental. This isn't fantasy football"  (content.usatoday.com) (116)
(Orlando Sentinel) Fail Orlando Magic free fall continues. Last night's 21-point blowout brought to you courtesy of the Indiana Pacers  (orlandosentinel.com) (62)
(YouTube) Cool Despite his hair, Shaun White scores the first perfect score in Winter X Games history  (youtube.com) (106)
(Deadspin) Amusing BYU students finally succeed in earning the elusive "Crowd Technical Foul" (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Writer tries to justify why he enjoys listening to the grunts of women tennis players. "I'm not a pervert who gets a cheap thrill from the loud shrieks"  (asiaone.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Embattled Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho tired of drama in Spain, allegedly has decided to return to English Premier League this summer. Immortal quote: "It's not about the money"  (adifferentleague.co.uk) (39)
(TMZ) Amusing Mike Tyson to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame alongside other greats like Pete Rose and Drew Carey  (tmz.com) (76)
(CNN) Interesting Use of euphemisms is distorting the truth about what happened at Penn State when Jerry Sandusky played squish the wrinkly Vienna sausage into the budding brown balloon knot  (cnn.com) (50)
(YouTube) Cool Today's awesome highlight from 2012 Winter X Games: First snowmobile front flip ever landed in competition  (youtube.com) (19)
(Yahoo) Hero Matt Cassel saves family from house fire. Also saves: cat, player piano, washer, dryer, grandfather clock, couch, vanity, dining set  (sports.yahoo.com) (35)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass 49ers linebacker Aldon Smith can't be bothered to give a fark in his DUI arrest mugshot  (nydailynews.com) (29)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious By the end of the game, a capacity crowd of 18,809 was singing, "We Don't Give A Damn For the Whole State of Michigan"  (rivals.yahoo.com) (30)
(News.com.au) Scary Umpire kills cricket fan with bat. Now THAT was a wicked googly  (news.com.au) (30)
(Bleacher Report) Spiffy Will Kane's Libertarian hate or John Cena's constipated face win the day? Will SHOOOOOOOW or Mizark squash Daniel Bryan like so many peas? Who will this years surprise entrants be? It's the 25th Royal Rumble, live on PPV at 8 PM ET  (bleacherreport.com) (too many)
(ESPN) Misc Will the NFC defeat the AFC again? With a decent team around him, will Cam Newton prove he's the best in the world? Will this game matter? WHAR TEBOW, WHAR? It's the NFC All Stars vs. the AFC All Stars in the Pro Bowl, 7 PM ET on NBC  (scores.espn.go.com) (807)
(ESPN) Interesting Aussie Open ends with the worst tennis match in modern history, lasting 6 hours. In some parts of the world they call that a cricket  (espn.go.com) (33)
(The Sun) Silly A fan made a monkey gesture during Liverpool v. Man U game. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (69)
(YouTube) Video It's Super Bowl Week. Any chance this year's game will measure up to this?  (youtube.com) (116)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy The FA Cup rolls on today with a full slate of action, including a revisiting of the season's two biggest race rows. It's a west London derby with QPR v Chelsea and a massive Liverpool v Man United match up  (dailymail.co.uk) (273)


Sat January 28, 2012
(TheBlaze.com) Unlikely Meet Abbey Watson, a 13 year old world-record holding powerlifter. The secret to her success? "Bacon... mostly bacon"  (theblaze.com) (52)
(Bloomberg) Interesting Survey finds which male sport has the largest collection of illicit drug users among athletes competing in the NCAA's 23 sanctioned sports. Not that one. Nope, not that one either  (bloomberg.com) (56)
(UFC) Unlikely UFC on Fox 2 prelims start at 5 EST on FuelTV & the main card starts at 8 EST. What are the odds that the Sonnen/Bisping fight will end in a double KO? How 'bout paying Big John to ref the fight and have him kick both their asses?  (ufc.ca) (347)
(SaveOnBrew) Spiffy Answer: 50 MILLION cases of beer. Question: How much beer will be consumed this Super Bowl Sunday  (saveonbrew.com) (56)
(Some Guy) Obvious Mark Cuban out of the running to buy the LA Dodgers, because having an owner that cares would be bad for business  (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) (63)
(National Post) Interesting Time capsule buried under Maple Leaf Gardens found. Box contains old newspapers from 1931, rule books, ivory elephant and a strange relic called a "playoff ticket"  (news.nationalpost.com) (18)
(The Sun News) Amusing School changes mascot back to original, non-PC Indian. "It's hard to cheer for a lighthouse"  (myrtlebeachonline.com) (100)
(Some Guy) Cool "A full-force punch to the head is comparable to being hit with a 12lb padded wooden mallet travelling at 20mph"  (guyspeed.com) (28)


Fri January 27, 2012
(TheFW.com) Amusing Not looking forward to another boring Super Bowl? At least you don't have to endure one of these boring football songs. "Let's Ram It" indeed  (thefw.com) (12)
(STLToday) Obvious Hopefully your London Rams merchandise has an easy return option  (stltoday.com) (29)
(ESPN) Amusing Drew Brees left off NFL Any Era team in favor of Tim Tebow  (espn.go.com) (128)
(ESPN) Interesting Syracuse's Fab Mello to miss third grade....er... game. Third game  (espn.go.com) (11)
(Yahoo) Cool 7-year-old's heart-melting fan letter to the 49ers Kyle Williams proves he is more grown up than 99% of their fans  (sports.yahoo.com) (29)
(ESPN) Interesting Browns hire Brad Childress as Offensive Coordinator, pending his notifying Cleveland residents of his moving to the neighborhood  (espn.go.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Irsay and Manning issue joint statement. "Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (57)
(Deadspin) Dumbass UFC president Dana White compares anti-SOPA activists to 9/11 terrorists  (deadspin.com) (63)
(CBC) Cool It's Team Alfredsson vs. Team Chara for the 2012 NHL All Star Game. Whose side are you on?  (cbc.ca) (58)
(Yahoo) Spiffy NASCAR and Wal-Mart finally get together. It's as if millions of rednecks cried out in ecstasy  (sports.yahoo.com) (45)
(ESPN) Silly NFL allows players to use Twitter during the Pro Bowl, hopes to give more realistic perspective of game to all 9 viewers  (espn.go.com) (44)
(FanNation) Fail Vikings to put more thought into formulating draft strategy with No. 3 overall pick than their offensive strategy  (fannation.com) (19)
(YouTube) Spiffy Best highlight of the Federer/Nadal semifinal match? The ball boy's catch in the 3rd set  (youtube.com) (21)
(IndyStar) Obvious Jim Irsay: Peyton's a politician who should keep his concerns "in house." Translation: Peyton's done in Indy  (indystar.com) (94)
(Some Guy) Asinine Cleveland Browns beat reporter learns that the difference between a private and public Tweet can cost you your job and that some NFL owners are very thin skinned   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (41)
(Fox Sports) Amusing Camel picks next Super Bowl winner. Subby thinks they should extend this to the GOP nomination process  (msn.foxsports.com) (13)
(USA Today) Fail Orlando Magic take revenge on injured Celtics after Wednesday's embarrassing 31 point loss. Just kidding - they lose again by blowing a 27 point lead and scoring only 8 points in 4th quarter  (usatoday.com) (20)

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