Wed June 19, 2013
Tue June 18, 2013
Noted women's rights advocate and sexual violence expert Serena Williams on the Steubenville, OH rape victim: "she shouldn't have put herself in that position"
In a shocking turn of events, San Jose sues Major League Baseball FOR a team
Foam rolling is not a fad and will totally still be a thing days or even weeks from now
Will the Spurs give Tim Duncan a fifth championship and silence the bandwagon Heat fans? Will Miami be handed the win and we have to be annoyed by the bandwagon one more game? Game 6, tonight, 9 PM EDT on ABC
Noted political strategist, presidential historian, and criminologist Donte' Stallworth weighs in on Dick Cheney's legacy, White House politics, and addresses Chicago's gang violence problem
Jets will pay Tim Tebow more money to play against them this year than the Patriots will. MAXIMUM TROLLING
Iverson: "No, I didn't kidnap my kids and take them to a Georgia hotel" -- as the reporter talks to him coming out of a Georgia hotel with his kids
Nelson Cruz helps Rangers destroy the A's in what can only be described as the Special Olympics of the MLB
Celtics: We'll trade you the coach we hate and two old men for two young stars and draft picks. Clippers: Okay
Bobby Orr prefers being pecked at by hawks than mauled by angry bears
MLB scouting report: "He's got that good lively arm, but control has been a big problem for him throughout his career." Cubs pitcher promptly doesn't disappoint (w/video)
Lolo Jones complains about her bobsled paycheck. Hey, you win some, you luge some
Mon June 17, 2013
Three Atlanta sports radio show hosts get fired after mocking ALS sufferer Steve Gleason needing to use a computerized voice to communicate with witty jokes like "knock knock - who's there - smother me - smother me who - smother me, do me a favor"
British comedian narrating baseball. Keep an eye out for the half man, half robot behind the wicket
Pay that final air bill, put away the peas one more time and eat your last bar of Sexual Chocolate. Mark Henry says that Father Time is undefeated but maybe, he could just suffer one World's Strongest Slam. Raw 8pm EDT
It's the Stanley Cup Playoffs game three, from Boston tonight... Can the Bruins build off the game two win? Is it the Blackhawks' turn to prove home ice means nothing? What's the under/over on overtime a third time? Puck drops at 8ET(ish)
In NHL news, say hello to the....Seattle Coyotes?
If you took your children on vacation and you were supposed to bring them back to your ex-wife a few weeks ago, and if you're Allen Iverson, there are some nice gentlemen in various types of suits who'd like to have a word with you
1935: Babe Ruth finishes beer/hot dog fueled career with 714 home runs. 1998: David Wells gets hammered the night before his perfect game. 2013: Frank Thomas owns a beer company. Yep, baseball hasn't changed much
Cincinnati Bengals picked to be the subject of popular TV show. Surprisingly, the show isn't Cops
Vladimir Putin: "I vill NEVER give back your Super Bowl ring, Robert Kraft"
The 2013 NY Mets, summed up in one play
Former L.A. Kings executive says that Los Angeles is not a hockey town. Actually, with the Dodgers, Angels, Clippers and Lakers it's also not a professional sports town
Chiefs GM disaster Scott Pioli lands on his feet, becomes latest expert analyst on NBC's "Football Night in America" telling viewers what it takes to win in the NFL
How do you know when you need a new stadium? When raw sewage comes up through the drains of both team showers
Sun June 16, 2013
Luke Donald on the par 3 third hole: "Hmm...what if I bank my tee shot off a course volunteer's damn head? Maybe I'll get a good carom onto the green. Yeah. That sounds like a solid plan"
Will The Best in the World overcome The Best in the World? Will Curtis Axel find a way to win a title via countout? Will anyone care about the main event? Payback is a biatch at 8:00 pm EST
Which Miami team will show up tonight: the Dominating Big Three or the Missing Men? Will the Spurs reassert their utterly bland control of the Finals? These questions and more tonight at 8pm. Heat vs Spurs, Game 5, ABC
Most popular player in college football "can't wait to leave... please walk a day in my shoes." Tears start to the right
The woman who falsely accused Brian Banks of rape, sending him to prison for five years and derailing his football career, has been ordered to pay back settlement she won from school. But don't spend that money just yet, guys
It's the Quicken Loans 400 at Michigan International Speedway, the only track that Dale Jr. has won at since 2006. Can he do it again? Or will he continue being the most popular driver to not live up to his popularity? Flag drops at 1pm ET on TNT
Putin: This? It fell off the back of a truck. No, seriously
Can Lefty get the birthday present he's always wanted, and on Father's Day no less? Or will he be a bridesmaid for a record sixth time? It's your U.S. Open Final Round discussion thread, Noon, NBC
Orioles Alex Casilla makes all Little league players feel better about themselves after a huge base running blunder in the bottom of the 9th
The 16 worst coaches in modern NFL history. Yup... he's there. Him too
So, what's it like for a MLB pitcher to get hit in the ear with a baseball traveling 102mph and live to talk about it? Let's ask Alex Cobb (w/scary video)
Stephen Jackson on his $3,000,000 fine after notorious Pistons-Pacers melee: "It felt good to punch a fan one time." Hansen Brothers nod in agreement
Sat June 15, 2013
Cool: 49 years ago today, the most lopsided trade in baseball history, Ernie Broglio for Lou Brock. Fark: They still talk to each other
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 161, with Dan Henderson vs Rashad Evans. Facebook prelims start at 7 PM ET, FX prelims at 8 PM ET and the main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
Okay hockey fans we've had a couple of days to recover from triple overtime... It's Game Two for the Cup... Can they do it again? Can you? Naps mid afternoon, Puck drops at 8ET
It's an all Andretti front row for today's race, and heck, somehow even Will Power snuck into the top 5. It's the Milwaukee IndyFest from the famous Milwaukee Mile (4:30PM ET, NBCSN)
Bob Kraft: Vladimir Putin stole my Super Bowl ring. George W. Bush: We need you to say it was a gift so that we can preserve US-Soviet relations. Kraft: Dude, it's 2005
Why NASCAR over IndyCar in Texas? Let me count the ways
13 years ago Joe Sakic told Popeye Jones (Denver Nuggets) that if his kid likes hockey, teach him to skate. Sakic and the family friend Patrick Roy now run the Avalanche, who have the first pick in the NHL Draft, and he's the best talent availble
Can anyone get around Merion under par? Does the USGA completely hate golfers? Will the weather finally cooperate enough to get everyone through in one day? Find out as the third round of the U.S. Open tees off at Noon on NBC
Fri June 14, 2013
Barney sees the end of football in America but that future isn't set in bedrock
Renaming the Redskins: four new, non-racist names and logos for D.C.'s NFL team
Friday Night MMA double header: XFC 24, featuring Hot Sauce Holtzman vs John Mahlow, starting at 9 PM ET on AXS TV. WSOF 3, with John Fitch vs Josh Burkman, starting at 11 PM ET on NBC Sports
Outdoor deck at Miami sports bar can't handle the influx of bandwagon Heat fans, collapses into Biscayne Bay
The Confederations Cup starts tomorrow and tiny Tahiti has one goal: One goal
The cost for throwing at another pitcher's head: 10 games
Anything the Mets can do in 20 innings, the Yankees can do in 18
Because you can't root for the Spurs without making an enormous pizza in their honor
Watch Magic Johnson, in some previously unseen commercials from 1989, pitching . . . we're not really sure what he's selling. But hey, it's Magic, right? So shut up and take my adjusted-for-inflation money
NE Patriots owner Bob Kraft pushed for Tebow signing because of his immense "Spirituality." In other news, Woody Johnon (giggity) and Jerry "Booger" Jones have been mentoring Bob Kraft
Drunk and standing on a wet seat while drinking your beer is no way to watch a Mets game son ... well, at least standing on the wet seat
Subby needs a greenlight and Fark needs a US Open thread. So c'mon already...WHILE WE'RE YOUNG
Thu June 13, 2013
After last's nights triple OT, will the NBA get the memo and keep this one within 20 points? Will the finals MVP be the other Cleveland castoff? Will Wade be the hero since the Heat don't lose 2 in a row? Game 4, 9pm EDT
Check out the NFL's newest facemask. Hannibal Lecter, suit up
The latest RGIII scandal? he doesn't participate in the DC club scene
Self-entitled Americans are no match for hard-working foreigners
Miami fans discuss how they would coach against the peek-a-boo zone and Lando Calrissian
Brett Farve admits that he's a dick
Article confirms two widely suspected beliefs from the 2012 NFL season: There was a reason the Rams were able to inexplicably out-play the 49er's, and Cortland Finnegan is a giant douche
Apparently the Vikings are so bad that even dead guys won't sign with them
Blackhawks Shaw scores game-winner, gets Not safe for work on Natl TV, video gets even more Not safe for work after NBC signs off
You know how Canada produces the best goalies in the world? No, you don't know that, because it hasn't been true for years. USA USA
NY Yankees batters are now homerless in five straight games. Girardi says their offense clearly needs a shot in the arm
Old MLB hotness: Shaving cream celebration at home plate after a walk-off win. New MLB hotness: Barbecue sauce celebration (with video)
MLB hands out penalties of Diamondbacks/Dodgers brawl. Multiple suspensions handed out, both teams to be sent to a penal colony
Thailand says Phuket to proposed Formula One race
Lucic a beast last night, but his he-man like scoring ability was no match for the Blackhawks. THEY *HAVE* THE POWER
Wed June 12, 2013
NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Jason Leffler killed in dirt track crash
It's hockey history in the making with Boston in Chicago tonight... Game 1 Stanley Cup Finals. Two Original Six teams. And a match up that's never happened before... puck drops @8ET
Sick kid to use robotic technology to throw out ceremonial first pitch from 1800 miles away. Zack Greinke takes notes from inside his bubble-boy safety chamber
Redskins draft 8-year-old for one day. There hasn't been this much crying in football since Brian's Song
(Some Guy)
In other news, the Oakland Raiders are in their best form since 2007
Because it worked out so well with Tebow, New York Jets are considering a read-option role for rookie quarterback Geno Smith
When all is said and done, Shaquille O'Neal may someday be remembered as the crusader who helped legalize MMA fights in New York
Manti Te'o is earning the respect of his teammates in San Diego. In fact last night Junior Seau phoned to tell him how impressed he is with his training camp performance, ask for his bank card PIN
If MIchael Jordan can't help you win, you might as well hire Patrick Ewing
Anybody can get a red card for kicking someone on the opposing team. But it takes a special sort of player to get sent off for kicking a medical staffer while he's being carted off the field on a stretcher
With a completely straight face, Ferrari boss says Mercedes F1 must be punished severely. And that's why he gets paid the big bucks
Pats plan to break the news to Tebow: "You're nowhere close to an NFL QB"
Miami feels the heat as San Antonio takes a 2-1 lead
Dodger Stadium hosts 2013 Headhunting Night, with five hit batters, five ejections, and two bench-clearing brawls
Jay Cutler says it will take him three years to learn the Bears' new offense
ESPN picks the greatest coach in NFL history. Wayne Fontes, Rich Kotite lean forward in their chairs
MLB has officially gone to the potato umpires now
Today's FARK-ready headline: World toe wrestling championships showcase the athlete's foot
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