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Fri August 01, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chris Bosh is "revitalized" by LeBron leaving, having two extra months of off season vacation time next year
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(3)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yasiel Puig hits home run, returns to dugout, gets a shower of: A) Gatorade. B) sunflower seeds. or C) bubbles
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(2)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones is so confident in Tony Romo, he's included a full set of home playoff tickets with each season ticket order
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(13)
 
(Fark)
 
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Who would take Edmonton Oilers MDMA, and be perpetually waiting for it to kick in? Or Ottawa Senators meth, which costs half what it did three years ago and is one-fourth as effective? Or Maple Leafs mushrooms, an Ontario fungus growing since 1967?"
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(26)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols again robbed by Manny Machado at 3B ... with even a better throw than yesterday. Best infield arm in baseball? No contest
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(41)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha's Fall Experimental Football League will be called the Mammoths. In other news, there's a Fall Experimental Football League
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Biggest highlight of Day 8 of the Commonwealth Games: A) mens 200 meter sprint. B) mens gymnastics. or C) Michelle Jenneke's pre-race jiggle warm-up in the 100 meter hurdles
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(25)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Old fart dies and leaves windfall to Fart club
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(27)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Celebrate Vin Scully's return for 2015 by listening to 10 of his greatest calls. Yes, here's to another year of "It's time for Dodgers baseball,"
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(40)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Oklahoma Sooners football team got their playPads yesterday - here's an unauthorized look at what kicker Michael Hunnicutt has to learn
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(30)
 
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Leyton Orient tweet brilliant vanishing spray announcement
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(10)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Terry Pegula submits cool $1.3 billion opening bid for the Buffalo Bills. Bon Jovi bid shot through the heart, Trump fired
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(55)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"You know, not being in the Hall of Fame - that's my shtick," Pete Rose will tell you before signing "I'm Sorry I Bet On Baseball" for $300
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(63)
 
(Men's Fitness (UK))
 
 
 
Three of the biggest gym mistakes and how to correct them. This link is only for people who lift
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(79)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman golfer takes 38 years to get her first hole-in-one, likes it so much she gets another one just an hour later. The odds? 1 in 67 million
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(26)
 
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Who's selling and who's buying? Who's leaving in the Red Sox fire sale? This is your official MLB Trade Deadline thread
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(350)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Remember the brilliant Manny Machado play last year against the Yankees? Well, he topped it last night
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Live coverage of the lawn bowling finals at the Glasgow Commonwealth Games. Because Fark never has enough grass curling news
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(6)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Steelers to retire #75. Thanks Mean Joe
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(35)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In case you ever wondered what 29 sumo wrestlers crammed into a tiny plane looked like
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(35)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Giants get a double play...on a walk
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Much like most homes in the neighborhood, Pauley Pavilion is underwater
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(7)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dodgers announcer Vin Scully gets a standing ovation after announcing that he will return for his 66th season in 2015
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(38)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning auditions for Dancing with the Stars. Bonus: a Wes Welker jig to Rocky Top
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(22)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Olympic figure skating pair throw out Tampa Bay Rays first pitch in gold medal style
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(18)
 
(Waiting for Next Year)
 
 
 
Cleveland Plain Dealer turned down a trolltastic full-page ad from Heat fans to LeBron
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(54)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Florida State football players make a rap video so ridiculous they'll need to repeat as national champions just to appear in public again
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will David Ortiz be the first steroid user to be voted into the Hall of Fame?
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(147)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Throwing out the first pitch at a Detroit Tigers game, Jack White shows why he picked up a guitar instead of a baseball when he was a child
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(63)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Like many baseball traditions you can always count on the Cubs to do something strange. This time, they played their longest game & had their catcher not only score the winning run but also be the winning pitcher
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Poker nightmares are made of things like this, second only to a thread full of "why is this on the sports tab?" questions of course
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(130)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stephen A. Smith provokes ESPN into banning him
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(181)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
How do you get revenge for a 14-1 loss? You sweep the rest of the series then exactly one week later beat the other team 14-1
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(31)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer can't understand why a QB with a completion percentage under fifty percent isn't employed by the NFL
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(51)
 
(Pro Soccer Talk)
 
 
 
Fernando Torres' transfer fee: $80 million. His salary: About $15 million per year. Watching Chelsea basically beg anyone to take him off their hands: Priceless
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(53)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Denny Hamlin and his team have been penalized 75 points and fined for having illegal rear firewall parts, having an insecure network
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(27)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Looks like Andre Reed will never work for ESPN, unless he can find half-assed blame to place on domestic assault victims
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(12)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Raiders in talks to relocate to Texas, presumably to be closer to Al Davis
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(29)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bernie Ecclestone, head of Formula One, offers £20 million to drop bribery trial. Because that has worked so well for him in the past
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(36)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
News: Nebraska Cornhuskers begin football season at Big 10 Media Day. Fark: the coach's cat also made the trip
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(16)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
All of southeast Asia transfixed by hot volleyball player from Kazakhstan: "Local media that would normally only write a couple of lines about the competition are devoting 10 page photo features about her and artists are turning out anime fantasies"
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For you soccer fans: a nifty breakdown of a near-perfect setpiece goal by Luke Mulholland of RSL; for you non-soccer fans, oh look, something almost interesting nearly happened in a soccer game
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(19)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Stewart-Haas and Joe Gibbs Racing planes collide at North Carolina Airport. Eyewitnesses say they hadn't seen a NASCAR-related jet engine collision like that since Juan Pablo Montoya at Daytona
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don Trump: "I'm very, very unlikely to buy the Buffalo Bills [because I can't afford them]"
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(50)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cute Japanese martial arts star throws out the first pitch ... after breaking 10 stone blocks with her head
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why are NFL quarterbacks driving around in the 'free candy' van?
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(25)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Apparently no one ever told this high school kid that pulling off a slam dunk from beyond the free-throw line is pretty much impossible
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(32)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
One-legged long jumper has unfair advantage, rivals protest
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(11)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
No, it's not a typo, Aroldis Chapman actually threw a baseball 104 mph
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(86)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Drew Brees: "I feel like I can play until I'm 45." NFL: "Here, pee in this cup"
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(34)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley offers to pay for the funerals of the three Philadelphia children who were killed by a carjacker while selling fruit at a fruit stand
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(42)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Chip Kelly's observation that the NFL draft is over hyped causes CBS sportswriter to lose his mind
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(58)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Cena respond to Heyman's promo? Did Stephanie survive her trip to county lockup? Will we witness the formation of a new Nation of Domination? Can Ryder win twice in a row? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm est, USA/WWE Network)
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(1851)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For yet another year, you have missed your chance to compete in the Northern Ireland Bog Snorkelling Championship (pics)
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(10)
 
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
How about those NCAA student athletes? Oregon QB Marcus Mariota's grueling classload this year: golf and yoga
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(36)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rugby match ends with 101-0 score. Losing team still tougher than the Houston Texans
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(35)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
What should you do if you try to steal second base and overslide the bag? A) Try to get back quickly, B) Resign yourself to being tagged out, C) Steal third base after escaping a rundown
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Torre does not prepare a written thank you speech for HOF induction ceremony, forgets to thank "The Boss." Out of habit Steinbrenner family immediately tries to fire him
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(19)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Angry Twins outfielder Oswaldo Arcia magically turns his bat into firewood (turn up the audio for the full effect)
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(20)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
According to the official scorer, there's a grammatical error on Greg Maddux's Hall of Fame plaque
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(33)
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Owner of Boston's minor league team in Lowell, Massachusetts misplaces his $30,000 2013 championship ring at a Manhattan restaurant. Which is found and returned by life-long Yankees fan. In other news there have been reports of pigs flying
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cool news: Kurt Angle coming back to WWE. Not so cool news: a shiat ton of people are about to lose their jobs. RIP TNA 2002-2014
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(248)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer player scores goal from his own half of the field against Manchester United after spending the offseason kicking 50-yard field goals at Denver Bronco practice facility (vids)
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(29)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
South Korean baseball team installs robots to replace absent fans. No food costs and they can even do the wave
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(11)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Veni, vidi, vici, Nibali
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(42)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Think baseball is boring? You're right, but if this happened more often it wouldn't be
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(34)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars unveil world's largest HD display. The team hopes to find out what it's like to be blacked out in their own stadium
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can't complain when you win $322,216 in a 50-50 raffle, and amateur football in Alberta will get a nice payday too
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(31)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan volleyball player's coach and teammates complain she's too attractive and distracts the fans. Based on the picture I would hate to see what the unattractive players look like
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(58)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will the #3 take both races this weekend? Does Gordon stand a chance to win the race he won 20 years ago? It's the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway (1:00PM ET, ESPN)
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(543)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns fan who urinated on Art Modell's grave is identified after police view the streaming video
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(51)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Lakers finally have a coach? Great, Scott
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(14)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Just another day at Colts training camp. Notice the offensive plays, the defensive formations, the owner passing out $100 bills to fans. Wait, what?
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(16)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time this season in MLB, an overturned challenge call at first base ends an extra inning game
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(21)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton and Magnussen start from the pits while Nico Rosberg starts as usual from the pole. Weather forecast is hot and dry so enjoy your last race before the August break. This is your Hungarian Grand Prix discussion thread on CNBC at 8am EDT
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(230)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies to give away 15,000 Tulowizki jerseys at Saturday night's game
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(20)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Nationwide Series hits the bricks for the Lilly Diabeetus 250 at Indy
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB reduces Hall Of Fame ballot eligibility timeframe from 15 years to 10, to ensure it remains the Hall Of Fame and not the Hall Of Pretty Good And Was Nice To Sportswriters
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(66)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stephen A. Smith is unclear how Twitter works (among many other things)
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(43)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 12, Robbie Lawler vs Matt Brown. Early prelims at 4:15 PM ET on Fight Pass, televised prelims at 6 PM ET and main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox affiliate
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(263)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How I spent my summer vacation
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas State football coach Bill Snyder reveals key to staying healthy and energetic at age 74 in high-pressure long-hours job: eat just one meal a day, and make it Fourth Meal
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(10)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Why golf is dying in North America
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(120)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
One defensive play sums up the entire Cubs' season
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(13)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas Longhorns football media guide misspells the word "Texas" 200 times. University promises to never again use team members as proofreaders
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(35)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis' 'best fans in baseball' are about to meet one of the most hated players after signing veteran catcher A.J. Pierzynski
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(32)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Some say the triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Yasiel Puig hit three of them last night
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Brees may be 35, but he thinks he can play another 10 years
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(27)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Freddy Adu, anointed savior of American soccer 10 years ago when he entered MLS at age 14, signs deal with first-division club in Europe. Oh sure, a Serbian SuperLiga club, but still, he looks pumped to be in Jagodina
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The Myrtle Beach Pelicans' general manager Andy Milovich makes a bet. News: And loses. Fark: Forcing him to get a prostate exam while singing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' which was broadcasted to 6,600 people on game night
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(5)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former WWE champion Daniel Bryan stops burglar at his home. The thief is expected to get 5 to 10 years in abeyance
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(70)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel, who Tony Dungy thinks is less distracting to his team than Michael Sam, has "alarmed" the Browns with his non-stop partying with celebrities and has fallen behind Brian Hoyer in the quarterback competition
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(68)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Question posed to NASCAR driver: "If you committed a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you prefer it to be hard or flaccid when slammed?"
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(22)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Astros' Dallas Keuchel gives heckler a ball inscribed with the perfect comeback. Well done, sir
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(7)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 122, with Brett Cooper vs Brandon Halsey. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV. Followed by RFA 16 on AXS TV at 10 PM ET
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(131)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
This one time, at band camp
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(52)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN spent the past 24 hours carrying water for the NFL...and are now backtracking to put up as many "too lenient on Ray Rice" articles they can now that the backlash has hit
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(144)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For the second time in his career, outfielder Ryan Raburn finds a unique way to let an opposing batter completely circle the bases
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(19)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Cool: Patrick Kane takes time to take pictures with fans. Amusing: He covers up the logo on a kid's Blues shirt
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony LaRussa says steroid users should be allowed in the Hall of Fame. That's the joke
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In the weird world of women's doubles tennis, if your partner is unable to continue you can play alone against the other team, but you can't return serves on your former partner's side of the court. Who knew?
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(11)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Man angers Baltimore Ravens fans by using public toilet
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(63)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
In which Peyton Manning tries to get reporters to say "blue balls"
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(26)
 

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