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Sat August 29, 2015
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and passed out from heat exhaustion is no way to finish the golf tournament, son
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
German sailor has a Brazilian microscopic reasons to not compete in the Olympics next year
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker suffering from severe mental deterioration
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(23)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The best quarterback in the NFL is going to start week one on the bench
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(34)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
MLB has been trying to buy twins.com for years, to no avail ... all because of the bond between two very stubborn twins. Fark: Who also are big Twins fans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Tebowmania rule again? Will the Browns resemble an NFL team? Does ANYONE want to play QB for the Jets? It's your week three NFL preseason thread as the action kicks off at 4 pm EST
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(923)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Tempers are hot and the cars turn both ways as the NASCAR Xfinity Series' road course swing ends at Elkhart Lake with the Road America 180, 3 PM on NBCSN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Bob Stitt lead an offensive revolution at Montana? Will North Dakota State open with a win on its quest for a fifth consecutive national title? The Division I college football season kicks off today at 2:30 pm ET on ESPN
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Seventy-year-old retiree becomes the No. 1 fencer in the United States, makes the rest of us younger folks look lazy
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(5)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Baseball team in a slump? No one seems to know what to do with the bat when at the plate? Have we got a solution for you: come to sunny Atlanta. (tag is for the entire Braves pitching staff)
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(14)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
An inside-the-park home run is both rare and exciting. Even more so when it's done by a catcher. And it wasn't even a close play at home
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(18)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer again shows he's one of the classiest players in MLB after he gives his catchers VERY expensive watches for catching his no-hitter and one-hitter
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(11)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Premier League kicks off the weekend with Arsenal traveling north to face Newcastle, Man City giving Watford a proper welcome, Man United and Liverpool on the road, and Chelsea crossing the Thames to face Crystal Palace
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(394)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Vin Scully returning for 67th season of calling Dodgers games
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey: Abusing women is bad when Mayweather does it, but okay when the UFC fighter I am dating does it
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(61)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The massive home run.....that wasn't
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(16)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
RGIII, who was cleared to play this week, is no longer cleared to play this week...and next week isn't looking good either
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Fri August 28, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Illinois kicks head coach Tim Beckman out on his ass one week before the season opener, tells him to just walk it off
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Meanwhile in Europe, top darts players are like rock stars or pro wrestlers, replete with silly nicknames and tattoos, ugly bowling shirts, and hard-rocking walk-on music, like these 10 Greek gods of the darts world
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(29)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Virginia Tech ends its program of fining football players for missing class and breaking rules; says that going to school in Virginia is punishment enough
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(22)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some Friday night lights? Join us as the third- and only important- games of the NFL preseason kick off tonight with NE/CAR, DET/JAX, and KC/TEN at 7:30 EDT
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(452)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
If there is anyone that has something to say about Curt Schilling's suspension from ESPN, it is Sarah Palin
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(75)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"How often do you find an international cricket star asleep in your car?"
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(14)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds' hopes of winning a collusion case against MLB have shriveled up
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(50)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Mets are even winning foot races these days. Behold their play of the year
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(43)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Auburn University professors shocked and appalled to find their employers value SEC titles more highly than academic integrity
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Thu August 27, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China does its best to slow down Usain Bolt, but the Segway can't catch him until after the race was over
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
It's Chocolate Thunder you're hearing as Darryl Dawkins breaks a backboard in that big arena in the sky
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Justin Wilson's death helped six people live because he signed his organ donor card
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick wants to make it clear, she will never race in Formula 1. Now, back to her "not racing" in NASCAR
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(93)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
KC Royals get a quick lesson about MLB Rule 7.08 (h) - "Any runner is out when ... he passes a preceding runner before that runner is out"
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(25)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Week 3 of the preseason kicks off tomorrow. Meaning most Fark Fantasy Leagues will be drafting in earnest next week. Are you looking for a team or is your league looking for a few Farkers? Then look here
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(45)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Dear Miami Marlins, If you're have trouble hitting home runs at Marlins Park, just move in the fences. Miami Marlins: Wait, you can do that?
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(25)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Francisco 49ers player charged... you know, 49ers fans have had enough bad news for an offseason. Let's just say, 49ers player charged $100 worth of kittens to his credit card
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(38)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It turns out hiring a woman to be an NFL running backs coach was a horrible idea. Just kidding. All the players accept her and she's making an impact
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(62)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls point guard and former NBA MVP Derrick Rose accused of drugging and raping his ex-girlfriend
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(78)
 


Wed August 26, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maurice Clarett. Athlete Whisperer
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(23)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Russell Wilson says that drinking "recovery water" healed a head injury he sustained in the NFC title game last season. By the way, Wilson is an investor in the company that makes that water
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(80)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How bad are the Red Sox this season? So bad that they've even lost their voice
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(51)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Paul Goldschmidt hits the loudest double you'll hear today
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
How can you tell that your favorite MLB team is having a bad year? How about when their catcher is injured ... during his home run trot
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(10)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Want to see a World Series game in Toronto? Can you get a loan?
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(25)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bears tight end Martellus Bennett has some very astute analysis of how the team played last season: "We just sucked. Everybody sucked. Coaches, players, everybody"
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(36)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
You're gonna cost your boss $16 billion this year on fantasy football, so you might want to rethink asking for that raise
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(80)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former UFC fighter Justin Wren makes his cage return after a 5 year hiatus spent trying to help free enslaved Pygmy tribes in Africa to help promote his project to free more enslaved Pygmies
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How satisfied are the Atlanta Falcons with their depth at QB? They're about to unleash the dragon
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USC coach is sorry that he mixed drugs and alcohol and went on a profanity laced tirade because he can usually do that sober
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(11)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Seahawks LB Michael Bennett, dissatisfied with his current multiyear deal, blasts NFL teams who reward mediocre QBs like Brian Hoyer and Ryan Tannehill with lavish contracts, mocks Sam Bradford and RG3 for their whininess
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(39)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
I bet Curt Schilling did not see that coming
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets blast their way into the record books with a franchise best 8 home runs and 15 extra-base hits. Turn your head and look up
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(18)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michael Vick in talk with the Steelers about playing back-up QB there, says he's looking forward to being on a team where he's not the most reprehensible human being taking snaps under center
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(178)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter adds President Obama's name to the list of people he has screwed
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(32)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress says he should have had a fall guy for his gun incident where he shot himself in the leg. That's the joke
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(16)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Criminoles soon to be back at full strength
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(17)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Is Jay Gruden trying to kill RG3?
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(136)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Popular high school football coach does rap videos on the side, telling how it was growing up with gangs and drug dealers moving merch out of ice cream trucks. School gets wind of the videos and ... this is Fark, you know how it is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chase Utley stays classy in his move to Los Angeles
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(20)
 


Mon August 24, 2015
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
After yesterday's incident at Pocono, IndyCar racer Justin Wilson dies at age 37
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sepp Blatter sits down for BBC interview, says "I am clean", "Football is not corrupt", "I am not responsible for Chuck Blazer", "We have always been at war with Eurasia"
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(17)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Jon Stewart explain his shocking swerve? Will there be a Sting sighting? Are we running out of farks to give for the Diva Revolution? One more time, live from Brooklyn, this is your post-SUUUUPERSLAM Raw thread (8 p.m. EDT)
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(NESN)
 
 
 
American 10,000m runner Molly Huddle started her "I just won the bronze medal at the World Championships" party a bit too early, gets nipped at the finish line, wins 4th place
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Andy Dalton and A.J. Green whoop up on the the Buccaneers or will Tampa Bay find a way to win with Vince Young and Doug Martin? It's the first MNF of the season tonight starting at 8 eastern on ESPN
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(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears unveil George Halas statue, which is immediately signed to help out the Bears' secondary
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(10)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Remember how it looked like Peyton Manning had defied the odds with his neck surgery to come back and be super-human again? Yeah, well, he can't feel his fingertips
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(47)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ryan Braun is the latest player to learn the hard way that Bryce Harper has a cannon for an arm
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After only two games the Top 4 of the Premier League are the usual suspects, except that's a funny way to spell Chelsea. Can Leicester out fox Spurs, has Jose's bus got a flat and will the Nearth East have something to cheer?
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(608)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Doping in cycling is so last season. Wanna see the new "in" way to cheat? (Includes video)
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(13)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
2001-2010: "Peyton Manning to Reggie Wayne"... 2011-2014: "Andrew Luck to Reggie Wayne"... 2015-2016: "Tom Brady to Reggie Wayne"
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(47)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Retired NBA superstar Steve Nash goes auteur, will produce hard-hitting documentary on rise and fall of Ecstasy and rave movement in 1980s Dallas
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(13)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Following a severe, freak crash-related injury on the track at Pocono, Indycar driver Justin Wilson is currently in a coma, "unconscious and unresponsive"
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(157)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather looks around for something to spend $5 million on, and finds another rare sports car. How rare? Only TWO in the entire world
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(36)
 


Sun August 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cris Carter's protip for NFL rookies: Have a "fall guy" in your crew to get arrested in your place. "If you all have a crew, one of those fools got to know, he's the one going to jail"
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(84)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL the Undertaker finally slay Brock Lesnar? CAN John Cena rise above a broken nose to reclaim the WWE Title? HOW MUCH KLEENEX will we need for the Divas tag match? LIVE from BROOKLYN, THIS is YOUR WWE SummerSlam Thread (7pm ET on PPV, WWE Network)
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(1480)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 74, Max Holloway vs Charles Oliveira, Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, also on Fox Sports 1
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(154)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With two races to go, who can tame the tricky triangle and avoid the clownshoes well enough to take next week's championship? It's the ABC Supply 500 from Pocono (2 PM EDT, NBCSN)
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(486)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Three. Three games today, ah ah ah with the Packers/Steelers at 1 pm and Dallas/San Francisco and St. Louis/Tennessee at 8 pm EDT. This is YOUR Sunday NFL preseason discussion thread
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(672)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not content with beating the Rockies 14-9 on Friday, the Mets do it again on Saturday. 14-9 trifecta in play
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(9)
 
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
And because it's a slow news weekend the San Diego Union-Tribune is asking the hard hitting questions, such as 'Would you give spare change to a Raiders fan?'
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson: "Hey Jamaal Charles, I am the LeBron James of the NFL"
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York Yankees retire their 20th uniform number. Next season, team to use only Roman numerals
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(46)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton captures yet another pole. Ferrari struggles in qualifying. McLaren qualifies in last and has 105 grid place penalty for engine changes. It is Spa day for the Formula 1 Belgium Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am EDT on NBCSN
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