| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| That loud whooshing sound you hear is the state of Minnesota breathing a collective sigh of relief (minnesota.twins.mlb.com) | (14) | ||
| (Esquire) | Behold the Power Of Flat? Danica Patrick edging out Erin Andrews in Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" contest (esquire.com) | (42) | |
| (Cato Institute) | What's the best way to bring down Big East basketball? Football (cato.org) | (21) | |
| White Sox closer Bobby Jenks experiences "minor irritation" in his last appearance. Domino's Pizza says they'll work harder to get his post-game meal deliveries to him on time (sports.espn.go.com) | (19) | ||
| Want to hurt yourself? Try the latest "extreme" sport -- running with thin-soled shoes (metrowestdailynews.com) | (55) | ||
| Major League Soccer strike averted with new collective bargaining agreement. Fan relieved (usatoday.com) | (67) | ||
| NASCAR heads to the short-track Thunderdome that is Bristol, TN for the Food City 500. Subby wonders how long Brad Keselowski will last. 10 laps? 20 laps? (sports.yahoo.com) | (317) | ||
| Don't feel bad, everyone's bracket sucks. Day Four of March Madness looks for more bracket carnage (rivals.yahoo.com) | (351) | ||
| Only 12 brackets (out of a total of 4.78 million) have correctly picked all eight of the Sweet 16 teams determined to this point (espn.go.com) | (51) | ||
| As if their playing isn't lackluster enough, the Chicago White Sox even have lame controversies. Ozzie Guillen asked his son to resign his scouting position over inappropriate Twitter comments. He gone (usatoday.com) | (27) | ||
| Not wanting to jeopardize his streak of pitch-less innings, Cleveland Indians' closer Kerry Wood may miss the first two months of the season (seattletimes.nwsource.com) | (10) | ||
| Rock Choke Jay Hawk (scores.espn.go.com) | (77) |
| It's official. Big East basketball is a sham (scores.espn.go.com) | (89) | ||
| Does MLB Spring Training exist outside of the time-space continuum? "The Royals led 21-0 after 4 innings..." Yes, THOSE Royals (sports.yahoo.com) | (30) | ||
| So close...yet so far. NCAA Day 3 tournament discussion thread (games.espn.go.com) | (lots) | ||
| (6 Nations Rugby) | Ireland vs Scotland, Wales vs Italy and Cocks vs Poms: It's your Six Nations Rugby discussion (rbs6nations.com) | (32) | |
| Fernando Torres will score, Nemanja Vidic will be sent off, and other less predictable things in your weekend EPL discussion thread (news.bbc.co.uk) | (49) | ||
| (Some Guy) | In a move surprising no one, Saints owner jacks up the price of season tickets whose holders have paid for the last 43 years of losing seasons (wwltv.com) | (53) |
| "I want everyone to know I'm not running from anything at all," Bellotti said on his way out the door at ludicrous speed (washingtonpost.com) | (37) | ||
| U.S. teen who left high school to join overseas basketball league can now add "quitter" to "dropout" on his resume (sports.espn.go.com) | (66) | ||
| Michigan to have first night game in 2011 against Notre Dame, presumably because the fail surrounding both programs is as bright as day (sports.espn.go.com) | (33) | ||
| Rangers manager Ron Washington admits he used various drugs as a player. "I'm not proud of it," he said, "but I want everyone to know that these were isolated incidents. Thousands and thousands of isolated incidents." (sports.yahoo.com) | (21) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Kevin Harvick calls Carl Edwards a "fake". Edwards says Harvick is a bad person and since Carl is a really nice guy he'd only choke a person if they really had it coming and Kevin had it coming (scenedaily.com) | (22) | |
| Five reasons why college football is way better than March Madness. #6: Duke sucks (blogs.orlandosentinel.com) | (71) | ||
| (bleacherreport.com) | Joey Porter to the Redskins. Why? (bleacherreport.com) | (46) | |
| Depending upon how tight-assed your state is, that basketball bracket you filled out at the office could land you in the stoney lonesome, you criminal (npr.org) | (17) | ||
| What's better than a birthday dinner at your favorite restaurant? Seeing the UK Wildcats there and having them give you a cake and a signed ball after singing you a birthday song (tmz.com) | (27) | ||
| Protip, ghostrider: When performing a stadium flyover at 1000 feet, be sure to adjust your altimeter for the stadium's elevation (dailypress.com) | (101) | ||
| NCAA Tournament Day 2 discussion thread. Subby called yesterday's upset; today it's your turn. Call your underdog now (espn.go.com) | (815) | ||
| Michael Jordan says he will be an "active owner" for the Charlotte Bobcats, which presumably means only 18 holes of golf a day and only two trips to Vegas a week (fannation.com) | (22) | ||
| Following the rash of "March Madness costs America billions" articles comes the rash of "'March Madness costs America billions articles are bunk' articles" (slate.com) | (5) | ||
| (CBS Sports) | Notre Dame, Marquette, and Georgetown unite to give the Big East a collective FAIL tag for the first day of the NCAA Tournament (cbssports.com) | (105) | |
| Lou Piniella says he is "confident" the Cubs will score more. I'm guessing this has something to do with the amount of desperate women in Chicago (chicagotribune.com) | (36) |
| VanderBurnt (rivals.yahoo.com) | (72) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Arizona Cardinals are so desperate to not start Leinart that they're now signing Cleveland's rejects (poppickle.com) | (26) | |
| (Jezebel) | The Tiger Woods texts, annotated and deconstructed through textual semiotic phenomenology (jezebel.com) | (49) | |
| The luck of the Irish runs out (670thescore.stats.com) | (44) | ||
| James Widnieski cheapshot on Brent Seabrook. Dirtiest hit in awhile. Seabrook was knocked out on his feet (huffingtonpost.com) | (211) | ||
| Last year, not only was Jake Delhomme less accurate than JaMarcus Russell, he threw twice as many interceptions. And Cleveland just signed him for $7 million (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) | (61) | ||
| No, no, sorry ... Pocket Hercules is not a porn star (life.com) | (24) | ||
| NCAA Tournament Day 1 discussion thread. In the future, this holiday will be known as "The day Murray State shocked the world" (espn.go.com) | (too many) | ||
| Last chance to sign up for 2010 Fark NCAA Tournament Pick'em. Search for Fark, no pword required. Duke sucks (games.espn.go.com) | (225) | ||
| *Spoilers* (nascar.com) | (28) | ||
| Sidney Crosby and the Penguins get beaten down by the Devils. This is not a repeat from the other five times these teams played this season (scores.espn.go.com) | (126) | ||
| (Auburn Journal) | 12-year old diabetic NASCAR fan needs the Power Of FARK to win Toyota's racecar design contest. Because Kyle Busch is driving, and diabetics are used to pricks (auburnjournal.com) | (36) |
| Cubs want OK for illuminated Toyota sign at Wrigley Field. If approved, there'll be no stopping the Cubs this year (suntimes.com) | (44) | ||
| Worst-Case scenario for West Virginia: "Always restrained, WVU fans respond by throwing coins, whiskey flasks and small auto parts at the officials. Huggins rages like King Lear. After five technical fouls, they lose by two." (sports.espn.go.com) | (41) | ||
| Guy with cerebral palsy writes creators of MLB: The Game, thanking for allowing him to experience baseball as a competitor. Game company responds by creating a digital character in his likeness for the game (abcnews.go.com) | (50) | ||
| (Some Phanatic) | Wife of new Diamondbacks pitcher Kris Benson once said, "if you ever cheat, I'll sleep with the whole team." Benson immediately invited out for team building exercises at local strip club (phoenix.fanster.com) | (27) | |
| Washington apologizes for cocaine use. Now if only they would apologize for slutting around with lobbyists, we might be getting somewhere (mlb.mlb.com) | (19) | ||
| Michael Jordan to become first-ever NBA owner to conduct all business from golf course (670thescore.stats.com) | (15) | ||
| Twelve well-conditioned athletes pull dude standing up and doing nothing to his fourth Iditarod championship (reuters.com) | (28) | ||
| Obama's bracket has been revealed. Duke sucks and apparently the President thinks so as well (games.espn.go.com) | (79) | ||
| (WWL TV) | Still full of butt-hurt over Brett Favre losing in overtime, NFL owners to vote on changing OT rules (wwltv.com) | (107) | |
| (some Who Dat) | What's worse than getting kicked off the Saints as the team heads to the Super Bowl? Getting sued by Sean Payton for alleged financial fraud after he kicks you off the team (wwl.com) | (13) | |
| Chuck Knoblauch finally manages to hit his target (sports.espn.go.com) | (28) | ||
| Argos get a Lemon in their newest QB (tsn.ca) | (37) | ||
| (Golf.com) | Tiger Woods returning to golf at Masters is perfect timing (golf.com) | (29) | |
| (Golf.com) | Tiger Woods returning to golf at Masters is just too soon (golf.com) | (11) | |
| (Some Guy) | Redskins and Joey Porter to meet, Redskins will reportedly throw as much money as humanly possible towards Porter in hopes of dashing yet another season (nfl.com) | (40) | |
| If you had the New England Patriots as the next team the Detroit Lions would lose to in their annual Thanksgiving Day slaughterfest, step forward and claim your pies (freep.com) | (31) | ||
| Time for some NBA math: the highest-scoring team + the worst defense in the league = 152 points (google.com) | (35) | ||
| Freight Train comin through, CHOO CHOO (youtube.com) | (59) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Not News: Reporter does a video interview with Oakland Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell. Fark: He is driving away the whole time (player.theplatform.com) | (46) | |
| Buffalo Bills foresee competition at quarterback, mathematical elimination from playoffs by week 8 (sports.espn.go.com) | (38) |
| Digital animation studio moving to Ford Field, home of the Detroit Lions. The 3D replays, Na'vi cheerleaders, and these "victory" things subby has heard about will surely be amazing (freep.com) | (18) | ||
| Some jerkoff with an axe to grind is skipping his team's offseason workout to prove a point. Oh, what's that? He's actually busy finishing his degree? Well I'll be damned (sports.espn.go.com) | (61) | ||
| Erin Andrews's stalker sentenced to watching her on Dancing With The Stars. Hasn't she suffered enough already? (abcnews.go.com) | (69) | ||
| Japanese Olympic Committee rips national skiing team for their embarrassing "hip hop" antics at Vancouver games, lack of morals (news.yahoo.com) | (30) | ||
| Jets upset over phantom coin toss that allowed the New York Giants to host the opening game at the new Meadowlands stadium (sports.espn.go.com) | (121) | ||
| Tiger Woods to return to golf at Mistress ... I mean Masters, Masters (news.blogs.cnn.com) | (148) | ||
| Raiders offer free cheeseburgers to encourage JaMarcus Russell to practice (sfgate.com) | (53) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Esquire doing March Madness style bracket to determine the "Sexiest Woman Alive." USC football coach Lane Kiffin is the only "man" in the field - and is dominating golfer Natalie Gulbis (collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com) | (55) | |
| For the five of you who care, here are your brackets for the 2010 UConn Women's Invitational Tournament (espn.go.com) | (52) | ||
| Ten reasons Oakland management should panic over Ben Sheets' $10 million 2010 salary (sports.yahoo.com) | (29) |
| Washington Caps star Alexander Ovechkin suspended two games for boarding and injuring Blackhawks defenseman Brian Campbell (tsn.ca) | (127) | ||
| Beckham's surgeon confirms that it'll be four months before he can even run again, six before he can play top-level soccer. Which means he could play for the LA Galaxy again in three (soccernet.espn.go.com) | (23) | ||
| (We All Shine On) | Imagine missing the playoffs; it's easy if you try (ktar.com) | (29) | |
| Seantrel Hendersen to get his Bentley, his dad seen house shopping in Malibu (content.usatoday.com) | (20) | ||
| (Some Cub) | Top 10 worst moments in Chicago Cubs history. Curiously absent- Opening day 2010 (bleacherreport.com) | (109) | |
| Cirque Du Soleil forces Allmans to move out of Beacon and forces Illini to hit the road (670-thescore.com) | (20) | ||
| It's beginning to look like Mike Leach was swiftboated by Craig James for not playing his precious snowflake more (sportsbybrooks.com) | (77) | ||
| Not satisfied with the years of playoff fail in San Diego, LaDainian Tomlinson signs with the New York Jets (nj.com) | (135) | ||
| Tear it like Beckham (soccernet.espn.go.com) | (52) | ||
| Things get ugly between two tennis legends (Agassi, Sampras) at charity event (bareknucks.com) | (24) | ||
| Why Ryan Howard for Albert Pujols would make sense for Phillies and Cardinals (bleacherreport.com) | (91) |