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Mon May 28, 2012
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(Deadspin) Cool Finally, someone sings the Star Spangled Banner at a baseball game carefully, slowly, without vocal inflections, gymnastic melodic lines and theater gestures. Thank you ... Bob Saget?  (deadspin.com) (35)
(KRQE News) Sad Five time world champion boxer Johnny Tapia dead at 45  (krqe.com) (38)
(Globe and Mail) Cool For the first time in history, a Canadian has won one of cycling's Grand Tours  (theglobeandmail.com) (29)


Sun May 27, 2012
(NBA) Cool Can Kevin Durant and the Thunder put an end to San Antonio's 18-game winning streak? Will the Spurs have an answer for Westbrook and Harden? It's the Western Conference Finals, Game 1, 8:30 EDT on TNT  (nba.com) (135)
(ESPN) Dumbass Lions DT Nick Fairley arrested, this is not a repeat from last month  (espn.go.com) (41)
(NASCAR) Spiffy The King's cars sweep the front row, while Danica Patrick and Kurt Busch race the start-and-park crowd. Your racing trifecta ends with the Coca-Cola 600, live from Charlotte at 5:30PM ET on Fox  (nascar.com) (1097)
(CNN) Cool Dario Franchitti wins Indy 500, bestowing upon Fark another thread of hot Ashley Judd photos  (cnn.com) (40)
(Boston.com) Followup Doug Collins on the Celtics: "I don't look at them as the Big Three. I look at them as the Championship Four"  (boston.com) (17)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Pollsters ask people in Florida who's their favorite baseball team. Survey says: The New York Yankees  (blogs.orlandosentinel.com) (27)
(Major League Baseball) Interesting Will the Nats extend the Braves misery? Can a KC/Baltimore game have real meaning? Will the Cubs find another new way to lose? Does anyone not on the West Coast care about Angels or Mariners? Your Sunday MLB thread  (mlb.com) (87)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail The Cubs are great at one thing: finding new and inventive ways to lose  (chicagotribune.com) (43)
(Deadspin) Spiffy With the bases loaded, what do you do against a pitcher that's daydreaming? Triple steal, of course  (deadspin.com) (20)
(IndyStar) Cool Will Helio get his fourth? Will Andretti slow on the backstretch? How dusty will it get during the Dan Wheldon tributes? It's your official 96th Indianapolis 500 race thread (11am ET, ABC)  (indystar.com) (lots)
(With Leather) Followup Shaq's on-again, off-again interest in the Orlando Magic GM job is now back to off-again  (withleather.uproxx.com) (7)
(Some Guy) Amusing Mayor of San Antonio has a few words for Charles Barkley  (foxsportssouthwest.com) (22)
(BBC) Interesting It's the most open F1 season for over a decade with Alonso dragging an ok car to points, Vettel showing he can race, McLaren finding new and inventive ways to lose points and Williams making a blazingly fast car  (bbc.co.uk) (119)
(NESN) Amusing Wes Welker receives hate mail from TotalFarker  (nesn.com) (26)


Sat May 26, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Celtics. 769ers. Boston vs Philly, NBA playoffs  (scores.espn.go.com) (98)
(With Leather) Interesting Will Junior dos Santos KO Alistair Overeem? Oh, wait, drug testing already KOed Overeem. Well, anyway, it's dos Santo vs. Frank Mir at UFC 146, prelims begin at 6:45 PM on Facebook, 8 PM on FX, with the main card at 10 PM ET on PPV  (withleather.uproxx.com) (818)
(STLToday) Strange One man's insane 17 year quest to change the name of the St. Louis Rams will come to an end when the team moves in a few years  (stltoday.com) (25)
(ESPN) Unlikely The Seattle Sounders are outdrawing 12 English Premier League teams. But they'll totally give that soccer thing up once the Mariners or Seahawks get good again, right? RIGHT?  (espn.go.com) (138)
(BBC) Followup I carry a torch. Torches are cool  (bbc.co.uk) (95)
(ESPN) Cool Most 11-year-olds look forward to summer camp or just being lazy after school lets out. These two look forward to competing in the Summer X Games  (espn.go.com) (5)
(Deadspin) Dumbass Streaker interrupts Cardinals-Phillies game. Details of the arrest should be quite revealing  (deadspin.com) (27)
(YouTube) Spiffy Early baseball entry for Play of the Year  (youtube.com) (44)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Deadspin) Dumbass Soccer player DIES. Watch at your own risk  (deadspin.com) (120)
(Bellator) Cool Friday night fights. Bellator season 6 finale, The Ultimate Fighter, and HDNet Titan Fighting Championship 22, discussion combo thread. 7PM eastern  (bellator.com) (122)
(WRCB-TV) Interesting It's still real to them...and their lawyers  (wrcbtv.com) (40)
(NHL) Cool Will Zach Parise book his team a ticket to the Stanley Cup Final? Will Ryan Callahan pull a Mark Messier? Are the Kings getting a nice tan while awaiting their opponent? Devils-Rangers Game 6 from the Prudential Center (8:10pm, NBC Sports)  (nhl.com) (666)
(MLive.com) Cool Dominik Hasek wants to goaltend again in the NHL. At age 47. With a 77 year old groin  (mlive.com) (37)
(TMZ) Fail If you're a pro wrestler touring a foreign country make sure you know the laws concerning flag desecration first before crumpling up and kicking their national flag in front of cops  (tmz.com) (215)
(ESPN) Spiffy UConn Hockey: No matter which team you play for, you can play for our team  (espn.go.com) (22)
(Newsday) Cool "You can't pitch! You can't pitch!" hecklers yelled at the deaf Little Leaguer. Then he threw a perfect game  (newsday.com) (67)
(ESPN) Weird News: Tim Tebow shines at Jets practice. Fark: On punt coverage. Obvious: At quarterback, not so much  (espn.go.com) (53)
(Some Guy) Interesting San Diego St. is so shocked after scoring 11 runs in top of 9th to take a 15-14 lead over TCU that they give up 2 runs in the bottom of the 9th and lose  (gofrogs.cstv.com) (8)
(IndyStar) Interesting Susie Wheldon returns to the Speedway, Will Power tries to willpower his way to his first 'big' victory, Ryan Briscoe is confused by a question from his wife. It's your official Indianapolis 500 Carb Day thread  (indystar.com) (59)
(Deadspin) Dumbass Former Yankee arrested for going back to the minors  (deadspin.com) (21)
(Deadspin) Spiffy Marlins RF Giancarlo Stanton almost decapitated Marlins 1B Logan Morrison after Morrison apparently tried to cutoff Stanton's throw to home (with amazing "The Matrix" video of Morrison dodging the throw)  (deadspin.com) (21)
(FrogSoda) Video Uncle Drew got game  (frogsoda.com) (16)


Thu May 24, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Caucasians near the border with Georgia are threatening to make a fuss over what happened 150 years ago. No, that other thing  (thedailybeast.com) (32)
(Guardian) Obvious Liverpool FC suddenly uninterested in hiring free agent coach Andre Villas-Boas, claim they can't be certain a messy midseason player revolt will make them champions  (guardian.co.uk) (29)
(NBA) Spiffy The Pacers and the Heat face off tonight (8pm, ESPN) as NBA fans wonder if a basketball game will break out in the middle of the boxing match  (nba.com) (325)
(YouTube) Spiffy Soccer player retires at end of match. Is replaced by a five-year-old boy ... who scores  (youtube.com) (45)
(SFGate) Followup NBA related shooting had nothing to do with the NBA  (sfgate.com) (29)
(The Ledger) Cool "Huge striper could be worth $1 million" Yeah, subby read it wrong the first time, too  (theledger.com) (25)
(ProBoxing-Fans) Unlikely Timothy Bradley plans on defeating Manny Pacquiao, twice, then Floyd Mayweather, twice, then retiring. No big deal  (proboxing-fans.com) (7)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Chris Hansen wants a new arena built in Seattle, preferably somewhere over there  (blog.seattlepi.com) (125)
(Guardian) Amusing UEFA tells Tottenham they should have finished in third if they wanted to play for champions of Europe next year  (guardian.co.uk) (82)
(TSN) Fail Winless team captures Canadian soccer championship  (tsn.ca) (49)
(Detroit Free Press) Obvious If underdog Michigan upsets Alabama, chances are good the Wolverines will play for the national title  (freep.com) (45)
(Some blog) Unlikely After more than 2500 minor league at-bats, Quintin Berry has his first major league hit. Degree of difficulty: bunt double (video)  (blessyouboys.com) (20)
(Neatorama) Interesting Twelve baseball feats that only happened once  (neatorama.com) (84)
(New York Daily News) Unlikely Sources say the Steinbrenners may put the Yankees up for sale. But would they be able to find someone with enough ego to buy the team?  (nydailynews.com) (44)


Wed May 23, 2012
(NYPost) Obvious Triple Crown contender I'll Have Another could be Barry Bonds of horse racing, if you believe his trainer's rap sheet of wanton horse doping  (nypost.com) (43)
(Bleacher Report) Silly James Harden of the Oklahoma City Thunder in cake form. It will haunt your dreams, stomach  (bleacherreport.com) (16)
(Deadspin) Stupid CBC announces Stanley Cup Finals audio feed for women who hate hockey, ends up offending everyone  (deadspin.com) (37)
(NESN) Interesting Jose Canseco leaves phone number for 19-year-old hostess at restaurant. That's not how you order juice, Jose  (nesn.com) (45)
(NBA) Cool Celtics hope to wrap up their series in Philly, Sixers hope to make it to Seven. 8:00pm ET, ESPN  (nba.com) (70)
(Sports Illustrated) Cool Will Martin Brodeur need a glass of Metamucil? Will John Tortorella need a sippy cup of apple juice? The answers and more in tonight's Devils at Rangers Game 5 ECF thread (8:00 PM eastern, NBCSN)  (nhl-red-light.si.com) (662)
(The Sun) Amusing David Beckham makes his musical debut by playing Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy' with footballs  (thesun.co.uk) (10)
(News 10 ABC Sacramento) Interesting Kevin Johnson's Plan B is to watch the A's  (news10.net) (24)
(Blue Bar Cage) Amusing Well, Stand Up for WWE, the campaign that has absolutely NOTHING to do with Linda McMahon's run at a Senate seat, is off to a laughable start  (bluebarcage.blogspot.com) (187)
(NFL) Amusing Tom Brady's father does not know his son plays football  (nfl.com) (29)
(ESPN) Spiffy Washington's favorite Wang set to return. This is not a Bill Clinton thread  (espn.go.com) (16)
(ESPN) Spiffy Orioles' Brian Roberts to begin rehabilitation assignment after spending more than a year recovering from concussion, waiting for rest of team to suck less  (espn.go.com) (38)
(JSOnline) Amusing Fox Sports technical problem causes regional baseball broadcasts to be commercial free, sending viewers' kidneys into utter confusion  (jsonline.com) (17)
(Some Guy) Amusing Yankees to hand out free toothbrushes to first 1,000 fans with teeth   (callofthegreenmonster.typepad.com) (29)
(Deadspin) Spiffy Once again, never underestimate the moves of an NFL player on DWTS  (deadspin.com) (45)
(ESPN) Followup The four men that beat this guy outside Dodger Stadium? They will NOT face felony charges. Only in California  (espn.go.com) (27)
(Deadspin) Followup NFL owners look at rising salary costs, decide Pro Bowl is still a great event  (deadspin.com) (19)
(Daily Mail) Misc Super hot Olympic hurdler can't find a boyfriend because she's a virgin..submitter too busy staring at pics to think up witty headline..PICS I said..glorious glorious pics  (dailymail.co.uk) (264)


Tue May 22, 2012
(ESPN) Asinine Roger Clemens juror asks Brian McNamee why they should believe he injected steroids into an angry man who once threw a broken bat at Mike Piazza and whose fastball was the same speed well into his 40s as when he was a rookie  (espn.go.com) (82)
(ESPN) Obvious NFL to require knee pads for players, and ESPN when they're around Tom Brady  (espn.go.com) (43)
(ESPN) Cool Will the Coyotes fight off elimination again, or will the LA Kings score a record 8th straight playoff road win and the conference crown? 9pm ET  (espn.go.com) (994)
(ESPN) Obvious Pacers. Heat. More roundball, more playoffs, more Chalmers. LET'S DO THIS  (scores.espn.go.com) (219)
(New York Daily News) Cool Old-and-busted: Hitting back-to-back homers. New hotness: Catching back-to-back homers  (nydailynews.com) (6)
(Google) Obvious Big Ten Network, which debuted with promise of showing up to 60 hours per week of Big Ten-related academic programming when not televising sports, shifts course, will show 60 more hours of sports instead  (google.com) (39)
(SFist) Followup Golden State Warriors return to San Francisco in 2017, to the delight of the Bay Area's basketball fan  (sfist.com) (56)
(Yahoo) Unlikely MN teen sets state record for striking out five people in one inning, is promptly signed by the Twins and will face White Sox tonight  (sports.yahoo.com) (76)
(Orange County Register) Obvious Even the empty seats look bored at Oakland Coliseum  (ocregister.com) (29)
(SportsChump) Video SNL spoofs Stephen A. Smith (video)  (sportschump.net) (45)
(Outside) Hero Climbing duo bags Yosemite's Triple Crown--El Capitan, Half Dome, and Mt. Watkins. And they do it free--using ropes only for safety. Oh, and they do it in less than 24 hours, including travel time between routes  (outsideonline.com) (59)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Michael Vick and his fiancée announce wedding date. Couple now registered at Macy's, Bloomingdales, PetSmart  (dailymail.co.uk) (25)
(NewsOK) Asinine Lakers' loss averts violence in downtown LA. That's not OK  (newsok.com) (52)
(The New York Times) Interesting The New York Times endorses the return of dueling pistol. No really, that & nine other (mostly long) defunct summer Olympic competitions. It's actually a pretty good list with lots of potential for modern implementation   (london2012.blogs.nytimes.com) (37)
(Outside the Redzone) Followup Fired Hill, Penny still left. Fired Doc, T-Mac still left. Fired Van Gundy, Howard (fill in the blank)  (outsidetheredzone.com) (34)
(ESPN) Cool Marlins RF Giancarlo Stanton goes "Operation Codename: The Natural" on Miami's HR / Pachinko machine  (scores.espn.go.com) (9)
(News.com.au) Silly LeBron gets fired up by reading "The Hunger Games." Peeta, Tebow unimpressed  (news.com.au) (18)
(ESPN) Unlikely Yu suck  (scores.espn.go.com) (16)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Reds' fireball pitcher Aroldis Chapman clocked at 93mph. Unfortunately for him, this time he wasn't on the mound  (wlwt.com) (29)
(ESPN) Interesting Kellen Winslow takes his talents to Seattle  (espn.go.com) (61)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Transgender soccer player still has great ball handling skills  (huffingtonpost.com) (27)


Mon May 21, 2012
(NBA) Sad Will the Lakers win after 41 Free Throws? Will OKC move on to the Western Final? It's your Official NBA Playoff Thread  (nba.com) (289)
(ABC) Obvious Ron Jeremy out as head coach for Orlando Magic. This sounds like Dwight decision to make  (abcnews.go.com) (35)
(Bleacher Report) Obvious There may be good matches on WWE Monday Night Raw. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan may tear the house down again. Christian may make his triumphant return. But it'll all go to hell with Johnny Ace, John Cena, and a crying Giant. 9 PM on USA  (bleacherreport.com) (√-1)
(TSN) Cool Game four of the ECF tonight at 8pm Eastern. Will the Rangers go up 3-1 or will the Devils go on the road tied at 2-2? After the weekend's daytime games the karaoke drought will also be over. Good times for all pretty much assured  (tsn.ca) (584)
(NBC Miami) Amusing Quick fix for a soccer tournament PR nightmare: Distract from human rights abuse charges with an "oracle hog"  (nbcmiami.com) (28)
(Grantland) Interesting Grantland's MLB Rankings, Week 7. "You can't call it East Coast bias if AL and NL East teams are categorically better"  (grantland.com) (75)
(SLAM Online) Asinine Bricklayer Kobe Bryant picks a Laker to blame for their playoff meltdown. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition  (slamonline.com) (32)
(Philly.com) Sick Was this hockey coach a devil in disguise? Dainius Zubrus of NJ Devils says Ivan Pravilov didn't abuse him, but others say he was a monster  (articles.philly.com) (15)
(Forbes) Interesting "Why Do We Hate LeBron James?" That has a nice ring to it... figuratively, not literally  (forbes.com) (96)
(ABC) Followup Judge refuses to delay the trial of former Penn State football coach, Jerry Sandusky; wants to get this crap over with before football season  (abcnews.go.com) (23)
(ESPN) Unlikely FIFA to pick anti-corruption officials. Please send your (air quotes) application to Zurich (blink blink)  (espn.go.com) (22)
(ESPN) Scary Four arrested after a beating at Dodger Stadium, this is not a repeat from last year  (espn.go.com) (27)
(Outside the Redzone) Florida Miami Marlins host future Denver Rockies (made that last part up)  (outsidetheredzone.com) (18)
(IndyStar) Spiffy Ryan Briscoe wins the pole for the Indianapolis 500 by just nine inches using advanced Chevy engine, hood ornament from a 1957 Buick  (indystar.com) (39)
(Daily Mail) Cool Chelsea fans hit streets of London, throw celery at new kings of Europe  (dailymail.co.uk) (42)
(ESPN) Silly Babe Ruth's 1920 jersey sells for 44 times what he went for in 1919  (espn.go.com) (25)
(MSNBC) Weird Duncan and the Spurs finish off the Clippers. Holy crap...am I the only one that thought Tim Duncan retired?  (nbcsports.msnbc.com) (40)
(The New York Times) Interesting Over 40,000 ultra-orthodox Jews rally at Citi Field to discuss the dangers of the internet. Event still brings in better looking women than the average Mets game  (nytimes.com) (171)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Fail Dale Sveum says he may "shakeup" the Cubs lineup after several disappointing weeks. It hasn't worked for the past 104 years, but keep trying  (suntimes.com) (13)
(ESPN) Interesting 'The questions is not if, but when did the Saints fall out of love with Drew Brees?'  (espn.go.com) (108)
(ESPN) Ironic Green Bay marathon halted due to heat. Kenyan runners laugh  (sports.espn.go.com) (23)
(NYPost) Dumbass London Olympic hurdler sets personal best time. Clean start? Okay. Prevailing wind speed? Okay. Number of hurdles placed on the track? Oops  (nypost.com) (22)
(Chicago Tribune) Spiffy For the first time since 1999, the White Sox got to use their brooms at Wrigley Field  (chicagotribune.com) (19)
(JSOnline) Cool Hank Aaron still retains his passion for the game. H* th*r*, B*rry B*nds  (jsonline.com) (44)

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