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Mon September 01, 2014
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dear Coach: When it's 3rd down with less than a minute left and you have the lead and the ball .. take a knee. Sincerely, Holy Cross football fans
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(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Will Wenger find a striker? Will City remember what the Financial Fair Play rules mean? Will anyone take pity on LVG and take Tom Cleverley off his hands? It's your EPL transfer deadline day thread
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(26)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Brewers' prospect plays all nine positions in one game, delighting fans, confounding scorekeepers
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(7)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
BRA AND ORDER: Japanese Companies Release Man Bra And Lingerie For Men. Finally, My Moobs Have Support AND I Feel Pretty.
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
James Harrison announces retirement. NFL considering fine
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(15)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Congratulations on the first MLB team to be mathematically eliminated from winning their division. The team from the great state of Texas... Hold on Astros, not so fast
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(43)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Racing under the lights, Smoke's return and Happy Harvick on the pole will combine to make a very interesting race. It's the Oral-B USA 500 from Atlanta (7:30 PM ET, ESPN)
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(860)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Butch Jones hang on to his job longer than any UT coach of late? Do we miss Derek Dooley yet? Will Daniel Gray make the Vols regret red-shirting him? Will we ever forgive Lane Kiffin? It's Sunday night and this ain't the NFL. 7:00 p.m. ET, SECN
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey everyone it's time for the FFFL (Fark Fantasy Football League) Annual Draft. Starts at 6:30pm Eastern, 3:30pm Pacific. Snide comments on individual picks will pile up to the right
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(15)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones says Jimmy Johnson isn't going in the Cowboys Ring of Honor. Jimmy Johnson: "Jerry comes across like a rich asshole." Point, Jimmy
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(20)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Former Montreal Canadiens defenseman Carol Vadnais passes away. He's remembered for leading the team to the 1968 Stanley Cup
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(12)
 
(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Ray McDonald did some harm, E-I-E-I-O. And with that harm more Niners banned, E-I-E-I-O
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Koreans baffled by pro wrestling, just like your mother
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(19)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
University of Central Florida skydiver misses a touchdown
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(7)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Will Power wins first Indycar championship. Green Lantern approves
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(9)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's only the first week, but Jordan Westerkamp just won the College Football Catch of the Year contest
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(10)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tottenham host Liverpool and Chelsea are at Everton in this week's top games. And in the early game, Burnley look to get off the schneid against plucky overachievers Man Utd. THIS is your EPL and FFPL thread
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(784)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs go green with Soler power providing a charge
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(19)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The final race of the 2014 IndyCar season is here. Who will take it all? Will there be one more week of clownshoes racing? It's the MAVTV 500 (9:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(245)
 
(Next Impulse Sports)
 
 
 
LA Dodgers borrow a page from the soccer playbook and build a four-man wall in the infield... and it works
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(25)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 177, with T.J. Dillashaw defending his title against late replacement Joe Soto. Prelims on Fox Sports 1 at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(189)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rams sack Michael Sam
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(155)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi kicked out of the group, no word if he'll be replaced by Sammy Hagar
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(31)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cyclists hospitalized after confusing laundry detergent for sports drink. Doctors confirm all urine tests came back clean
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(17)
 
(Next Impulse Sports)
 
 
 
Japanese baseball player tries to hit a 186mph fastball from a pitching machine. His reaction? Priceless. His reaction time? Not so much
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(41)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Florida State start their way to a National Championship repeat? Will the Buckeyes survive without Braxton Miller? Will the SEC find a way to completely fill the new playoff bracket? It's your college football discussion thread
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(924)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jaheim Benton, the Chicago little leaguer who scored the game-winning run in the U.S. championship game, is homeless
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(24)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Randy Johnson is selling his 25,000-square-foot home. That's one big unit
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(17)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
In today's "Dude, get over it" story, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is bummed he did not draft Johnny Manziel
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, NFL season starts in 1 week. Everyone get your picks on every game in the 2014 season in, and we'll see who predicted the final standings the closest
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(196)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lingerie League football game descends into brawl during post game handshakes, with both players and spectators beating each other and themselves
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(31)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jake 'The Snake' Roberts hospitalized with double pneumonia. No, seriously. That isn't just a codeword for "crack overdose"
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(31)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Giants pitcher breaks the MLB record after retiring his 46th consecutive batter ... the equivalent of 8 batters short of two consecutive perfect games
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It may be only pre-season, but it was still the starting Seahawks defense that Rookie Derek Carr lit up in exactly the way Peyton Manning couldn't
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(83)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As if the USC Trojans don't get enough bad press already, RB Anthony Brown quits the team and calls coach Steve Sarkisian a racist
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How does one blow off steam and the pressures of driving F1? Driving a personalized Pagani Zonda 760LH is a good start
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(14)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart to race this weekend. NASCAR officials scrambling to install crosswalks at Atlanta Motor Speedway
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(61)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
How tough is a hockey player? Tough enough to stand up after almost being crushed to death by a pickup truck
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(22)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kenny Hill dropped passes, a hammer, a GigEm and a 12thman on South Carolina in the first SEC game of the season. Jadeveon Clowney's fault
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(62)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell admits he was wrong about Ray Rice, announces lifetime ban for repeat domestic violence offenders. Just kidding, he... no, wait. That actually IS what he did. Huh
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(112)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Praise be to [insert deity]. Our annual national nightmare ends today. College football is back. Join us at 6pm for TAMU @ SCar, 8pm for Boise vs. Mississippi in Georgia or 9pm for Temple @ Vandy. The nightcap includes Rutgers @ WAZZU
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(195)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning fine for taunting better than any taunting fine Tom Brady ever got
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(76)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Grunting helps tennis players play better, spectators to stay awake
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(17)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Everyone's favourite caricature of a Mayor, proves he also is a caricature high school football coach. He made players roll in goose scat, challenged teacher to fight, showed up drunk to practice
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(12)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
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(32)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Let's not call them season ticket-holders, how about season-ticket members?
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(40)
 
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers and Matt Flynn warming up for Canadian Football League
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(33)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
This answers the question why women tennis players braid their hair
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
All 32 teams are now separated into their 4 pots, so it's time to see who plays who: This is your live thread for the Champions League draw. The picks begin at 11:45 ET
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(106)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arsenal tries to walk into the Champions League, with Napoli and Bayer Leverkusen also gunning for spots. Oh, and Eva Carneiro taking the ice bucket challenge. Your CL playoff thread is here
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(132)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to know when a nation has too much cash? When they can build a $45 billion city completely from scratch. In the desert
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia 76ers got, and are expected to drop, Thabeet
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(23)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The only thing that is "undisputed" nowadays about former undisputed middleweight champion Jermain Taylor is that he shot his cousin last night in Arkansas
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(3)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Brady Quinn courageously announces on Twitter that he's been cut by the Dolphins
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(67)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
The appeal results are in, and everyone in Fantasy Football who took a late round flier on Josh Gordon can start feeling smug. Just Kidding, he is done for the year
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pete the Cheat and the Seattle Seachickens are fined $300,000 for... practicing to play football?
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(96)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
John Rocker to be part of 'Survivor' cast, which will no doubt include "some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids"
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(50)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
NHL vehemently denies rumors that it is looking at another round of expansion that could see Toronto finally get a professional hockey team
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(69)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
ESPN's prurient interest in Sam's showering habits causes teammates to fire back "Everyone but you is over it"
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(112)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN reports on Michael Sam's showering habits, confirm that even though he is surrounded by naked, soapy, muscly, glistening male bodies, he has not yet developed Gay Madness and started thrusting at anything in sight
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(106)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
A picture-perfect bloop-and-blast walkoff for the Kansas City Royals is ruined when manager Ned Yost complains about Royals fans attending games like they'd never had a pennant contender before, which most haven't
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(61)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While Chicago may have lost to South Korea, at least they can say they got to a World Series before the Cubs
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(28)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Fansided)
 
 
 
About that heartwarming Josh Shaw story from yesterday, replace "saving his cousin" with "evading the police" and "drowning in the pool" with "for domestic violence charges." He did jump from a balcony though
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yankees undefeated with relief pitcher wearing horse's head
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Manchester United will take this year off from the Champions League and League Cup to focus on getting into next year's Champions League and League Cup
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(73)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adam Jones charged with two counts of highway robbery
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(20)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Six months after the Olympics, Sochi is a decaying ghost town
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(187)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The top 10 most fascinating NHL players of 2014-15, because the season can't get here soon enough and dammit, we need a hockey thread
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(87)
 
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
"In one year's time, Florida State has gone from a program ranked just outside the top 10 with questions at quarterback to the odds-on favorite to repeat as national champions"
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(62)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
First Major League Baseball game was televised 75 years ago today. 3000 people get to watch the action from two different camera views
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(11)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
It has been nearly 7 years since Appalachian State upset mighty Michigan in football. Do you remember where you were when this monstorous upset happened?
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(65)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Native Americans oppose the term Redskin, Ditka is okay with changing it. But he better not hear any liberals oppose it
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(267)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yasiel Puig tries to score from second base on a: A) ball hit off the wall. B) ball hit in the outfield gap. C) ball hit to third base
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(32)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Arizona Christian University player botches punt return, runs it back 109 yards for a TD. Bonus: It was Arizona Christian University's first football game in history
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With absolutely nothing at stake for his cellar-dwelling team and nobody paying any attention, A.J. Burnett strikes out 12 in dominant performance
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(13)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The staff of the LA Times rates each MLB park. Surprisingly Dodger Stadium not in the top 5
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hey, I'd really like to hear Sarah Palin's views about the Washington Redskins name controversy," said no sane person, ever
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(356)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USC cornerback Josh Shaw is out indefinitely after suffering two high ankle sprains after jumping out a 2nd story window to save his nephew from drowning
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(24)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Pub mocks Spurs chairman Daniel Levy with promotional banner
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(5)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
How big a trollface will LOLCENAREMATCH wear tonight? Does Rusev like peas? Are you ready to boo the Bad Bella? Wait, which one is the Bad Bella? It's your WWE RAW thread, 8pm on USA, preshow 7:30 on WWE Network
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(1213)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MLS' method of assigning where prize free agents will play can be charitably described as EENY MEENY MINEY MOE
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(43)
 
(Pocket Gamer (UK))
 
 
 
Six iOS soccer games for people who hate soccer. We're looking at you, America
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(19)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Psst The Buccaneers are bringing in an offensive lineman for a tryout, refuse to tell us his name
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Week 2 of the EPL and now the scoring starts in earnest for the FFPL. Manchester United looking for a comeback, Arsenal hoping to gain form against Everton, and the game of the week: Liverpool vs. Man City
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(524)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For only $100 you can be the owner of a baseball autographed by Babe Ruth ... or at least someone who had the initials B and R
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(32)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
In response to the Saskatchewan Roughriders renting a billboard outside of their stadium the BC Lions decide to guarantee a win tonight or give everyone free tickets. Let's see how that worked out for them
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(40)
 

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