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Sat July 26, 2014
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas Longhorns football media guide misspells the word "Texas" 200 times. University promises to never again use team members as proofreaders
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(14)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis' 'best fans in baseball' are about to meet one of the most hated players after signing veteran catcher A.J. Pierzynski
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Some say the triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Yasiel Puig hit three of them last night
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(6)
 
(Time)
 
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Brees may be 35, but he thinks he can play another 10 years
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(10)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Freddy Adu, anointed savior of American soccer 10 years ago when he entered MLS at age 14, signs deal with first-division club in Europe. Oh sure, a Serbian SuperLiga club, but still, he looks pumped to be in Jagodina
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The Myrtle Beach Pelicans' general manager Andy Milovich makes a bet. News: And loses. Fark: Forcing him to get a prostate exam while singing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' which was broadcasted to 6,600 people on game night
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(4)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former WWE champion Daniel Bryan stops burglar at his home. The thief is expected to get 5 to 10 years in abeyance
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(26)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel, who Tony Dungy thinks is less distracting to his team than Michael Sam, has "alarmed" the Browns with his non-stop partying with celebrities and has fallen behind Brian Hoyer in the quarterback competition
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(Fark)
 
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Question posed to NASCAR driver: "If you committed a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you prefer it to be hard or flaccid when slammed?"
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(20)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Astros' Dallas Keuchel gives heckler a ball inscribed with the perfect comeback. Well done, sir
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(7)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 122, with Brett Cooper vs Brandon Halsey. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV. Followed by RFA 16 on AXS TV at 10 PM ET
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(131)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
This one time, at band camp
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN spent the past 24 hours carrying water for the NFL...and are now backtracking to put up as many "too lenient on Ray Rice" articles they can now that the backlash has hit
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(134)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For the second time in his career, outfielder Ryan Raburn finds a unique way to let an opposing batter completely circle the bases
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(19)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Cool: Patrick Kane takes time to take pictures with fans. Amusing: He covers up the logo on a kid's Blues shirt
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(19)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony LaRussa says steroid users should be allowed in the Hall of Fame. That's the joke
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In the weird world of women's doubles tennis, if your partner is unable to continue you can play alone against the other team, but you can't return serves on your former partner's side of the court. Who knew?
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(11)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Man angers Baltimore Ravens fans by using public toilet
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(63)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
In which Peyton Manning tries to get reporters to say "blue balls"
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chuck Knoblauch's inductions into the Twins Hall of Fame canceled after he's arrested for beating up his ex-wife. Too bad you didn't play in the NFL, dude
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jim Kelly will do the coin toss for the August 3 Hall Of Fame game in Canton. In other news, the NFL season starts in JUST TEN DAYS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Charles Woodson says the Raiders are in "win now" mode, which is a lot like saying the Israelis are in "peace now" mode
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(73)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo promises to hit a home run for a cancer patient, hits two instead. Take that, Paul O'Neill
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens to start season with an order of Rice on the side
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(92)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Yadier Molina breaks unwritten rule of baseball by having his third base coach give his brother Jose crackers
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(18)
 
(Eurosport)
 
 
 
Manchester United brazils the LA Galaxy
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(69)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones has already given Jason Garrett the dreaded Vote of Confidence
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(85)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Back and to the left
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Wed July 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire slams door on reconciling with Mark Canseco: "I don't care to ever speak to him again....What he did was wrong." Stops just short of "and I would have gotten away with it except for this meddling Jose"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Florida Panthers drop the only thing people actually cared about seeing when they attended: ice skating cheerleaders
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(21)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
It's been a while since we checked in on Matt Leinhart, let's see what he's up to now
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(26)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Racing? In my Wednesday night? It's more likely than you think. It's the NCWTS Mudsummer Classic at Eldora Speedway (9:00 PM ET, FS1)
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(260)
 
(Pro Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Another day, another Donald Sterling lawsuit
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(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"If [Erin Andrews] weighed 15 pounds more, she'd be a waitress at Perkins" says man who has never seen the inside of a Perkins
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(130)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Broncos' owner says he's going to forget all about the Broncos' 43-8 Super Bowl loss
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(91)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Crossfit sues competitor for revealing exercise program's staggeringly high injury rate
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(155)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Isaiah Austin, the ex-Baylor star who has a rare medical condition that ended his basketball career, can have a job with the NBA as long as he completes his college degree
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(14)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Monocles across Britain shattered as they fell to the floor and women collapsed onto fainting couches as it was announced the Queen's horse tested positive for morphine
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
High school track coach and daughter-in-law of Nike founder allegedly just did it with a male student
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(74)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Jets can be special if Geno Smith flourishes. And Congress can be productive if they learn to work together
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(26)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Tony Dungy clarifies statement, still homophobic
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(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
After being declared the cause of a massive collision in the German Grand Prix, Felipe Massa apologizes. Just kidding, he says everyone drives too farking fast and back in his day morans knew when to STFU
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(22)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Andrelton Simmons, 2013 National League Platinum Glove Award winner, makes a strong bid for defensive play of the year
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(30)
 
(Funny Or Die)
 
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Funny or Die's RE2PECT parody wins all the internets for the rest of the season
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(106)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bad: Yankees make 5 errors. Worse: 3 by the pitcher. FARK: Twice throwing to 1st base
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(36)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"He runs with a waddle, sort of like the Penguin in the old Batman TV series"
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alex Ovechkin fails to bring home another trophy
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(33)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ray's pitcher Peralta: Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth (to have a tropical disease)
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(6)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Judo star will lead Team Scotland into the Commonwealth games opening ceremony in Glasgow, just to get right down to the drunken hand-to-hand fighting that is the starting ritual of any Scottish get-together
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Mon July 21, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Giants' Matt Cain placed on 15-day DL; team says he won't be....*puts on sunglasses*....Abel to play
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(12)
 
(Pro Hockey Talk)
 
 
 
O'Reilly wants $6.7 million deal. You can't explain that
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(20)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Ambrose becomes the master of rental car inspection, the crowd takes an Orton on the Miz, and WWE wastes their budget cuts for 5 minutes of Lesnar screaming into a mic. All this and less on RAW (8pm EDT)
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(1819)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sports fans upset that the channel that broadcasts poker tournaments would broadcast a video game tournament
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(56)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indians hurler does his best "Carly Rae Jepson first pitch" imitation. During the game
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(28)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tony Dungy doesn't think SEC Defensive Players of the Year are qualified to play in the NFL
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(180)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
People in Detroit that have no water, rampant crime, crumbling infrastructure can sleep better tonight knowing the city just gave the Red Wings billionaire owner $200+ million for a new arena no questions asked
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(63)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: 22,000 show up for a game at Safeco Field in Seattle. News: For a softball game. Fark: Kobe Bryant went yard
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What are the early returns on MLB instant replay?
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(40)
 
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
University of Arkansas granted trademark for "Woo pig, sooie" hog call, are making plans for the largest gathering of Arkansan women ever
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(12)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hey Adam Jones, how many outs does it take to get to the start of the next inning in a baseball game?
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(25)
 
(National Football Post)
 
 
 
Why Tim Tebow will crash and burn in the Canadian Football League next
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(45)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussie hockey team suddenly very grateful they couldn't afford plane tickets
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here's a way the Knicks can make the playoffs next year that somehow doesn't involve the words "multiple nuclear bombs destroying other NBA cities"
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(30)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NBA mid-season tournament? What's next? A seven game All-Star break?
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well, what are the odds of a NFL and an NBA player getting arrested in the same club on the same night?
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(12)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The following loss takes place between the 15th stage and 16th stage of the Tour de France
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(18)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Authority might abort Plan B. The only thing stopping LOLCena Wins Again is Amy Schumer? At least we'll be able to enjoy Rollins-Ambrose tonight. CM Punk could join us other unemployed and watch WWE's Battleground PPV (8PM EDT)
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Take a wild freaking guess who said this: "Somebody asked me if we focus on New England. Bullsh*t. I have to be honest, I don't worry about them. They need to worry about us"
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(42)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Good: Jackie Bradley Jr. at home plate hitting a ball over the center field fence. Much better: Jackie Bradley Jr. at home plate throwing a ball over the center field fence
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New "unwritten rule" in baseball prohibits bunting against a shift when leading in the game
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(122)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL season is coming. To prepare, here's a list of the clutchiest clutch QBs clutching it out currently in the league. Bonus: no slideshow
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(53)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Because your sports day would not be complete without seeing a $1.3 million surfboard
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(7)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
We have heard of some large boxers, but this one is 6 FEET 11 INCHES. A rock and a slingshot should do the trick
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(23)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Kristie Lewis makes New Orleans Saints cheerleader squad. Not bad for a 40 year old mother of two
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(12)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
2inTO just took on a whole new meaning. Thanks to Saturday's rain, we get 2 races today. It's the reattempt at the Honda Indy Toronto doubleheader (Races at 10:30AM & 4:15PM ET, NBCSN)
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(261)
 
(The British Open)
 
 
 
It's Sunday at the Open Championship. Nobody's catching Rory unless he pulls a double Van de Velde. Will he? Tiger's sitting in 69th. Leaders tee off @ 9:40 AM EST. Discussion Thread Here
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(68)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Nico Rosberg continue the German domination in international sports? Will Lewis Hamilton recover after crashing in qualifying? Can Williams stop Mercedes domination? This is your Formula 1 German Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am EDT on CNBC
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(138)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy's father and some of his friends have 200,000 reasons to be cheering for his son tomorrow as a 10 year old bet he made is about to pay off
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(26)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So, let's not forget this year's Japanese All-Star Game, especially when Wily Mo Peña hit the first pitch almost out of the stadium
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dealing a serious blow to their postseason chances, the San Diego Padres trade their closer to the Angels
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(20)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
What's more insane than running the 135-mile Badwater ultramarathon, gaining more than 17,000 feet of elevation in blazing summer heat? Doing it four times back-to-back. For charity. At age 54
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(12)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs sue group behind 'Billy Cub' mascot for engaging in "inappropriate and unsavory actions" such as rude, profane and derogatory remarks and gesticulations, and getting into bar fights. Sounds like a bunch of Cubs fans
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(23)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Well, at least it isn't a player getting arrested this time, right Ravens' fans?
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(30)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Being the last doubleheader of the season and with a month of racing left to go, what kind of clownshoes are we going to see this week, and can we get a decent standing start this time? It's Race #1 of the Honda Indy Toronto (3:00PM EST, NBCSN)
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(241)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nothing is going right for the Houston Astros, they can't even sign their number one draft pick
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(26)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: UFC Fight Night 46, live from Dublin, Ireland. Headlined by Conor McGregor vs Diego Brandao. Prelims start at 12:30 PM ET, main card at 3 PM ET, both on Fight Pass
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(74)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ball girl at Fenway Park makes a nice play. Fark: On a fair ball
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(31)
 
(The British Open)
 
 
 
It's Saturday at the Open Championship. Can Dustin Johnson overcome the rain and catch McIlRoy? It doesn't matter. Discuss how ESPN keeps the camera locked on Tiger who's only trailing by 14 strokes to enter the day
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(35)
 

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