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Sun November 01, 2009
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(Contact Music) Interesting Edward Norton "phenomenal" after finishing the New York City marathon in three hours and 48 minutes. In related news, Brad Pitt finished the marathon in the same amount of time  (contactmusic.com) (66)
(BBC) Cool 1,570 Rocky Horror fan to pelvic-thrust their way into world record for largest Time Warp dance. It's astounding  (news.bbc.co.uk) (64)
(io9) Interesting Expect tears from Dr. Who fans when they say goodbye to David Tennant as the Doctor, finally lose their virginity  (io9.com) (96)
(Bitten and Bound) Interesting Joe Jackson is the latest member to cash in on the family name, partnering with an international soccer phenom to sell barbeque grills. The whirring sound you hear next will be the King of Pop spinning in his grave  (bittenandbound.com) (43)
(Contact Music) Followup Elton John diagnosed with a serious case of E. Coli. This is why you don't eat undercooked sausage  (contactmusic.com) (42)
(Daily Mail) Scary The only thing scarier-looking than Lady Gaga is Perez Hilton dressed as Lady Gaga. What has been seen cannot be unseen  (dailymail.co.uk) (73)
(Contact Music) Silly David Hasselhoff compares himself to Amy Winehouse. Well, they're both alcoholics, they've both used up their fifteen minutes and yet are still around, they've released terrible albums, and inexplicably have a large fanbase  (contactmusic.com) (33)
(UPI) Sad Jonas Brothers confirm they are not breaking up after all, ending the hopes of millions of parents with screaming, obsessed teen daughters  (upi.com) (11)
(News.com.au) Scary I'll tell you what I don't want, what I really really don't want, I really really really don't wanna stab my eardrums with a pencil when the Spice Girls reunite for the 2012 London Olympics  (theaustralian.news.com.au) (33)
(Yahoo) Interesting Wes Anderson would like to shoot a movie in space. How he intends to get Bill Murray up there is beyond me  (movies.yahoo.com) (22)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy The best looking farmer you'll see, well, ever  (dailymail.co.uk) (74)
(io9) Cool Denis Leary thinks that Gattaca will make a great TV series, so he's got his production company working on it  (io9.com) (56)

Sat October 31, 2009
(Variety) Obvious Zombie film tops box office for Halloween  (variety.com) (30)
(FARK) Survey A foreigner comes up to you and says "I've never seen an American movie. What movie should I watch which will tell me most about Americans and the kinds of movies they love?" What do you respond? (voting enabled)  (fark.com) (431)
(Contact Music) Obvious Peter Fonda with the least surprising "Easy Rider" revelation in the world: "We smoked real pot"  (contactmusic.com) (26)
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail The twenty best horror films of the past twenty years. Wait. Is this the twenty worst horror films of the past twenty years? No? Well, then, the past twenty years of horror has really sucked  (ew.com) (163)
(Starpulse) Interesting Michael Jackson had feature-length "Thriller" movie in the works before he died. So... what's stopping him now?  (starpulse.com) (34)
(io9) Scary The eighty scariest characters ever to grace the silver screen. Noticably absent: the crazy woman from Jesus Camp  (io9.com) (117)
(CNN) Scary Steven Soderbergh brings Nancy Grace's "Tot Mom" to the big stage. OK, humanity is done. Last person left, hit the reset button on the way out  (nancygrace.blogs.cnn.com) (20)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Nothing says Halloween quite like a room full of celebrities one-upping each other in costumes... what?... wait... that's just another day in tinsel town. (pics)  (bittenandbound.com) (35)
(Contact Music) Interesting Members of blind and deaf community upset that one of their own won't play Helen Keller on Broadway; authorities baffled as to how they found out  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (56)
(BBC) Cool Actor Christopher Lee has been knighted. Now that's a hearty well done from her Majesty, the Queen, indeed  (news.bbc.co.uk) (58)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Guy from one sucky band loses bet and has to get guy from another sucky band's picture tattooed on his leg. Yeah, it was Pete Wentz  (starpulse.com) (26)
(SlashFilm) Cool The first trailer for the final season of Lost is out, but it has no new footage. Why? "Every single shot of the first few episodes are so revealing the producers have convinced ABC to NOT SHOW A SINGLE FRAME before the new season."  (slashfilm.com) (91)

Fri October 30, 2009
(Dlisted) Amusing Mickey Rourke's Halloween costume? We'll go with "Burt Reynolds from Boogie Nights passed out in a coke mountain"  (dlisted.com) (15)
(Starpulse) Fail Cast of "The Today Show" dresses up as "Star Wars" characters for Halloween. Including Al Roker as Han Solo  (starpulse.com) (65)
(Celebitchy) Stupid Pushing navel-gazing to unbearable limits, Ashton Kutcher pitches movie about Demi Moore & Bruce Willis's Divorce  (celebitchy.com) (50)
(FilmDrunk) Obvious Sony greenlights Men in Black 3, the most anticipated movie of 1999  T-Shirt  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (146)
(Contact Music) Hero Simon Cowell commits himself to charity work at a children's hospice to make up for not having kids of his own, behaving like a raging bastard elsewhere  (contactmusic.com) (29)
(Starpulse) Sad "Napoleon Dynamite" director crushes any hopes of a sequel, mentions that he'll do whatever he feels like he wants to do. Gosh  (starpulse.com) (114)
(TwinCities.com) Amusing Music review: Miley Cyrus concert is an assault on the ears. "As for her voice, Cyrus has settled into two distinct ranges - shouting and shouting louder."  (twincities.com) (78)
(Celebitchy) Cool Milla Jovovich on violence in movies: Parents need to take responsibility and STFU  (celebitchy.com) (92)
(Contact Music) Obvious After being robbed, Paris Hilton plans to install more cameras as a security measure. As we all know, nothing EVER happens when Paris has a camera nearby  (contactmusic.com) (13)
(SacBee) Silly Cinematic dogs to compete for Fido Film Awards, the canine equivalent of the Academy Awards. The best part? No pompous acceptance speeches  (sacbee.com) (15)
(Contact Music) Amusing Jessica Simpson wants a man who can intellectually stimulate her. She's PROBABLY going to want to narrow that field down a bit  (contactmusic.com) (75)
(Now Magazine) Cool Mark Wahlberg to be a father again. Say hi to the mother for me  (nowmagazine.co.uk) (65)
(Yahoo) Sad So like, here's the thing man, it's it's Dennis Hopper alright? and he's got this thing man, this thing with his prostate; and it ain't too good, no sir, it ain't too good at all  (news.yahoo.com) (134)
(LA Times) Cool Good News: NBC decides to move new episodes of "Chuck" up from March to a January release. Bad News: NBC had to cancel Trauma to do it... Wait, did we say Bad News?  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (99)
(London Times) Spiffy As Marvel Comics celebrates its 70th anniversary, here are 70 facts you didn't know about Marvel  (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk) (93)
(Yahoo) Scary Bullet hits Lou Dobbs' house, where his wife sleeps and his children play with their toys  (news.yahoo.com) (201)

Thu October 29, 2009
(Playboy) Scary Chelsea Handler in Playboy. Not sure if want (Maybe NSFW)  (playboy.com) (158)
(Gawker) Amusing Anderson Cooper goes on vacation with a "muscular" male friend. C'mon, NY Post, we know what you're implying, just say it  (gawker.com) (104)
(Contact Music) Dumbass John Mayer tried to smuggle a small pocketknife onto a plane; airport security confiscated it, fearing that someone would try and kill Mayer with it  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (24)
(Chud) Weird "Stephen King's Carrie" to return to Broadway after crashing and burning 21 years ago. They're all going to laugh at it  (chud.com) (19)
(Contact Music) Amusing And in today's psychotic fanbase news, one of Miley Cyrus's fans has threatened to kill her cat if the singer does not reactivate her Twitter account  (contactmusic.com) (25)
(SFGate) Sad Nicholas Cage's father dead, possibly of shame  (sfgate.com) (179)
(Starpulse) Asinine Ian McKellen compares hiding his secret gay life to what it was like for Jews living under the Nazis, and he would know, Magneto was in a concentration camp  (starpulse.com) (67)
(New Times) Obvious It was bound to happen: the Amazing Randi, Richard Dawkins, Raymond Teller will hold Halloween seance to summon Harry Houdini back from the dead  (blogs.browardpalmbeach.com) (45)
(LA Times) Amusing Joel Stein: "Only 22% of Americans now believe "the movie and television industries are pretty much run by Jews"... It just shows how dumb America has gotten. Jews totally run Hollywood"  (latimes.com) (88)
(News uns Purdue) Obvious People who watch 'CSI' and 'L.A. LAW' are more likely to have a distorted perception of America's criminal justice system, reality  (news.uns.purdue.edu) (71)
(us magazine) Silly Taylor Swift thinks Taylor Lautner is cute. They better not hook up, 'cos if I see one gossip writer use the word "TayTay", there will be violence  (usmagazine.com) (88)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Deleted scene from "Star Trek" clears up a galactic plothole. Bonus: Klingons  (geeksofdoom.com) (221)
(Us Magazine) Followup Everyone can relax now, it turns out infamous manwhore John Gosselin will NOT be starring in 'John and Octomom Plus a Metric F*ckload of Genetically Engineered Crotchfruit' after all  (usmagazine.com) (36)
(Yahoo) Asinine Teens and tweens vote Miley Cyrus the "worst celebrity influence" of 2009. Most likely because their parents won't let them read the stories about Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse  (fe4.story.media.mud.yahoo.com) (76)
(Boston Globe) Obvious On the failed Jay Leno experiment: "The show is paced like a turtle. With arthritis. In slo-mo"  (boston.com) (101)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting 18 movies that are genuinely scary. Actually, scratch that. 17 movies and Event Horizon  (denofgeek.com) (399)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLOT. Fox releases new teaser trailer for the upcoming 8th season of "24"  (aintitcool.com) (57)
(Houston Chronicle) Scary Good news: Teri Hatcher is a showstopper. Bad news: it's because she has swine flu  (blogs.chron.com) (28)
(Deceiver) Sad As if we needed yet another reason to hate David Spade  (deceiver.com) (117)
(Chud) Spiffy Watch your ankles: Sam Raimi's "The Evil Dead" will return to theaters as a midnight movie  (chud.com) (35)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool NBC, slowly coming to the realization that Chuck is the only show its viewers are passionate about, orders six more episodes  (ausiellofiles.ew.com) (114)

Wed October 28, 2009
(People Magazine) Stupid Jon Gosselin's girlfriend says he throws "mantrums." She has now become his worst frenemy and he is reluctant to enjoy a staycation with her  (people.com) (95)
(NPR) Interesting Abigail Breslin to play Helen Keller in Broadway revival. Great, two hours watching someone write in a diary  (npr.org) (77)
(Contact Music) Followup Scientology spokesman says "We're not anti-gay. Look, we've got Tom Cruise. See?"  (contactmusic.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Have you ever made music so bad that it's use is technically a War Crime? James Hetfield has and he's proud of it  (revolvermag.com) (53)
(Contact Music) Amusing If anything, one could say a $38 million deal is rare, but Michael Jackson was close to saying, "YO, HOMES, TO BEL AIR"  (contactmusic.com) (31)
(Starpulse) Stupid "I do believe in monsters oddly enough. Yes, I think they're under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though."  (starpulse.com) (35)
(FilmDrunk) Interesting James Cameron may have stolen the idea for "Avatar: Ferngully II" from an actual science fiction writer who's conveniently dead  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (156)
(Charlotte) Spiffy 20th Century fox releases publicity photo of the new "A-Team". Colonel Decker immediately grabs car keys, heads for California. (pic)  (charlotteobserver.com) (168)
(Starpulse) Obvious Everyone on the planet has something in common with Michael Buble's girlfriend  (starpulse.com) (34)
(MSNBC) Interesting Yves Saint Laurent is now the top-earning dead celebrity  (msnbc.msn.com) (23)
(NJ.com) Cool NBC little-watched gem Friday Night Lights is about to come back for another season, and the first reviews are in. Unsurprisingly, it's awesome  (nj.com) (73)
(Starpulse) Stupid A new tell-all book about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's life together claims that the couple "manipulated the public" into believing their "glamorous fairytale." Barack Obama edition due next fall  (starpulse.com) (42)
(MTV) Sad Johnny 5 is alive... but not with dignity  (moviesblog.mtv.com) (85)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Top 20 cartoons of the 90's-- bonus: NO SLIDESHOW  (brainz.org) (295)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Misc ABC skywriting giant "V"s over national landmarks must have seemed like a good idea at the time  (thrfeed.com) (64)
(People Magazine) Obvious Corey Feldman's wife files for divorce. Corey Feldman to seek sole custody of Corey Haim  T-Shirt  (people.com) (55)
(MSNBC) Obvious Psychologist: Kids of reality show parents at risk for alcoholism, eating disorders, etc. Subbie: And getting their own shows about that, of course  (msnbc.msn.com) (11)
(Examiner) Fail Another Letterman staffer steps forward, indicates that Dave's been hitting the office "Top Ten" for a loooong time  (examiner.com) (91)
(Contact Music) Interesting Tyler Perry's Award-Winning Tyler Perry Film by Oprah "Tyler Perry" Winfrey and Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry  (contactmusic.com) (44)

Tue October 27, 2009
(Contact Music) Hero Sir Christopher Lee fines modern horror to be "obsence" and tasteless. Finally, someone has the guts to admit it  (contactmusic.com) (234)
(Contact Music) Interesting Eminem and Jay-Z hooked on DJ Hero video game. In related news, Amy Winehouse is addicted to Dr. Mario... well, the pills, anyway  (contactmusic.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Sony, who just had a record-breaking box office summer, says they cannot make any more movies. Reason? Piracy is taking all of the profits  (tomsguide.com) (351)
(Gawker) Spiffy Due to time served, good behavior, and an overcrowded penal system, the "hipster grifter" figures to be back in NYC in time to scam half of Williamsburg out of their Christmas money  (gawker.com) (36)
(LA Times) Obvious Leonard Nimoy says he may be finished with "Fringe" because his character is dull  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (59)
(Entertainment Weekly) Scary 10 films that scared Wes Craven in SHOCKING AND SANITY SHATTERING SLIDESHOW FORM  (ew.com) (97)
(Contact Music) Dumbass In addition to acting, Ashton Kutcher also sucks at math  (contactmusic.com) (69)
(Starpulse) Spiffy After Edward Norton ran around in a rhino suit in "Death to Smoochy," it was all but inevitable that he would lend his support to the cause of wildlife preservation in Kenya and Tanzania  (starpulse.com) (99)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Maria Shriver has second car accident in as many weeks. In her defense, it's probably really hard to understand Arnold when he's giving directions  (contactmusic.com) (63)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious Fox Loses Microsoft sponsorship after it actually took the time to watch a full episode of "Family Guy." No word if it was the Holocaust, feminine hygiene or incest jokes that did it  (thrfeed.com) (142)
(Dlisted) Scary Must.... not......click..... on.....Grace... Jones.... bikini........ pics.... AHHHH MY EYES  (dlisted.com) (158)
(The New York Times) Sad CNN, inventor of 24/7 news coverage, plummets to last in news network viewership behind Fox News, MSNBC, HLN, Fark.TV, and "Sexy Action School News"  (mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com) (97)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Megan Fox: "I definitely felt like [my "Jennifer's Body" character] was part of me even when we were not shooting." No one cares, Megan. More people are watching "Paint Dry" and "Grass Grow"  (contactmusic.com) (93)

Mon October 26, 2009
(Armchair Commentary) Spiffy Nathan Fillion plays Castle dressed up as Capt. Malcom Reynolds making a Buffy reference. And there was much rejoicing  (armchaircommentary.com) (136)
(Contact Music) Obvious Jennifer Aniston rules out the use of Botox, believes that she can turn in wooden performances without anyone's help  (contactmusic.com) (27)
(News.com.au) Scary In Spanish, you say "vomitar"; in French, it's "vomir"; in English, it's "Miley Cyrus' 9-year-old sister in a dominatrix costume. At an AIDS fundraiser. With smeared lipstick."  (news.com.au) (196)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Lazy fashion designers finally hit rock bottom. Behold, "homeless chic"  (dailymail.co.uk) (59)
(IMDB) Obvious People renting DVDs to copy them make Netflix revenue soar  (imdb.com) (78)
(NYPost) Strange NYC public schools adopt recipes by Rachael Ray. If they serve her mini cheeseburger salad with yellow mustard vinaigrette, there's gonna be a riot  (nypost.com) (83)
(TorrentFreak) Asinine Warner's legal department sends Howler to woman who hosts non-profit Harry Potter-themed dinner party  (torrentfreak.com) (221)
(Editor and Publisher) Interesting Newspaper circulation is falling faster than David Hasselhoff off a bar stool. Come see how much blood is on the newsroom floor at your city rag  (editorandpublisher.com) (67)
(MTV) Strange Stephen King + vampires + DC Comics' Vertigo = "Skinner Sweet, the first American vampire who does not fear the sun" Finally, someone who hasn't heard of Twilight  (splashpage.mtv.com) (56)
(Contact Music) Interesting To prepare for his role as the womanizing Faceman in the A-Team movie, Bradley Cooper told Renee Zellweger that he doesn't want to settle down  (contactmusic.com) (28)
(London Times) Obvious 15 years after Braveheart began annoying historians, Mel Gibson admits "William Wallace was a monster...he wasn't as nice as the character we saw up there on the screen. We romanticised him a bit."  (timesonline.co.uk) (254)
(News.com.au) Interesting Sandra Bullock locked in battle with porn star. Giggity  (news.com.au) (458)
(Contact Music) Hero Shirley Bassey gives TV talent shows theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGER  (contactmusic.com) (28)
(The Sun) Scary Don't miss Brad Pitt in "Legends of the Fall Off Your Motorcycle"  (thesun.co.uk) (46)
(Onion AV Club) Interesting How the best sitcom on the air can avoid the pitfalls of failing to deliver laughs, like the last three seasons of Roseanne, Who's the Boss, and season three onward of The Office  (avclub.com) (148)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Amusing "The Slammin' Salmon," Broken Lizard's next film, is set for a December release. Make sure that you write that down right meow  (aintitcool.com) (47)
(Contact Music) Amusing Jonas Brothers have their hotel room stormed by more than 300 Dominicans. THIS. IS. FAAAAAAAANDOM  (contactmusic.com) (15)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Oscar-winning director figures out Scientology is a scam after 35 years and writes blistering letter explaining why. Still no explanation for "Crash"  (showbiz411.blogs.thr.com) (106)
(Yahoo) Cool If you own Netflix stock you're in luck as it's out of the toilet after news leaks of potential streams on PS3 or Wii that will keep the service number one and flush with success  (finance.yahoo.com) (76)
(io9) Interesting Twelve unfinished science fiction novels the public has never read  (io9.com) (55)
(The Sun) Dumbass ♫ Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man ♫ Please don't hit my face ♫ What the hell did you do that for? OUCH, it really hurt ♫  (thesun.co.uk) (6)
(Google) Amusing Japanese university plans to support academic study of comic books by opening 2-million-volume "manga" library. Officials hope to find donors willing to raid parents' basements for unsoiled copies  (google.com) (84)
(Boston Globe) Amusing Alicia Silverstone on her vegan husband: "Sometimes he gets naughty and has a little fish."  (boston.com) (60)
(Dlisted) Unlikely LaToya Jackson still speaks to Michael: "When I go to his house I say, 'Hello, Michael. How are you? If you're here, please, please let me know'. And the lights start blinking"  (dlisted.com) (128)
(Daily Mail) Sad Don't cry for me, but Andrew Lloyd Webber has cancer. Jesus Christ Superstar, I hope he doesn't take the Starlight Express anytime soon  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)
(Broadway.com) Cool Revolutionary surgical procedure invented at MIT may restore Julie Andrews' singing voice, destroyed during famously botched 1997 operation  (broadway.com) (26)

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