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Sun October 18, 2009
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Now Magazine) Obvious Jessica Simpson offered a brain. To the surprise of absolutely no one, she turned it down  (nowmagazine.co.uk) (36)
(ABC News) Cool "Where the Wild Things Are" is where the audiences are, thanks to its monstrous weekend at the box office  (abcnews.go.com) (116)
(Contact Music) Followup Richard Hatch survives prison. No word yet as to whether or not he formed any strategic alliances  (contactmusic.com) (50)
(io9) Cool Well, the bad news is the Magneto movie is off the schedule, but the good news is that the Deadpool movie will ignore the utter shiatfest that was Wolverine  (io9.com) (79)
(Contact Music) Stupid Megan Fox has been crowned "Queen of the Geeks." She hopes the distinction will overshadow her other royal title, "Princess of Homely, Untalented Actresses"  (contactmusic.com) (119)
(Miami Herald) Ironic Ron Palillo is now teaching students the fine art of acting  (miamiherald.com) (18)
(LA Times) Spiffy "Phantasm" turns 30. You're old, BOY  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (48)
(HitFix) Unlikely William Shatner calls out J.J. Abrams to put him in 'Star Trek' sequel during Scream 2009 Awards  (hitfix.com) (54)
(People Magazine) Scary Look out, David Hasselhoff: here comes Kevin Costner to steal your thunder (and maybe even your cheeseburger)  (people.com) (25)
(Contact Music) Interesting FWIW, US actor Vin Diesel turns down "XXX 3" ASAP. The actor plans to STFU and GBTW elsewhere, but the film may or may not be DOA. WTF, LOL  (contactmusic.com) (61)

Sat October 17, 2009
(Adult Swim) Interesting The 10 best one shot Venture Bros. characters ever  (adultswim.com) (136)
(I Heart Chaos) Cool A once lost hour-long interview with Alfred Hitchcock hits the YouTube. Bonus: Interviewer is Tom Snyder  (iheartchaos.com) (12)
(Manofest) Cool The 75 hottest sitcom babes of all time is the perfect way to waste the weekend  (manofest.com) (177)
(NYPost) Fail The answer is: Jeff Kirby. Question: Who is an embarrassment for Alex Trebek and Jeopardy's producers?  (nypost.com) (52)
(Entertainment Weekly) Sad Twenty kids' movies that make grown adults cry. Subby has something in his eye  (ew.com) (227)
(London Times) Cool Bill Murray on upcoming adaptation of Roald Dahl's classic "Fantastic Mr. Fox," how Ghostbusters almost ruined his career and getting punched by Lucy Liu  (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk) (46)
(io9) Obvious Women love vampires because they want to have sex with gay guys, claims Esquire magazine  (io9.com) (97)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Writer Chuck Klosterman on why canned laugh tracks in sitcoms are so offensive, and why having no laugh tracks can also become a creative crutch  (blogs.wsj.com) (42)
(Some Guy) Cool In a contest that can't end well, Fox asks fans to design new Simpsons character  (thrfeed.com) (167)
(Examiner) Interesting "Sex and The City 2" in stable condition, Sarah Jessica Parker nose what men want to see in the sequel, adds a horse of a different color to the cast  (examiner.com) (16)
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Mayor of Newark, New Jersey and Conan O'Brien face off on The Tonight Show, proving that not only is O'Brien a worthy heir to Johnny Carson, but he's still got class to donate $100,000 to the mayor's charity  (chicagotribune.com) (19)
(Superhero Hype) Dumbass Raimi gets back to basics for Spider-Man 4. "I think having so many villains detracted from the experience." Because that was the only problem with the last one  (superherohype.com) (63)
(People Magazine) Amusing Levi Johnston's Playgirl prep: gym and moose meat. Not that there's anything wrong with that  (feeds.people.com) (29)
(People Magazine) Obvious Meghan McCain: Busty doesn't mean slutty. Subby: But it certainly helps your career  (feeds.people.com) (104)
(Contact Music) Weird Zachary Quinto (Heroes) and Brad Paisley (Shiatty Country Singer) have cocreated a Nashville drama they're hoping will air on a major network. Seriously...what the f*ck?  (contactmusic.com) (55)
(Yahoo) Followup Jon & Kate + 12 angry men  (tv.yahoo.com) (54)
(People Magazine) Strange Court hearing reveals that Anna Nicole Smith spent her last days drinking sedatives from a baby bottle  (people.com) (23)

Fri October 16, 2009
(Yahoo) Ironic Nicholas Cage blames ex-manager for his "tarnished reputation". Cage, apparently, has never seen 'Ghost Rider'  (movies.yahoo.com) (99)
(TMZ) Interesting The Heene family can backtrack all they want. Fact is, they were shopping for a reality show for months "all over town." Suggested title: "Meet The Barfers"  (tmz.com) (96)
(CBS Minneapolis) Amusing Q: What's more useless then knowing useless facts? A. Making a slideshow about it  (wcco.com) (30)
(NYPost) Asinine Someone thought it would be a great idea to put Donald Trump, Rod Blagojevich, Darryl Strawberry, and Sinbad in the same room  (nypost.com) (33)
(NYPost) Dumbass Kristen Bell: "I want to hate Megan Fox more than anything. We all do. But I read a bunch of her quotes, and she's witty and smart and carefree." We are talking about the same Megan, right?  (nypost.com) (74)
(NJ.com) Obvious After only 4 episodes, ABC's FlashForward is so cheesy that its starting to border on self-parody. The only way it could be worse is if it was on NBC  (nj.com) (122)
(Celebitchy) Unlikely GQ denies digitally enhancing "Mad Men" January Jones's massive rack on their cover, something about shadows and light and body position and did you really keep reading after "massive rack"?  (celebitchy.com) (92)
(NYPost) Dumbass Diddy was throwing money off the stage at a show when his $20,000 diamond studded ring flew off. So naturally everyone was frisked before they left the event  (nypost.com) (60)
(CNN) Strange Mrs. Brady starts Floh Club, an emergency hotline for older women having problems with menstruation, or something  (cnn.com) (25)
(New York Daily News) Followup BUT WAIT, if you click now you will see Billy Mays' death was not the result of cocaine use  (nydailynews.com) (34)
(The Times of India) Stupid If you have been waiting for a Jermaine Jackson designed Indo-Western clothing line, well today is your lucky day  (movies.indiatimes.com) (9)
(Celebslam) Sad It doesn't look Halle Berry will ever recover from childbirth  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (96)
(Yahoo) Sad Watered down comedy combined with watery beer may create the perfect storm of suck  (fe11.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com) (20)
(TMZ) Dumbass When asked about his love scenes with Eva Longoria, professional actor Jesse Metcalf made a boner joke  (tmz.com) (81)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sad Who knew that Green Lantern's true weakness is actually the color green?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (48)
(Google) Stupid Garth Brooks returns. Chris Gaines still mysteriously at large  (google.com) (77)
(io9) Cool The BBC is adapting Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency for the small screen. OHMYGODOHMYGOD THIS IS SO AWESOME  (io9.com) (129)

Thu October 15, 2009
(Newsarama) Cool "Futurama" co-creator on upcoming new episodes: "It involves a slightly disturbing and somewhat literal rebirthing process. Be prepared. Don't eat a heavy meal before watching"  (newsarama.com) (160)
(FilmDrunk) Followup Director Wes Anderson involved in the world's fanciest feud  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (41)
(Contact Music) Interesting Russell Crowe unscathed after fire engine crashes into a van during filming of movie. Better luck next time, fire engine  (contactmusic.com) (43)
(Asylum) Cool Add children's authors to the list of people that could probably kick your ass  (asylum.com) (55)
(Cinematical) Interesting Tommy Lee Jones is going to direct an adaptation of Michael Connelly's, "The Lincoln Lawyer," staring Matthew McConaughey. The Cool Tag had it, right up until the end there  (cinematical.com) (26)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Steve Martin is the greatest SNL host of all time  (huffingtonpost.com) (93)
(Huffington Post) Stupid An ostensiblly erudite scribe catechizes a perspicacious and consummately cromulent dubiety: Why is Michael Moore's latest movie defalcating? Answer: It's Obama's peccancy  (huffingtonpost.com) (46)
(Cracked) Scary The 7 most horrifying, acid inspired scenes from classic childrens movies. There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going  (cracked.com) (293)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Tina Fey on being a 24 year old virgin: "I couldn't give it away." Tag is for all the guys who turned her down  (huffingtonpost.com) (313)
(Stuff) Dumbass "I, like every other stupid American, assumed the kangaroos would meet us at the airport and they would want to hug us as much as we wanted to hug them"  (stuff.co.nz) (60)
(hitfix) Fail Firefly got 13 episodes. The Cleveland Show has aired three episodes and had already been picked up for two complete seasons  (hitfix.com) (256)

Wed October 14, 2009
(Starpulse) Fail Guess 'Battlestar Galactica' didn't pay Grace Park and Tricia Helfer enough to buy a sammich or two. Maybe Ralph Lauren is hiring  (starpulse.com) (166)
(USA Today) Unlikely "The issue is not Jay. It's our lead-in to Jay. Jay Leno is still the right strategy if our 8-to-10 (lineup) is stronger.", says person who is obviously not qualified to run a TV network  (usatoday.com) (113)
(NYMag) Amusing John Mayer threatens to sodomize editor during interview: "Ever heard me play guitar? I'm really fu-----g good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care"  (nymag.com) (120)
(Cinematical) Interesting Five people who could direct "The Avengers" instead of Jon Favreau  (cinematical.com) (71)
(Cinematical) Interesting Gus Van Sant and Bret Easton Ellis team up for a movie about crazy people  (cinematical.com) (35)
(AOL) Strange Spongebob is getting married on November 6th. *coughBEARDcough*  (tvsquad.com) (109)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Britney Spears voted best celebrity mom by the Brits. What the hell, England?  (starpulse.com) (43)
(Us Magazine) Sad No strangers to exploiting children for financial gain, the Jackson family will feature Michael's three kids on their new reality show  (usmagazine.com) (39)
(Contact Music) Followup Toni Braxton may lose her home because she unpaid her mortgage  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (63)
(NYPost) Silly Pam Anderson may be investigated for breaking child labor laws by having a 9-year-old girl hold up her dress around an awards ceremony  (nypost.com) (63)
(ABC News) Sad World's largest collection of cow art to be auctioned in Dallas. Where else?  (abcnews.go.com) (41)
(ABC News) Sad Johnny Fontane finally run out of the business  (abcnews.go.com) (67)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Fergie blames her childhood stardom as the source of her drug addiction. In other news, Fergie was a child star  (contactmusic.com) (100)

Tue October 13, 2009
(Paste Magazine) Amusing Andy Kaufman angered so many women with his fake wrestling act, he received tons of hate mail. More than 30 years later, they're all collected into one book, entitled "Dear Andy Kaufman, I Hate Your Guts"  (pastemagazine.com) (117)
(NYPost) Strange After seven years, "NCIS" is now the number one show on TV. Why? Is it the steely-eyed handsomeness of Mark Harmon? The ogrish "goth" chick? The wooden dialogue?  (nypost.com) (268)
(Some Guy) Sad Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Comic to End With Issue #50  (oldrepub.com) (59)
(Gawker) Amusing Stupid: The undecipherable ramblings of Tracey Morgan in book form. Inplacable WIN: an unhinged Tracey Morgan narrating his own audio-version of said book (with clip)  (gawker.com) (59)
(Cinematical) Interesting Is Where the Wild Things Are for adults or kids? Who cares, Subby's ready for the wild rumpus to begin  (cinematical.com) (171)
(MSNBC) Hero At least someone in liberal Hollyweird has a sense of decency and justice: "If it had been my daughter, Roman Polanski would be missing ... period" - Jamie Foxx  (msnbc.msn.com) (412)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Garry Shandling was a guest on Letterman last night and definitely has that stuck-in-a-wind-tunnel look that suggests lots and lots of botox. (before and after pics)  (bittenandbound.com) (65)
(Starpulse) Obvious Paul Anka claims that he co-wrote Michael Jackson's new song "This Is It". In related news, Paul Anka still alive  (starpulse.com) (37)
(London Times) Cool Terry Jones reminisces about sinking pints with Douglas Adams  (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk) (70)

Mon October 12, 2009
(Mirror.co.uk) Sick Madonna fired her personal trainer after she realized what her body actually looks like  (mirror.co.uk) (67)
(The Superficial) Hero The Christina Hendricks wedding pics? Yeah, they're pretty much what you expected  (thesuperficial.com) (290)
(io9) Cool Scripts for a tenth season of Red Dwarf have already been written, and production will begin in 2010. With the original cast  (io9.com) (106)
(io9) Interesting Exploring the literary implications of Dr. Manhattan's glowing blue junk  (io9.com) (82)
(Examiner) Asinine Wes Anderson directed his latest film via email, setting a stunning new standard for hipster laziness  (examiner.com) (61)
(Nerve) Interesting The 10 most notorious sex scandals in Hollywood history, and one more reason to love Robert Mitchum  (entertainment.nerve.com) (77)
(Spike) Amusing Just because you're behind the camera doesn't mean we want to see you in the movie  (spike.com) (73)
(Starpulse) Interesting Whitney Houston to hit the road, crackpipe  T-Shirt  (starpulse.com) (10)
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Catching up with the cast of "The Karate Kid" 25 years later. Yes, you really are that old  (nydailynews.com) (84)
(Contact Music) Cool Bryan Singer may return to the X-Men franchise. As long as we can pretend the third movie never happened, that will be acceptable  (contactmusic.com) (86)
(BBC) Asinine Indonesian Sharia law clerics outraged that local girl brought shame on their province by not wearing veil while winning Miss Indonesia pageant. Oh, and by being hot  (news.bbc.co.uk) (73)
(Yahoo) Followup "Amy Winehouse admitted to hospital." Submitter's glad he assigned that headline an F key to save time  T-Shirt  (uk.news.launch.yahoo.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Silly Thirteen terrible comics that star real people. Sadly, the Pat Boone / Don Rickles / Superman crime-fighting league never took off  (comicsalliance.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Guy Ritchie confesses: "I still love Madonna, but she's retarded." There's your problem, Guy -- you went full Madonna. Everyone knows you never go full Madonna  (dailymail.co.uk) (26)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious Jimmy Kimmel, who ditched his wife for Sarah Silverman and then saw the light and left Sarah Silverman, is dating a writer on his own show. It's said to be a match made in heaven, as neither have a sense of humor  (chicagotribune.com) (55)
(Miami Herald) Silly ...so here's a photo of Dave Barry with Steve Martin's salad  (blogs.herald.com) (24)

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