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Sun September 27, 2009

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		10 sexually controversial television moments. In some ways, we've come a long way, and yet in some ways, we haven't (entertainment.nerve.com)	(178)
(Some Comic Book Fanboy)		Good news: famous comic book creator has seen the storyboards for the new "Green Lantern" movie and claims it looks fantastic. Bad news: It's Rob Liefeld (comicbookmovie.com)	(90)
		Jude Law refuses to see his newborn daughter until DNA tests prove he's the father. Stay classy, asshat (contactmusic.com)	(157)
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		Madison magazine features a stunning Christy Turlington as the embodiment of aging gracefully in its "Age Issue". Pity the image used is now ten years old (news.com.au)	(24)
		As if two wars, financial meltdowns, soaring unemployment, and terrorism weren't enough to worry about, Ozzy Osbourne now has a drivers license (msnbc.msn.com)	(33)
		Jessica Biel goes to work on "The A-Team." I love it when a plan comes together (radaronline.com)	(44)
		SNL kicks off its 35th season by having its newest cast member drop an F-bomb. In other news, SNL is still on the air (gawker.com)	(153)
		100 worst movies of the last decade. Unbelievably, there are 26 flicks worse than "Battlefield Earth" (rottentomatoes.com)	(236)
		Here she goes again: former Celebrity Rehab patient Tawny Kitaen arrested for DUI (msnbc.msn.com)	(139)

Sat September 26, 2009

		Court rules in favor of George Harrison, sayin the former Beatle can erect his security fence. Unfortunately, the ruling arrived just a little late (contactmusic.com)	(32)
		Seth Rogen co-writes and will appear in an upcoming "Simpsons" episode. Maybe we'll finally get a funny one again (starpulse.com)	(74)
		Megan Fox says she's afraid of the dark, becoming irrelevant. Did she mention she's bi? (contactmusic.com)	(54)
		New movie 'Surrogates', much like the work of William Gibson, called "a poor substitute for real science fiction" (courant.com)	(105)
		They had me at "hot geek-chic sex" (popwatch.ew.com)	(68)
		"The Beautiful Life" becomes the first fall television casualty after just two episodes. Tweet that, Ashton Kutcher (bittenandbound.com)	(61)
		"Last thing I remember I was enjoying the play with Mrs. Lincoln, and the next thing I knew I was in bed being served cookies and juice" (huffingtonpost.com)	(11)
		Caption these lyrical latinas (online.wsj.com)	(39)
		Larry Flynt takes a stand against his nephews, whom he claims illegally used the Hustler name to start their own porn franchise (contactmusic.com)	(14)
		Hugh Hefner's twin girlfriends campaigning to get Kelly Osbourne to pose: "She's losing weight and she's blonde now. She looks good. I want to see what she looks like naked" (contactmusic.com)	(74)
		One of the most unreal Halloween decorations money can buy: A life-sized audio-animatronic "Jason" from Friday the 13th. The real horror is the price tag (x-entertainment.com)	(37)

Fri September 25, 2009

	Vince Vaughn says he's ready to have kids, which may explain the recent weight gain (msnbc.msn.com)	(20)
(NBCNewYork)	'Where the Wild Things Are' clothing collection perfect for hipster fetishists (nbcnewyork.com)	(74)
(FrogSoda)	Meredith Vieira finally does what we all have been dreaming about doing to Matt Lauer (frogsoda.com)	(39)
(Sepinwall)	The reviews for Flash Foward are pouring in, and they seem to be in agreement: " The show doesn't seem to have the energy that LOST does. It's like they made the show and modeled every character after Kate." (sepinwall.blogspot.com)	(151)
	This on-screen duo doesn't get along in real life, in fact they down right despise each other, and he has accused her of behaving "inappropriately" at times (ausiellofiles.ew.com)	(107)
	The Slate review of Michael Moore's new movie: It's 2 hours of trolling; it's wrong; and it doesn't deal with valid counter arguments. We love it (slate.com)	(89)
	Wait a minute... Did Jennifer Aniston just get dumped again? (eonline.com)	(76)
	Edward Norton: it could be fun to have the Hulk be the villain in an Avengers movie (io9.com)	(47)
	David Cronenberg out of ideas, decides to remake "The Fly" once more (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(33)
	Even Lamar Odom knew having Joe Francis throw your bachelor party is probably a bad idea (tmz.com)	(11)
	Fark interviewsTucker Max about his new movie (fark.com)	(233)
	Olivia Newton John is hopelessly devoted to U.F.Os (telegraph.co.uk)	(32)
	Ricky Gervais claims the best way to get Philip Seymour Hoffman to do a cameo in your film is sending him an email about your balls (telegraph.co.uk)	(28)
	"Family Guy" banned in Venezuela. Was it the abortion jokes, the incest jokes or the rape jokes that did it? Nah, it was an episode on marijuana legalization (contactmusic.com)	(42)
	Pamela Anderson is flat busted (starmagazine.com)	(56)
	New documentary reveals what a dick of a businessman Dick Clark was. Clark calls charges "Mfphfgurbl outrbrngmps"" (reuters.com)	(41)
	Internationally acclaimed Japanese director releases new drama about inflatable sex doll who comes to life and "soon realizes that the humans around her are as empty inside as she is" (search.japantimes.co.jp)	(38)
	Randy Quaid arrested after walking out on $10,000 hotel bill, explains he thought cousin Clark took care of it (reuters.com)	(35)
	Great news Farkers: Megan Fox suffers from low self-esteem; so maybe you've got a shot after all (people.com)	(109)
	The twenty-five biggest bombs in television history (slideshow). Apparently, someone's still holding out hope that "Lost" won't disappoint (ew.com)	(290)

Thu September 24, 2009

		"House, MD" to be renamed "Dr. Crazy Guy McInsane's Sausagefest" after the only reason for men to watch departs (msnbc.msn.com)	(130)
		Capitalism has failed, says Michael Moore, whose new movie will be available free of charge to all the workers of the world (cnn.com)	(233)
		Chynna Phillips says she fell into a 10-day depression after learning that her father picked Mackenzie over her (nydailynews.com)	(106)
		Lamar Odom may have some sense after all; he claims he is "unaware" of his own upcoming marriage to Khloe Kardashian scheduled for this weekend. Looks like the hypnosis wore off (contactmusic.com)	(26)
		What's worse than your dad getting you hooked on heroin and then incestuously schtupping you for a decade? Why having your stepmom call you a filthy junkie liar that's jealous of your much better looking and succesful siblings - so there (wwtdd.com)	(136)
		"Napoleon Dynamite is fully realized and almost perversely fussed-over in every single corner of the frame. But to what end? What's the takeaway from this film, other than a repository of offbeat stuff?" (avclub.com)	(221)
		Lily Allen says she's taking her ball and going home (guardian.co.uk)	(81)
		Commonly known as Common, rapper says fancy rims and bling are too common. Commonts to the right (cnn.com)	(74)
		New skyline image in promos of "CSI: Miami" has one small error: It's a photo of Tampa. Horatio removes sunglasses in disbelief (blogs.tampabay.com)	(95)

Wed September 23, 2009

		Jennifer Love Hewitt gets the last laugh with her new hot bikini bod. She can now thumb her nose at those dreaded Hawaiian cellulite pics . (pic) (bittenandbound.com)	(126)
		Chuck E. Cheese braces itself for Jonas Brother bachelor party (omg.yahoo.com)	(44)
		The perfect image to accompany a story about Twilight author Stephenie Meyer's new movie deal (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(108)
		Demands increase for Bob Dylan to be awarded the Nobel Prize for barely intelligible literature (earthtimes.org)	(81)
		KISS, LL Cool J, and Red Hot Chili Peppers are three of the nominees for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. Alice Cooper reportedly in a dungeon, sharpening his guillotine (hosted.ap.org)	(137)
		Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar in "I See What You Did Nine Months Ago" (news.bbc.co.uk)	(72)
		Spiffy: Seth Green fulfills his lifelong dream. Stupid: of becoming a Butterfinger spokesman (contactmusic.com)	(63)
		Michael Moore's "Capitalism" opens in New York; opening night audience featured "a large number of women in Chanel dresses and men with Rolex watches" (dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com)	(172)
		Carjacking scared Woody Harrelson away from fast cars, according to Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly (starpulse.com)	(54)
		"Highlander" reimagining on the way. There can be only one way to lose count of all these "Highlander" movies (denofgeek.com)	(104)
		♫ All the leaves are brown ♫ And the sky is gray ♫ So I'll sleep with my daughter ♫ Every single daaaaaaaaay ♫ (people.com)	(213)
		Man who stalked Jewel at her Texas ranch claimed he was on a mission from God. A full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes and sunglasses unavailable for comment (austin360.com)	(23)
		Farker just sold his zombie movie to Dreamworks. Cold champagne to the right (hollywoodreporter.com)	(138)
		Nick Lachey is auctioning himself off for a charity dinner date. Word is the early high bidder is username 'joeslittlegurl1' (starpulse.com)	(17)

Tue September 22, 2009

	Snooty New Yorker book critic says Dan Brown's cliché-ridden new novel isn't awful, it's just a Hardy Boys adventure story marketed to grown-ups as actual literature (newyorker.com)	(74)
(HitFix)	Desperate Will Ferrell recruits Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson for new flick (hitfix.com)	(31)
	Kevin Federline, who earned a shred of fame as the remora to Britney Spears' whale shark, has signed on to VH1's Celebrity Fit Club. And there it is folks, proof that our culture has hit bottom (contactmusic.com)	(35)
	Amy Winehouse terrorizes children at local school and spits on little girl. Little girl was immediately rushed to disease control center and put under surveillance for possible signs of epidemic outbreak (dlisted.com)	(47)
(Some Guy)	Despite "House" showing same pattern of "patient is sick, patient gets worse, patient gets injected with massive dose of what makes him sick, patient gets better" it still dominates Mondays with an iron fist (thrfeed.com)	(201)
	And now, finally, KNEEL before this test shot of Nic Cage in a Superman suit back in 1999 (cinematical.com)	(93)
	Eric Idle writes about his new show, claims Monty Python were a real gang: "when we were in angry mood storming around Television Centre looking for a confrontation with management, fully grown BBC executives would hide" (telegraph.co.uk)	(21)
	Ryan Seacrest says the addition of Ellen DeGeneres will change the "sexual tension" of American Idol (contactmusic.com)	(23)
	This is luckiest bastard in the whole wide world; Katy Perry's personal boob assistant (with pics) (dailymail.co.uk)	(130)
(The Daily Beast)	Dan Brown critic on The Lost Symbol: "I looked at the ceiling in despair: The book was awful. It was so bad that it was a candidate for the worst book that I had ever tried to read. And I had another 501 pages to go." (thedailybeast.com)	(106)
	"Heroes" falls 46% to its lowest-rated premiere ever (thrfeed.com)	(187)
	Betty White is going to be part of the cavalcade of guest stars that will be on 30 Rock this season, unfortunately she's not replacing Tina Fey (starpulse.com)	(77)
	Having failed to grasp the concept of "saving a voicemail", Hulk Hogan leaves message on singer's phone threatening to have Hell's Angels break his legs (wwtdd.com)	(32)
	Sacha Baron Cohen is headed to Springfield (dailystab.com)	(50)
	Though the first movie won't disappoint audiences until Christmas, there is already a sequel planned for Guy Ritchie's upcoming Sherlock Holmes adaptation (contactmusic.com)	(42)
	Annoying "where are they now?" slide show of MTV VJ's, but may still be worth it, as Duff is even finer now than she was back then (nydailynews.com)	(155)
	It's still September 2009, but we've already found the worst movie of 2010: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays a minor-league hockey player sentenced to play a real-life tooth fairy for a week. No, really (sports.yahoo.com)	(88)
(Some Guy)	Stephen King calls it a lifetime "nightmare come true" that he's finally a contributing writer for Fangoria magazine (fangoria.com)	(30)

Mon September 21, 2009

		Justin Timberlake said he was ill at the Emmy Awards. Funny, but I thought all of his performances were wooden, stilted, and boring (contactmusic.com)	(30)
		Kate Gosselin talk show may be in the works. In related news, subby is scheduling an appointment to have cable shut off tomorrow (msnbc.msn.com)	(76)
		The 50 best movies of the 2000s. Already? Yeah already... close enough (iheartchaos.com)	(256)
		David Hasselhoff says he's not back to drinking, he was just hospitalized because of Equilibrium. Man, I knew that movie sucked, but I didn't realize it could send someone to the hospital (contactmusic.com)	(78)
		The best and worst moments from last night's Emmy telecast. Conspicuously absent: Tina Fey losing the Emmy to the painfully unfunny, wooden, and untalented Toni Collette (ew.com)	(148)
		Twilight has doomed us all (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(72)
		20 Classic Douchebag Quotes - from Rush Limbaugh to R. Kelly, a treasury of spectacularly stupid remarks (nerve.com)	(135)
		If you're at a party and accidentally walk in on Courtney Love using the toilet, do not expect her reaction to be rational (contactmusic.com)	(74)
		Pete Wentz can't sleep, saying there's too much crying and nagging in his house. And he has a kid too (contactmusic.com)	(30)
		Yoko Ono says she hopes she is forgotten once she's dead. Might be possible if it weren't for the cover of 'Two Virgins' (3news.co.nz)	(77)
		The Hoff taken to the hospital with alcohol poisoning again. This is not a repeat from 2007 or last May (radaronline.com)	(64)
		Judge neuters lawsuit against Bob Barker (accessatlanta.com)	(17)
		Ebert at Toronto Film Festival, reporting that bottom has fallen out of indie film distribution market, with almost no chance that anything cool he saw there will be seen anywhere else (blogs.suntimes.com)	(66)
		Dr. Horrible and Captain Hammer provide the only actual entertainment at the Emmys (youtube.com)	(83)