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Sun August 16, 2009
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(Cinematical) Spiffy A final look back at the attendees at the latest Comic Con, the biggestion collection of nerds that you will ... ZOMG, look at that hottie in picture 14  (cinematical.com) (185)
(Variety) Interesting "District 9" becomes the first quality film to top the box office since "The Hangover"  (variety.com) (642)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy For a mom of two on a diet of Cheetos and Red Bull, Britney Spears looks pretty hot in a bikini. But up close she probably smells like Marlboro Lights and crazy (SFW)  (dailymail.co.uk) (60)
(Contact Music) Followup Nick Cannon drops hints that the feud between his too-hot-for-him-wife Mariah Carey and white turdbucket Eminen is faked. Really, if you didn't expect this was coming, you've obviously ignored decades of celebrity "feuds"  (contactmusic.com) (24)
(Contact Music) Followup Victoria Beckham offered $3 million to permanently take over Paula Abdul's judge's seat on American Idol. As a former Spice Girl, Beckham knows a lot about horrible music  (contactmusic.com) (40)
(People Magazine) Obvious Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn  (feeds.people.com) (102)
(Contact Music) Interesting Robert Downey Jr. in talks to play Lestat. What do you mean, "YOU vampires"?  (contactmusic.com) (96)
(News.com.au) Dumbass How can one man hate parsnips so much?  (news.com.au) (124)
(Cinematical) Interesting Copyright lawyers fly around Earth backwards really fast and erase DC Comics' rights to Superman's origin story. Kal-El now an immigrant from Costa Rica with an allergy to peanuts  T-Shirt  (cinematical.com) (69)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Hugh Jackman to star as entertainer and circus founder PT Barnum in a musical biopic. Certain liberties will be taken with the story, such as Barnum having an adamantium-laced skeleton and deadly claws  (nowmagazine.co.uk) (27)
(Hartford Courant) Amusing Police arrest 8 people and seize 18 nitrous oxide tanks at Phish concert. Dude...heh heh hee haah heee haa  (courant.com) (63)

Sat August 15, 2009
(Deceiver) Scary Angelina Jolie looks hungry enough to eat her own dress  (deceiver.com) (104)
(NYPost) Strange What do Walt Disney, Ted Williams' head and Michael Jackson have in common?  (nypost.com) (41)
(Stuff) Cool Catch up with Peter Jackson, who is busy producing, restoring vintage military aircraft and writing "The Hobbit" scripts in his pajamas  (stuff.co.nz) (25)
(New York Daily News) Asinine Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan, in USA to promote new film about Muslim man being mistaken for terrorist by American officials, detained at Newark airport on charges of Flying While Muslim  (nydailynews.com) (105)
(Some Guy) Interesting "Others brag about how they don't watch TV, as if it makes them better people. TV isn't evil; it's entertainment."  (wsbtv.com) (134)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting Woodstock this. Woodstock that. But how was the music, really?  (online.wsj.com) (93)
(Some Guy) Spiffy 300 G.I. Joes parachute from the top of a 42-story hotel at the international convention of militant basement dwellers  (kctv5.com) (24)
(ABC News) Obvious "Family Guy" finally comes to its senses, realizes conservatives are much funnier than liberals  (blogs.abcnews.com) (103)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool What's the deal with being the first guest on the new 'Jay Leno' show?  (aintitcool.com) (33)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Roger Ebert discussing the best movie critic troll of all time  (blogs.suntimes.com) (79)
(Cracked) Sick The Five Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comic book history, and that is really saying something  (cracked.com) (93)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Wham!  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)
(Tulsa World) Amusing "It's as though the screenplay was written by a roomful of 15-year-olds, locked up for a weekend with strippers, an open bar and drunken monkeys," writes movie reviewer. Finally, a movie for Farkers  (tulsaworld.com) (65)

Fri August 14, 2009
(NYPost) Obvious For some unknown reason, directors keep flaking on making a Bob Marley documentary  (nypost.com) (50)
(Starpulse) Obvious Lady Gaga: "I'm gay. My music is gay. My show is gay. And I love that it's gay"  (starpulse.com) (152)
(Starpulse) Obvious Jon & Kate do an episode with Food Network's 'Ace of Cakes'? Check. Jon & Kate do an episode with TLC's 'American Chopper'? Check. What's next? Yep, you guessed it, 'Cops'  (starpulse.com) (63)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Stupid Battlestar Galactica remake planned. This is NOT a repeat from 2004  (aintitcool.com) (98)
(Experience Project) Unlikely Stupid celebrity quotes that aren't so stupid (ladies edition)  (experienceproject.com) (17)
(CNN) Followup Family thrilled about Kardashian pregnancy, Picard still screaming about 4 lights  T-Shirt  (cnn.com) (221)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Asinine Following the success of movies-turned-TV shows such as Parenthood and Ferris Bueller's Day Off, St. Elmo's Fire is headed for the small screen. No, this is not a repeat from 1985. As a bonus, Topher Grace will be a producer  (hollywoodreporter.com) (44)
(Jacksonville.com) Amusing Un-Warrant-ed information: the Periodic Table of Metal bands  (jacksonville.com) (186)
(TMZ) Dumbass What do Keanu Reeves and Tom Hanks have in common? Hint: It's not two Oscars  (tmz.com) (52)
(WBBM) Spiffy Of course Joe Jackson attended the Gary Indiana tribute to Michael Jackson, he was paid to be there  (wbbm780.com) (61)
(Some Guy) Cool The 20 Greatest Shows Canceled by Fox Before Their Time  (toplessrobot.com) (285)
(Huffington Post) Strange Everybody hide in the cafeteria  (huffingtonpost.com) (11)
(Maxim) Cool Current Miss Universe poses topless for Maxim. Unsurprisingly the Miss Universe Organization has a problem with... oh wait, they're cool with it  (maxim.com) (133)
(Contact Music) Obvious Britney Spears spotted wearing a sparkling ring, prompting rumors that she's about to make another colossal mistake in a long string of colossal mistakes  (contactmusic.com) (18)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Ebert: "People don't want to see it 'because it's Japanese'. This is solid-gold ignorance. 'Is it only dubbed?' I was asked. You dummy, all animated films are dubbed. Little Nemo can't really speak"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (149)
(Contact Music) Sad Jerry O'Connell enrolls in law school, saying he's left Hollywood behind. Looks like we'll never see that Sliders reunion after all  (contactmusic.com) (68)

Thu August 13, 2009
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sad Comedy Central cancels "Reno 911"  (hollywoodreporter.com) (117)
(Some Guy) Cool Seven reasons why you should see "District 9" - - "The weapons are pants-shiatingly good"  (filmschoolrejects.com) (136)
(Sun Sentinel) Sick Judge states book's claim that Anna Nicole's lawyer and her baby-daddy had sex, "Explosive". Then it gets weird. And creepy  (southflorida.sun-sentinel.com) (25)
(Starpulse) Obvious Apparently Robert Pattinson is dating his "Twilight" costar, unsurprisingly this does have something to do with Peter Facinelli  (starpulse.com) (52)
(Gawker) Asinine Jackson family is milking MJ's death for everything they can: LaToya wants to be on Dancing with the Stars, Jermaine wants a memorial tour, and Katherine wants a J-5 reunion for a "Mourning Tour"  (gawker.com) (30)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Kourtney Kardashian(the cute, little one) is expecting her first child.....that she's taking to term  (starpulse.com) (72)
(Hollywood Tuna) Amusing Megan Fox PSA about peer pressure (contains profanity)  (hollywoodtuna.com) (33)
(Starpulse) Obvious No one will ever take Queen of White Trash status away from Pamela Anderson. No one  (starpulse.com) (35)
(Cinematical) Interesting Hugh Jackman says "Wolverine" sequel is in the works, Perry Cox still doesn't care  (cinematical.com) (38)
(Fox News) Dumbass Remember Andy from "Family Ties"? He's still a fugitive, with $2,500 bond out on him  (foxnews.com) (62)
(TMZ) Cool If you were wondering what's happening with Emmanuel Lewis, he's still doing much better than all of us (with vid)  (tmz.com) (19)
(Starpulse) Obvious Lady Gaga says hermaphrodite rumors about her are "ridiculous"; seriously, it's just a penis, not both  (starpulse.com) (169)
(Boston Globe) Unlikely Harvard outlines their celebrity privacy policy for new student Ashley Judd, just in case paparazzi interrupt a lecture to ask about her riveting performance as police inspector in the 2004 movie ''Twisted.''  (boston.com) (31)
(Fox News) NewsFlash Les Paul, More Dead  T-Shirt  (foxnews.com) (445)
(UPI) Interesting Redbox sues 20th Century Fox challenging new rule that wholesalers wait 30 days after Fox DVDs come out before selling to them, Fox maintains once a month is enough for Redbox releases. Period  T-Shirt  (upi.com) (48)
(Contact Music) Fail Actor known for making quality British dramas finds his new series trumped by "actress" known for making poorly-lit amateur porn  (contactmusic.com) (58)
(USA Today) Cool Good: It looks like we've finally found something that's recession-proof. Bad: it's the American Idol concert tour  (usatoday.com) (11)
(The First Post) Interesting Who started the #welovetheNHS Twitter campaign to challenge the Right Wing's healthcare lies? You won't fecking believe who  (thefirstpost.co.uk) (123)
(Contact Music) Cool Sidney Poitier granted Presidential Medal of Freedom for his work in cinema, saving the world from Mecha-Streisand  (contactmusic.com) (49)
(Starpulse) Obvious This time Hayden Panettiere blames the paparazzi and the public for *spins wheel* ruining her love life  (starpulse.com) (76)

Wed August 12, 2009
(Some Guy) Strange Olivia Newton-John's longtime boyfriend, missing off the coast of San Pedro since 2005 and presumed drowned, has been discovered alive  (wtvr.com) (79)
(Contact Music) Obvious Just like the rest of us, Mila Kunis is sick of anything that involves Ashton Kutcher  (contactmusic.com) (93)
(Washington Post) Cool Man who was alleged inspiration for Ferris Bueller pays tribute to John Hughes, says he was a righteous dude  (washingtonpost.com) (37)
(Starpulse) Obvious James Cameron sits down and talks about "Avatar." Surprisingly, he doesn't want it to be a bad movie  (starpulse.com) (49)
(Metro) Obvious In a revelation that will come as a surprise to absolutely nobody, Victoria Beckham admits her acting skills are "so crap"  (metro.co.uk) (34)
(The New York Times) Interesting David Mamet to write and direct film about Anne Frank: "Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart, those f--ks"  (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com) (56)
(Guardian.com) Obvious "'Cosmos' is a complete science course, encompassing not just cosmology but also chemistry, physics, biology, and the history of human discovery. It should be on the science curriculum of every school"  (guardian.co.uk) (115)
(The Sun) Interesting Sienna Miller, Katherine Heigl and Jessica Alba reportedly fighting amongst themselves to land the lead role in the Barbarella remake. Subby suggests shelving the actual film and just releasing a video of those three wrestling  (thesun.co.uk) (158)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Paul Giamatti to replace Sean Penn as Larry in the Farrelly Brothers' "Three Stooges" movie. Why I oughta... *CLONK*  (boston.com) (75)
(Some Guy) Amusing Simon Cowell. Music producer, American Idol judge, furry  (tvsquad.com) (28)
(Chud) Cool Frank Darabont to write and direct TV series adaptation of Robert Kirkman's zombie comic The Walking Dead. "If your head just exploded you probably realize how potentially huge this is"  (chud.com) (75)
(Contact Music) Scary Amy Winehouse's life could inspire a musical. Possible titles include "My Scare Lady," "The Skank of Music," "West Side Whorey," and "Seven Hives for Seven Doctors"  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (165)
(Den Of Geek) Scary The 10 worst comic-book movie adaptations of all time  (denofgeek.com) (115)
(Contact Music) Cool Roger Daltrey, Pete Townsend plan comeback tour, album asThe Who despite a lack of John Entwistle and Keith Moon. The project will be known as "Who's Next"  (contactmusic.com) (71)
(Starpulse) Amusing Drunk-ass celebrity trainwreck Tara Reid to star in "Last Call." To the surprise of absolutely no one, it's not an autobiographical movie  (starpulse.com) (40)
(MTV) Fail Pete Wentz offers advice to Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene over nude photos, saying if they ignore them, they'll go away. Well, the world has been trying really hard, but Wentz is still around  (mtv.com) (51)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Despite her personal demons, Britney Spears has proven herself to be a fine example for her young sons. Just kidding, they won't stop swearing  (starpulse.com) (23)
(Gawker) Stupid After Michael Douglas' son was arrested for smuggling half-pound of crystal meth, his girlfriend gets caught smuggling heroin to him in jail, in the stupidest way possible  (gawker.com) (37)

Tue August 11, 2009
(Variety) Stupid Latest sign Hollywood is out of id--you know what, fark it. They're making a god damn LEGO movie  (variety.com) (61)
(3 News New Zealand) Unlikely Heather Mills steps forward to claim she's the new Gandhi  (3news.co.nz) (36)
(Variety) Interesting Hank Williams biopic moving on over to being back on track, Subby hopes it's good or else he'll be moanin' the blues  (variety.com) (48)
(Jezebel) Followup Editors at Self magazine explain why they photoshopped about 40 pounds of pork chops and milkshakes off cover model Kelly Clarkson: To "inspire women to want to be their best"  (jezebel.com) (102)
(MSNBC) Obvious 'Jon & Kate Plus 8' returns for a new season. I don't mean to spoil it for you, but the mom's a b*tch, the dad's henpecked and pouty, and the kids are annoying but cute. Oh yeah, and they get a divorce  (msnbc.msn.com) (68)
(TVSquad.com) Asinine The most serious and heated debate the ladies of "The View" ever had was about...Cookie Monster. C is for "Crazy."  (tvsquad.com) (61)
(SLTrib) Spiffy Utah's NBC affiliate refuses to air network's new prime-time poker game show, on grounds of morality. Rest of the world disapproves of NBC programming on grounds of unwatchability  (sltrib.com) (117)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Followup Hoping someone wants to do a Hulk sequel, Tim Roth lets it leak that he is signed to play the Abomination in three films  (aintitcool.com) (67)
(St. Petersburg Times) Amusing Judge Reinhold finally can relax: Phoebe Cates named top nude scene of all time by Mr. Skin  (blogs.tampabay.com) (101)
(MTV) Obvious Actual headline: "Miley Cyrus pole dances, praises trailers at Teen Choice Awards"  (newsroom.mtv.com) (178)
(Variety) Cool Paul Rubens will be doing a live stage show of Pee Wee Herman. No word if Laurence Fishburne will be reprising Cowboy Curtis  (variety.com) (61)
(Daily Mail) Amusing What do Malawians really think about Madonna adopting babies from their country?  (dailymail.co.uk) (18)
(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH) Stupid Girls love vampires, as long as they're just hooking up with underage girls & not scary or drinking blood or anything  (webn.com) (380)
(Independent) Asinine In Italy, the fine for stalking George Clooney just went up to a whopping €19  (independent.co.uk) (9)
(The Superficial) Interesting Whoever airbrushed Kelly Clarkson on the cover of this magazine deserves some kind of award  (thesuperficial.com) (371)
(Independent) Obvious Radiohead says another album "would kill us." In related news, learning a third chord on the guitar can be fatal  (independent.co.uk) (163)
(Chud) Amusing This would be wildly acclaimed as the funniest review this year of a film not named "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and an automatic greenlight if only more than five of you had seen "The Collector"  (chud.com) (67)
(Den Of Geek) Scary The three superhero movies that Marvel would rather forget  (denofgeek.com) (91)
(Contact Music) Scary PETA asks Lady Gaga to get naked. Surely, that'll put people off sausages for a while  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (101)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool Grauman's Chinese theater is on the block. Hedy (That's Hedley) Lamarr's cement impressions not included  (hollywoodreporter.com) (33)
(People Magazine) Sappy Brooks and Done  (people.com) (101)

Mon August 10, 2009
(MSNBC) Interesting Michael Jackson autopsy to remain sealed until police investigation is complete and his home planet has been notified of his death  (msnbc.msn.com) (36)
(Starpulse) Dumbass In an uncharacteristic moment of eloquence, Ashton Kutcher compares Demi Moore to a hamburger  (starpulse.com) (29)
(Some Hurley) Silly Because the world is such a sad place these days, here's photos of Hurley from LOST arm wrestling Mickey Mouse  (dispatchesfromtheisland.blogspot.com) (19)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Kate Gosselin reportedly very pleasant, easy to get along with, and the NBC Today Show staff had nothing but nice things to say about her after this morning's interview. Just kidding, she's a total b*tch  (suntimes.com) (145)
(BBC) Interesting OMG, my BFF Helen is tweeting an opera  (news.bbc.co.uk) (17)
(Some Guy) Interesting Kiefer Sutherland becomes TV's highest-paid actor, surpassing the mark set by the late Abe Vigoda  (itn.co.uk) (25)
(LA Times) Followup Director of the most recent Hulk film hints at a four-part Avenger movie, with each installment coming out in the same summer  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (48)
(YouTube) Stupid Miley Cyrus dances on a hot dog cart with a stripper pole, to the thrilled indifference of Teen Choice Awards audience  (youtube.com) (87)
(Orlando Sentinel) Sad "King of the Hill" will finally be killed and buried in lime with no headstone with an hour-long episode on September 13  (blogs.orlandosentinel.com) (222)
(The Hugo Awards) Spiffy From the World Science Fiction Convention in Montreal, here are the 2009 Hugo Awards. Winnes include Pixar, Neil Gaiman, Joss Whedon, Elizabeth Bear, John Scalzi, Kaja and Phil Foglio  (thehugoawards.org) (78)
(SFFMedia.com) Cool What happens when you mix Monty Python's Terry Gilliam with Philip K. Dick?  (sffmedia.com) (88)
(NY Mag) Interesting Have you ever wondered why conservative pundits keep agreeing to appear on the Daily Show?  (nymag.com) (186)
(Gawker) Stupid Chris Kattan gets in a fight with Jeremy Piven after making a sushi joke. Unfortunately, no one was hurt  (gawker.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Obvious Spider-Man musical running into sticky financial issues  (playbill.com) (28)
(Sun Journal (Maine)) Amusing "To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown Metamuciul that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that"  (sunjournal.com) (21)
(E! Online) Interesting Kathy Griffin shows up at the teen choice awards with Levi Johnston as her date, creating a vortex of suck more powerful than anything seen since Paris Hilton's last movie  (uk.eonline.com) (81)
(TMZ) Misc The replicators must be on the fritz because Geordi La Forge owes a grocery store over $2000  (tmz.com) (54)
(Newsday) Spiffy Christie Brinkley speaks out on wharrgarbl; Is still smokin' hot at 55  (newsday.com) (77)
(Google) Followup Elisabeth Hasselbeck welcomes another child, marking the third time where something that wasn't retarded came out of her  (google.com) (48)

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