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Sun June 21, 2009

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Us Magazine)		Ryan Seacrest, Lindsay Lohan planning surreality show (usmagazine.com)	(22)
		Lest we forget, let's wish a happy 88th birthday to the two and only Jane Russell (us.imdb.com)	(27)
(Some Guy)		LBJ signed Father's Day into law because he was inspired by James Brown's 'Papa's Got a Brand New Bag' (rickyretro.blogspot.com)	(25)
(movieline)		Early "Transformers 2" reviews reveal new robots Mudflap and Skids, which "are voiced in a way that clearly designates them to be the 'black' robots. Also, Skids has a gold front tooth and both cannot read" (movieline.com)	(242)
		Fox news has a PLAN to call "Troll 2" the worst movie ever. Subby thinks that NINE out of ten people FROM around here disagree. Fox must be from the OUTER reaches of good taste. Subby needs some SPACE to evaluate this assertion (foxnews.com)	(139)
		NY Post catalogs all the celebrity sex tapes floating around the Web (warning: slideshow and no naughty pics) (nypost.com)	(53)
		Young women desperate to copy the opulent lifestyles of celebrities lead to increase in bankruptcies (news.com.au)	(44)
		Sandra Bullock tops weekend box office for first time in ten years. Someone is greenlighting "Speed 3" as you read this (washingtonpost.com)	(43)
(Some Guy)		The 10 best 'Dad Moments' in film (bonus: not a slideshow) (screenjunkies.com)	(56)

Sat June 20, 2009

(Spiteful Critic)	Have you ever realized that "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "The Matrix" and "Harry Potter" are the same farking movie? (spitefulcritic.com)	(165)
	Bradley Whitford and Jane Kaczmarek have filed for divorce. Apparently, she really is like her on-screen characters (contactmusic.com)	(68)
	Will Ferrell can rest easy - "Land Of The Lost" may only be the second crappiest movie this summer (npr.org)	(103)
	Poll finds Cliff Huxtable is the number 1 TV dad. This is not a repeat from the 80's (upi.com)	(46)
	The 83-year-old Grand Ole Opry in Tennessee will offer different options for the hearing impaired. The plan will have singers to wear even more rhinestones that will captivate and mesmerize the older citizens (hosted.ap.org)	(12)
	"AfterScrubs" set in med school. You'd think they'd go there /before/ the hospital (ausiellofiles.ew.com)	(52)
	Man sent to jail for six months for pirating movie. Fark: It was "The Love Guru" (gizmodo.com)	(33)
	Is 'Bruno' harmful to gay and lesbian causes, or just really funny? (foxnews.com)	(67)
	Neil Patrick Harris announces he's not ready for motherhood (omg.yahoo.com)	(24)
(Some Guy)	Residents upset that reality show in their neighborhood is violating HOA covenants. "There's been people fined for having a little 1-foot statue of the Georgia Bulldog on their porch ... and they let this happen." (wsbtv.com)	(38)
(Some hombre)	The 10 Sexiest Mexican Women In The World (not safe for some workplaces) (manofest.com)	(103)
	Year One made Victoria Jackson cry (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(140)
(Some Nauseated Guy)	Mickey Rourke is starting to look like a slutty grandma (janetcharltonshollywood.com)	(28)
	The next "painting of light" by douchebag artist Thomas Kinkade will be of a check for $2.1 million to two art gallery owners he screwed over (consumerist.com)	(76)
	Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a relationship advice book. That's the same Jennifer Love Hewitt who called off her engagement, dated John Mayer and is now dating Jamie Kennedy (usmagazine.com)	(69)

Fri June 19, 2009

	Tony Hawk boarded through the White House. UPDATE: Tony Hawk waterboarded in Gitmo (tmz.com)	(29)
	And the sixth seal was opened and I saw a great earthquake, the sun turned black, the moon became blood red, stars fell to earth, the sky folded up like a scroll, mountains islands moved and a third Cyrus had come foward to be famous (starpulse.com)	(35)
	Ever wonder how a Porn movie ends...Well, wonder no more with the 'Porn Spoiler Database' (comedycentral.com)	(57)
	Oliva Munn as close to naked as possible in latest ... you've stopped reading already, haven't you? (Not safe for work-ish) (wwtdd.com)	(62)
	Season two of Dollhouse may include lesbians, child soldiers, and, crazily enough, Nathan Fillion (hollywoodcrush.mtv.com)	(40)
	Teen Wolf 3 (slashfilm.com)	(15)
(Some Guy)	Top 10 female celebrity douchebags. Yes, she's on there. Yeah . . . her too. Yup, all five of them made it (manofest.com)	(86)
	Shia LaBeouf: "I don't even really know what it is I do for a living" (guardian.co.uk)	(26)
	Seven badasses that have wussy hobbies. Okay, six badasses and Johnny Depp, but still (spike.com)	(35)
	Abe Vigoda wants us all to know: "I'm still not dead" (tmz.com)	(25)
	Trailer for Woody Harrelson's "Zombieland." His mother always told him someday he'd be good at something (popwatch.ew.com)	(40)
	Christina Ricci completes the hot chicks without bras on cold days trifecta. Post comes with picture recap (starpulse.com)	(79)
	Michelle Pfeiffer hates being called a cougar. Just because she has sexual escapades with men half her age and is still sexually attractive at 51 doesn't mean she's a cougar (contactmusic.com)	(54)
(Some Chic List)	The top 25 women who shook up sci-fi. The debate from your parents basement begins to the right (totalscifionline.com)	(141)
	Noted First Amendment scholar Lynne Spears discusses the finer points of defamation law (msnbc.msn.com)	(10)
	Bündchendeoven (msnbc.msn.com)	(50)
	New pics of Monica Bellucci playing a sorceress. Now go play with your wand (slashfilm.com)	(56)
	Producer says gore and violence will be toned down for upcoming "Rambo 5." John Rambo to carry a walkie-talkie and explain to various ethnic groups the error of their ways (movieblog.ugo.com)	(43)
(Unreality)	The 10 most polarizing movies of the decade. Not all are really polarizing, since everybody hated "Vanilla Sky" (unrealitymag.com)	(231)
	Sign of the apocalypse: John Cusack in an apocalypse movie (blogs.tampabay.com)	(51)
	Jack White's new band, "The Dead Weather" made its lame debut last night on Conan [video awfulness] (music-mix.ew.com)	(121)
	Letterman to Danny DeVito: "what's up with you being drunk off your ass during interviews?" DeVito: "uh....wat?" [video goodness] (gawker.com)	(51)
	Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of the disapearing TV song that is no longer there for you (nydailynews.com)	(145)
	That's not a tax probe. THIS is a tax probe (news.com.au)	(8)
	Twilight fans are so annoying that Robert Pattinson would rather throw himself in front of a taxi than deal with them (ca.news.yahoo.com)	(101)
	Don Murphy options Corey Doctorow's "Little Brother." Plans to make a movie so hip that even the hipsters will see it (slashfilm.com)	(19)
	Andy Dick protesting the way McDonald's kills chickens, dressed as the Anti-Ronald. With even more bizarre than usual Dick pics (wbbm780.com)	(66)
(Some Guy)	Pixar delivers 10-year old girl's dying wish (ocregister.com)	(446)
	Woody Allen eyes Carla Bruni for film role, adoption (reuters.com)	(13)
	Ebert: "Harold Ramis is one of the nicest people I've met in the movie business, and I'm so sorry 'Year One' happened to him" (rogerebert.suntimes.com)	(55)
	Someone got injured on the set of Russell Crowe's new Robin Hood film. Details are sketchy, which probably means Crowe snapped and stabbed the guy (contactmusic.com)	(24)
	Dave Eggers completes novel-version of Where the Wild Things Are, but the real heartbreaking work of staggering genius is the fur dust jacket the book is enclosed in. Furries around the world just found their summer reading materials (pastemagazine.com)	(26)

Thu June 18, 2009

	Sandra Bullock slams romantic comedies' poor writing, punctuation (3news.co.nz)	(50)
	"I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged by such things as laws against incest. My feathers are just too bright. Oh Andy Dufresne, you should see the ass on my step-grandaughter" (thesuperficial.com)	(73)
	Ashton Kutcher urges US government not to intervene in Iran (uk.news.yahoo.com)	(105)
	Andie Macdowell, who hasn't done anything relevant since "Groundhog Day," says that Hollywood is ageist and there aren't enough roles for women over the age of 40 (contactmusic.com)	(93)
	In depth interview with Sawyer from Lost: "At one point during the photo shoot, I spotted a member of our crew discreetly pick up one of Holloway's shirts and give it a good long sniff. Seriously." (popwatch.ew.com)	(26)
(Some Guy)	Ron Jeremy was an extra in Ghostbusters. No he was not Slimer (protoncharging.com)	(76)
(AfterEllen.com)	Australian model is doing it wrong, comes out of the closet AFTER she is eliminated from Top Model contest (afterellen.com)	(29)
	Old and busted: John Edward "talks to the dead". New hotness: John Edward talks to the brain dead (foxnews.com)	(51)
	Michael Bay hangs it up regarding the Transformer franchise. Too bad this announcement comes a movie late (movies.ign.com)	(200)
	Woody Allen: Being on location in New York City is getting harder to do......what with all the Megan's Law hassles and everything (usatoday.com)	(53)
	Levi Johnston has hired a dual bodyguard/manager to make it in L.A. under the moniker "Ricky Hollywood". I can see the FAIL from my house (defamer.gawker.com)	(267)
	Olivia Munn cast in "Iron Man 2", likely playing an annoyingly overzealous newsbabe who has trouble reading copy (slashfilm.com)	(147)
(Some Guy)	Megan Fox to adoring fan - DO NOT WANT (celebrityclubber.com)	(112)
	American Idol runner-up David Archuleta's dad arrested in massage parlor bust. His attorney says he went in for a back problem, but America voted, and we think not (myfoxdc.com)	(14)
	Legendary comedy director Harold Ramis talks about his upcoming Biblically epic box-office disaster "Year One" (cinematical.com)	(102)
	Billy Joel's wife (27) suddenly realizes "holy crap, this dude's like, MEGA-OLD (60) and ....eww he's short." and divorcilarity ensues (gawker.com)	(70)
	Just in time for Iran crisis, rumors swirl that ABC will shift venerable "Nightline" to prime time in order to capture more viewers, replace irrelevant 6:30pm evening news (tunedin.blogs.time.com)	(10)

Wed June 17, 2009

	Owen Wilson to star in a remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "Vertigo" (nydailynews.com)	(57)
	Meg White, lead singer of the Ting Tings, developed kidney problems because Glastonbury's toilets weren't clean enough for her tinkle tinkles (contactmusic.com)	(57)
(Some Guy)	First Twitter serves as the voice of the people in Iran. Now Twitter serves as the voice of the people in America - and America REALLY hates Heidi Montag and that guy (celebrityclubber.com)	(40)
	Film adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson's first book "Hells Angels" in the works (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(48)
	It hasn't been revealed publicly, but Sean Penn is in drug rehab. Maybe he picked up a kilo of souvenirs on that visit to see Hugo Chavez (gawker.com)	(24)
(Some Guy)	'The Hills' star Stephanie Pratt: "The MTV reality show made me bulimic." So? Who hasn't thrown up watching that show? (realitytvworld.com)	(36)
(MovieHole)	The rumor-mill Hollywood "insider" horror story of the day: Nolan MAY NOT return for Batman 3 (moviehole.net)	(116)
	Man who lost his house and car walks 2,200 miles to hand-deliver his audition tape to "Survivor" producers, told he is "too nice" to be on the show (news.cincinnati.com)	(50)
(Some Guy)	Jada Pinkett Smith laughs off rumours that she and Will are gay swingers, denies Men in Black is a euphemism (entertainment.uk.msn.com)	(74)
(New York Magazine)	How crazy were the people protesting David Letterman yesterday? This crazy (nymag.com)	(219)
(Some Guy)	Sean Penn drops out of "Three Stooges" movie to spend more time flipping the on/off switch with his marriage. Why I oughta (accesshollywood.com)	(62)
(TVGUIDE)	Alec Baldwin says he "seriously" considered suicide after his insulting voicemail to his daughter was made public. Says the only thing that stopped him was his hatred for Kim Basinger.....and friendship with Whoopi Goldberg. WUT (tvguide.com)	(63)
	The 10 worst musical movie moments ever (denofgeek.com)	(116)
	Clark Gable's granddaughter not giving a dammmmmmm (with Not safe for work pics) (dailymail.co.uk)	(71)
	Betty White begged to do a nude scene in "The Proposal" but was turned down. What the hell type of world denies us such a gift? (video interview) (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(50)

Tue June 16, 2009

	ABC's "V" remake spoilers - Potentially a reboot worth peeling back the skin on? (tvblog.ugo.com)	(79)
(Some Guy)	Happy Captain Picard Day (geeksaresexy.net)	(70)
(Some Guy)	Batman set to match diabolical vocal wits with Dr. Horrible himself, in upcoming musical episode of "Brave and the Bold" (tvguidemagazine.com)	(33)
	HBO's 'True Blood' second season premiere gets biggest HBO audience since 'The Sopranos.' Having Anna Paquin nekkid couldn't have hurt (thrfeed.com)	(129)
	Every single thing Lohan has stolen, snorted and sniffed all in one wrap sheet (blogs.nypost.com)	(36)
(Broadcasting and Cable)	Artie Lange says HBO Sports president told him to "go nuts" on "Joe Buck Live" if it got boring, which of course it did (broadcastingcable.com)	(43)
	LeBeouf Confirms 'Indiana Jones 5′ (backseatcuddler.com)	(143)
	Lenny Kravitz says sticking to his vow of celibacy is "very hard". I bet it is (starpulse.com)	(25)
	TLC's solution to save failing shows is to do crossover episodes with the widely viewed Jon & Kate Plus 8. Last month: Ace of Cakes. This month: American Chopper. Subby can't wait for the Miami Ink crossover (tvwatch.people.com)	(100)
	Will Smith's wife lets him have sex with other women at parties. "I have GOT to get me one of THESE." (thesun.co.uk)	(82)
	Katy Perry is suing Australian fashion designer Katie Perry, who has a fashion line named Katie Perry, over use of any form of the name "Katy Perry". Katy Perry (starpulse.com)	(99)
(Some Guy)	CBS quarantine neighborhood by surrounding it with a 20 foot concrete wall for a reality show (thrfeed.com)	(64)
	Christina Aguilera turned down front row tickets to a Britney Spears concert, laughing sarcastically. Holy crap, subby has something in common with Christina Aguilera (examiner.com)	(39)
	Diane, I was on the internet and read that Kyle Maclachlan wants to bring Twin Peaks back in a series of five-minute webisodes. I need a slice of cherry pie and a damn fine cup of coffee (contactmusic.com)	(69)
(Deadline Hollywood)	Guy who took the "music" out of Music Television and replaced it with reality shows about pretty cementheads is leaving MTV (deadlinehollywooddaily.com)	(75)
(Some Guy)	Drew Carey's cameo appearance to make CBS' "The Bold and the Beautiful" 50% less accurate (realitytvworld.com)	(12)
	Woman spends more than $200,000 impersonating Britney Spears, even during her bald-head trainwreck period. "I feel there's almost a spiritual connection between us." (dailymail.co.uk)	(57)
(SciFiWire)	Producer denies G.I. Joe director has been fired (scifiwire.com)	(110)
	Running late for the awards ceremony and don't have anything to wear? If you have Reynolds Wrap you do (dailymail.co.uk)	(38)
	Platinum Dunes talks about the Friday the 13th remake sequel: Jason, killing and playing in the snow, in 3D? Yes, if the producers get what they want (movieblog.ugo.com)	(38)
	Katie Holmes is going to guest on So You Think You Can Dance. After all, she's already mastered "The Robot" (usmagazine.com)	(19)
	Letterman's balls fall off (reuters.com)	(298)

Mon June 15, 2009

	Baby to Carnie Wilson: "Release me." (contactmusic.com)	(26)
	Remember that rumor that Timothy Dalton would be on Doctor Who? It's true and more. Beware major spoilers for Tennant's final story (io9.com)	(56)
(TV Squad)	Chris Hansen is finding it hard to tell people to have a seat over there because they already know who he is. Tom Green and Sacha Baron Cohen feel his pain (video) (tvsquad.com)	(65)
	Lindsay Lohan under investigation after $45,000 worth of jewelry that she really liked and "asking if she could have" at a recent photoshoot mysteriously went missing (starpulse.com)	(62)
	In a move so obvious Miss Cleo could've predicted it: Captain America is coming back from the dead (comics.ign.com)	(97)
	And the culprit behind the X-Men Origins: Wolverine leak is... Rupert Murdoch (io9.com)	(34)
	Megan Fox attends German Transformers 2 premiere wearing only a red silk curtain and apparently, theater was very cold. w/pics (wwtdd.com)	(224)
	The live-action remake of "Akira" is dead. Sources close to the project blame the film's failure on TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (chud.com)	(86)
	Darren Aronofsky's "Robocop" remake delayed until 2011. Thank you for your cooperation (io9.com)	(73)
	MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice set to appear together on new reality show. U Won't Watch This (contactmusic.com)	(47)
(Us)	Nia Vardalos complains about Hollywood's double standard between overweight actors and actresses. She sounds fat (usmagazine.com)	(63)