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Sun June 14, 2009
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(Starpulse) Silly Miley Cyrus "shatters" her clean cut image by getting her nose pierced. Because being 15 and dating a 19-year-old apparently didn't accomplish that  (starpulse.com) (134)
(Variety) Followup "The Hangover" tops the box office for a second weekend in a row, which just goes to show you that people would rather see Mike Tyson, tigers and penises than whatever Eddie Murphy's doing these days  (variety.com) (106)
(Now Magazine) Scary Simon Cowell's reign of terror continues: he wants to buy the rights to "Saturday Night Fever" and film a remake starring Zac Efron  (nowmagazine.co.uk) (35)
(Townhall) Interesting Sarah Palin would no doubt be horrified by the idea, but there's a chance she could become the same boon to David Letterman's career that Hugh Grant was to Jay Leno's  (townhall.com) (134)
(Yahoo) Amusing Truimph the Insult Comic Dog skewers Bonaroo. In other news, some people still apparently care about Triumph the Insult Comic Dog  (news.yahoo.com) (80)
(AP) Followup Hundreds of celebrities and hangers-on honor David Carradine at funeral  T-Shirt  (hosted.ap.org) (43)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Silly Cool: "Harry Potter 6" has 12 minutes in 3-D that will only be shown in IMAX theaters. Fark: No IMAX theaters will show "Harry Potter 6" until it's been out two weeks everywhere else  (hollywoodreporter.com) (64)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Ex-Fox News movie critic who reviewed pirated copy of "X-Men: Wolverine" blames Scientology for his firing  (nydailynews.com) (32)

Sat June 13, 2009
(Paste Magazine) Interesting "City of God", "Y Tu Mama Tambien", "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and 22 other essential foreign films of the last decade  (pastemagazine.com) (257)
(Media Matters) Amusing Bill O'Reilly gets his ass handed to him by Salon.com editor Joan Walsh [video goodness]  (mediamatters.org) (449)
(YouTube) Video Teaser for Michael Moore's new movie. This is one even conservatives will get behind  (youtube.com) (145)
(Wordpress) Amusing TV's Top 10 most unappreciated actors of the decade  (pbrl.wordpress.com) (126)
(MSNBC) Misc Billy Ray Cyrus says only a year of Hannah Montana left, a lifetime of awkward father-daughter tension to remain  (msnbc.msn.com) (38)
(People Magazine) Stupid When one D-list celebrity rants and raves about another D-list celebrity, does anyone really care?  (feeds.people.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Obvious Lost's Matthew Fox calls the final season fairly confusing. "You're not going to please all the people all the time..."  (tvguide.com) (59)
(Wired) Amusing 10 tips to ensure your that your progeny live long, but do not prosper  (wired.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Amusing Dustin Hoffman as Millhouse, frighteningly awesome Celebrity Simpsons Cast  (photos.momlogic.com) (72)
(Yahoo) Sad Fall of the House of Usher  (news.yahoo.com) (53)
(WorldNetDaily) Amusing The new Miss California is as homophobic as the last Miss California, but at least has the right attitude. "I think it's hilarious right now that the world is turning to beauty queens for the answers..."  (worldnetdaily.com) (99)

Fri June 12, 2009
(Radar Magazine) Obvious Miss USA pageant officials respond -- point by point -- to fired Carrie Prejean's complaints, with relevent passages in her contract highlighted in bold text for her  (radaronline.com) (122)
(CNN) Cool Scorsese joins group making classics of cinema available to anyone with a web connection. Now go get your shinebox  (cnn.com) (21)
(USA Today) Unlikely M.C. Hammer has a reality show, and will be back in the mansion on the hill soon: "It's a cross between the Huxtable family on The Cosby Show and Good Times"  (usatoday.com) (30)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Most-watched TV show in the world stars a British actor playing a crazy American misanthrope drug addict stuck in New Jersey  (popwatch.ew.com) (80)
(LA Times) Followup At least 16 more unpublicized cases of HIV-Positive porn actors and actresses. Seriously, you might want to get that looked at  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (140)
(TMZ) Obvious Betty White puts Jimmy Fallon and frat boys everywhere to shame by playing beer pong on Late Night. Proving once again that Betty White is the coolest old woman ever  (tmz.com) (68)
(Some Guy) Stupid The Sex and The City sequel will be all topical and stuff  (wwd.com) (28)
(Variety) Interesting Writer asks "Is Nightline worth saving?" Subby asks "Nightline is still on?"  (weblogs.variety.com) (25)
(TMZ) Strange New Kids On The Block tour is packin' them in...at the Waffle House? Suck it, Kid Rock  (tmz.com) (27)
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy Guillermo del Toro confirms Elrond will be returning to Middle-Earth  (news-briefs.ew.com) (109)
(Examiner) Fail The 14 biggest box office bombs, including the film that only grossed $30  (examiner.com) (164)
(Reuters) Stupid Joy Behar to follow Nancy Grace on new Headline News show, ensuring your TV will want to throw itself into the bathtub if you insist on watching  (reuters.com) (25)
(Contact Music) Followup "I'm Jessica Alba, I'm Jessica Alba, I'm cleared of all charges, I'M JESSICA ALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"  (contactmusic.com) (162)
(ABC2News Baltimore) Interesting Anne Hathaway upstaged by raccoon  (abc2news.com) (75)
(Telegraph) Asinine Madonna has been allowed to adopt the entire continent of Africa and the starting lineup of the Knicks  (telegraph.co.uk) (19)
(Yahoo) Asinine Megan Fox: Stop Comparing Me to Angelina Jolie. I mean please don't write about it in big headlines that have my and Jolie's name together. Please stop, and by that I mean don't  (movies.yahoo.com) (92)
(thelondonpaper) Cool "I decided the best way to show my appreciation was by putting a bunch of old toilets and some live chicken nuggets in their museum"  (thelondonpaper.com) (15)
(Daily Mail) Amusing It was only a matter of time before somebody noticed that Megan Fox had sharp knees  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)
(Dlisted) Cool No this is not a mugshot of a meth-addled street walker, but Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett in "The Runaways"  (dlisted.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Followup "Oh, that's gotta hurt" 'My Name is Earl" gets passed on by TBS, and is now officially cancelled  (thrfeed.com) (111)
(IMDB) Fail Paris Hilton copyrights "That's Huge". Subby files patent for "Thanks"  (imdb.com) (88)

Thu June 11, 2009
(IMDB) Spiffy Swamp Thing's main squeeze turns 64 today. Yes, like the fist of an angry God  (imdb.com) (65)
(BBC) Ironic Yoko Ono wins a lifetime achievement award for her music  (news.bbc.co.uk) (46)
(Cinematical) Amusing Megan Fox is a complete CGI fabrication... a BISEXUAL CGI fabrication  (cinematical.com) (203)
(SlashFilm) Fail GI Joe Pre Screenings said to be a disaster. Paramount possibly looking for new Director  (robertoflackchronicles.com) (156)
(MSNBC) Weird Chas---y Bono, yes there's something missing, that's the plan, Sir  (alternativehealthjournal.com) (236)
(Some Guy) Amusing David Letterman is right, Sarah Palin does look like a slutty flight attendant  (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com) (334)
(Some Guy) Dumbass How long of a trip do you need to go on to justify loading up two cars full of your entourage and bodyguards? A) 45 miles 2) 45 kilometers c) 45 feet  (idontlikeyouinthatway.com) (28)
(TMZ) Interesting Rachael Ray warns people not to buy crappy products claiming to have her endorsement. You should only buy crappy products she's officially endorsed  (tmz.com) (50)
(Contact Music) Silly John Cleese had eye surgery to correct a problem. No word if it was an injury caused by Otto West  (contactmusic.com) (27)
(Fox News) Followup Meet the new Miss California: less homophobic, more likely to show up for work, less likely to blame it on teh gaye, more hot, less retarded, and more SFW. Om nom nom nom  (foxnews.com) (114)
(Broadcast) Obvious Financial struggles of British TV industry forcing Brit actors to follow Hugh Laurie to Hollywood, take our American acting jerbs  (broadcastnow.co.uk) (57)
(Gizmodo) Unlikely R2-D2 was found in Star Trek, all evidence shows that it was shopped  (gizmodo.com) (142)
(Contact Music) Followup Madonna set to meet Jesus's family. She used to be like a virgin, so there's at least one conversation starter  (contactmusic.com) (22)
(Contact Music) Fail Eddie Murphy says that he has not been approached to play the riddler, a "role made famous by Jim Carrey in 1995's Batman Forever"  (contactmusic.com) (122)
(Contact Music) Followup Hugh Hefner will be the godfather to Kendra's baby. Well, at least we know the kid's gonna get one helluva sweet sixteen gift  (contactmusic.com) (33)
(Some Guy) Obvious "I'm sure Adam (Lambert) can f*cking sing 10 times better than Mick Jagger, but who gives a sh*t . . . He ain't f*cking Mick Jagger. You know what I mean?"  (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com) (108)
(Some Guy) Amusing The five biggest "summer blockbuster" duds of all time; next year's list to include Land of the Lost  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (134)
(Now Magazine) Amusing Five bottles of wine and "something that resembled a smoking apparatus" led Brad Pitt to his role in "Inglorious Basterds"  (nowmagazine.co.uk) (20)
(theGauntlet) Followup If you enjoyed watching Bret Michaels get crushed at the Tony's, wait till you see the injury photos  (thegauntlet.com) (50)
(Starpulse) Obvious Julia Roberts looks forward to horsing around with Javier Bardem  (starpulse.com) (17)
(LA Times) Scary Porn actress tests positive for HIV. EVERYBODY PROPHYLACTIC  (latimes.com) (149)

Wed June 10, 2009
(MSNBC) Followup Carrie Prejean will experience opposite employment and such  (msnbc.msn.com) (325)
(Deceiver) Ironic Chris Brown is worried that someone will hurt him  (deceiver.com) (27)
(Contact Music) Spiffy Ben Stiller wants a job with the Mexican government. That's outsourcing we can believe in  (contactmusic.com) (14)
(Contact Music) Cool We're off to see the wizard, the digitally remastered Wizard of Oz  (contactmusic.com) (88)
(Missoulian) Hero Bank deposit bag containing over $8000 found and returned by R. Lee Ermey. Filthy maggots  (missoulian.com) (178)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Cameron Diaz: "We don't need any more kids. We have plenty of people on this planet."  (dailymail.co.uk) (99)
(Mirror.co.uk) Strange Michael Jackson wants a multi-ethnic child choir for his comeback concerts. And each kid must know sign language. And then it gets weird  (mirror.co.uk) (26)
(Gawker) Sad It was as if a million birds cried out at once and were silenced  (gawker.com) (106)
(Some Guy) Sad Dawson's marriage is up a creek  (postchronicle.com) (31)
(Yahoo) Weird Russian police have a new weapon to slow traffic. A spike strip? No. A speed camera? No. Brad Pitt? N...Yes  (news.yahoo.com) (17)
(io9) Cool The highly-anticipated "Y: The Last Man" movie just got a whole lot better  (io9.com) (86)
(Cracked) Amusing Six publicity stunts that fooled everyone. But not you, because you called shenanigans early on... you just didn't tell anyone (Some pics Not safe for work)  (cracked.com) (218)
(Philebrity) Amusing Danny DeVito continues his streak of showing up drunk on camera, this time live on local TV at 8 in the morning (video)  (philebrity.com) (37)
(MeeHive) Interesting SAG ratifies new 2 year movie/TV deal. Similar to old deal, concluding that even the SAG is out of new ideas  (meehive.com) (6)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Last week: Celebrity accidentally hangs himself in hotel room closet. This week: Celebrity lives, but has to scream for help after accidentally gluing herself to hotel room bed  (dailymail.co.uk) (61)
(SFGate) Interesting Kyra Sedgwick opens up about being swindled by Bernie Madoff, remains scandalously hot  (sfgate.com) (95)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool Fox says, "Ridley Scott or bust" on the Alien prequel  (aintitcool.com) (87)
(Hulu) Video Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter get an urge to explore the great outdoors, so they take a canoe and venture the mighty Los Angeles River  (hulu.com) (74)
(Radar Magazine) Interesting David Carradine saw God during moments of intense sexual activity  (radaronline.com) (57)
(Paste Magazine) Cool Q&A with Steven Wright who, after 20 years, still hasn't figured out what to add to powdered water  (pastemagazine.com) (98)
(Gawker) Spiffy Ron Burkle paid Paris Hilton for girl-on-girl action, had a private jet called Air Fark One  (gawker.com) (87)
(TMZ) PSA Jessica Alba apologizes for defaming Oklahoma City with shark posters, also doesn't like some of the shark lovers as much now  (tmz.com) (74)

Tue June 09, 2009
(MSN) Scary Heidi Montag informs the world she was once so poor she couldn't even buy tampons. Social injustice like that makes submitter see red  (tv.msn.com) (65)
(IGN) Interesting Two productions race to get their DeLorean biopics to the screen. Let's see if these bastards can do 90  (movies.ign.com) (48)
(Contact Music) Strange Toni Braxton impersonator acquitted. Too bad they can't unbreak her heart, too  (contactmusic.com) (16)
(Some Guy) Silly J.J. Abrams' blockbuster hit still has to rack up $19 million US box-office dollars to knock off the inflation-adjusted bald chick and shiny lightshow for best performing "Star Trek" ever. How illogical  (airlockalpha.com) (76)
(Yahoo) Hero Ashton Kutcher calls for special ops action against North Korea  (uk.news.yahoo.com) (356)
(LA Times) Followup David Carradine's death -- fishnet stockings, lingerie, a wig -- gets stranger  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (133)
(Warming Glow) Obvious 30 Rock is the Muppet Show rebooted  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (89)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Bradley Cooper and Liam Neeson reportedly star in upcoming big-screen A-Team adaptation. I love it when a cast comes together  (news-briefs.ew.com) (144)
(Some Guy) Obvious Adam Lambert: 'I Don't Think It Should Be A Surprise... I'm Gay'  (accesshollywood.com) (138)
(SlashFilm) Followup "Scream 4: Career Death Rattle" will not be a remake, but the beginning of a new trilogy. Oh, that makes it all better  (slashfilm.com) (45)
(MSNBC) Obvious In divorce papers, David Carradine's fourth wife alleged that he was into "abhorrent and deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly."  (msnbc.msn.com) (86)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Interesting Kingpin may be the villain in "Spider-Man 4: The Quest for Less Suck."  (aintitcool.com) (180)
(Yahoo) Sad Kenny Rankin is now peaceful  (news.yahoo.com) (22)
(Hot Air) Dumbass Megan Fox goes from "Hottest person in Hollywood with no talent" to "Hottest bigot in Hollywood with no talent."  (hotair.com) (244)

Mon June 08, 2009
(Salon) Amusing Pixar makes nine excellent films and gazillions of dollars. None of them happen to have a female lead. Cue outraged feminist  (open.salon.com) (183)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The actors who wussied out of Sylvester Stallone's all-star action epic "The Expendables" and the reasons why they chickened out  (denofgeek.com) (46)
(io9) Cool Good news everyone- Futurama is coming back on the air. What? Oh never mind that, that's just a new device I invented that makes people read headlines in the voice of a 135-year-old scientist  (io9.com) (134)
(Paste Magazine) Strange Another sign that Hollywood is out of ideas: The studio that recently announced it would be filming movie versions of Monopoly, Candy Land and Battleship, just announced plans to produce a movie version of Where's Waldo?  (pastemagazine.com) (22)
(Homestar Runner) Followup Will the ex-commandos find the Topplegangers? Will Gunhaver ever have gun back? Will anyone find this cartoon funny? Click to the left to find out  (homestarrunner.com) (18)
(Starpulse) Obvious Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again relationship is on. Again  (starpulse.com) (35)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Posh Spice caught wearing denim hot pants at LAX. The Daily Mail is there  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)
(Starpulse) Dumbass R&B singer Cassie blames "Gmail" and "hackers" for leaking her nude photos. That she took. And uploaded to her computer. And emailed to people  (starpulse.com) (98)
(New York Daily News) Scary Brooke Shields settles with National Enquirer after reporters checked her mother out of nursing home  (nydailynews.com) (49)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting "Land of the Lost," which "had the stink of death on it long before this weekend," may signal the end of America's affection for Will Ferrell  (popwatch.ew.com) (220)
(Some Guy) Interesting T5 to be set in London. Skynet to build Terminators out of unused dental equipment  (bleedingcool.com) (107)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Rihanna has moved on with her life and doesn't give any thought towards Chris Brown anymore. Just kidding, she has an elaborate revenge scheme in the works  (nowmagazine.co.uk) (48)
(Contact Music) Asinine Stupid: UCLA students demand that James Franco be removed as their commencement speaker, insisting that he lacks "wisdom and perspective." Asinine: their replacement is Linkin Park guitarist Brad Delson  (contactmusic.com) (77)
(Contact Music) Strange Ashton Kutcher terrified by doll collection, dignified behavior  (contactmusic.com) (42)
(UPI) Sad Distant relative of Leo Tolstoy facing hard times, just keeps going on and on about it  T-Shirt  (upi.com) (18)
(Fox News) Dumbass Reality TV chef in trouble for suggesting that carpet does not make a good first course  (foxnews.com) (79)
(Breitbart.com) Spiffy Angela Lansbury becomes only the second person to win five Tony Awards. In other news, Angela Lansbury is still alive  (breitbart.com) (47)
(News.com.au) Unlikely David Carradine killed by same assassins who murdered Bruce Lee. Next target: Chuck Norris  (news.com.au) (88)

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