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Sun June 07, 2009

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(theGauntlet)		Bret Michaels crushed by set at Tony Awards (thegauntlet.com)	(111)
		Sixty years of busting bodices and bulging biceps. Harlequin Romances expected to continue to sell well as long as submitter's mom is still alive (cnn.com)	(46)
		While the Fresh Prince is busy making millions of dollars in movies, DJ Jazzy Jeff is busy getting kicked out of Kansas City's entertainment district (kansascity.com)	(74)
(Some babyfat)		You know how sometimes, you see Ryan Seacrest and you just want to kinda punch him in his face? This vintage picture will show you why (perezhilton.com)	(77)
(Deadline Hollywood)		Hollywood producers explain modern-day product placement rules; "Will Smith won't get in a Cadillac or put on glasses without a deal" (deadlinehollywooddaily.com)	(50)
(Some Guy)		A Trekkie looks back at his ongoing mission (nst.com.my)	(21)
		How the studio's commercially forced PG-13 rating dragged Sam Raimi's "Drag Me To Hell" to box-office oblivion (popwatch.ew.com)	(109)
		Jennie McCarthy answers your question... Yes, she does want polio to come back (time.com)	(148)
		Carradine family asks the FBI to determine who rubbed out David, will have HBO's forensics master Baden perform autopsy (nypost.com)	(85)
		Family of Heidi Montag claims NBC tortured her and put her in the hospital. Oddly, 'torture' didn't include reading without moving lips (examiner.com)	(55)
(Some Guy)		Conan responds to Super Mario comparison in latest show, needs a magic mushroom (with working video goodness) (celebrityclubber.com)	(47)
		We have seen horse whisperers, dog whisperers, ghost whisperers and even a truth whisperer. Arrrr you ready to see a Pirate Whisperer? Not even if it has Samuel L. Jackson in it? (news.yahoo.com)	(10)
		Emma Watson finally agrees with the rest of us (dailymail.co.uk)	(211)

Sat June 06, 2009

(Some Guy)	For D Day: Making the classic film 'The Longest Day' was no day at the beach. Especially when producer Darryl F. Zanuck had to deal with one pissed off John Wayne (rickyretro.blogspot.com)	(101)
	Network-TV news critic shocked that important stories like Sotomayor nomination and Obama's Egypt speech run on same program as Angelina and Jon & Kate updates. It's almost as if non-news was news (washingtonpost.com)	(27)
	Doug Reinhardt on girlfriend Paris Hilton: "She's an amazing girl and a great businesswoman. She's the sweetest, most humble, hardworking girl." Bizarro Superman no approve of Bizarro Paris Hilton, too (nowmagazine.co.uk)	(41)
	Despite billions in spending, countless TV ads, multiple extensions, millions will lose TV reception when digital conversion is finally completed next week (msnbc.msn.com)	(63)
	Ric Romero reports: Teens like morbid, goth-y entertainment (online.wsj.com)	(22)
	Will Ferrell has Will Ferrelled another movie (eonline.com)	(166)
	Peter Jackson to appear at his first Comic-Con. Security beefed up to keep nerds from trying to cling to their precious (news-briefs.ew.com)	(24)
	Unfortunately for the woman suing "Bruno", the whole thing was caught on tape (reuters.com)	(48)
(Some Actress)	Caption this very concerned Kate Winslet (img7.imageshack.us)	(83)
	Paula Abdul not sure if she will return to American Idol next season, will let the truckload of money decide for her (mtv.com)	(15)
(Webster is my biatch)	John Stamos, not having the prestige of a gig like "America's Funniest Videos" is hard at work "conceptualizing" a big screen version of "Full House" (webstersismybitch.com)	(36)
	Dr Who fan buried in Tardis shaped coffin, complete with flashing blue light, while friends and family read Dr Who quotes (mirror.co.uk)	(46)

Fri June 05, 2009

	To add to her list of troubles, Lindsay Lohan is slowly morphing into Mr. Bean (wwtdd.com)	(69)
(Some Sad Guy)	Rose McGowan beats out Kate Beckinsale for Barbarella role. Welcome to Bizarro World (tonight.co.za)	(104)
	"Enter the Dragon" villain Shih Ken dies at 96. Goodnight, Mr. Han-man (movies.yahoo.com)	(53)
	Nintendo is suing over Conan's new set. Just kidding, they think it great (kotaku.com)	(64)
(Some Guy)	Amy Winehouse wants "black kids" which would really match her liver (bossip.com)	(35)
	Kate Winslet was worried her V wasn't hairy enough to properly portray a dyslexic Nazi (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(303)
	Kwai Chang Came (msnbc.msn.com)	(417)
	While you were all distracted by things like the war in the Middle East and the Tiananmen square anniversary, a French judge may have put the first nail into the coffin of reality television (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk)	(187)
(Some Guy)	Top 10 bacon movie moments (reelzchannel.com)	(58)
	The 15 most overlooked classic directors from before Hollywood was out of ideas (upi.com)	(27)
	Susan Boyle has won some unexpected fans in the form of a far-right Russian party, possibly because she reminds them of a bear (stuff.co.nz)	(16)
	Oprah seriously pissed off that Newsweek would dare to suggest that promoting health advice of people like Jenny McCarthy, Suzanne Somers might be unwise (hollyscoop.com)	(100)
	TV Critics are asked to name the best shows of the 2000s. Somehow, Shasta McNasty fails to make the list (variety.com)	(184)

Thu June 04, 2009

	Would you pay for a Hulu subscription? News Corp, the company which owns the popular website, is hoping your answer is yes (slashfilm.com)	(172)
	10 movie mascots you didn't want for your nation. If you were taking a Rorschach test where you had to come up with a movie character in response to the name of a country, these, sadly, are among the likeliest contenders (denofgeek.com)	(88)
	Phil Spector using Twitter to tell the world about his new friendship with a cockroach? Yeah, that was all fake. Must. Not. Use. Newsflash (contactmusic.com)	(11)
	Denise Richards is currently on her fourth set of breasts. Apparently, Charlie Sheen is a little rough on cleavage (contactmusic.com)	(42)
	David Eddings is dead. Mara once again inconsolable. In related news, position of Guardian of the Orb of Aldur just opened up (scifi.about.com)	(190)
	Is Conan's new 'Tonight Show' set from Super Mario? (thrfeed.com)	(128)
(Some Guy)	Extreme Home Makeover, Chapter 13 Edition (wsbtv.com)	(44)
	'70s sitcom writer Michael Ross dies at 89; will be buried between a straight man and a wacky, offbeat guy (chicagotribune.com)	(11)
	Whitney Houston's new album to hit the streets in September, expected to crack the top 10 (hosted.ap.org)	(29)
	Ricci back on the market, said to be looking for pale friend to tie her to a radiator (upi.com)	(109)
	Nicolas Cage resorts to hiring a voodoo priestess to remove the "curse" on NY movie set (dailystab.com)	(24)
	Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz is expecting a baby and loves flaunting her ever burgeoning belly. She may need a wheel barrow before long. (pics) (bittenandbound.com)	(42)
	In an effort to "spread her brand to the Arab world", Paris Hilton heading to Dubai to film an episode of her reality show. Glass. Parking. Lot (justnews.com)	(48)
	Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok (people.com)	(783)
(Some Guy)	Eminem on the Bruno teabag incident at the MTV Movie Awards: "I'm thrilled that we pulled this off......and I can't wait to do it again. Privately." (popeater.com)	(36)
	Cameron Diaz thinks a bigger ass will help her career (contactmusic.com)	(69)
(Some Guy)	Tthheeaattrree oowwnneerrss bbeehhiinndd oonn 33DD pprroojjeeccttoorrss (edmontonsun.com)	(105)
	Twilight director to take on the ultimate whiny teen angst story: Hamlet. Expect famous speeches to be replaced with moping to indie rock and King Hamlet to sparkle (avclub.com)	(57)
	"Battlestar Galactica" head Ron Moore's new spaceship drama will have to navigate the lonely, dangerous wastes of Fox's Friday Night Sci-Fi Death Slot (aintitcool.com)	(157)

Wed June 03, 2009

	If you had today for the first 'Bruno' lawsuit against Sacha Baron Cohen step up and collect your prize (baltimoresun.com)	(79)
	Cox and Arquette set to make "Scream 4: Career Death Rattle" (slashfilm.com)	(32)
	"Celebrity... or Sleestak?" (foxnews.com)	(65)
(The London Paper)	Good news for anybody who's always wanted to give Daniel Craig a good licking (thelondonpaper.com)	(23)
	Amy Poehler to provide a voice in the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" sequel, playing the role of "Female Chipmunk Offered a Metric Assload of Cash" (moviesblog.mtv.com)	(35)
	Bra ngelina (celebslam.celebuzz.com)	(123)
(Inside Radio)	Radio & Records magazine ceasing publication on news that Records are now nonexistent and Radio soon will be (insideradio.com)	(29)
	"Britain's Got Talent" judge blames the media for Susan Boyle's second-place finish. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact she looks like Robbie Coltrane (nydailynews.com)	(21)
	Paul McCartney still enjoys the thrill of performing, says his monthly alimony payment (usatoday.com)	(33)
(Access Hollywood)	After demanding to leave "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here," douchebag extraordinaire Spencer Pratt whines about getting back on (accesshollywood.com)	(82)
	Eddie Murphy forced to show his co-star who is "in charge" on set. His co-star cried after the tirade, but what kind of reaction do you expect from a seven year-old? (contactmusic.com)	(50)
	Hollywood scrapes the bottom on the idea box, comes up with "Stretch Armstrong," slated to hit theaters in 2011 (upi.com)	(57)
	Will Ferrell pulls a Paul Newman by lending his likeness to random products and giving the money to charity. Being Will Ferrell though, he puts his own spin on it (blogs.consumerreports.org)	(58)
	Whoopi Goldberg wants her next role to be in horror, forgetting she's already on The View (contactmusic.com)	(23)
	If you ever felt a director who refers to himself as "McG" needs to be headbutted square in the head, don't worry. Bill Murray took care of it (gawker.com)	(103)
	From Steven Spielberg calling him "the next Tom Hanks" to John Grisham retorting with "the next Tom Cruise," talentless A-lister Shia LaBeouf is the hottest star in Hollywood and no one seems to know why (popwatch.ew.com)	(235)

Tue June 02, 2009

	Will Ferrell joins Bear Grylls on tonight's special "Men vs. Wild" (starpulse.com)	(98)
(Some Gump)	"There's pineapple torture, lemon torture, coconut torture, pepper torture, torture soup, torture stew, torture salad, torture and potatoes, torture burger, torture sandwich. That--that's about it" (buzzfocus.com)	(28)
	Friends insist that Susan Boyle hasn't had a breakdown and that she's just "knackered" or "gobsmacked" or whatever word the British use since they don't speak English (news.scotsman.com)	(60)
	In stunning revelation, Adam Lambert seen leaving club holding hands with another man; officially still not out of closet (tmz.com)	(64)
	Seven unfilmable sci-fi novels (scifiwire.com)	(262)
	Octomom slams Kate Gosselin. All this story needs is Britney Spears, six pack of Old Milwaukee Light to be white trash perfect storm (radaronline.com)	(77)
	Salinger sues over Rye 'sequel' goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell (news.bbc.co.uk)	(75)
	Tosh.0 interviews afro ninja and gives him a rare opportunity: internet redemption (comedycentral.com)	(48)
	Review of Conan O'Brien's first "Tonight Show": Awkward, but hey, it's Conan (blogs.tampabay.com)	(159)
	"H.R. Pufnstuf","The Electric Company" and "Pee-wee's Playhouse" among the 25 kids' shows that were clearly conceived by adults on drugs (avclub.com)	(124)
	The Monkey Island franchise is returning. That is all (denofgeek.com)	(102)
	The Eminem/Bruno teabag stunt was staged. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog not impressed (hollywoodinsider.ew.com)	(205)
	What do Piers Morgan and cocaine have in common? (metro.co.uk)	(29)
	Winona Ryder and Christian Slater set for Heathers sequel, before reality bites and some younger duo steals the roles off them (3news.co.nz)	(74)
	David Letterman responds to being snubbed by 'The Tonight Show' once again (aintitcool.com)	(70)
	"I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" producer: "[Heidi] wolfed down a rat's tail like she was quite used to having a small piece of cartilage put in her mouth." (starpulse.com)	(50)

Mon June 01, 2009

	Pink eager to try on Kanye asshat (livenews.com.au)	(78)
	Ironic headline of the day: "Adam Lambert Brushes Off Queen Rumors" (starpulse.com)	(23)
	Katie Price hires Paul McCartney's lawyer to handle her divorce. Apparently she has no clue that McCartney was taken to the cleaners by his ex wife (starpulse.com)	(29)
(Some Guy)	Sid and Marty Krofft discuss the inspiration for their far out Saturday morning shows that let 70's era pre-teens trip balls without having to drop acid (winnipegsun.com)	(37)
	Brian Singer to ruin X-Men Origins: Magneto (aintitcool.com)	(137)
	WSJ asks: What's wrong with the American musical? Answer in TFA's pic (online.wsj.com)	(56)
	"Twilight" wins big at the MTV Movie Awards; the collective shriek from 12-year-old girls everywhere pissed off your dog (starpulse.com)	(196)
	Judd Apatow launches viral marketing campaign for his new flick Funny People with a fake Jason Schwartzman sitcom. Not surprisingly, the fake sitcom is funnier than most sitcoms currently on the air (pastemagazine.com)	(21)
	Johnny Depp relaxes by going down on Heath Ledger (people.com)	(22)
	Heidi: "I want to prove I can eat kangaroo penis." Doesn't everybody? (tvwatch.people.com)	(26)
	Getting health tips from Oprah Winfrey is like getting investment advice from Bernie Madoff (newsweek.com)	(42)
	Mel Gibson's "crazed rant" at Church (radaronline.com)	(47)
	Brad Pitt to Mel Gibson: "Thanks, sugar-tits" (omg.yahoo.com)	(20)
	Ryan Reynolds is serious about making a faithful adaptation of the Deadpool movie. How serious? "I will husk-fark a herd of cattle to bring Wade Wilson to life as the real deal." (movies.ign.com)	(74)
	Eminem's reaction to Bruno's prank looks like man-on-man porn when you slow it down (not safe for work pics) (cityrag.com)	(173)
	Ex-TV star 'hired thugs to beat execs'. Execs waiting on ratings/share to determine whether to prosecute or greenlight his comeback (news.com.au)	(28)
	Study concludes Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma and Krusty the Clown are encouraging young Australians to smoke (theage.com.au)	(95)
	Kaaaaaaaaaaahn (upi.com)	(51)
	Seven female TV stars who aren't cast in movies for a reason (cinematical.com)	(112)
	National Review names its top 25 conservative movies of the last 25 years. Their choice for #1 is so astonishingly lacking in self-awareness the ironic tag itself committed ritual suicide (corner.nationalreview.com)	(524)
	Kimora Lee Simmons twitters while going through labor, which is A ToTally undErstaNdable ThIng tO do wheN a Woman wHO is going trRough labor nEeds something to pass time (starpulse.com)	(44)