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Sun May 24, 2009
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(Some Guy) Asinine "Prison Break" not dead yet. It's the show that won't die  (eztv.it) (87)
(NYPost) Amusing Hollywood producer Jon Peters pulls plug on "tell-all" memoir. Cites legal threats from multiple offended celebrities, giant spiders  (nypost.com) (29)
(San Francisco Business Times) Unlikely "The wealthy at some point decided they didn't have enough wealth. So they systematically set about to fleece the American people out of their hard-earned money. Why? That is what I seek to discover in this movie."  (bizjournals.com) (558)
(UPI) Interesting Big shot piano man's former drummer sues because he hasn't seen any royalties for the longest time. Entertainer says you may be right, but there's no need to go to extremes  T-Shirt  (upi.com) (33)
(Examiner) Interesting "Smithsonian" winning holiday weekend box office battle  (examiner.com) (57)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious "So You Think You Can Dance" judge apologizes for comment that did "probably alienate a lot of our audience," when he told same-sex couple they might enjoy dancing with girls  (news-briefs.ew.com) (42)
(3 News New Zealand) Obvious Exciting, fast-paced action extravaganza wins Palme d'Or at this year's Cannes festival. Just kidding, it went to a depressing, black and white European war drama as always  (3news.co.nz) (31)
(NYPost) Interesting Wild things keep happening to Kevin Bacon after a mugger took his BlackBerry. He could have used a few good men to help him get the thief, but now he's left feeling like a hollow man  (nypost.com) (35)
(SFFMedia.com) Silly First trailer from Bruce Willis' sci-fi thriller "Surrogates" features robots, virtual reality and Bruce Willis in a cheap blond wig  (sffmedia.com) (51)
(People Magazine) Interesting Jessica Biel would love to costar with Justin Timberlake. This is the first time subby has been jealous of Timberlake since he was banging a pre-crazy Britney  (feeds.people.com) (46)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Crowbars, tapes and refreshments the only expenses on $70 zombie movie making the rounds at BRAINNNNNS... Oops. I mean CANNNNNES  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)
(Rolling Stone) Silly Dave Matthews blames Rolling Stone magazine for ruining Twitter, not his in-depth thoughts on male ball waxing  (rollingstone.com) (21)
(Mirror.co.uk) Stupid Prince Harry dubbed "Top Gun" after completing grueling flight training course involving breakneck speeds of up to 175mph  (mirror.co.uk) (29)
(Some Guy) Strange X-Men: Oral yens  (chinadaily.com.cn) (29)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Time to announce the nominees for this weekend's Reuben Awards -- the newspaper comic strip industry's answer to Oscar (w/ nominated strips). "Cathy" overlooked yet again, feels fat  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (49)
(Wall Street Journal) Weird Donald Duck is the Jerry Lewis of Germany  (online.wsj.com) (27)
(some former CC guy) Amusing Clear Channel Radio rolls out something called "Premium Choice," which they apparently plan to use to replace their remaining 14 DJs  (radioink.com) (186)

Sat May 23, 2009
(Some Guy) Misc "Star Trek" writers throw themselves at the mercy of a Trekkie message board. There are four lights  (trekmovie.com) (147)
(CNN) Cool Zombie movie made with $70 a big hit at Cannes: "I was probably a bit hungover -- and I wondered if a zombie movie from a zombie's perspective had been done before"  (cnn.com) (75)
(Some Guy) Asinine Today's sign of the Apocalypse: 50 Cent and Bette Midler duet in the works  (thisis50.com) (20)
(UPI) Followup Jack Bauer wouldn't have apologized to some wimpy hysterical fashion designer. Kiefer, I worked with Jack Bauer, I knew Jack Bauer, and you sir are no Jack Bauer  (upi.com) (17)
(Baltimore Sun) PSA Be careful if your deal with a TV producer falls apart. You may end up as dirty-dealing, S&M-loving real estate agents on CSI  (baltimoresun.com) (31)
(UPI) Interesting ♫ Privacy / It's not all that it's cracked up to be / Why is that Google van coming after me? / Oh I believe in privacy ♫  (upi.com) (48)
(The New York Times) Florida Disney World unveils new animatronic Obama, as part of their neverending plan to separate people from their money even more effectively than the real Obama  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Interesting Exclusive interview with Salome, the Mennonite supermodel. Wait, what?  (buddytv.com) (39)

Fri May 22, 2009
(KOAA) Dumbass In a stunning display of bravery, TV's "Dog the Bounty Hunter" storms into police station, apprehends man who was in the process of turning himself in to the police  (koaa.com) (90)
(LA Times) Followup "My Name is Earl" to be picked up by TBS, will promptly be renamed "Tyler Perry's 'My Name is Tyler' starring Tyler Perry"  T-Shirt  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (86)
(Canoe) Dumbass Ringo Starr turns down elderly lady asking for an autograph. In related news, someone still wants Ringo Starr's autograph  (jam.canoe.ca) (103)
(IGN) Followup Turns out only one Kirk Acevedo was fired. In other news, Fringe just got weirder  (tv.ign.com) (69)
(France 24) Interesting Gay sex movie from China causes controversy at Cannes, not that there's anything Wong with that  T-Shirt  (france24.com) (69)
(3 News New Zealand) Amusing Yoko Ono judge, of London haiku contest, five more syllables  (3news.co.nz) (53)
(USA Today) Obvious Katie Holmes: "It is a real gift to honor the troops." Troops: "who is this guy?"  (usatoday.com) (54)
(FilmDrunk) Dumbass MGM paid $2 million for a script about zoo animals teaching Kevin James how to date. So basically 'Hitch' if you replaced Will Smith with a llama  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (51)
(UPI) Obvious Patrick Swayze's memoir is set for fall release ("cough") ..... make that summer ("wheeze") ..... next month ("gasp") Ahem....'Swayze pamphlet ready for immediate download'  (upi.com) (41)
(Examiner) Interesting Star Trek writer finally spills the beans: "there are no atheists in starships"  (examiner.com) (199)
(Some Joe) Obvious Think Hollywood is out of ideas? Michael Eisner is now planning to make a movie based on the inside of a gum wrapper. Seriously  (totalfilm.com) (25)
(Some Ozymandius) Cool Faith No More, Alan Moore to collaborate on new audio-visual graphic novel. Only good can come of this  (nme.com) (49)
(Contact Music) Scary Jaime Foxx on Kirstie Alley: "I do like them thick (big)... (and) she is thick"  (contactmusic.com) (62)
(Cracked) Amusing Seven movie plots that came true. Subby is hoping the Jessica Biel stripper movie makes the cut  (cracked.com) (60)

Thu May 21, 2009
(New York Daily News) Stupid Sean and Robin Wright Penn's marriage that was on, then off, then on, then off, is now back on  (nydailynews.com) (27)
(Reuters) Interesting Filmmaker Michael Moore targeting economic crisis, all-you-can-eat buffets  (reuters.com) (151)
(NYPost) Silly 2007: Captain America dies. 2008: Bruce Wayne is killed off. Now get ready for 2009's great comic-book gimmick: The marriage of Archie Andrews  (nypost.com) (94)
(News.com.au) Sad The trend of young actors dying alone in their apartments after filming a Marvel comics movie continues  (news.com.au) (238)
(Starpulse) Obvious "Star Wars" named best sci-fi film of all time. I won't give away the worst, but it rhymes with 'Nattlefield Birth'. Obvious tag sets for stun, asplodes  (starpulse.com) (202)
(Celebslam) Obvious Paris Hilton smokes funny-looking cigarettes  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (76)
(Fox News) Stupid Was it the Christians who voted Kris Allen as American Idol winner just to spite the gay kid? Fox News thinks so. Prejean. PREJEAN  (foxnews.com) (192)
(Wikipedia) Spiffy I pity the fool that don't wish Mr. T a happy 57th birthday  (en.wikipedia.org) (101)
(Cinematical) Silly Sam Raimi says he's learned from his Spider-Man mistakes. Peter puts away his emo duds  (cinematical.com) (125)
(FilmDrunk) Dumbass Uwe Boll directs movie about Darfur genocide, thought it'd be a good idea for actors to improvise their own dialog. Shocked to find out they don't have all that much to say  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (26)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Heather Mills booted as video game star which is good news, unless it was a safari game that lets you unleash vicious monkeys on her while her fake leg is stuck in mud  (contactmusic.com) (21)
(TMZ) Obvious Lisa Rinna revealed the secret to a happy marriage -- and did it without saying a single word  (tmz.com) (86)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Losing American Idol might have been the best thing to happen to Adam Lambert as the buzz around him being the next front man for Queen grows  (music-mix.ew.com) (193)
(Some Guy) Sad Wayne Allwine, the cartoon voice of Mickey Mouse, dies at age 62. Donald Duck to wear pants in mourning (with interview video)  (cartoonbrew.com) (42)
(Crooks & Liars) Amusing Glenn Beck gets smacked around by the ladies of "The View" for lying about them on his radio show  (crooksandliars.com) (133)
(IGN) Sad FOX fires Kirk Acevedo from Fringe for budget reasons. To be fair, Leonard Nimoy isn't cheap  (tv.ign.com) (103)
(TV Squad) Cool "Reaper" producers are trying everything AND the kitchen sink to get the show renewed for a third season  (tvsquad.com) (44)
(Some Film School Guy) Cool Learned retrospective and analysis of revolutionary animator Tex Avery's classic cartoons. Of course you know this means YOUTUBE  (brightlightsfilm.com) (83)
(Reuters) Interesting And the American Idol winner is...  (reuters.com) (228)

Wed May 20, 2009
(New York Daily News) Stupid Britney Spears' bodyguard suing for $25k, claiming her conduct caused him distress. He's also suing an airport because he's black and claims Starz Entertainment stole his "Righteous Kill" screenplay  (nydailynews.com) (25)
(Celebslam) Dumbass Britney Spears' dad threatening to cut off K-Fed if he doesn't stop losing all his money gambling. Wait, when did they start calling the Champagne Room "gambling"?  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (56)
(Fox News) Obvious Megan Fox says Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes her "want to strangle a mountain ox." Wilde says she'd be happy make out with Fox to save the ox. Submitter will be in his bunk strangling something  (foxnews.com) (279)
(Some Guy) Amusing Brad Pitt on life with Angelina: "I'm right in the zone." And we all know what zone he's talking about  (accesshollywood.com) (37)
(Rotten Tomatoes) Sad Who would have thought that the directer of Charlie's Angels would ruin the new Terminator movie  (rottentomatoes.com) (204)
(Yahoo) PSA Spielberg to make MLK film, if the demands of the King family can be met. In other words, MLK film unlikely  (news.yahoo.com) (114)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Hayden Panettiere has no regrets...except never learning Italian  (dailymail.co.uk) (115)
(Some Guy) Amusing Luke Goss said he had a secret weapon to help him get in shape for filming of Hellboy 2 - vodak  (thisisretford.co.uk) (35)
(Some Guy) Amusing Amy Winehouse admitted to hospital again, just two visits away from earning free abortion  (newswatch50.com) (53)
(Gawker) Unlikely Ted Haggard, who claims to have completely cured himself of the gay, tweets that he will be voting for Kris Allen to be the next American Idol  (gawker.com) (75)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool ABC cancels According to Jim, lops off its head, burns the body  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com) (94)
(io9) Followup Dan Akyroyd drops hints, desires for "Ghostbusters 3," such as casting Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano as the first female Ghostbusters; nude slime-wrestling scene  (io9.com) (66)
(Mercury News) Spiffy King Kong will return to the Universal Studios Hollywood tour in 2010 as a 3-D ride through Skull Island, ending with a 100-foot plunge simulating Jack Black's career  (mercurynews.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Interesting Seven dark moments in popcorn flicks, all on one page with video  (screenjunkies.com) (145)
(3 News New Zealand) Ironic James Gandolfini chokes on his own saliva onstage, suddenly stops acting right in the middle of the  (3news.co.nz) (75)
(3 News New Zealand) Misc Penelope Cruz battling Cannes food poisoning. Next time she should check the expiry date on those Cannes, they don't last forever  T-Shirt  (3news.co.nz) (33)
(3 News New Zealand) Sad Christina Applegate's new show cut off in its prime  (3news.co.nz) (64)

Tue May 19, 2009
(SlashFilm) Stupid The worst SNL big screen movie? "It's Pat" , "A Night at the Roxbury" or perhaps "Coneheads"? Well, a new contender is on the way: "Macgruber:The Movie"  (slashfilm.com) (129)
(LA Times) Sad Jason Lee can finally shave that moustache  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (123)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool Morena Baccarin of "Firefly" to star in new "V" remake, will likely become hottest woman to ever eat a gerbil on TV  (aintitcool.com) (108)
(Some Guy) Interesting Steven Spielberg signs on to direct Martin Luther King, Jr. biopic. James Earl Ray's rifle to be replaced with walkie-talkie  T-Shirt  (newswatch50.com) (67)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Jessica Biel is the latest "actress" to complain that her beauty keeps her from getting roles. Surely her acting in "Next" and "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" have nothing to do with it  (starpulse.com) (72)
(Celebslam) Obvious Congratulations to those of you that guessed "First Day" for when Paris Hilton would have her first upskirt at Cannes  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (69)
(Fanbolt) Amusing Donnie Darko sequel described by FOX with laughable adjectives such as "riveting", "edgy", and "intriguing."  (fanbolt.com) (47)
(iF Magazine) Amusing Why Adam Lambert will win "American Idol" - Old people and Hillbillies don't surf the Internet  (ifmagazine.com) (62)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Stupid Lima, Ohio students say that scripted TV show based in their town isn't realistic enough. Like, they don't even HAVE a Pottery Barn  (news.cincinnati.com) (57)
(WBAL TV) Ironic What's the least likely disease you'd expect a long time porn star to acquire  (wbaltv.com) (159)
(Alan Sepinwall) Amusing In order to keep Chuck on the air, the creators of the show agreed to an unprecedented level of product integration, including the possibility that a main character will actually become an employee of Subway  (sepinwall.blogspot.com) (172)
(Starpulse) Stupid E Entertainment Television one-up's NBC's unlikely renewal of "Chuck" and announces that they'll air a second season of "Denise Richards: It's Complicated"  (starpulse.com) (20)
(NYPost) Asinine Alec Baldwin learns from embarassing voicemail he left for his daughter 2 years ago when he called her a "thoughtless little pig." Now he goes straight to the press to trash talk her  (nypost.com) (100)
(Yahoo) Cool Robert Downey Jr.'s new movie about a coke-addled weirdo has a new trailer  (movies.yahoo.com) (40)
(E! Online) Unlikely Contrary to the state of his career, Patrick Swayze is not dead. Abe Vigoda unavailable for comment  (eonline.com) (49)
(Slate) Amusing Horse racing just hasn't been the same since outlawing nudity and racing across the tops of porta pottys while people throw beer cans. Wait, what?  (slate.com) (17)
(Funny Or Die) Amusing "When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a f**king cup of coffee"  (funnyordie.com) (71)
(Philly) Amusing Miss California to guest host show on Fox. Miss America seen shouting, "Hey, actual contest winner over here"  (philly.com) (80)
(NYPost) Strange Rihanna makes it rain at strip club, but stayed dry under her umbrella-ella-ella, eh, eh, eh  (nypost.com) (58)
(WKFS) Asinine Young girl: "I'm 16, pregnant and scared. What am I going to do?" MTV: "Hey, wanna be on MTV? We'll get you Jonas Brothers tickets"  (kiss107.com) (264)
(Contact Music) Obvious Hindu scholars to Gwyneth Paltrow: STFU  (contactmusic.com) (135)
(SFGate) Spiffy NBC to renew "Law and Order." No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one either. Nop -- oh, wait, yeah. That one  (sfgate.com) (70)
(music-News) Stupid Step aside George Clooney, Justin Timberlake and Leonardo DiCaprio, Jamie Foxx is to play Sinatra in upcoming Scorsese biopic: "Cool is colour-blind. Jamie would seem to be born to the role"  (music-news.com) (118)
(Abc.net.au) Amusing Canadian pianist sets Guinness world record for longest solo concert. Pianist  (abc.net.au) (18)

Mon May 18, 2009
(The Hollywood Reporter) Fail Fox officially cancels "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" right before "Terminator Salvation" release  (thrfeed.com) (198)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting Joss Whedon: "Dollhouse" season two will be less like "Murder She Was Imprinted to Write"  (thrfeed.com) (93)
(Yahoo) Cool Conan O'Brien's first Late Show guests to include Will Ferrell and Pearl Jam. Discussion of how much better they were 10-15 years ago to your right:  (news.yahoo.com) (78)
(Washington Post) Obvious 20th Century Fox TV, which produces "Dollhouse", is owned by NewsCorp, which also owns Fox. NewsCorp. expects strong DVD and overseas sales and, the show did well on Hulu, which, by amazing coincidence, is also owned by NewsCorp  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (197)
(BBC) Followup Woody Allen wins $5 million from company who illegally used his image to try and sell clothing. Because there's no better paragon of fashion that Woody Allen  (news.bbc.co.uk) (23)
(AZCentral) Ironic Madonna to wed Jesus. Is that even legal?  (azcentral.com) (110)
(Contact Music) Stupid Bag of antlers Tori Spelling blames the media for her weight problems  (contactmusic.com) (33)
(The Sun) Obvious Paris Hilton says she could have been the next Princess Diana, but that pesky sex tape spoiled everything  (thesun.co.uk) (63)
(Daily Stab) Stupid Apparently being bisexual is the cool thing to do - now Fergie is saying she has experimented  (dailystab.com) (135)
(Canoe) Unlikely Flashers shock Jonas Brothers  (jam.canoe.ca) (53)
(MTV) Silly Find R2-D2 in Star Trek and win a prize. Lt. Cmdr Data unimpressed  (moviesblog.mtv.com) (141)
(Yahoo) Amusing Alec Baldwin makes a joke about a "Filipino mail order bride." Senator in Philippines government says he'll kick Alec Baldwin's ass if Baldwin ever steps foot in the Philippines  (news.yahoo.com) (206)
(PopCrunch) Sappy "Sex and the City" star announces engagement to Michael Rapaport  (popcrunch.com) (103)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Eight movies that didn't deliver on the hype. And Crystal Skull doesn't even make the top three  (denofgeek.com) (266)
(Some Streetlight, Eh) Strange "Coast To Coast AM" hires fired Canadian talk show host. Tin-foil toques back in fashion  (eyeweekly.com) (61)
(TV by the Numbers) Spiffy NBC execs finally come to their senses, renew Chuck for another 13 episodes season, with an option for an additional 9  (tvbythenumbers.com) (98)

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