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Sun May 10, 2009
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(Some Guy) Interesting Movie production costs compared: Cost per second vs. Revenue per second  (sharenator.org) (60)
(USA Today) Followup Star Trek has $72.5 million weekend proving once again, Captain, that the quantity of pre-release biatching is proportionate to the positive financial gain of a theatrical release. Fascinating  (usatoday.com) (407)
(Daily Star) Ironic Megan Fox says she loves the idea of eating a man  (dailystar.co.uk) (81)
(Paste Magazine) Cool Nancy Botwin, Marge Simpson and Dr. Beverly Crusher: Best TV moms of the past 20 years  (pastemagazine.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Cool Who needs a space station when you can have a college mascot named after you?  (channel3000.com) (18)
(NBC.com) PSA Live long and prosper, you dickheads (new and improved working-link goodness)  (nbc.com) (74)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Nick Cannon want to kil.. err, "end" Eminem's career because he's talking about he used to hit Mariah like babies and pacifiers  (sohh.com) (90)

Sat May 09, 2009
(Hollyscoop) Sad Sean Penn's marriage ended because of affair with Natalie Portman. Submitter wails, gnashes teeth  (hollyscoop.com) (128)
(Volokh Conspiracy) Dumbass When Star Trek reviews go wrong: "When and why did the Federation turn socialist?"  (volokh.com) (403)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sad "Dollhouse" finale earns the show's lowest rating ever: "The chances of 'Dollhouse' getting a second season are extremely slim at this point"  (thrfeed.com) (206)
(Reuters) Obvious "Terminator: Salvation" director McG reveals Christian Bale forced script rewrite to make his character more important. What don't you farking understand  (uk.reuters.com) (155)
(Star Magazine) Dumbass Idiot pays $270,000 for Harrison Ford's blaster gun from Blade Runner  (star-magazine.co.uk) (72)
(Boston Globe) Amusing 10 steps to becoming a Trekkie. As if you needed instructions anyway, nerd  (boston.com) (52)
(Onion AV Club) Cool Q&A with director Jim Jarmusch: "I have a photograph of a marquee of a movie theater in Seattle when my film 'Stranger Than Paradise' came out in 1984 that said, "Best foreign American film of 1984'"  (avclub.com) (26)
(E! Online) Interesting "We have to make the show for the hard-core fans who care about the numbers, but we also have to make it for my mom, who just wants Sawyer to take his shirt off."  (eonline.com) (64)
(io9) Unlikely Why 'Dollhouse' is Joss Whedon's greatest work, by Hit N. McCrackpipe  (io9.com) (91)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Wheaton "Family Guy" takes on Stephen King: "Two things never happened again after that. Boggs never walked again, and Andy's farts never made a sound again"  (thrfeed.com) (71)
(Daily Express) Dumbass Paris Hilton on Iraq: 'I'd throw a party so they could all get along'  (dailyexpress.co.uk) (59)
(People Magazine) Obvious After 12 days of fasting Mia Farrow screams out: "Fark it, pass the ribs"  (people.com) (40)

Fri May 08, 2009
(New! Magazine) Fail Sacha Baron Cohen hospitalised after suffering serious burns while trying to bleach his body hair  (new-magazine.co.uk) (68)
(on location news) Cool Iron Man 2 set pics, including Nick Monkey Fighting Fury  (pa.photoshelter.com) (32)
(Orange County Weekly) Amusing New outrage as Klingons shut out of new "Star Trek". Welcome to the Obama Federation  (blogs.ocweekly.com) (124)
(Some kind of Trekkie) Video Chris Pine & Zachary Quinto are CLEARLY uncomfortable when they find themselves trapped with an Access Hollywood interviewer who is a Trekkie. Worse, THAT kind of Trekkie  (hulu.com) (209)
(11) Cool More details emerge regarding Spinal Tap's new album, "Back From The Dead." We just have to overlook their inclusion of John Mayer  (nme.com) (36)
(Comedy Central) Cool Daily Show upgrades servers, now offers full download of last night's entire episode for free. Horseradish not included (Sponsored Link)  (ccinsider.comedycentral.com) (134)
(BBC) Amusing Kate Winslet suing Daily Mail for £150,000 and has to be at the gym in 26 minutes  (news.bbc.co.uk) (25)
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Star Trek Character, NPR Personality, or Food Additive  (chicagotribune.com) (199)
(Some Guy) Amusing Jon Favreau on Scarlett Johansson's leather outfit in Iron Man 2: "You've never heard a crew get so quiet so fast"  (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com) (162)
(NYPost) Obvious Lance Armstrong says his breakup with Sheryl Crow was due to the fact she wanted children and his production in that department was cut in half  (nypost.com) (28)
(Gawker) Amusing Norm MacDonald's hilarious f-bombing on David Letterman's show last night  (gawker.com) (84)
(Variety) Interesting You know the economy is really bad when the WWE reports a 47% loss in profits  (variety.com) (130)
(MSNBC) Sad Fawcett about to be turned off  T-Shirt  (msnbc.msn.com) (103)
(The Sun) Interesting Surrogate mother pictured carrying Sarah Jessica Parker's twins, said to be an openly bisexual tattooed rocker. Sarah worried she may end up with bi little ponies  T-Shirt  (thesun.co.uk) (61)
(STLToday) Sad Mickey Carroll, one of the last surviving Munchkins from the "Wizard of Oz", dies at age 89. Good night, little man  (stltoday.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man gets seven years in jail for passing bad check to buy rare Spider-Man comic book. Expected to bust out in three days and threaten Aunt May  (chicagotribune.com) (62)
(Den Of Geek) Amusing Top 10 badass movie gals- and a credible reason why Sarah Connor beats Ripley  (denofgeek.com) (124)
(USA Today) Obvious Superior Court Judge says no to Roman Polanski's request to dismiss sex charges. No word yet on whether or not Polanski plans to offer Judge something to drink  (usatoday.com) (17)
(News.com.au) Amusing Television host fined for groping a mannequin dressed as a famous journalist  (news.com.au) (11)

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