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Sun April 12, 2009
(CSIndy.com) Interesting In 1967, when The Doors were the hottest they'd ever be while Morrisson was still alive, they played for a high school homecoming in Colorado Springs for $3,000. And Stone left this out of the movie? (64)
(Free Press) Unlikely Experts wonder if Eminem's new album will be another Detroit success story, like General Motors & the Lions (40)
(io9) Amusing Dollhouse dislike coming out of the Whedon-closet (123)
(Yahoo) Stupid There's enough box office gas in the tank for "The Fa5t and the Furiou5" (41)
(Starpulse) Obvious As always, Lindsay Lohan can't help egging on the paparazzi (27)
(CBC) Spiffy Listen, a book of unpublished Kurt Vonnegut short stories is being released this Nov. So it goes (40)
(io9) Silly Move over Buffy, here comes "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" (13)
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail Seth Rogen's "Observe & Report" earns just $11.1 million after audiences realize they already saw it when it was called "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" (102)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting A list of the 15 iconic rabbits, including Eddie and... the House Bunny? Really? Anna Faris is iconic? (51)
(SFGate) Silly Newspapers are failing because comics suck nowadays. Bring back Family Circle (160)
(Swancon) Sad Whats more horrific than the costume photos from a big budget convention like DragonCon? The same from a low budget convention in the middle of nowhere (43)
(Onion AV Club) Scary "Gremlins", "Poltergeist" and that Halloween episode of "The Facts of Life": What age-inappropriate movie or TV show did you see as a child that scared the crap out of you at the time but now seems ridiculous? (324)
(FilmDrunk) Silly The most expensive film ever made is... Tron 2? (34)
(Yahoo) Dumbass BillO just now discovers that there may be... GASP ...gay people in the music business. And there may even be a... SHOCKING ...gay contestant on "American Idol" (67)
(ABC News) Interesting I want my. I want my. I want my Islamic MTV  T-Shirt (22)
(TMZ) Dumbass Fabiowned (28)
(io9) Interesting Joss Whedon answers the biggest question in fandom: Who would win a fight between Buffy and River (127)
(Daily Mail) Hero Legendary film director John Huston's house "was specially designed so several mistresses could visit at once without bumping into each other" (36)

Sat April 11, 2009
(switched.com) Asinine Songwriter for Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' strikes it rich with rickroll fueled royalties check from YouTube. Just kidding, they sent him a check for $16 (75)
(Reuters) Cool Grab your "Vader Sucks" wallets. Huge SciFi collection from Fandom's founder Forry is now up for auction (25)
(Subversive Engineering) Cool Mr. Bean went to Oxford, Cindy Crawford did a semester of chemical engineering, and the lead guitarist of Boston went to MIT: 10 famous people you didn't know were engineers (60)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Fail Season finale of Fox's "Terminator" gets lousy ratings. When even "Dollhouse" gets better numbers, you know it won't be back (140)
(Telegraph) Obvious Hardcore Trekkies who have seen new movie grumble it's too funny, too pretty, and too many people other than themselves will like it (91)
(News From Me) Sad Starlog magazine goes supernova. A thousand nerd voices cried out all at once and were suddenly silenced, or substitute your own appropriate, obscure Trek quote to the right (38)
(Contact Music) Amusing Sienna Miller's latest film blasted by critics: "You know a movie's got problems when the most memorable thing about it is Sienna's moustache". Oh snap (26)
(BBC) Obvious Ripped from today's 'Duh Files': "Doctor Who fans are being warned not to be fooled by people posing as some of the show's main stars on the internet" (19)
(People Magazine) Obvious Samantha Ronson comes to the same conclusion the rest of the world did years ago: Lindsay Lohan is pretty much batshiat insane (40)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Onscreen version of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" to star Jack Black as "The Mad Chemist" and Woody Harrelson as Ken Kesey. Unfortunately, with Gus Van Sant directing it will be one bad, interminable trip (38)
(People Magazine) Stupid Is it really flirting when you do it in front of tens of thousands of people ... on Twitter? (27)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Celebrity chef Marco Pierre White pulls out the long knives, skewers Gordon Ramsey as unoriginal and labels Jamie Oliver as "a fat chef with a drum kit" (38)
(io9) Cool "Australians are the best cosplayers in the universe... These ladies created their own femme Dalek outfits and swanned around Supanova in Brisbane, capturing hearts and exterminating the population" (with pic) (56)
(Popoholic) Cool In case you didn't TiVo "Dollhouse", here's Eliza Dushku in dominatrix gear. You're welcome (111)
(CBC) Dumbass Billy Bob Thornton booed at Toronto concert after insulting Canadians, even though badmouthing Canucks is an American tradition going all the way back to when they successfully invaded the U.S. and burned down the White House (159)

Fri April 10, 2009
(Celebrity Blurred) Stupid Dr. Drew, running out of famous junkies to exploit, announces new VH1 reality show about sex addicts. Who would watch such junk? What's that? It's mostly ex-porn stars in it? OMG When is it on? (40)
(Contact Music) Amusing Woody Harrelson's explanation for attacking a paparazzi? He just finished filming "Zombieland" and was still in character: "I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie" (33)
(Onion AV Club) Amusing The AV Club launches another new series called "Why Do I Own This?" First up - Robin Hood Prince of Thieves cereal (25)
(Paste Magazine) Cool Kenny Powers is farking in, you are farking out: HBO renews Eastbound and Down for a second season (46)
(Spike) Interesting Top 10 hot chicks that can actually talk to you intelligently (124)
(Deceiver) Fail Christina Applegate hasn't kept abreast on the dangers of smoking (57)
(Time) Interesting Top 10 Jesus movies and since the list includes Life of Brian and SouthPark Easter special you know it's legit (39)
(io9) Stupid Could this BE any lamer? The latest person to end up on the L O S T island is Matthew Perry (104)
(The Consumerist) Interesting Vince took some time off of beating hookers to make a Sham Wow commercial in Spanish. Los alemanes hacen cosas buenas (174)
(Fox News) Amusing Top 10 stoner movies as rated by top experts on stoner culture...Fox News. Wait, What? (115)
(Yahoo) Cool Blade Runner blaster gun going on auction block. REALLY REALLY WANT (75)
(Starpulse) Obvious "Rescue Me" to film two episodes at ground zero, since 9/11 has yet to be exploited for the purpose of overly-sentimental flashback scenes in a TV show or movie before (46)
(MSNBC) Spiffy Sarah Michelle Gellar has started practicing for her new role as MILF (70)
(Bitten and Bound) Followup The Hills couple Heidi and Spencer are getting married. No, wait...it's for real this time. Forget about that fake wedding in Mexico. These nups are timed perfectly for season finale ratings (26)
(NJ.com) Strange Dan Aykroyd has been wandering around the suburbs of New Jersey, discussing UFOs with anyone who will listen. Yes, alcohol was involved (40)
(Some Guy) Stupid Hand model from the Twilight book cover to attend Twilight convention, charges $30 for a picture with her (yes, you get to see more than her hands, but why would you want to?) (61)
(music-News) Interesting Another Monty Python compilation album of unreleased material to come out which, unfortunately doesn't seem to contain any of their 12 sketches that are actually funny (56)
(Some Guy) Interesting Laugh Factory implores congress to consider funding their "economic cheer up", threatens nation with a Dane Cook special if they fail to comply (58)
(Starpulse) Ironic Stevie Nicks on Lindsay Lohan playing her in a biopic: "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk." Ironic tag asplodes (73)
(MSNBC) Misc That's it. The sunglasses are off (30)
(MTV) Silly First look at SyFy Channel's re-imagining of "The Phantom." Now the Ghost Who Walks wears a high-tech, nano-matrix, dark purple fabric made with layered micro-weave of Kevlar, Twaron and Heracron fibers (73)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Stupid Aaron Sorkin considering another tv-show-within-tv-show concept, because the last two he's done weren't cancelled before their time at all (37)
(LA Times) Amusing Bill O'Reilly hates Eminem, especially the blue ones (56)
(zap2it) Obvious FOX won't air finale of Joss Whedon series. This is not a repeat from 2002 (141)
(MSNBC) Interesting Who's bad? Sinbad (37)

Thu April 09, 2009
(Washington Post) Unlikely South Park did the impossible: Humbled Kanye West (95)
(New York Daily News) Amusing Today's low bar: "Observe and Report is Seth Rogen's best work" (65)
(LA Times) Interesting The latest celebrity to defile a beloved 1960s cartoon? If you guessed Zac Efron, come on down and pick up the keys to your new Buick (41)
(jezebel) Interesting Critic on date rape joke in Seth Rogen's new film: "Many victims of rape will see the movie and they are are going to feel that rape all over again." Jeez lady, it's not like he's FORCING the movie on you (136)
(Daily Mail) Amusing "The Producers" to be staged in Germany for the first time. Bonus: Pic of Mel Brooks accepting Tony Award for best musical with a Hitler moustache (41)
(SlashFilm) Cool Liam Neeson cast as Zeus and Ralph Fiennes to play Hades in upcoming "Clash of the Titans" remake. Now, if only Joan Rivers would come on board as Medusa, the cast would be complete (89)
(Contact Music) Amusing To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ian McKellen says that Daniel Day-Lewis was difficult to work with (51)
(TMZ) Stupid Woody Harrelson goes natural born killer on photographer (with vids) (47)
(io9) Interesting Trent Howard hints he will play John Stewart in the third Green Lantern movie. That's if he doesn't get replaced by Don Cheadle in the second one (54)
(WWTDD) Dumbass Britney Spears stops concert after smelling marijuana from the stage and scolds the audience by saying "don't smoke weed, rock out with your cock out and peace out motherfarkers" (w/video) (139)
(Contact Music) Stupid James Gandolfini doesn't like cameras in courtroom or people coming up to him doing Soprano accents. If you do, he might feel compelled to re-enact Ralph Cifaretto's last scene (49)
(Some Guy) Obvious With Battlestar Galactica over, its stars are learning a thing or two from actors of other canceled series (like charging $40 - $70 an autograph) (72)
(BBC) Obvious Hollywood is officially out of ideas as Swedish vampire movie "Let The Right One In" becomes the latest film to be butchered, sorry, "remade" in English, this time by the guy who directed "Cloverfield" (124)
(Some droog) Sick Clockwork Orange, Ichi The Killer, Audition, Oldboy and Cannibal Holocaust: Top 10 most disturbing movies (225)
(NYPost) Asinine Perhaps technology has come too far when celebrities are able to chronicle their farts (26)
(Contact Music) Amusing Hugh Jackman offers a heartfelt apology for not writing his own Twitter updates. Well, it's as heartfelt as an apology can be when you're limited to 140 characters (23)
(Fox News) Dumbass The undignified force meets the untalented object: Britney rekindles her relationship with K-Fed (34)
(AccessAtlanta) Asinine "Someone's Gotta Go" is a new Fox reality show where employees decide which one of their colleagues will be laid off, will follow new season of "Ow, My Balls" (50)

Wed April 08, 2009
(Reuters) Asinine With Canadians watching less hockey, hockey pregame, hockey postgame, Nickelback videos, and "Terrance & Phillip" than ever before, Canada considers bailout of national TV industry (70)
(Gawker) Amusing 30 Rock doesn't need writers anymore as they just take what Tracy Morgan does in real life and make an episode out of that. (with video) (84)
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy Leonard Nimoy to join cast of "Fringe". He should fit in quite well, since he has lots of experience with things that are highly illogical (55)
(Globe and Mail) Stupid When addressing The Billy Bob Thornton, you will not refer to him by name, look him in the eye, or speak of his acting career. Peon (125)
(London Times) Interesting The greatest movie plot twists of all time. Bet you didn't see THAT coming (144)
(Onion AV Club) Sad ABC will allow the final three episodes of '"Pushing Daisies" to air Saturday nights at 10:00 PM, starting May 30. In other news, stay tuned for the 87th-season premiere event for "According to Jim"  T-Shirt (34)
(io9) Followup Downey Jr. Rourke. Cheadle. Rockwell. Jackson. Johansson. Robbins. Shandling. And now Oldman. Is there anyone NOT in Iron Man 2? (80)
(Cinematical) Stupid You killed your main character in the first movie and now comes the sequel, what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Come up with the worst movie tagline, of course (90)
(Miami Herald) Florida You can get a 2009 Bentley Azure from the vending machine at a South Beach hotel. Just be sure you have 4,800,500 quarters (16)
(Contact Music) Amusing Busta Rhymes would quit his rap career to make "Everybody Loves Busta" or "How Busta Rhymes Met Your Mother" or "Busta's Office" or "Two and a Half Bustas" or "CSI: Busta Rhymes" (80)
(Livenews) Cool Megan Fox lined up to play She-Hulk in upcoming movie, directors wanting a sexier yet more savage version of the Hulk. Pants are still expected to rip open, just not hers  T-Shirt (116)
(Contact Music) Strange At long last, Joan Collins finally weighs in on Rihanna's relationship with Chris Brown (12)
(LA Times) Weird Gay porn idol dies at 62. He is survived by his wife... wait, what? (218)
(Telegraph) Spiffy US marines forced Saddam Hussein to watch "South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut" over and over again during his captivity, according to Matt Stone & Trey Parker, who are now proud owners of a signed Hussein photo (102)
(Livenews) Silly Tom Cruise has spent $1 million on his two-year-old daughters' education. "It doesn't matter what Suri is doing, Tom wants her to be able to do it better than any other child." (70)
(NJ.com) Obvious Notoriously short actor Al Pacino cast as notoriously short warmonger Napoleon (59)
(Daily Stab) Spiffy Whoa - Kathy Griffin is a total butter face - Who knew? (113)
(Huffington Post) Cool "The State" to be released on DVD. No, this is not a repeat from last year. Or the year before. Or the year before that (61)
(SlashFilm) Interesting Michael Myers to be maskless for 3/4 of upcoming Rob Zombie's "Halloween" sequel. William Shatner feels slightly cheated (88)
(Funny Or Die) Amusing "That was your stepdad or your boyfriend?" "All the same in the back of the van my friend." (17)
(WWTDD) Stupid Lindsay Lohan is so alone; everyone's against her. What's a girl to do? An interview telling the world how alone and against her everyone is. Duh (82)
(Geno's World) Video Robert Downey Jr. reveals that Jamie Foxx hands out cash to extras and that he's not dumb enough to start a fight with Mickey Rourke on the "Iron Man 2" set (45)
(Yahoo) Amusing Coldplay claims that Satriani song they allegedly copied is "unoriginal" and therefore not entitled to copyright protection. Sometimres the jokes just write themselves (89)
(BBC) Amusing Hugh Jackman is 'heartbroken' at film leak. In other news, Hugh Jackman is prone to hyperbole (51)
(The Consumerist) Interesting On May 1st, the NFL Network could. Go. All. The. Way. Off of Comcast subscribers televisions (101)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting 8 TV cartoons Hollywood has yet to make into movies (143)
(Variety) Interesting Deciding that it's no longer a pirate's life for him, director Gore Verbinski turns down the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" film in order to direct the "Bioshock" movie (98)
(Some Guy) Scary Director promises big-screen version of Stephen King's "IT" will have a hard R-rating. Pennywise cackles at the idea of MPAA letting Beverly's underage gang-bang climax through its sewers (93)
(The Sun) Ironic Cops find "Pot" farm in bedroom of "Harry Potter" actor. The Sun is there (121)
(Some Movie Site) Scary You know how people think Helena Bonham Carter would look better with a different face? Be careful what you wish for (27)
(Contact Music) Stupid Jordana Brewster won't date men who drive flashy cars: "Superficial people judge someone solely by their car... if he feels the need to drive that car, there must be something wrong with him." Well, thanks for not being superficial (69)
(Flickr) Cool The coolest miniature dioramas of famous TV show sets you'll see all day and possibly ever (37)
(Starpulse) Obvious The CW network announces two new summer reality shows that even the people who watch VH1 reality shows would never watch (19)

Tue April 07, 2009
(ABC News) Fail Reporter sets up fake charity website in failed attempt to sting Heather Mills. Talk about going out on a limb (19)
(Bitten and Bound) Interesting Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have been hiding another daughter. She's normal, good looking...ie, not at all like them. (pics) (34)
(Some Guy) Followup Marvel cryptically hints that Captain America will be returning from the dead (85)
(The New York Times) Obvious Watching "Cops" at the homeless shelter: "Every night we would watch, every night we would pull for the criminal, and every night he would be dragged away in handcuffs" (36)
(Spike) Cool No one liked boxing in Roman times. Mostly because of the spikes in the gloves (37)
(News.com.au) Obvious Still more proof that Hollywood is out of ideas: studios have said the hell with it and are now just remaking hit movies from the 1980s, including A Nightmare on Elm Street, Dune, Red Dawn, RoboCop, The Big Chill, Arthur and Ghostbusters (173)
(Celebitchy) Obvious Octomom's TV show on the way, about "Nadya trying to raise 14 children while looking for love." Men interested must like children, home repair and tossing hot dogs down hallways (112)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Followup Hey Now. Shandling cast in Iron Man 2 (53)
(ABC News) Obvious Lindsay Lohan confirms split with girlfriend. Also, they broke up (88)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Dennis Rodman kicked out of hotel for groping guests. To be more specific, female hotel guests (22)
(Wired) Spiffy Austin Trekkie crowd, thinking they were going to watch screening of "Wrath of Khan," passes out from Vulcan death grip when Leonard Nimoy shows up to present the new "Star Trek" movie instead (85)
(The Local (Germany)) Obvious Economic crisis forces Nicolas Cage to sell his Bavarian castle. Bavaria - indeed, all of Germany - thanks you, economic crisis (50)
(BBC) Amusing Spinal Tap announce a new "world tour", consisting of one performance at Wembley (60)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Obama has started to mess with television programming, starting with House. *Likely spoilers in here* (87)
(About.com) Amusing Hairy Celebs: See if you can guess who they are (62)
(NPR) Interesting Russell Brand gives one of the more interesting interviews you'll hear in the next 10 minutes (53)
(USA Today) Cool It's been 19 months, but 'Rescue Me' is finally back (56)

Mon April 06, 2009
(LAist) Interesting Alfonso Ribeiro doesn't think your Carlton Banks t-shirt is funny (53)
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Museum. The James Bond Museum (13)
(Engadget) Fail Michael Bay at an LG Transformers 2 promotion: "I don't know anything about mobile phones. In fact, look at my phone -- it's a thirty-nine dollar Samsung." (72)
(Celebitchy) Cool John Travolta and Tom Cruise are hard at work on another upcoming remake: "Butch Cassidy and the Scientology Kid" (82)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Stupid Relax everyone. The Ice Castles remake is being done by original director Donald Wrye. Whew (33)
(Dlisted) Stupid One day after WrestleMania XXV, pictures from DoucheMania XXV come to light - Billy Corgan vs. Tila Tequila (41)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Ten ways "Heroes" can be improved. Strangely "cancel it" is missing from the list (106)
(People Magazine) Interesting Jimmy Fallon 0, flop sweat 1 (25)
(SlashFilm) Strange 24-year-old man shoots himself during "Watchmen" screening. The movie sucks, but it's not THAT bad (101)
(Starpulse) Silly Mickey Rourke "defeats" Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania XXV. You'll never be taken seriously in this town again (293)
(NY Magazine) Obvious Retailers worried that Pixar's new film, "Up," won't be commercial enough to make your child scream for "Up" happy meals and figurines and board games and plush toys and video games and breakfast cereals (106)
(Telegraph) Silly Welsh school children devise way to actually play Quidditch. It's no "Australian indoor-rules" version, but it might work (124)
(Cracked) Interesting Six writers who accidentally crapped out masterpieces (135)
(TMZ) Sad Hugh Hefner pulls off his best "Weekend at Bernie's" impression at his 83rd birthday, surrounded by buxom, scantily-clad young women. Yawn (with pic) (45)
(Starpulse) Obvious Scientists to Gwyneth Paltrow: STFU (115)
(Starpulse) Stupid ♩And Fox would do anything for ratings♩... including casting Meat Loaf in tonight's episode of "House" (106)
(NYPost) Misc Adam is the odds-on favorite to win American Idol, wear guyliner, have career disappear faster than a Big Mac in front of Ruben Studdard (102)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting 'Pornedy' invented as Christina Ricci raises number of skin-comedies to two (57)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Has Jennifer Love Hewitt lost too much weight? The Daily Mail promises to stay on top of this situation. (with pics) (84)
(Daily Express) Strange Whitney Houston paid $400,000 not to have Bobby Brown murdered (34)
(TMZ) Dumbass While his mother is in the fight of her life, Farrah Fawcett's son Redmond drives to detention - with narcotics in his car (32)

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