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Sun December 28, 2008
(Always Watching) Interesting Proof that "Kung Fu Panda" is a remake of "Star Wars." Han still shot first (30)
(Defamer) Amusing Step 1: Trash movie before seeing it. Step 2: Act outraged when you're not invited to a screening. Step 3: With a review full of errors, trash movie after you've seen it. It's not news... it's FOX (48)
(Yahoo) Fail A Holocaust survivor's "memoir" of how he met his future wife through the fence at Buchenwald has been cancelled because the story is fake. Yeah, Oprah bought the story and had him on the show (52)
(ABC News) Sad What does it say about an actor when he can't even play a convincing Nazi? Maybe Cruise should just stick with Ben Stiller movies (91)
(Daily Stab) Hero Kate Winslet says her director husband Sam Mendes doesn't mind her going nude in films if it "enhances" the film. What a Guy (38)
(Daily Stab) Interesting Kate Beckinsale says she wants the role as "Catwoman" even though when it comes to action she's "like the literary, academic geek who's not very good at sports." (39)
(Bitten and Bound) Followup Stop the presses. Rumors of Tom Brady's romantic proposal to supermodel Gisele Bundchen were just smoke and mirrors. She's still available (14)
(Daily Mail) Silly Tom and Katie now live apart and drive around in bomb-proof vehicles because they are terrified of internet anti-Scientology group Anonymous. Explain they're a highway to the Danger Zone (68)
(National Post) Obvious "An ascendant Star Trek precludes a strong Star Wars and vice versa, as both vying simultaneously for sci-fi fans' attention would prove too nerdsplosive for the mainstream media to handle" (51)
(AZCentral) Sad Onward to glory he goes. Dale Wasserman dead at 94 (10)

Sat December 27, 2008
(London Times) Scary In latest sign that the Apocalypse is all but upon us, disco is back (216)
(Onion AV Club) Cool Misfits Christmas lights, Ween coloring book and My Chemical Romance prom jacket: Your favorite band's merchandise sucks (58)
(Yahoo) Interesting Screenwriter talks about Keyser Söze and "The Usual Suspects" just before disappearing mysteriously (48)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Enrique Iglesias sorely tempted to spray the old ladies at his Las Vegas shows with cocaine (11)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Kate Beckinsale, known for her stellar performances in such films as "Pearl Harbor," "Vacancy" and "Click," may have had an Oscar nom this year if her latest film's distributors didn't go bankrupt (56)
(Independent) Stupid 11 stupidest things celebs said about science in the last year. Add your own nominations to the right (158)
(CNN) Spiffy Sheriff Joe getting a Fox reality show to bust criminals. Think "To Catch A Predator", but with pink underwear at 110 degrees (157)

Fri December 26, 2008
(AP) Sad Professional douchebag Jay Mohr takes on his wife's surname. Wow (163)
(TMZ) Sappy Tom Brady off the market after Christmas eve proposal. Peter King has worst holiday evar (46)
(MSNBC) Misc Eight actors you've never heard of that MSNBC thinks did a bang up job this year (60)
(Philly) Sad Johnny Cakes, Johnny Cakes, Vito's man, what are you doing with that gun in your hand? (32)
(youbentmywookie) Spiffy Holy Crap Batman, the new Green Lantern Movie might not suck (54)
(BBC) Amusing New Wallace and Gromit show tops UK Christmas Day TV ratings, attracting nearly twice as many viewers as the Queen's message. Suck it, Lizzy (34)
(Some Guy) Ironic Feeling bad about your finances? Here's a list of previously rich celebrities now in foreclosure (53)
(Daily Mail) Scary Donatella Versace bikini photos. WARNING: worse than Amy Winehouse (112)
(IOL) Stupid Johnny Depp finds it too mortifying to watch himself on screen: "I can't tell whether my work is good or not." (97)

Thu December 25, 2008
(SF Scanner) Obvious Where's the next Alien or Mad Max? Enough with the sequels and the reboots, Hollywood. Movie fans want a few new and original science fiction films (83)
(MSNBC) Sad Film critic claims "Marley & Me" will traumatize children more than "Bambi" and "Old Yeller" combined. (Spoiler near beginning of review) (105)
(io9) Cool "The top twenty movies in the US grossed 3.7 billion dollars. Science fiction movies accounted for 2.5 billion" (20)
(AP) Asinine Judge's ruling could halt the March release of "Watchmen" (45)
(SFGate) Amusing Thinking of going to see The Spirit? "Throwing your $10.25 down a storm drain is a better idea." (57)
(LA Times) Obvious Jennifer Aniston admits GQ cover was photoshopped in order to make her appear hotter than she actually is (54)
(Some Guy) Weird In these tough economic times, people are turning to Disneyland for an affordable vacation (21)
(Bitten and Bound) Spiffy Hollywood celebrities send out a personality clue by the way they wear their neck scarf. The geezer list may surprise you. (pics) (16)
(BBC) Sad Harold Pinter has - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - died (35)
(Althouse) Strange Kate Winslet figures if the whole acting thing doesn't work out, she could always be a hot-n-slutty Florida schoolteacher who sees nothing wrong with seducing 15-year-old boys (80)

Wed December 24, 2008
(Salon) Interesting Warner Brothers sues CBS to recoup $70M from Charlie Sheen's hooker and drug expenses (20)
(X-Entertainment) Cool Relive the Christmas glories of youth with this sampling of toys from the 1985 Sears Wishbook. Voltron Claus? (56)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting "The Dark Knight" won't be screened in China, due to "cultural sensitivities." Also because everybody there already owns a pirated copy on DVD (46)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Ebert on The Spirit: "To call the characters cardboard is to insult a useful packing material" (81)
(SlashFilm) Stupid "Gilligan's Island" to be remade for the big screen, director in talks to get Michael Cera to play Gilligan and Beyonce Knowles to play Ginger. Bob Denver rolls over in his grave and demands another bong hit (86)
(E! Online) Interesting It wouldn't be Christmas without Lindsay Lohan's holiday message, where she tells us about Daddy's illegitimate baby, where she will be munching on her Christmas goose and how she and Britney are so much alike (18)
(Cinematical) Sad Disney: No more sequels, Suck it Narnia fans (65)
(Yahoo) Stupid Since none of their programs are Emmy worthy, CW network hosts it's own awards show (30)
(Baltimore Sun) Sad Heath Ledger's death voted top 2008 entertainment story. Are you not entertained? (69)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Lance "Lefty" Armstrong proves that you can still fly the plane with only one engine and deliver the passengers to their destination  T-Shirt (66)

Tue December 23, 2008
(Cinematical) Misc Land of the Lost teaser poster: Awesome poster, or awesomest poster? Discuss (118)
(E! Online) Amusing I can see this movie already: Ben Stiller, while trying to impress his impossibly hot wife, tries to snowboard even though he doesn't know how ... with hilarious consequences (41)
(Some Guy) Interesting Like mother like daughter, Nastassja and Sonja Kinski tag team naked snake wrestling(Not safe for work-ish) (103)
(Slate) Cool "Newsradio" gets a complete series box-set, Slate takes a look at one of NBC's best sitcom and the legacy of late Phil Hartman. Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor, DAAAMN (124)
(AP) Spiffy Tina Fey named AP Entertainer of the Year (96)
(Daily Mail) Scary Ugliest. Car. Evar (139)
(Spike) Interesting The 7 most miscast movie roles (276)
(Onion AV Club) Hero "It was very cool to have Peter Sellers meet you at the airport with a bar of hash that looked like a Hershey bar" (16)
(Starpulse) Asinine "A Muppet Christmas Carol" named best version of Dickens' classic tale. At least it's better than Captain Picard playing Scrooge on the holo-deck (132)
(Guardian.com) Spiffy Six of the best TV title sequences, from the BBC News to Hawaii Five-O (78)
(Reuters) Interesting Screen Actors Guild delaying strike vote so it can "restore consensus." Translation: We don't have enough votes to authorize thanks to that farker Clooney, so we're taking our ball and going home. Nyah (72)
(News.com.au) Obvious The director of Marisa Tomei's latest film made her do 36 takes of her pole-dancing scene (157)
(Cracked) Fail The 20 most ridiculous Batman comics ever released. Pinkman, Tigerman, Flatman, Mummyman and Zebraman don't even make top three (36)

Mon December 22, 2008
(LA Times) Sad VHS videotape format is dead at 32 after long illness. Will be buried in black plastic coffin, whereupon it will collect dust forevermore (200)
(CBS San Francisco) Unlikely Mayor of Oakland is worried that an HBO drama about pimps will promote a negative image of one of America's most murdery cities (31)
(BBC) Misc Sopranos actor Lillo Brancato convicted for attempted burglary, found not guilty of (43)
(Yahoo) Stupid Nooooooooooooooooo (49)
(Reuters) Sad God takes another Mulligan (12)
(Phoenix New Times) Interesting What is 5 feet tall, screws Heather Locklear and has $100,000 to blow on assault rifles? (56)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing "Two things that cannot be convincingly faked are laughter and orgasm. If a movie made you laugh, as a critic you have to be honest and report that. Not so much with orgasms," and other gems from Roger Ebert (34)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Stupid Joss Whedon's "Dollhouse" getting Friday night time slot and currently filming new first episode with the original premiere to be shown as episode 2, greatly raising hopes it will turn out exactly like "Firefly" (60)
(Starpulse) Sad Pamela Anderson: WTF happened? (117)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Carmen Electra says she's going to take her engagement to tattooed douchewad man-whore #3 a little slower this time (27)
(Starpulse) Scary Ron Jeremy attacked with pepper spray while eating out friends at a Hollywood restaurant. I mean eating out WITH friends (84)
(Starpulse) Silly Rachel Weisz's fiance, director Darren Aronofsky, says they're "waiting for something special" to happen before they get married. In related news, Rachel still hasn't signed that prenup yet (63)
(Starpulse) Obvious Latest Washington-related bailout? Big-name stars are kicking in cash to help pay for the many "black-tie balls" for Obama's inauguration (18)
(The New York Times) Sad Philip Seymour Hoffman's broken pact; "if any of us ever won an Academy Award, the first person had to bark their acceptance speech like a dog" (53)

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