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Sun December 14, 2008
(Google) Spiffy 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' number one at weekend box office. Whoa (20)
(People Magazine) Asinine American Idol revamps show, plans to feature fewer bad singers (26)
(National Post) Cool Paul Shaffer wins Canada's highest civilian honour (bonus pic of Canada's hot GG) (17)
(Daily Stab) Dumbass Paris Hilton's advice for coping with the global financial crisis: "You should wear happy colors" (31)
(Reason Magazine) Obvious TV "judge porn" threatens fabric of our society with wanton judicial activism, disregard for due process, and celebration of using court system to solve every petty problem in your miserable life (19)
(Daily Star) Stupid Actor who plays a paedophile goes into hiding because people don't understand the concept of "acting" (45)
(**gulp**) Misc Ex-Cosby show star Phylicia Rashad chosen as new Jenny Craig spokeswoman, Kirstie Alley's next meal (8)
(The Sun) Spiffy Eva Mendes: "I really want to do a PETA ad with Morrissey, I'd be happy to do it naked if need be" (35)
(Some Guy) Followup Fired pilot who narced on comedian Ron White for carrying marijuana when he flew on private planes writes letter to sentencing judge recommending a stiff penalty. Thank you for flying Disgruntled Airlines (39)
(Stuff) Silly Tom Cruise gives up on being Tom Cruise, now wants to play Les Grossman forever (29)
(Now Magazine) Interesting John Mayer and Jen see couples therapist to resolve "Cakegate" (31)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Will Smith further disproves the theory that all Hollywood actors are asshats, donates his time and over 300 dinners to the needy (62)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Blake Fielder-Civil reckons he's not after estranged wife Amy Winehouse's cash - all he wants is one of her beehive wigs and all its contents (7)
(The Local (Sweden)) Misc Paul Anka's wife puts her fist on his shoulder (16)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Interview with classical vocalist Leonard Nimoy. Includes video demonstrating his moving voice (10)
(LA Times) Sad Pulp non-Fiction - screenwriter Roger Avary pleads not guilty to gross vehicular manslaughter even though Zed's dead and so is Zini (21)

Sat December 13, 2008
(People Magazine) Spiffy What does Brad Pitt consider "very brave"? The troops? his stupid, self-absorbed wife? No. Wearing a MOUSTACHE (59)
(London Times) Interesting Ex-wife discusses the last turbulent years of Hunter S. Thompson: "Most people don't associate Hunter with Candle in the Wind." Wait, what? (62)
(AP) Interesting AP's top 10 rock albums of 2008. Bonus: No Nickelback or Coldplay (175)
(Contact Music) Asinine If you find yourself in a London hospital and in need of a morphine shot, Amy Winehouse will be there to help you out (20)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren and Jason Statham are all doing an elite mercenary unit movie together. Words simply cannot encapsulate the awesome (87)
(starwars.com) Sad Desperate to seem relevant in even the most tenuous and fleeting way, Star Wars' official blog claims that Bettie Page inspired one of their robots (39)
(Daily Mail) Weird Michael Jackson auditions for Zorro: The Gay Blade II (86)
(US Magazine) Amusing How could MTV possibly top Tila Tequila? Gentlemen, meet "A Double Shot at Love" with bisexual twins. Sharp knees (69)
(Yoshi der prachtvolle Kobold) Obvious Apparently, Tyler Perry couldn't fit enough ridiculous stereotypes, poor writing, bad acting, and the comedic timing of an orphanage fire into 135 episodes per season. So, Meet the Browns. Tyler Perry (34)
(News.com.au) Obvious Tara Reid enters rehab to break addiction to getting bad plastic surgery (25)
(Entertainment Weekly) Misc Stephen King's ten best movies of 2008, featuring at least two Jason Statham flicks (96)
(Some Guy) Obvious Newest Star Trek time travel, explained for dummies. It's not like it's quantum physics or anything (133)
(Some Guy) Sad Miley Cyrus biatches that she was given a crappy used Porsche instead of a new car when she turned 16 (168)

Fri December 12, 2008
(Huffington Post) Obvious Sean Hannity responds to The Daily Show's send off of Alan Colmes. Suprisingly he has a good sense of humor about the whole thing and takes it in stride....just kidding he's a complete jag about it (145)
(BBC) Stupid Indian filmmakers rush to register movie titles in preparation for possible Bollywood film on Mumbai massacre. Songs will be a problem (17)
(Celebslam) Cool Jerry Seinfeld's estate in the Hamptons has its own baseball field (w/pic) (46)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Sad Blazing Saddles reunion cancelled, Van Johnson is dead (98)
(TMZ) Interesting Cops don't buy that Mark Ruffalo's brother shot himself in the back of the head while playing Russian Roulette (24)
(The Retroist) Misc Back in 1983 a book was published called "Letters to E.T." Here is a selection. Bonus: Speilberg grabbing E.T.'s boob (34)
(IMDB) Scary Keanu Reeves wanted to play Wolverine in the X-Men. That, like, would have been totally bogus, bub (58)
(Some Guy) Amusing It's not that Hollywood is *out* of ideas, exactly...more like the ones they have are really weird. LGT a list of scripts and plot synopsis rejected in 2008 (195)
(NCBuy) Scary Boy, you kidnap a guy's father and make some death threats and all of a sudden he's all "I'm never filming my movies in Mexico again." (17)
(Metro) Fail Tom Cruise puts to rest the questions about his sexuality by saying he wants to sing on Broadway [w/Elvis channeling video] (34)
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Silly Q: Why would Farkers ever tune into Dancing with the Stars? A: Stevie Wonder competes (91)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Can we stop giving out lifetime achievement awards now, and just start giving the proper awards to the right people instead? (11)
(Now Magazine) Misc Mariah Carey may be pregnant with Tuesday Birdsong Cannon, or some damn thing (53)
(BBC) Silly I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of geeky voices suddenly cried out in ecstasy and could not be silenced (63)
(The Sun) Followup Vinnie Jones faces assault charges for bar fight while man who glassed him goes free. That's proper farked now (30)
(Cinematical) Silly The best sci-fi remakes. No one knows what universe this author beamed in from (101)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Obvious "[Keanu Reeves] makes Mr. Spock look like Hunter S. Thompson at closing time" (93)
(LA Times) Sad Bettie Page goes tits up (432)

Thu December 11, 2008
(Bitten and Bound) Followup Private Practice actress Kate Walsh got dumped by her husband of 15 months. They just couldn't figure out how to proceed after they collected the check for their exclusive wedding pics (30)
(Some Guy) Strange New series 'Flash Forward' to try and fill the void 'Lost' leaves. Everyone on Earth blacks out and experiences 2 and a half minutes of their lives 5 months in the future (46)
(Cinematical) Spiffy Writer talks about new movie "Hot Tub Time Machine": "I was able to sell a script called Hot Tub Time Machine. To an actual movie studio. That in and of itself seems ridiculously implausible, and yet, here we are" (27)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Top 10 sexiest movies ever. No mention of "Throw Mamma from the Train" (118)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Leonard Nimoy won't be only classic TOS actor returning to J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek." Majel Barrett-Roddenberry announced as voice of the Enterprise (46)
(Newsday) Unlikely Top five ways to save 'Grey's Anatomy'. Was originally a Top seven but fitting Ninjas and Pirates into a TV hospital drama filled only with beautiful people seemed unrealistic (34)
(People Magazine) Sad Macaulay Culkin's sister killed in traffic accident. AAAUUUUUUGGGHHH (99)
(Cinematical) Stupid While Hollywood's ideas are drying up faster than Jennifer Aniston's womb, rest assured: They've found a director for "Alvin & The Chipmunk" sequel (12)
(iWon) Spiffy Jennifer Aniston poses nude for magazine cover. Which is news since, you know, she's never done that before (106)
(NYPost) Amusing The current bid for the rights to publish the first pics of Ashlee Simpson's baby is ... Zero (88)
(Yahoo) Stupid Today's Fail List: 25 great overlooked movie characters. You know, characters you might haven't heard of like Willy Wonka, Rambo and Superman (45)
(BBC) Fail Credit crunch forces DJ to sell his gold teeth (38)
(Variety) Obvious CBS exec Les Moonves: "I will bet anybody who would like to bet that 'CSI: Miami' on Monday at 10 o'clock will beat Jay [Leno] by a lot. Remember that. By a lot." (51)
(IMDB) Interesting The complete list of nominees for the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Sadly, "The Happening," "Max Payne," and "Disaster Movie" are nowhere to be seen (98)
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Why does Hollywood love Che? "Che hated artists, so how is it possible that artists still today support the image of Che Guevara?" (165)
(Yahoo) Cool Jerry Lewis to receive a special Oscar with the pickle matrix bhay-gn-flay-vn, lay-deeee (36)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Michael Jackson dissappointed to learn baby shower doesn't mean what he thinks it means (18)
(Contact Music) Stupid If you thought that a psych ward couldn't have good choreography, think again: Britney Spears to dramatize her mental breakdown in a three-part stage show (28)
(The Sun) Amusing Elizabeth Taylor looks really off the wall - looking like a mirror image of Michael Jackson (41)
(Guardian.com) Cool Golf, mother farker. Do you play it? (33)

Wed December 10, 2008
(Breitbart.com) Cool New York Film Critics name "Milk" best picture of the year. Pretty gay (130)
(Some Guy) Interesting Catch up with the cast of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". Principal Ed Rooney has to stay 1000 feet from his own school after getting caught taking pictures of Abe Froman Jr.'s sausage (82)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Kiefer Sutherland gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame for his unforgettable roles in "Lost Boys","Young Guns", "Flatliners" and "The Three Musketeers" (51)
(Entertainment Weekly) Misc "Heroes"' Sylar is apparently Lex Luthor's half-brother (45)
(Some Guy) Dumbass DMX arrested for the 8th time this year, this time in Florida so at least he's got that going for him (13)
(Gawker) Cool Conan reacts to being farked over by NBC in a way Leno cannot: by being funny (with vid) (120)
(Orlando Sentinel) Interesting Company to auction off the boat that inspired "Jaws." You're gonna need a bigger bid (11)
(People Magazine) Spiffy First photos of Ricky Martin's twins. In other news, Ricky Martin had sex. With a girl (44)
(Huffington Post) Followup Mark Ruffalo's brother died remaking a self-directed and acted version of "The Deer Hunter" (25)
(Jezebel) Amusing Carrie Fisher talks Star Wars, gay husbands and LSD. Demands Han Solo and a cookie (with video) (46)
(NewsOK) Asinine Review of Kevin Costner's new rock album using his movies as a litmus test for his music "somewhere between 'Waterworld' and 'Field of Dreams'". Yes, and a Civic is somewhere between a Versa and a Rolls Royce (11)
(MSNBC) Weird "Rock Band" video game will feature "Going Country" downloadable content. Banjo controller still not compatible (50)
(Komo) Amusing Festivus pole to be displayed at Washington capitol. Let the airing of the grievances begin (151)
(Cinematical) Cool Company unveils Ark of the Covenant business card holder. Which is great until a business contact accidentally knocks it open and his face melts off (28)
(Topless Robot) Amusing The nine most blatant knock-off action figures ever made. Live long and prosper, Tony Randall (30)
(Reuters) Obvious Cast of Matthew Perry's new soon-to-be-cancelled TV series announced (28)
(Bitten and Bound) Dumbass Tila Tequila, like, wants to adopt a baby after she makes "another billion." Maybe she should take a math course, like, first (77)
(Daily Mail) Strange Audience applauds the spectacular special effects at play unaware it was actually a prop error and an almost fatal wound (82)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Britney Spears wants you to know that the elephants in her new music video were treated respectfully, as they received the best junk food, cheap booze, and disregard that money can buy (12)
(Marketwatch) Strange Fox beams The Day The Earth Stood Still into deep space in an attempt to get some free movie advertising. Marketwatch takes the bait (60)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting What those guys in the film credits really do. Watch out for the swing gang and the gaffer's big pole (32)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Burned by complaints about downtown "Sorcerer's Gate" purple sculpture for being Satanic, Clearwater city council vows not to allow any more offensive public art (42)
(Starpulse) Stupid P. Diddy decides to help those affected in these tough economic times. Does he: a) donate money; b) volunteer at a soup kitchen; or c) take off his bling? (52)
(Newsweek) Interesting Now ol' Bo was plumb happy to get that SUV back, but he'd be danged if he was gonna rest until he got his ol' hound dawgs back too (7)
(Some Guy) Cool Bigfoot goes to the big city in new flick "Sasquatch Assault." Director says, "I want to hear, 'Did you see the movie where the Bigfoot crushed that pimp's head?'" (28)
(HecklerSpray) Cool Top 26 coolest movie cars. You know which one tops the list before you even click the link (169)
(YouTube) Cool For those who might be apprehensive about "Terminator Salvation", this new trailer might change your mind (111)

Tue December 09, 2008
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Top 10 Hollywood clone-offs: why wait to make a sequel or a remake when you can just make the same film twice? (104)
(Mirror.co.uk) Sappy Jennifer Aniston about John Mayer: "The way he thinks thoughts... it's beautiful." Clearly, he has a big dick (29)
(CNN) Amusing William...... Shatner.......tackles........... new...... talk-show....... host.....role (24)
(Sci Fi) Obvious Seven signs that Joss Whedon's new show "Dollhouse" is doomed (75)
(Variety) Interesting The movie awards race takes an interesting turn with the Los Angeles Film Critics Association naming "Wall-E" the best film of the year and "The Dark Knight" the runner-up (106)
(Stuff) Obvious Katie Holmes makes ultimate sacrifice to promote Tom Cruise's latest cinematic abortion, gets second shot of L. Ron Hubbard's sperm with the Magic Turkey Baster (31)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Paula Abdul blames "American Idol" for letting that crazy dead stalker girl on the show just to stress her out (18)
(Metro) Unlikely Dyed, turbo-tanned, nipped & tucked, pneumatically enhanced bag of antlers called Victoria Beckham says "David likes me natural" (73)
(Billboard) Interesting Trent Reznor says Nine Inch Nails will stop touring until he can find a "different approach" to playing live, meaning until he finds a way to fill all those empty seats next time they go on tour (76)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Bon Jovi's lawyer charged with selling bogus financial statements, music (12)
(Starpulse) Amusing Apparently that femme looking kid from the Twilight movies was too masculine to be a male model. Well, that and Hansel, he's so hot right now (64)
(AP) Interesting The queen of the airwaves is also the queen of yo-yo dieting: Oprah says she now weighs as much as an NFL strong safety (111)
(Charleston Gazette) Ironic "Most Wanted" TV Show host pleads guilty to breaking and entering, doing it wrong (31)
(Fox News) Unlikely Justin Timberlake is hitting this? Where's the outrage? Karma? Mine? (67)
(USA Today) Stupid Farkers old enough to remember Evel Knievel in his prime can only hope that Robbie Knievel's plan to jump the Mirage Volcano is as big a pile of fail as his Dad's jump of the Caesar's fountain (67)
(Wordpress) Weird Megan Fox "My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why" (66)
(Fox News) Weird Raise your hand if you're sure you don't need to shave your armpits. Not so fast, Julia Roberts (34)
(Daily Stab) Fail American Idol season 3 winner Fantasia holds true to her name and sticks with the familiar theme of failure from her past - Her North Carolina home is being foreclosed on (57)
(Geno's World) Fail Introducing the ever unpopular Nick and Linda Hogan to a rowdy Xtreme fighting crowd may not be the smartest idea ever (39)
(Stuff) Asinine Kate Winslet criticized for bringing sexy back... to the Holocaust (100)
(BBC) Sad Godfather of British children's television dies. "Bagpuss gave a big yawn, and settled down to sleep. And of course when Bagpuss goes to sleep, all his friends go to sleep too" (12)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting ABC to try and ruin NBC's Super Bowl with "Wipeout" half time special. Bruce Springsteen or Big Balls, what say you? (54)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting 19 movie stars and their one top film that's been forgotten about. Or: any excuse to big up "The Last Boy Scout" (91)
(Some Guy Not At the Movies) Fail New "Punisher" movie has smallest opening weekend gross ever for a Marvel Comics adaptation. Yes, even worse than "Howard the Duck" (128)
(E! Online) Strange New promo for Lost reveals a new Dharma station. It's a streetlight (68)

Mon December 08, 2008
(Starpulse) Followup Clint Eastwood declares that he isn't finished with acting, harassing punks (22)
(Some Guy) Obvious Warner Bros. trying to figure out how to cast another Harry Potter movie based on J.K. Rowling's newest book of unrelated short stories (24)
(TVWeek) Interesting Your parents will soon be able to fall asleep to Jay Leno 90 minutes earlier, as NBC signs him to the 10pm weekday slot (78)
(Contact Music) Interesting Bon Scott's son wants to play his father in a biopic. For his sake, I hope he's not a method actor (11)
(Deceiver) Silly Demi Moore looks surprised at plastic surgery rumors. But then, she always looks surprised (44)
(Spike) Interesting The Top 10 Movies that should have rocked but didn't (581)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Fail NBC might scale back programming hours, tries to blame the industry instead of "Knight Rider" and "Crusoe" (124)
(NYPost) Cool With nothing better to do, Bill Murray has taken to crashing random parties (58)
(Contact Music) Interesting Daniel Craig denies that the next Bond film will be a direct sequel to "Quantum of Solace." No word yet as to whether or not the next film will be anywhere near as boring as "Quantum of Solace" (83)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Interesting You know that sequel to I am Legend that was going to have Will Smith in it, and make no sense and be unwatchable? Scratch that, it's going to be a prequel again, and it sounds pretty good actually (41)
(Starpulse) Dumbass 50 Cent locks himself out of his car and gets ticketed by a parking attendant. Dumbass tag narrowly emerges victorious after an epic battle to the death with Amusing tag, Fail tag, Silly tag, and Stupid tag (13)
(SFGate) Obvious Heath Ledger's apartment taken off the rental market because prospective tenants are so serious (33)
(Chud) Unlikely Osama bin Laden saved us from "Forrest Gump 2" (35)
(Sci Fi) Cool In the lead-up to Battlestar Galactica's season premier, Scifi releases a new extended 'Catch the Frak Up' video (62)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Silly Roger Ebert reviews the worst movie review of all time (37)
(Sci Fi) Cool If you're a fan of science fiction, fantasy or horror, Forest Ackerman influenced you more than you can ever know. Here's 25 reasons how (40)
(Pajamas Media) Stupid I told those fudgepackers in Customs I liked Michael Bolton's music (24)
(Contact Music) Hero Lee Majors, actor. A man hardly greedy. Women, he can help carry your clothes. He has the empathy. He has the grace to buy the day's 1st meal for a homeless man. Lee Majors will be that good. Better than he was before. Better, nicer, kinder (45)
(Houston Chronicle) Amusing At the Kennedy Center Honors, President Bush and Streisand kissed, then Clint Eastwood said of Morgan Freeman: "You're a great good luck charm...everything you touch is fine by me." Pics of neither, fortunately (13)
(Den Of Geek) Amusing The batmobile goes on the promotional tour around the UK. And gets a parking ticket (pics included) (22)
(Daily Mail) Cool Emma Watson announces that she would "go naked for the right role", unfortunately she isn't counting the scripts that subby has been sending (290)
(Latino Review) Interesting The next Batman movie's most fan-requested villains and who should play them. Dick Cheney as The Penguin surprisingly absent (174)
(NYPress) Amusing Reporter says Andy Samberg can't hold a candle to Weird Al Yankovic, yells at kids to get off his lawn (54)
(Celebridiot) Scary Pamela Anderson has officially lost it and shows it off with her "I have gone crazy" smile on the red carpet (42)
(Entertainment Weekly) Misc Studio boots "Twilight" director from sequel. Millions of teenage girls stay up all night to protest (28)

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