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Sun December 07, 2008
(London Times) Obvious In latest proof Hollywood is out of ideas: the 100 worst movies of 2008. In other words, pretty much all of them (37)
(London Times) Obvious Why Blockbuster is kicking Netflix's pasty ass (56)
(Entertainment Weekly) Sad How much do the movies in theaters suck right now? "Four Christmases" is the number one movie for the second week in a row (28)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The top 50 tripping scenes in movies. Read it with someone you trust (34)
(Yahoo) Interesting Top 25 teen idols of all time. Subby's teen love made the list, did yours? (52)
(Entertainment Weekly) Unlikely The top 25 smartest people in TV (71)
(People Magazine) Followup Stephanie from "Full House" went to school, got married/divorced, got on/off meth, married again, had a kid, & is getting divorced again. A guaranteed "what went wrong" book. Bonus: She turned out hot even on meth (47)
(Bitten and Bound) Scary Kevin Costner signs one-year deal with NASCAR. To sing. In public (21)
(AP) Scary Alyssa Milano seeks restraining order against man who hiked several miles to reach her, confirming again that anyone who walks in Los Angeles is suspect (39)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Robbie Williams has convinced girlfriend Adya Field that there's alien stuff underwater off the coast of Malibu (12)
(Screen Junkies) Amusing Michael Bay's Amazon wish list. It includes 366 Turduckens, yet no guide to make a plot-driven movie devoid of needless explosions (29)
(News Of The World) Obvious Amy Winehouse's husband demands £1 million or he'll write a tell-all book, which would be a real blow to her stellar reputation (18)
(News.com.au) Strange Seriously, Gwyneth, why the white undies? (46)
(Sun Journal (Maine)) Obvious Bruce Campbell doesn't try to make bad films, it just happens that way (36)
(Daily Mail) Scary Man:0, Wild:1 (345)
(LA Times) Sad B-movie actress, Fred MacMurray's TV wife, and "Mystery Science Theater 3000" regular Beverly Garland dies at 82 (20)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Previously unseen candid photos from The Godfather (20)

Sat December 06, 2008
(broadcastingcable) Interesting We'll get to see Jimmy Fallon suck on "Late Night" six months in advance (50)
(News.com.au) Obvious "Kevin Federline a regular guy," if by "regular guy" you mean a man who dumps his girl when she gets chubby, and hooks back up with her when she's lean and fine again (27)
(MTV) Weird Sigourney Weaver talks about making another movie starring Ripley, but without the alien (51)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Jennifer Aniston tired of the rumors about her barren, dusty womb, finally whips out her puppies for a photo shoot. Well, one of them, anyway, but it's fabulous (59)
(Onion AV Club) Cool Wes Anderson reflects on his past work as "Bottle Rocket" gets a re-release. Like much of his movies, this interview is somewhat pretentious, vaguely satisfying but ultimately entertaining (40)
(Reuters) Strange "Heath Ledger gets posthumous film award". Dude, not only is he dead, but now they're killing awards for him? (23)
(BBC) Scary Someone in South Dakota just started a fight with Bullet Tooth Tony (35)
(Yahoo) Obvious Oprah: "I'm not seeking job with Obama." Translation: "I can't afford a pay cut" (39)
(Now Magazine) Interesting George Clooney spends $2,000 on malt whisky on a night out in London with pals. Obviously wasn't feeling very thirsty, then (20)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Misc Roger Ebert names the Top Ten--uh, Top Twenty--Best Films of 2008. In hard times, a two-for-one sale (73)
(AccessAtlanta) Spiffy Bob Newhart talks about his new movie. In other news, Bob Newhart is still alive (28)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad Legendary Chicago DJ Steve Dahl laid off after eleventy-jillion years in radio business. No more disco demolition days in Chicago (33)
(BestChristmasdays) Cool 100 Greatest Christmas Shows: Sure, "A Charlie Brown Christmas" tops the list but at #66 the "Star Wars Holiday Special" with Bea Arthur, Jefferson Starship and a coked-out Carrie Fisher just can't be beat (48)
(LA Times) Sad Sci-bye (56)
(SFGate) Sad Intergenerationally faptastic pinup model Bettie Page hospitalized after heart attack (60)

Fri December 05, 2008
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool James Cameron may learn that everything burns; Warner Bros to put The Dark Knight back in theaters next month, only 77 million short of Titanic's domestic record (110)
(Yahoo) Obvious Top 25 Worst Comic-to-Movie adaptations. Submitter disagrees with half of the list but will let the geeks sort it out (80)
(CBC) Cool Kids In The Hall returning to TV. The tag says it all (100)
(Radio Exile) Amusing Official Timeline To Coldplay Ripping Everybody Off (135)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Video Possibly the awesomest movie coming to Sundance '09 - Dead Snow (trailer included) (55)
(Spike) Amusing Top 10 road rage songs. War's "why can't we be friends" amazingly not listed (84)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting Blogger spends a year doing everything Oprah told her. Now her life is perfect (62)
(WSRZ) Stupid Oprah has sand in her vagina over Sarah Palin not accepting her interview invite (76)
(WSRZ) Dumbass Just in case anyone needed just a little more evidence that Kanye West is the biggest narcissist on the planet, read some of his recent quotes (67)
(Gawker) Dumbass Leveraged as massively as the amount of hairspray he puts on his comb-over, Donald Trump can't make a $40 million loan payment, so he countersues the lender (27)
(Seacoastonline.com) Amusing Paris Hilton's new BFF maintains a straight-edge lifestyle "with limited drinking and no sex." Sounds like she's the yin to Paris's yang, or the panties to her crotch (55)
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy Stephen Colbert calls on audience to topple Kanye West's album from the top of the charts on ITunes. And whaddaya know, he did it (207)
(Boston Globe) Obvious Nightclub dress codes discriminate against men so the bouncers can make sure the place doesn't look like a sausage-fest (74)
(Starpulse) Sappy Noah Wyle got all emotional about his return to "ER." Was spotted pounding a wall screaming, "why, oh why God did I do this?" (29)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious New Punisher movie gets only 2 stars. No, this is not a repeat from 1989 and 2004 (93)
(UPI) Followup Boy George guilty of false imprisonment, bad music (28)
(Newsday) Interesting ABC to air reality show about the Department of Homeland Security. It will be an hour of paperwork, union-mandated breaks, and puzzled looks while illegals cross the border (61)
(Reuters) Interesting Guitarist suing Coldplay for plagiarism. Authorities baffled as to why he'd want credit (86)
(Contact Music) PSA Erik Estrada becomes a real cop. Says he can't wait to pull people over and call them a homo (33)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Five outside shots for the Oscars. Or: someone please give Robert Downey Jr a gong (49)
(Komo) Interesting Movie theater permits developmentally disabled children to talk back to the screen. They need one for adults, too (125)
(The Sun) Interesting "Funniest commercial of all time" features fisherman wrestling a bear for a salmon. 'Dude, you bought a Dell' guy unavailable for comment (67)

Thu December 04, 2008
(Some Guy) Obvious Alan Rickman doesn't know the difference between Big Studio pictures and Independent film-making. "To be perfectly honest, my head doesn't know what's different." You've been Rickman-Rolled (61)
(MontrealMirror) Cool Super Dave Osborne, the "greatest daredevil superstar entertainer of all time," discusses DVD anthology "Super Dave's Super Stunt Spectacular" and getting credit from Jackass' Johnny Knoxville. Suck it, Evel Knievel (27)
(LA Weekly) Wheaton Wil Wheaton's Super Happy Fun Slide: Reflections on an Acting Career (29)
(SlashFilm) Cool "Repo Man" sequel starts filming next month, with Alex Cox directing and produced by David Lynch. Plate o' shrimp (67)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Could Heroes actually become good again? (85)
(Some Guy) Sad Paul Benedict, Bentley on "The Jeffersons", moves on up to the deluxe apartment in the sky (41)
(UPI) Obvious Kid Rock named as this year's Grand Marshal of Mardi Gras Parade. Obvious tag chokes out Asinine tag with handful of foobie beads (29)
(Yahoo) Interesting "Slumdog Millionaire" beats out "Disaster Movie" and "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" to win Best Film honors from the National Board of Review of Motion Pictures (18)
(LA Times) Obvious MTV staff gets slashed as Viacom realizes it only takes one intern to keep rerunning the 2007 VMA's every three hours (29)
(IMDB) Stupid "Full House: They're All Legal Now" might be coming to your TV soon, if Uncle Jesse has his way (38)
(NY Magazine) Stupid Broadway truly hits, well, rock bottom: A "Flintstones" musical is in the works (11)
(Hartford Courant) Dumbass ♫ Regis backed his car into a cop car the other day ♫ Insurance paid off, sometimes life's ok ♫ (20)
(Esquire) Interesting Alex Trebek "What I Learned" interview: "Give me a gun and put me near somebody who is just mean and I'll blow him away. No second thoughts about it" (29)
(TMZ) Stupid Britney Spears' first husband Jason Alexander sentenced to community service for DUI, but didn't show up for duty at the morgue. Afraid he might find Britney's career (30)
(Yahoo) Video In need of your L O S T fix? Heres a fun little video to keep the DTs at bay (36)
(Celebslam) Obvious Carnie Wilson attempts to eat an ice cream cone from McDonalds, insanity ensues (48)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting Doing a nice reality show that helps poor people actually drew a big audience. Fox stunned (31)
(Comedy Central) Silly 80% of people in New York are minorities. Wouldn't that mean they're the majority? (47)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Show about a guy who's a sex addict, played by a guy who's a sex addict, gets greenlit for third season (30)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sad Next up on the Hollywood remake block, "They Live" and "Romancing the Stone" (80)
(Some Guy) Interesting Interview with Gene Roddenberry shortly before he died, in which he reveals Spock was supposed to be a midget and Kirk should never meet Picard (62)
(TechRepublic) Cool List of classic science fiction novels and where they are in the process of having Hollywood horribly mangle them on the big screen (210)
(LA Times) Interesting "The Rachel Zoe Project" is renewed for a second season, during which Rachel will eat a carb and develop a second facial expression (22)
(Daily Stab) Scary Keri Russell looks like death in the December issue of Details Magazine (75)
(Some Guy) Obvious Kim Kardashian says she may want to pose in Playboy again after discovering that there are still two people on Earth who still haven't seen her naked (94)
(LA Times) Stupid You know how I know you're gay? You gave Coldplay seven Grammy nominations. Oh, and you're also retarded because Lil Wayne got eight (117)
(Some Cat on a Fence) Amusing Music producer talks about famous musicians in the recording studio. "I remember busting (Neil Young) for singing out of tune, and he shot back, 'Hey, man That's my sound'" (38)
(Cracked) Amusing The 25 worst rapper names of all time (129)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Open letter to action movie editors and directors: can you cut your action sequences so we've got a chance of seeing what's actually happening? (101)
(ABC News) Amusing "It has almost become a rite of passage for these leading Hollywood actors to take on a gay role." Not that there's anything wrong with that (28)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Thankfully, Phil Collins' daughter takes after her mother (65)
(Telegraph) Strange Composer wills his own skull to Royal Shakespearean Company for use during "Hamlet." RSC refuses, saying a real skull is too icky. Besides, the composer has been decomposing for a long time now (28)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Hero NBC comes to senses, halts production on "Knight Rider" (74)

Wed December 03, 2008
(some dude) Sad Sunshine of Mark Ruffalo's brother's mind not so spotless, eternal (21)
(Some Guy) Interesting Miley Cyrus requesting emancipation from parents. Morning after pills are much easier to get this way (71)
(Independent) Spiffy Vin Diesel to star in "dead language version" movie of Hannibal crossing the Alps. EVERYBODY PUNIC (45)
(Dlisted) Amusing Kanye West responds to Stephen Colbert, by asking "Who is Stephen Colbert?" Uses a formidable restraint in the CAPS lock department, for once (70)
(Defamer) Interesting "Che" biopic trailer is up, starring Benicio Del Toro. A new generation is set to learn that he was Castro's right hand man and a filthy commie war criminal. No word if the last scene is him begging like a dog for his life (253)
(Sci Fi) Interesting To your left, an article explaining that Watchmen movie will be shorter than originally intended. To your right, a bunch of pissed off geeks (93)
(AP) Misc Bea Arthur to be inducted into the TV Academy Hall of Fame. With "you would hit it" picture (37)
(iF Magazine) Interesting "Jonah Hex" the next comic book movie adaptation ... prompting everyone to say "What the fark is Jonah Hex?" (53)
(Broadcasting and CAble) Interesting HBO planning a sports comedy show, vows to shoot Robert Wuhl if he even thinks about sending in his resume (29)
(Hartford Courant) Cool Have a hankering to see the Rudolph or Frosty TV special you loved from the past while curled up on the couch with a hot cup of Bosco? Here's the schedule for December (133)
(Bitten and Bound) Interesting Ivana Trump has herself a rebound boy toy....this one is 15 years younger than her last boy toy. Other than money, what IS the draw? (28)
(Yahoo) Interesting Actor Mario Lopez tapped to host the 2009 Miss America competition and tap the second runner-up (33)
(Starpulse) Stupid Natalie Cole is still not sure how she possibly could have contracted Hepatitis-C. Hint: it rhymes with "beroin naddiction" (17)
(Examiner) Amusing Facebook disables Lindsay Lohan's account. Thankfully, her Fark account is still secure (183)
(Fox News) Asinine Jessica Simpson watches a Discovery Channel special on the Da Vinci Code and is now interested in Theology. Which is like watching Schoolhouse Rock and wanting to become a Senator (53)
(Starpulse) Followup Dr Pepper apologizes to Guns N' Roses, makes plans to ship vouchers for free soda to every household in America. Just kidding, they politely tell Axl and company to fark off (24)
(CBS Miami) Cool The Prince of F'n Darkness turns 60 today.....SHAAAAAROOOONNNNN (152)
(Starpulse) Obvious It appears that Tyler Perry's "Tyler Perry," starring Tyler Perry and featuring Tyler Perry, might not be Tyler Perry's after all (37)
(Some Guy) Sad Mel Gibson passes on Mad Max 4, will concentrate on Lethal Weapon 5 and Passion of the Christ: A New Beginning (43)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool Two minutes of the LOST season opener... which breaks down to 120 seconds... which equals 108 + 4 + 8... MY GOD, IT ALL MAKES SENSE (122)
(Us Magazine) Interesting Mary-Kate Olsen is not pregnant. You'd know if she were, because it would look like a basketball duct-taped to a broom handle (19)
(dark horizons) Followup The Justice League movie that was greenlit, on-hold because of the strike, fast-tracked, shelved indefinitely, reinstated, then on hold again without George Miller is now back on track, with George Miller (25)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing Roger Ebert finally reviews Ben Stein's creationist movie. Expelled (193)
(Huffington Post) Followup Gary Coleman pleads no contest to disorderly conduct, wearing a cowboy hat and overalls to court. Pic? Yes, please (19)
(LA Times) Amusing TV magician Criss Angel's pretentious live show bombing due to bad word-of-mouth from Las Vegas taxi drivers (27)
(UGO) Sad Corey Feldman: "There is no Goonies 2. I'm sorry but it's just not gonna happen." (43)
(Contact Music) Interesting In the entertainment system, one actress is thinking of quitting a long-running TV drama. This is Mariska Hargitay's story. *DONK DONK* (51)
(Coming Soon) Silly If these new photos are any indication, the upcoming "Street Fighter" movie could give "Troll 2" a run for its money (41)
(SFGate) Unlikely Roman Polanski seeks dismissal of 1978 sex charges, wants to know if Anna Paquin has a daughter yet (45)
(Jalopnik) Cool George Lucas' student thesis found: "A man and his car." With video (27)

Tue December 02, 2008
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting ABC schedules Nathan Fillion's new police drama titled "Castle" (or "The Show That's Kinda Like 'The Mentalist' But Stars the Guy From 'Firefly'") (49)
(E! Online) Followup Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in a deathbed (45)
(Starpulse) Obvious Daniel Radcliffe has come to terms with the fact that he'll always be remembered as the wand-waving title character in the Harry Potter series, not as his wand-waving character in Equus (37)
(Starpulse) Cool Tyler Durden crowned the greatest movie character of all time, edging out the right-hand of the evil galactic empire and a psychotic clown (146)
(Media Morgue) Stupid The Justice League movie that was greenlit, on-hold because of the strike, fast-tracked, shelved indefinitely and then reinstated, is now on hold again. This time without George Miller (14)
(SlashFilm) Cool New Wolverine photos. He looks as pissed off as ever (78)
(iF Magazine) Interesting "Lost's" four-toed foot statue to get some love in season five, writer/producer says (57)
(UPI) Interesting Shia LaBeouf to ruin a new Grisham thriller (38)
(The Sun) Interesting Wonder what Bryan Adams has been up to besides being stalked? Well he has taken nude pics of Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood and Peaches Geldof for an actual magazine and not in a motel room [w/slightly unsafe entwined naked bodies pic] (34)
(Free Press) Misc 'According to Jim' starts 8th season. So much for that whole Rachel Ray / Ann Coulter 'proof of God' thing (54)
(MSNBC) Sad Kirsten Dunst granted restraining order against stalker. OH, WHY DO YOU DENY OUR LOVE?  T-Shirt (148)
(Cinematical) Spiffy Because he has no other projects lined up, Guillermo Del Toro set to direct stop-motion remake of Roald Dahl's "The Witches" (19)
(Some Guy) Interesting Man who spent decades studying The Star Wars Christmas Special says "Eight is the magical age when it comes to enjoying it." Nine is too old. Yes, too old to complete the training (33)
(Contact Music) Stupid Cedric the Excusemaker blames one New York critic for the failure of "American Buffalo" (32)
(Daily Mail) Scary If you remember how hot Tina Turner used to be, for the love of Flying Spaghetti Monster, don't click this link (95)
(Daily Mail) Strange It might seem odd that Bryan Adams, who hasn't had a hit in nearly 20 years, has two stalkers. But they're from Romania, which means they just heard "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" for the first time last week (21)
(Contact Music) Stupid "Zoolander 2" may start production soon, will make "Night at the Museum 2" look like "Citizen Kane" (83)
(Stuff) Weird It is a truth universally acknowledged that the Jane Austen museum would appreciate it if people stopped leaving their dead relatives all over the lawns  T-Shirt (11)
(Contact Music) Stupid Simon Cowell: "Britney Spears was in awe of me." Then again, Britney stands in awe of shiny objects and deep-fried Cheetos, so that's nothing to brag about (19)
(Reuters) Stupid J.K. Rowling releases her super honest swear-to-God-it's-true-this-time last book in the Harry Potter series. Again (49)
(Variety) Followup David Gregory set to continue the long line of men who look like Muppets hosting "Meet the Press" (55)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Silly Hollywood is out of ideas reason #10,351: "Speed 3" is in the works. Bonus, Keanu Reeves to reprise role from the original flick (60)
(New Zealand Herald) Followup Boy George admits to handcuffing escort to bed, fails to offer explanation for why he's slowly turning into The Penguin (17)
(News.com.au) Spiffy Bond's underwater Lotus sold at auction. New owner struggling to get the smell of fish from back seat (16)
(Variety) Spiffy Sci-Fi Channel greenlights new series "Caprica," starring that guy from "The Fly 2" as possibly the fifth Cylon (41)

Mon December 01, 2008
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Citing paralyzing fear of clowns, Tim Kring says "nothing in the works" for Wil Wheaton on Heroes (37)
(MTV) Obvious Miley Cyrus says she'd love to work with Vanity Fair's phtographer Annie Leibovitz again. In a few years, it's expected that the phrase "arch your back a little more" will be heard on a regular basis (43)
(Some Guy) Silly Keanu Reeves says turning forty was like being "in a club with a secret handshake." Whoa (24)
(Starpulse) Obvious Ron Howard almost STFU, but then chose not to (33)
(Bitten and Bound) Followup Ivana Trump burned through her fourth husband. Her boy toy was a great playmate but apparently not marriage material....then again, how would she know? (10)
(People Magazine) Obvious Re-hotted Britney Spears laments on the difficulty of forgoing corn chips and derangement (39)
(NYPost) Interesting TV catch phrases are dead because the audience is too fragmented now. Meanwhile, the Macy's Day parade is rickrolled. Your dog wants the Internet (112)
(People Magazine) Misc Rikki Lake can't believe she was once fat. People can't believe Rikki Lake is still alive (47)
(io9) Wheaton What power should Wil Wheaton have on "Heroes"? Ability to wear awesome sweaters suspiciously absent (187)
(Vanity Fair) Cool Tina Fey reveals how she got her scar, which Vanity Fair appears to have air-brushed out in this awesomely sexy photo (SFW) (93)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool The rare TV show that would actually make a nifty movie: The creator of HBO's "Rome" says he wants to revive the show on the big screen (52)
(Some Guy) Wheaton Fark's favorite Star Trek know-it-all appears at a nerd convention with sci-fi author John Scalzi, shows off the awesome portrait the writer commissioned for him (pic) (25)
(Daily Stab) Obvious Madonna and A-Rod coincidentally in the same place same time again - this time it's Mexico City - who are they trying to fool (22)
(Some Guy) Silly Hollywood is out of ideas: "Planet of the Apes" prequel on the way. Still no explanation for chimp Abe Lincoln (66)
(Entertainment Weekly) Unlikely Paris Hilton finishes writing, recording second album, claims it's similar to Kylie Minogue. Which is like comparing Oasis to U2 (73)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Turbonegro guitarist Knut Schreiner beats cancer. It was lymphoma though, not knut cancer. Still no cure for crappy band names (38)
(Telegraph) Spiffy Nigella Lawson is under criticism for re-using old footage for a new series, but the hell with that piddling news - TFA comes with a truly delightful picture of her decolletage (52)
(The Sun) Followup Miranda Kerr denies rumors of engagement to Orlando Bloom, says she's still not sure he's heterosexual (11)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Defending the death of Batman: "The staggering reality, far from Grant Morrison being a bad writer, is that many people criticising this series are bad readers" (90)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Fans are shocked, SHOCKED that Britney Spears lipsynched at the X Factor (64)
(UPI) Cool The City University of New York is offering a course entitled "South Park and Political Correctness".........Sweeeeet (18)
(Gizmodo) Interesting Apparently, consumers are unaware that now is the time to buy Blu-Ray players (152)

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