If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
GoogleWeb Fark
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.

(Headline T-Shirts are still available for archive links.)
Sun November 09, 2008
(Some Guy) Dumbass Pope claims Mexico City is too high for someone his age to visit  T-Shirt (10)
(Onion AV Club) Cool The Mystery Science Theater 3000 reunion interview: "I didn't think we'd be alive in 20 years"  T-Shirt (18)
(Celebitchy) Cool Angelina Jolie apologizes to Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston: Fark off  T-Shirt (28)
(Celebitchy) Obvious Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are on the rocks, trannies in Van Nuys expected to make awesome tips this weekend  T-Shirt (11)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Philip Seymour Hoffman doesn't know whether or not he'd be a good Penguin in the next Batman movie. No idea. Not a clue. Not that he's not eager to find out, now. No, not at all. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY  T-Shirt (43)
(Daily Stab) Obvious Pam Anderson says her boys are starting to get teased at school over the sex tape - What they don't realize is that once they hit puberty those kids will be lining up to be their best friends  T-Shirt (27)
(Stuff) Hero Christina Applegate is giving herself a birthday gift that keeps on giving  T-Shirt (35)
(io9) Asinine Not News: Batman - The city, is suing over the success of "The Dark Knight." News: The city is not suing D.C. comics or WB. Fark: The city is suing Christopher Nolan  T-Shirt (40)
(Now Magazine) Obvious Destiny's Child's Michelle Williams wants to fill the void left by her lack of solo success by finding a husband and having kids  T-Shirt (6)
(ABC News) Wheaton "Where are they now" article on child stars. Photo gallery includes some tool from "Star Trek TNG"  T-Shirt (49)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Amusing New details of "Star Trek" revealed. James Tiberius Kirk apparently now drives a '60s Corvette. Mark Hamill wondered where that went  T-Shirt (39)
(Topless Robot) Spiffy 10 people in superhero comics who died and actually stayed dead  T-Shirt (53)
(Geno's World) Fail Tara Reid says she would never do Playboy. Playboy is secretly relieved  T-Shirt (29)
(The Sun) Interesting Sarah Jessica Parker says that a second "Sex and the City" movie isn't hot to trot just yet  T-Shirt (12)
(SFFMedia.com) Weird After blowing the budget on special effects for the new Star Trek prequel, J. J. Abrams has been forced to borrow the old coloured T-shirts used by members of the original TV show  T-Shirt (14)
(YouTube) Spiffy Lou Ferrigno is 57. Here's hoping he has a smashing birthday. Watch him meet "himself" at bodybuilding competition (thanks to incredible '80s FX), then pose and bring down house  T-Shirt (17)
(The Sun) Obvious Will Smith voted America's most popular star. Where's your Carrot Top now?  T-Shirt (10)
(SFFMedia.com) Interesting Christian Bale will battle 10 new Terminator robot models in "Terminator Salvation", including a giant Terminator called the "Harvestor", and an angry toaster with a death wish  T-Shirt (32)
(News Of The World) Silly If you had "96 days" in the "how long will Peaches Geldof's marriage last" pool, please come forward to claim your skank  T-Shirt (12)
(Starpulse) Amusing Samuel L. Jackson doesn't want to motherfarking retake his motherfarking driving test when he motherfarking turns 60, motherfarker  T-Shirt (9)

Sat November 08, 2008
(UPI) Spiffy Steve Carell to star in "The Beaver" about a man who treats a beaver hand puppet like a real-life being, not to be confused with subby's movie about his hand puppet that he has treated like a real-life beaver since his early teens  T-Shirt (39)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Top 10 greatest movie rants of all time. To find out which ones they missed, click the link to the right  T-Shirt (209)
(Some Guy) Sad Good news: Brett Ratner will not direct "Beverly Hills Cop IV." Fark: Because he's too busy filming "Conan the Barbarian." How's that for a banana in your tailpipe  T-Shirt (23)
(Dlisted) Stupid Beyonce knowles meets with DC Comics and Warner Bros people, in a bid for the lead role in upcoming "Wonder Woman" movie  T-Shirt (67)
(Geno's World) Interesting Jennifer Love Hewitt talks about her wedding dress, having babies, being called fat and directing for the first time  T-Shirt (32)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Kevin Bacon's son wants to play James Bond when he grows up. His father might be able to help him, since Kevin Bacon has a lot of connections  T-Shirt (31)
(Contact Music) Interesting Nick Fury will have a lot of say in what Samuel L. Jackson does in 2009  T-Shirt (24)
(Contact Music) Stupid If you ever wanted to know what Sean Penn thought of Guy Ritchie's divorce from Madonna, you're in luck... and in need of some serious mental help  T-Shirt (11)
(Daily Mail) Hero The charming Terry Pratchett gives an update on his health and his writing. He still has "it"  T-Shirt (50)
(Starpulse) Obvious Paris Hilton's new film opens up to surprisingly positive reviews from the film community. Just kidding, it's "easily one of the worst movies of the year, if not all time"  T-Shirt (43)
(Contact Music) Fail Paul McCartney to voice a character in "Shrek 4". In other news, someone decided to make "Shrek 4"  T-Shirt (26)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Pink tackles John Mayer because "he only sleeps with thick chicks"  T-Shirt (46)
(Topless Robot) Obvious Eight PG-rated movies that had no farking business being rated PG (115)
(I-Mockery) Amusing I-Mockery's in-depth look at "Leprechaun" - a horror-comedy full of Irish stereotypes and Garth's worst nightmare  T-Shirt (20)
(The Sun) Amusing Jeremy Clarkson's Top Gear is regularly dissing other TV shows in code that only Morse Code geeks can hear  T-Shirt (33)

Fri November 07, 2008
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool Tired of watching "Knight Rider" and "Heroes" yet? ABC has just announced the premiere date for "Lost"  T-Shirt (51)
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange Having lost all cultural relevance in the English-speaking world, Chevy Chase to be unfunny in 4 episodes of a Swedish sitcom. Preview: "Hi, I'm Chevy Chase and bork bork bork" (*lame pitfall*)  T-Shirt (32)
(Canoe) Interesting "The Office" has a token Canadian writer who's the go-to guy on Canadian issues. He's written an upcoming episode, "X-Y-Zed"  T-Shirt (41)
(Star Magazine) Amusing Ashton Kutcher is coaching a high school freshman football team, and the kids like him about as much as they liked "The Butterfly Effect"  T-Shirt (45)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting The facts were these: when Pushing Daisies is eventually cancelled, Bryon Fuller plans to return to write for Heroes  T-Shirt (44)
(MTV) Obvious CW Network pushes Baby Robin off high wire, finally realizes "The Graysons" was a colossally ridiculous idea  T-Shirt (17)
(MTV) Weird Hollywood is out of good ideas, but it still has weird ones: Steven Spielberg and Will Smith to remake brutal South Korean flick "Oldboy"  T-Shirt (79)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Lisa Rinna says she may have gone too far with injectable cosmetic surgery. Well, she didn't say it, her publicist did because Lisa can't get her two bratwurst-sized lips to form any words  T-Shirt (31)
(Wired) Interesting Oxford researchers, working 24/7, list the worst phrases used. It's a nightmare that will need a fairly unique solution. At this moment in time I personally think, with all due respect, it's not rocket science or anything. Absolutely  T-Shirt (85)
(TVWeek) Interesting Oprah to quit her syndicated talk show in 2011 in order to concentrate on her TV network and on buying her own state  T-Shirt (22)
(io9) Spiffy TV show "Chuck" to hand out 150 million 3-D glasses for an upcoming episode, hopefully one which highlights Yvonne Strahovski  T-Shirt (50)
(NYPost) Obvious CBS lawyers say Dan Rather's wrongful dismissal lawsuit is as absurd as roping a three-legged bull with packing twine  T-Shirt (14)
(Baltimore Sun) Spiffy "Girls Next Door" co-star Kendra Wilkinson trades up from Hef to a Philadelphia Eagles receiver who can run the deep post every night  T-Shirt (44)
(Yahoo) Amusing How do you get to Carnegie Hall? If you're Katt Williams, by getting arrested for driving without plates and with an unlicensed gun, then making bail just in time for your show  T-Shirt (33)
(Some Guy) Scary Posh Spice now looking like something out of a George Romero movie (pics)  T-Shirt (32)
(Now Magazine) Cool Forget Barack Obama becoming the first black president. Colin Salmon to be first black Doctor Who  T-Shirt (73)
(Daily Mail) Hero Though legally they can watch it, a cinema group has banned children from its showing of Quantum Of Solace so the adults can enjoy it in peace  T-Shirt (54)
(Some Fabulous Guy) Interesting Melissa Etheridge, upset over Prop 8 passing, won't pay taxes anymore as a "Second Class Citizen"  T-Shirt (1105)
(NPR) Scary Brit Hume to step down as Fox News anchor. Scary tag for the reasons he gives  T-Shirt (314)

Thu November 06, 2008
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Asinine The new management at Fox has decided to air Joss Whedon's "Dollhouse" on Fridays just like Firefly. This is bad news....for fans  T-Shirt (56)
(Deceiver) Dumbass Tila Tequila to become first person on Earth to publish a book before learning to read  T-Shirt (44)
(G4TV) Stupid A sign that Hollywood is really, really, really, REALLY out of ideas: "Universal Soldier III: A New Beginning"  T-Shirt (26)
(Some Guy) Interesting Angry parents force Disney to pull controversial "Hannah Montana" episode about diabetes. Upcoming show depicting Miley getting a measles vaccination postponed indefinitely  T-Shirt (88)
(Daily Mail) Misc Teen heartthrob David Cassidy to tour Europe. This is not a repeat from 1972  T-Shirt (14)
(Some Guy) Obvious Kate Mulgrew discusses challenges of being female captain of U.S.S. Voyager. "I didn't want her to look like someone they wanted to have sex with"  T-Shirt (73)
(Some Guy) Silly Producer of new animated Batman series talks about guest stars Plastic Man, Blue Beetle, and Bat-Mite. "We've got Zebra Man and Mr. Polka-Dot coming up"  T-Shirt (23)
(MTV) Interesting Antonio Banderas says, "Hello, Dali"  T-Shirt (9)
(WWTDD) Scary Jesus christ it's a Whinehouse Get Away From The Car(some NSFW avatars used in comments section)  T-Shirt (79)
(LA Times) Unlikely With Obama's victory, we can expect Stephen Baldwin to move to Mexico and welcome back Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Rob Reiner, Rosie O'Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, and Barbra Streisand to America (36)
(Starpulse) Obvious Marilyn Manson dumped by current girlfriend Evan Rachel. Remaining fans expected to hear all about it in a self-pitying double album devoted to his misunderstood genius  T-Shirt (146)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Nicole Kidman says playing beard to a closeted gay dwarf isn't all it's cracked up to be  T-Shirt (77)
(Now Magazine) Scary Amy Winehouse is so excited that her husband is released from jail that she accidentally hurts photographer when she goes to hug him. Well, that's what her publicist would like us to believe  T-Shirt (35)
(wnnf) Amusing Elizabeth Hasselbeck says she's happy about Obama's win, proving the backstage hypnotism is working  T-Shirt (58)
(celebrityrush.com) Dumbass Pink once set her bedroom on fire during sex  T-Shirt (66)
(Yahoo) Cool AC/DC's new album is still at the top of charts, along with the dancing the Charleston, watching Matlock, chasing kids off your lawn, and wearing onions on your belt  T-Shirt (67)

Wed November 05, 2008
(TMZ) Amusing The most powerful woman in politics talks about her effort to get Obama elected. No, not her. not her either. No, the HOT one  T-Shirt (52)
(Contact Music) Sad Crap...four more years of MOBY  T-Shirt (48)
(WFTV) Weird If Toby Keith had any street cred, he seriously damaged it by admitting that he shaves his armpits  T-Shirt (32)
(Starpulse) Strange Carnie Wilson inexplicably pregnant again  T-Shirt (40)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Charlie Sheen denies getting lapdances from strippers in Las Vegas. No, this is not a repeat from 2007, 2006, 2005  T-Shirt (15)
(Reuters) Strange "Little House on the Prairie" too adult to be viewed by Finnish children, who could be cheered up by the plucky heroine and be unprepared for their eventual life of gloomy despair and alcoholism  T-Shirt (22)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting CBS greenlights sixth "Jesse Stone" movie starring Tom Selleck, surprising viewers who didn't even realize there were five previous ones  T-Shirt (32)
(NYPost) Obvious Ivana Trump refuses to believe her husband, who's 24 years her junior, cheated on her with a hot Italian model. Apparently her bathroom has no mirrors  T-Shirt (156)
(Contact Music) Unlikely Paris Hilton vows never to have plastic surgery, because, like, plastic totally goes right to her hips  T-Shirt (33)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Kim Cattrall confirms there will be a Sex And The City sequel. Creators hoping to set it 30 years in the future so they won't have to spend as much money on airbrushing and make-up this time round (29)
(BBC) Followup Celebrities react to Obama victory. Well, Oprah Winfrey, P. Diddy and a few other people you might have heard of at some point. Eddie Izzard wants to know if Obama has a flag yet  T-Shirt (169)
(Now Magazine) Amusing Super-sexy British singer Cheryl Cole says her dog has been stealing her knickers and burying them in the garden. Subby suggests she goes commando from now on to save money (50)
(The Atlantic) Obvious There are two Americas: One that lives paycheck to paycheck, lives modestly, and doesn't use dollar bills as toilet paper. The other watches "Mad Men."  T-Shirt (66)
(Onion AV Club) Cool The AV Club interviews Joel, Trace, and Jim Mallon from the original MST3K cast  T-Shirt (40)

Tue November 04, 2008
(Backseat Cuddler) Interesting Bruckheimer Talks 'Pirates 4′ 'Lone Ranger' and 'National Treasure 3′  T-Shirt (29)
(St. Petersburg Times) Silly Jean Claude Van Damme skips promoting his new movie to take care of comatose dog  T-Shirt (24)
(io9) Cool "Transformers 2" to feature Cylons  T-Shirt (97)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool "Preacher" to hit the big screen. Audiences given barf bags for the scenes with Arseface  T-Shirt (66)
(The Sun) Followup Incoming Doctor Who showrunner says that the next Doctor should be "40-plus and weird-looking," has apparently been consulting his mirror for casting ideas  T-Shirt (94)
(Variety) Stupid Film rights for EA game that hasn't been released yet sold to Universal. Uwe Boll to fark it up real good  T-Shirt (33)
(Starpulse) Obvious Fox greenlights another season of "American Dad." Guess there's not much coming from them anytime soon  T-Shirt (72)
(YouTube) Video In honor of Ralph Macchio turning 47 today, here's the trailer for his debut film (68)
(Now Magazine) Dumbass David Tennant realises his bank account will dry up when he leaves Doctor Who  T-Shirt (50)
(Daily Mail) Fail Great alien costume, but somebody should tell Bag-of-Antlers Spice that Halloween was over four days ago  T-Shirt (37)
(Now Magazine) Cool Russell Brand to star in "Pirates Of The Caribbean" sequel as Johnny Depp's brother. Film tentatively being titled "Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Search For Guyliner"  T-Shirt (56)
(Defamer) Obvious Heidi Klum deeply upsets Hindu scholars, who are demanding an apology over her Goddess Kali costume (with pics)  T-Shirt (88)
(Daily Mail) Scary A late entry from the "For the Love of God, No" files: Billie Piper possibly picked to play Dr Who  T-Shirt (99)

Mon November 03, 2008
(Variety) Stupid Farrelly Bros. to direct Three Stooges movie. It will be just like the old ones, only with more people being hit in the balls  T-Shirt (59)
(Q104.3) Cool Spinal Tap's 25th anniversary tour is in the works. It already has a review: Shiat Sandwich  T-Shirt (61)
(Yahoo) Interesting Seth MacFarlane signs new $100 million deal with FOX. "In all honesty, my representative said I could get that much money and I didn't stop him"  T-Shirt (70)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Followup ABC interested in picking up Fox's "King of the Hill"  T-Shirt (78)
(CBS Sacramento) Unlikely Jury determines that Keanu Reeves is totally not heinous  T-Shirt (18)
(Some Guy) Dumbass On the eve of Barack Obama's historic election, Soulja Boy indicates that his next dance will include one step forward, two back  T-Shirt (60)
(CNN) Interesting Chevy Chase weighs in at the 11th hour with a surprise presidential endorsement: Jimmy Carter  T-Shirt (39)
(Fox News) Interesting Johnny Carson was a private person, apparently because he didn't want people to know he was a miserable son of a biatch who wouldn't cross the street to piss on Ed McMahon if he was on fire (84)
(Celebslam) Spiffy Criss Angel's best illusion yet: nailing Holly Madison  T-Shirt (84)
(LA Times) Unlikely Palin advises Tina Fey to hang on to her 'Sarah outfit' because she is going to need it for the next four years. Fey unable to comment due to a mouth full of coffin nails as she finishes up the job (120)
(Daily Mail) Amusing BBC presenters are on their best behavior after the Russell Brand/Johnathan Ross answering machine scandal. Just kidding, Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson says truck drivers only care about fuel prices and killing prostitutes (119)
(Denver Post) Interesting Sacha Baron Cohen crashes rally against gay marriage disguised as Bruno, the character in his next film that will be the target for lawsuits filed by everyone he appears with after they realize he made them look like idiots (37)
(News.com.au) Silly Reporter may get fired after getting too much into Pink during interview, may have slipped into stink as well  T-Shirt (32)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Disgraced Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd insists her new pouty lips are the result of an allergy to candy - if only she and her agent had got their stories straight  T-Shirt (12)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting "Sex and the City" and "Friends" linked to teen pregnancy, which explains at least some of the vomiting induced by those shows  T-Shirt (32)
(New York Daily News) Sad Shakir Stewart, head of Def Jam Records commits suicide  T-Shirt (93)
(Sun Journal (Maine)) Obvious There are some shows you love to hate. Survivor, Heroes, anything with Flavor Flav  T-Shirt (29)
(LA Times) Cool CNN will use hologram technology to beam three-dimensional images of its field correspondents, Lord Vader  T-Shirt (24)
(Now Magazine) Fail Lindsay Lohan axed as World Music Awards host because she's too much of a car crash. To be replaced by perfectly stable and sane Denise Richards  T-Shirt (12)
(SMH) Stupid Hollywood PARALYSED by fear of an Obama loss. Even Jane Fonda, Sarandon & the Baldwins are frightened. "If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets." (356)
(Variety) Obvious NBC fires two top writer/producers on "Heroes," but I'm sure they'll be back in a couple episodes. It's Heroes, after all  T-Shirt (53)
(io9) Silly Batman, R.I.P. Holy murder suspect, Robin?  T-Shirt (36)
(Starpulse) Amusing When it's time to party, Tracy Morgan ALWAYS PARTIES HARD  T-Shirt (31)

Fark Showbiz Forum


Showbiz Farkives:    Complete archives