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Sun November 02, 2008
(Daily Star) Obvious Even Daniel Craig's mother thinks he's the worst James Bond ever  T-Shirt (37)
(ScienceBlogs) Obvious Why did Spore, the highly anticipated video game about evolution, fail to succeed critically and commercially? The marketing department told them to ditch the science and go with the "cute" (83)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Rowan Atkinson says he's only been in one movie that he's totally proud of, and it wasn't Mr. Bean  T-Shirt (64)
(Contact Music) Scary Guy Ritchie quickly learns that the only thing crazier than Madonna is her legion of unbalanced fans  T-Shirt (26)
(Chud) Interesting "Planet of the Apes" might receive another reboot. Tim Burton might receive a restraining order to keep him far away from the project  T-Shirt (23)
(Starpulse) Followup Amy Winehouse leaves hospital, forgets to retrieve her "Bless This Mess" and "Home Is Where The Heart Is" wall hangings from her room  T-Shirt (9)
(Starpulse) Scary Hugh Jackman terrified by pack of charging horses while filming "Australia." In related news, you won't see him co-starring with Sarah Jessica Parker or Julia Roberts anytime soon  T-Shirt (14)
(Yahoo) Stupid A horrific, terrifying sequel takes the top spot at the box office for a second weekend. No, I don't mean "Saw V"  T-Shirt (28)
(People Magazine) Amusing Carmen Electra won't be pressured into marriage. Subby desperately searching for Step 2 as Step 1 has obviously failed  T-Shirt (15)
(Contact Music) Amusing How did Beyonce Knowles prepare herself for taking on the role of Etta James? Ice cream. Lots and lots of ice cream  T-Shirt (11)
(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy Neil Diamond donates 100% of his merchandise sales from 20 shows to help hurricane-ravaged community in Texas, where people are still living in tents and cars next to their destroyed property (33)
(BBC) Cool Tonight's new series of Top Gear gets off to a smashing start as Clarkson drives a truck through a brick wall at 56mph (with photo goodness)  T-Shirt (26)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Simon Cowell says "Thank God she's gone" as he splits from his incredibly hot girlfriend. With "fist of angry God" pic  T-Shirt (36)
(Sify) Stupid Olsen twins contemplate matching boob jobs. Real doll manufacturers promptly roll out new "stick with two oranges glued on" model  T-Shirt (52)
(News Of The World) Obvious Paris Hilton says men exploit her for sex or money. Obvious tag asplodes  T-Shirt (29)
(Celebridiot) Cool Eliza Dushku supports the theory that women can dress like sluts on Halloween as long as they are attending a costume party  T-Shirt (52)
(London Times) Amusing Even Elvis, John Lennon, Mick Jagger and Jimi Hendrix wanted you to believe  T-Shirt (7)

Sat November 01, 2008
(Wired) PSA Battlestar Galactica will officially return Jan. 16, 2009  T-Shirt (56)
(Entertainment Weekly) Misc Why Terrence Howard was booted from "Iron Man 2." Being paid more than Robert Downey Jr. didn't help  T-Shirt (56)
(IMDB) Fail Good Idea: Really hot chicks in a movie. Bad Idea: A sequel to Donnie Darko  T-Shirt (72)
(People Magazine) Sad Mackenzie Phillips pleads guilty to cocaine possession. This headline not a repeat from 2007, 2006, 2005...or pretty much every year going back to the mid-70's or thereabouts (with bonus "Zombie Phillips" pic) (33)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger suffers from body dysmorphia - she reckons she's only a 5 out of 10  T-Shirt (54)
(Some Guy) Amusing Think tank picks favorite political movies; proves that wonks are always hot for Tracy Flick  T-Shirt (36)
(St. Petersburg Times) Spiffy "Doonesbury" to publish strip about Obama victory on Wednesday. Garry Trudeau says he will maintain Obama presidency even if McCain wins  T-Shirt (108)
(Some Guy) Amusing Recasting Cheers if it were made today  T-Shirt (59)

Fri October 31, 2008
(The Hollywood Reporter) Unlikely Could Barack Obama win an Emmy for his primetime informercial?  T-Shirt (43)
(Maxim) Amusing Who'd win in a fight between Halloween and Christmas movies (144)
(Some Guy) Amusing The 10 least scary supernatural TV shows of all time. Bonus: not a slideshow. Extra Bonus: a list NOT from Cracked  T-Shirt (175)
(Sci Fi) Interesting Babylon 5 creator J. Michael Straczynski is writing a long-in-the-works update of the SF classic Forbidden Planet for Warner Brothers. Submitter was conflicted on tag, so went with "interesting" (86)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Sunday night the 422nd annual Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror" will air. Here are the 10 best "Treehouse of Horror" moments  T-Shirt (299)
(London Times) Dumbass Russians furious that Bond Girl is aiding that known killer of Russians, James Bond. Who is, we should remember, a fictional character  T-Shirt (135)
(NYPost) Interesting Madonna and A-Rod arrive at Jerry Seinfeld's house in separate helicopters so they can just be friends for a few hours. Not that there's anything wrong with that  T-Shirt (27)
(Celebrity Smack) Scary Top 10 Celebrities Who Don't Need a Mask This Halloween (with scary pics)  T-Shirt (48)
(Blender) Cool Rob Zombie on adult animated movie "The Haunted World of El Superbeasto," his new album and celebrating Halloween: "We hung all these severed body parts from the trees. Most of the kids were terrified" (26)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Interesting FOX cancels "King of the Hill." In other news, "King of the Hill" was apparently still on the air  T-Shirt (158)
(Dlisted) Amusing What do you say to police officers arresting you when you're the daughter of former Yahoo CEO? "Google me, you dumb f--k"  T-Shirt (38)

Thu October 30, 2008
(Contact Music) Interesting Seth Rogen blasts movie bosses: "People have been banning our posters and the Saw V poster they're fine with - literally a guy with a dead person's face cut off and strapped to his face" (77)
(Canoe) Stupid Former SNLer Finesse Mitchell breaks out of the unemployment line to diss Fred Armisen's portrayal of Obama, claiming he lacks soul and swagger. wait, WHO???  T-Shirt (26)
(Some Guy) Strange The Joaquin Phoenix retirement video. Now with 100% more awkwardness  T-Shirt (48)
(CBC) Interesting Neil Young cancels Los Angeles concert because the stagehands are on strike and he won't go against his union brothers in IATSE. In other news, Neil Young is the richest unionized roadie in the world (41)
(Stuff) Obvious Guy Ritchie plans tell-all Madonna film, tentatively called "Snatch: Part Deux"  T-Shirt (14)
(Cracked) Amusing Worst porno ideas EVAR  T-Shirt (41)
(Starpulse) Amusing Musicians who look like celebrities. Bonus: Side-by-side of Keith Richards and the Crypt Keeper  T-Shirt (27)
(Starpulse) Amusing Peter Frampton is upset that his Obama signs were stolen from his front yard. Waa... waa waa waa waa waa  T-Shirt (98)
(YouTube) Amusing Happy 51st birthday, Kevin Pollak. Here's his best Halloween routine (which begs for AWOL Walken tag)  T-Shirt (18)
(Starpulse) Obvious Victoria Beckham to model underwear, because, well... What else is she going to do?  T-Shirt (40)
(Some blog) Dumbass Not news: Two more celebrities threaten to leave the country if McCain wins. Fark: Neither is American  T-Shirt (101)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting New video game using the Beatles' catalog to be released next year. Gameplay expected to be fun until one of the dudes you play with gets an annoying new girlfriend who demands he starts playing the game in ways you don't like (50)
(Orlando Sentinel) Amusing Circus animals revolt. Use knives to force woman to carry them on her back for a change  T-Shirt (3)
(CNN) Amusing Kevin Smith: "If I could go back in time and tell the 16-year-old version of me that Traci Lords is going to be in my living room ... my head would explode. First, the 16-year-old would be like, where'd you get a time machine?" (69)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Women auditioning for 'Miss Naked Beauty' TV show complain how they were degraded and humiliated when they were asked to take their clothes off  T-Shirt (19)
(YouTube) Silly A remake of The Last Dragon is in the works, with Samuel L Jackson as Sho'Nuff. Enjoy this classic clip  T-Shirt (37)
(MSN) Amusing Mel Brooks becomes fast friends with Mary-Kate Olsen. Olsen now incorporating matzo into her normal diet of cigarettes and Ex-Lax  T-Shirt (15)
(Variety) Interesting Courteney Cox developing new sitcom: "Cougar Town". Begin the hittability debate here  T-Shirt (50)
(Nerve) Cool The coolest fan art for The Shining you'll see today. Or any day  T-Shirt (27)
(Newsday) Dumbass Jerry Seinfeld is being sued for defamation because a woman let her 7-year-old child watch adult TV programming. Personal responsibility out the window  T-Shirt (153)
(Telegraph) Unlikely What is the highest grossing movie in UK box office history? (a)Titanic (b)Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (c)Mamma Mia  T-Shirt (18)
(New York Daily News) Amusing 70 years ago tonight, quite a few people listening to Orson Welles' radio broadcast of "War of the Worlds" PANICKED (with audio link to original broadcast)  T-Shirt (122)
(UPI) Interesting Trial begins today for Phil Spector's hair  T-Shirt (9)
(Asheville Citizen-Times) Interesting Bill Pullman's son Jack arrested for moonshine in the NC mountains  T-Shirt (35)
(The Sun) Sappy The Sun apologises for Hasseling the Hoff, offers to buy him a pint and a cheeseburger  T-Shirt (6)
(London Times) Followup Transcripts of the phone calls to Andrew "Manuel" Sachs that caused Russell Brand to resign. Yes, they're funny  T-Shirt (93)
(LA Times) Silly Rock band Wilco to its fans: Please, save your money, don't buy our Blu-Ray disc  T-Shirt (63)
(ABC Action News) Stupid In a fit of Nobel worthy genius, Tara Reid decides she wants to have children. God save us  T-Shirt (19)
(London Times) Interesting Top 10 Bond girls of all time. It's not news, it's the London Times  T-Shirt (49)
(Abc.net.au) Silly Jenna Elfman slams Scientology critics. "People were hanged, fed to the lions for their beliefs so this is just a modern day evolution"  T-Shirt (121)
(ABC News) Dumbass British radio personality Russell Brand prank calls an old man, saying he slept with his grandaughter. Thousands of complaints later, he resigns. Joins Stern as Fart-Man sidekick "Dingleberry boy" (45)
(Telegraph) Sad "I'll have what she's having."......**URK**....... THUD  T-Shirt (12)

Wed October 29, 2008
(Some Doctor) Sad Tenth Doctor David Tennant is leaving Doctor Who at the end of 2009. Fans worldwide seen crying into their scarves  T-Shirt (121)
(The New York Times) Spiffy Jackson 5 to reunite, hoping to attract younger, more boyish, fans  T-Shirt (13)
(NYPost) Spiffy "The Simpsons" to scrape the bottom of the idea barrel for another three years, according to producer Al "Armand Tanzarian" Jean  T-Shirt (96)
(Starpulse) Obvious Miley Cyrus fears another photo leak. Which means there are more racy pictures of Miley Cyrus out there  T-Shirt (67)
(iF Magazine) Interesting Kevin Smith making horror film called "Red State." Shockingly, it will have political overtones  T-Shirt (39)
(Geno's World) Amusing Tori Spelling talks about being fat. No mention of having a horse face  T-Shirt (19)
(Salon) Weird Shakira: "I'm quite pregnant with my album". Fb- inconsolable  T-Shirt (41)
(Chicago Sun-Times) PSA Ebert publishes "Roger's Little Rule Book" for movie critics, all of the rules violated by a famous critic he never names, but draws his examples from. Stop kicking my seat or I'll pound you (92)
(Some Guy) Amusing Gwyneth Paltrow and Huey Lewis voted as Worst Duet Ever. However, it can get worse with a duet with hubby Chris Martin  T-Shirt (59)
(NYPost) Obvious Elisabeth Hasselbeck gets more hate mail than any of the biddies on "The View." Article also drops shocking news that Rosie Perez likes to get baked and giggle at "American Idol"  T-Shirt (59)
(Now Magazine) Cool Julia Roberts celebrates 41st b-day with A-list pals. No word if she did that choked up trying not to cry but giving a soliloquy thing she does in all her movies  T-Shirt (24)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious "Hellraiser" to be redone by "Martyrs" movie director. Weinstein co-chairman: "If I could make all my films from franchises, I would." The suffering will be eternal, indeed  T-Shirt (43)
(Huffington Post) Silly "Gov. Palin was like, 'Oh did Alice go home? Oh, cause Bristol woulda babysat.'" -- Tina Fey  T-Shirt (64)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Every time Donald Trump sees one of his workers he gives them $100. Of course, that will drop to $47 after Obama is elected president  T-Shirt (28)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Britney Spears's dad granted permanent legal control of the singer's affairs and her storeroom full of Cheetos  T-Shirt (14)
(Reuters) Amusing You can now buy wines branded for the HBO series "the Sopranos." This wine will be aged five years past its prime and will leave a bad taste in your mouth when it's done  T-Shirt (81)
(Now Magazine) Interesting After slurred appearance on breakfast TV show, Kerry Katona fires PR guru Max Clifford. Now she's really in freefall  T-Shirt (41)
(UPI) Cool Downey to play Iron Man three more times  T-Shirt (80)
(Daily Mail) Followup Guy Ritchie had to be contractually obliged to have sex with Madonna. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more  T-Shirt (46)
(WTAM) Interesting Elvis named highest-earning dead celebrity, beating out a man who worked for Peanuts  T-Shirt (23)
(WCBS 880) Interesting Bruce Springsteen has canceled his annual Halloween display, citing "catastrophic success"  T-Shirt (8)
(Media Morgue) Amusing Russell Crowe allegedly tapped to play lead in a possible Ridley Scott werewolf film, thus ensuring that the genre gets beaten back to death by over-use  T-Shirt (10)
(AP) Obvious Cloris Leachman voted off "Dancing with the Stars," onto "Sipping Bartles & Jaymes with Grams"  T-Shirt (17)
(Canada.com) Cool Barenaked Ladies singer avoids becoming bare back shower lady  T-Shirt (30)
(My Fox DC) Scary The five scariest movies you've never seen. Happy Halloween  T-Shirt (101)
(Some Guy) Amusing Chaos! Theater accidentally shows "Sex Drive" instead of "High School Musical 3." Parent: "I could not carry my little children out before they were exposed to extremely vulgar and sexually explicit material" (132)
(Wired) Spiffy Mystery Science Theater celebrates 20 movie-mocking years with new DVD set  T-Shirt (104)
(MSNBC) Silly In effort to make amnesiacs and coma victims more comfortable, CW Network plans to spin off current "90210" series with new "Melrose Place"  T-Shirt (15)
(Some Guy) Spiffy New "Planet of the Apes" chronology to explain how Statue of Liberty ended up in pieces on a beach, and why those damn dirty apes started talking like us now  T-Shirt (63)
(Defamer) Stupid Inspired by the success of Russell Crowe, Keanu Reeves, Billy Bob Thornton and Bruce Willis, Joaquin Phoenix gives up acting to devote himself to his crappy, go-nowhere band (41)

Tue October 28, 2008
(Defamer) Scary Another reason to skip "Angels & Demons": 52-year-old Tom Hanks in a Speedo  T-Shirt (36)
(Some Guy) Followup Reports of Jessica Biel's demise have been exaggerated. Unless you're talking about her career. In which case, carry on  T-Shirt (88)
(Gawker) Obvious Madonna divorce an embarrassment to kabbalah. As if Madonna herself wasn't enough of an embarassment to it  T-Shirt (28)
(Fox News) Interesting Catherine Zeta Jones will play Cleopatra in new Steven Soderbergh flick. Her husband to have a cameo as a mummy  T-Shirt (153)
(SLTrib) Amusing Utah's Megaplex Theaters refusal to show "Zack and Miri" results in charges of hypocricy; general manager says he's just trying to save Utahans from a naked Seth Rogen  T-Shirt (72)
(BBC) Silly Having addressed and solved all the other issues of the day, the BBC devotes valuable time and space to wondering if it's okay to hate James Bond  T-Shirt (106)
(Sun Sentinel) Scary The complete gallery of everyone who's tapped Madonna like a keg  T-Shirt (95)
(Livenews) Amusing "Paul McCartney deported over flaming condoms"  T-Shirt (23)
(Now Magazine) Interesting Outraged Brits want TV presenters Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand sacked for leaving obscene messages on Fawlty Towers star Andrew "Manuel" Sachs' phone  T-Shirt (30)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Guy Richie: "Um, you need to give me WAY more $ than that." In related news, Madonna's lawyer is the same one who represented McCartney in his divorce. And $ we $ know $ how $ well $ THAT $ worked $ out $ for $ Paul $$$$$$ (25)
(Some Guy) Obvious James Bond Characters who deserve their own spin-off  T-Shirt (35)
(Daily Mail) Cool Meet Voluptua, the Satanic Slut at the centre of the latest BBC scandal (link may be NSFW in some workplaces)  T-Shirt (44)
(Variety) Scary In an effort to see how much something can suck before the universe collapses on itself, the Jonas Brothers to star in Disney's "The Farting Dog"  T-Shirt (41)
(CNN) Sad "Deep Throat" director dead, mourners all choked up  T-Shirt (23)
(ThrFeed) Hero The Facts Were These: ABC will not air the Obama infomercial, will air "Pushing Daisies" instead, adding ABC to the growing media enemies list  T-Shirt (214)

Mon October 27, 2008
(Some Guy) Ironic Sam Raimi to bring Spartacus to TV as a series on Starz. Hail to the Spartacus, baby  T-Shirt (63)
(Some Guy) Cool "'Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day' has now officially begun filming in Toronto." Wait, what?  T-Shirt (106)
(Guardian.com) Cool The origins of Watchmen: Dave Gibbons' early sketches  T-Shirt (34)
(C|Net) Interesting Netflix allows Mac users to watch movies 'on demand'. No more waiting for The Love Guru, The Mummy 3, or Sex and the City DVDs to hit the dollar bin a week later  T-Shirt (53)
(LA Times) Interesting Batman's Christopher Nolan: "I have to ask the question: How many good third movies in a franchise can people name?"  T-Shirt (194)
(Starpulse) Obvious Today's FARK-ready headline: "Donny & Marie Extend Las Vegas Strip Show"  T-Shirt (49)
(NYPost) Strange Among NYC's celebrities who have a gun permit are Donald Trump, Carlos Delgado and Alexis Stewart, Martha's daughter, who got hers so she can shoot her dogs  T-Shirt (21)
(Celebridiot) Scary Jessica Biel has seen better days and is currently looking like a worn out version of the Joker  T-Shirt (105)
(Daily Stab) Spiffy John Travolta turns down "Hairspray" sequel - There is a God  T-Shirt (17)
(Reuters) Cool "High School Musical" and "Saw V" top box office this weekend. Sequel idea: The cast of "High School Musical" picked off one by one in "Saw VI." It's a win-win  T-Shirt (170)
(News Of The World) Scary Amy Winehouse goes back to rehab before her body completes its self-destruction. With close-up of her teeth, or, more accurately, her teef (SFW)  T-Shirt (55)
(Reuters) Interesting The bad economy means good things for bad TV  T-Shirt (33)
(Salon) Sad Tony Hillerman, author of acclaimed Navajo Tribal Police mystery novels, dead at 83  T-Shirt (32)
(Onion AV Club) Misc Twenty three. Twenty three unusual vampire variations, ah, ha ha  T-Shirt (57)
(Deadline Hollywood) Interesting "Saw" is now the top grossing horror franchise of all time, beating out Freddy, Jason, and the Bush family  T-Shirt (88)
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy A look at Tarzan's pal Cheeta today (with awesome retirement photo)  T-Shirt (26)
(Daily Stab) Cool Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince teaser trailer  T-Shirt (72)
(Daily Stab) Amusing Patti LaBelle should never be allowed to sing the National Anthem again. EVER (90)

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